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(The Frisky)   "How having sex with a fat guy changed me". So maybe there are women out there willing to give you a shot   (thefrisky.com) divider line 75
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2013-08-19 06:15:09 PM
16 votes:
It's true that fat guys can create a wave-machine-like effect by lying flat on their backs and undulating their spines. It's pure orgasmic bliss for a woman who can simply ride the crashing currents to shangri-la. And there's all kinds of possibilities for frisky games. For example, try blindfolding the girl, tying her hands behind her back, and turning her around a few times (to disorient her). Now, lie flat on the bed. The game is for her to locate your penis hidden among the various fleshy folds using only her tongue. Hours of titillating fun, right there.
2013-08-19 06:22:55 PM
15 votes:
hehpic.com

/oblig
2013-08-19 05:48:30 PM
13 votes:

UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...

...and they cannot lie.


She likes big bellies and she cannot lie
You other sistahs can't deny
When a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waist
and nacho cheese on his face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobs
cuz you notice that belly was huge
Hangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearing
She's hooked and can't stop staring
Oh, baby, she wanna get with ya
and check your blood pressure
2013-08-19 05:35:42 PM
12 votes:

Theaetetus: Devin was pleasantly surprised when I sought him out at the next party - I never had the guts to tell him the shameful train of thought that had made me hesitate at first - and we went on to have the kind of deeply satisfying summer fling everyone wishes they had in college. He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up even when he was embarrassed about his belly's stretch marks. He is still the only person who could rile me up using just his fingers. His meaty, sausage-like fingers that, though short and stubby, were still individually thicker than most porn stars' equipment. "Do me, John Holmes!" I'd shriek, riding Devin's fingers with my eyes closed, while he sweated from the effort of pumping enough blood to get an erection (not that I ever saw it amongst the folds of his body).


nobodygoeshere.com
2013-08-19 05:32:26 PM
10 votes:
Devin was pleasantly surprised when I sought him out at the next party - I never had the guts to tell him the shameful train of thought that had made me hesitate at first - and we went on to have the kind of deeply satisfying summer fling everyone wishes they had in college. He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up even when he was embarrassed about his belly's stretch marks. He is still the only person who could rile me up using just his fingers. His meaty, sausage-like fingers that, though short and stubby, were still individually thicker than most porn stars' equipment. "Do me, John Holmes!" I'd shriek, riding Devin's fingers with my eyes closed, while he sweated from the effort of pumping enough blood to get an erection (not that I ever saw it amongst the folds of his body).
2013-08-19 07:08:32 PM
8 votes:
I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.
2013-08-19 06:00:17 PM
8 votes:

HawgWild: UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...

...and they cannot lie.

She likes big bellies and she cannot lie
You other sistahs can't deny
When a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waist
and nacho cheese on his face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobs
cuz you notice that belly was huge
Hangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearing
She's hooked and can't stop staring
Oh, baby, she wanna get with ya
and check your blood pressure


So Men's Health says you're fat?
Well, I ain't down with that,
because you smell like fried chicken
and I'm thinking 'bout lickin'...
To the beanpole guys in the magazines:
you ain't it, broseph!
2013-08-19 08:13:07 PM
7 votes:
The amount of oversharing in this thread is reaching creepy levels.
2013-08-19 06:25:10 PM
7 votes:

Pocket Ninja: It's true that fat guys can create a wave-machine-like effect by lying flat on their backs and undulating their spines. It's pure orgasmic bliss for a woman who can simply ride the crashing currents to shangri-la. And there's all kinds of possibilities for frisky games. For example, try blindfolding the girl, tying her hands behind her back, and turning her around a few times (to disorient her). Now, lie flat on the bed. The game is for her to locate your penis hidden among the various fleshy folds using only her tongue. Hours of titillating fun, right there.


24.media.tumblr.com
2013-08-19 06:24:48 PM
7 votes:

T.rex: I had sex with a fat woman before.  It literally destroyed my reputation in the business world for years and years.


You should probably stop having sex with people during your business meetings.
2013-08-19 07:03:29 PM
6 votes:

Skeezix: GIS for Molly Ren. NSFW. Scroll down to see a pic of the fat guy.

http://www.google.com/search?q=molly+ren&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&e i= iIwSUo6tO8KCyAHmqIFo&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=888&bih=538


31.media.tumblr.com

/from that GIS and might be the funniest thing I've seen all year
//challenge accepted
2013-08-19 07:56:56 PM
5 votes:

Somacandra: Long time ago my brother in law told me he got his ass licked on the first date with this one girl. I didn't ask. They are now happily married for many years. Its not my thing, but it seems to be good for them. I do get the occasional flashback at family gatherings, but its all cool. Ironically (or not) she seemed to have problems with #2 herself for awhile, but she poops fine now. Thanks, all.


My BIL told me after his second date with his wife that she asked him if he ever watched a woman take a shiat, and would that turn him on?

It's been 20 years and I still can't look that woman in the face.
2013-08-19 06:01:39 PM
5 votes:
It didn't work for me. Not only did it distract me from "The Lion King," he never even gave me the puppy he promised me, the tubby prick.
2013-08-20 02:39:13 AM
4 votes:

The Angry Hand of God: My girl has kept on a little weight after she had our baby. Now her tubes are tied. Just knowing that she birthed my child turns me on. Her weight has had no effect at all.
.One night it was getting pretty hot, and a Subway commercial came on. I told her to lay facedown on the bed with her blindfold on.

Came back and slowly slathered mayo up and down her crack. She wasn't sure what I was doing until I threw in a few roast beef slices, and a little cheese. I ate it out of there a slowly licked up all the mayo. I don't really want to say what happened next, but I can say it involved a hot dog bun and some relish.


And they say romance is dead...
2013-08-19 07:43:41 PM
4 votes:

Just_Dan: She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


i.imgur.com

Long time ago my brother in law told me he got his ass licked on the first date with this one girl. I didn't ask. They are now happily married for many years. Its not my thing, but it seems to be good for them. I do get the occasional flashback at family gatherings, but its all cool. Ironically (or not) she seemed to have problems with #2 herself for awhile, but she poops fine now. Thanks, all.

/end csb
2013-08-19 07:00:02 PM
4 votes:
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
2013-08-20 02:17:37 AM
3 votes:
My girl has kept on a little weight after she had our baby. Now her tubes are tied. Just knowing that she birthed my child turns me on. Her weight has had no effect at all.
.One night it was getting pretty hot, and a Subway commercial came on. I told her to lay facedown on the bed with her blindfold on.

Came back and slowly slathered mayo up and down her crack. She wasn't sure what I was doing until I threw in a few roast beef slices, and a little cheese. I ate it out of there a slowly licked up all the mayo. I don't really want to say what happened next, but I can say it involved a hot dog bun and some relish.
2013-08-19 07:59:44 PM
3 votes:

Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!


Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey
2013-08-19 06:40:18 PM
3 votes:
Dear Penthouse, you'll never guess what happened to me at the McDonald's drive thru...
2013-08-19 06:33:29 PM
3 votes:

Pocket Ninja: It's true that fat guys can create a wave-machine-like effect by lying flat on their backs and undulating their spines. It's pure orgasmic bliss for a woman who can simply ride the crashing currents to shangri-la. And there's all kinds of possibilities for frisky games. For example, try blindfolding the girl, tying her hands behind her back, and turning her around a few times (to disorient her). Now, lie flat on the bed. The game is for her to locate your penis hidden among the various fleshy folds using only her tongue. Hours of titillating fun, right there.


Hey, you found the remote!

And

fuzzypc.com
2013-08-19 05:55:56 PM
3 votes:
His meaty, sausage-like fingers that, though short and stubby, were still individually thicker than most porn stars' equipment.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-08-19 05:31:33 PM
3 votes:
s16.postimg.org
2013-08-20 03:01:36 AM
2 votes:
www.slapcaption.com
2013-08-20 12:56:55 AM
2 votes:

7th Son of a 7th Son: I'm down to ~260 (5'9") I just hope I can keep it up.


msnbcmedia.msn.com
2013-08-19 08:12:40 PM
2 votes:

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!

Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey


Not really judging you, but if you're pounding a woman in her crapper, what exactly are you longing for? Does she have a boy's haircut?
2013-08-19 08:04:39 PM
2 votes:

Dafatone: Half-relevant:

I'm a little tired of the movement to show that "fat is sexy too" or whatever through absolutely gorgeous plus sized models.  While I get that no one's going to advertise with anything but gorgeous people, media-pushed body image issues aren't solely built around body weight.  Telling people that it's okay to be fat as long as you're still gorgeous is kind of awkward.


I'm tired of the 'fat is beautiful' movement completely. No it isn't beautiful, you're an ugly fat fool.

Now, to be sure, there's room for variation, because not everyone is going to be the exact same body type. However, I hate to tell you, that 5' tall and 150lbs isn't curvy. Nope, that's fat. When you're 5'4" and 130lbs, okay, that's curvy.

Still, I do recommend that everyone see a doctor to find out what their healthy weight should be. Mine, ironically enough, is heavier than my taller brother. That's because my body type is going to carry more muscle mass than his type.

Be healthy folks, and ladies, healthy curvy isn't often what people define as curvy.
2013-08-19 07:37:54 PM
2 votes:

lordargent: sausage-like fingers

GIS ...

[www.jeffreymd.com image 390x259]

also

[images.sodahead.com image 224x350]


i7.photobucket.com

This is a friend of mine, might be a bit hard to see, but he's got clubbed fingers.. his nickname is the One hand gang-bang
2013-08-19 07:27:14 PM
2 votes:

Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.
2013-08-19 06:34:01 PM
2 votes:
Hey, I just met you

And this is crazy

But, could you find me a fatty, maybe?
2013-08-19 06:33:39 PM
2 votes:
Half-relevant:

I'm a little tired of the movement to show that "fat is sexy too" or whatever through absolutely gorgeous plus sized models.  While I get that no one's going to advertise with anything but gorgeous people, media-pushed body image issues aren't solely built around body weight.  Telling people that it's okay to be fat as long as you're still gorgeous is kind of awkward.
2013-08-19 06:26:44 PM
2 votes:
He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up
go on.....
2013-08-19 06:23:27 PM
2 votes:
Let me guess: she was flat out impressed?
2013-08-19 06:17:35 PM
2 votes:
sausage-like fingers

GIS ...

www.jeffreymd.com

also

images.sodahead.com
2013-08-19 05:37:34 PM
2 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...


...and they cannot lie.
2013-08-19 05:21:05 PM
2 votes:
"He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up even when he was embarrassed about his belly's stretch marks."

Totally legit post, nailed it.
2013-08-19 05:09:49 PM
2 votes:
Let me just get these out of the way:

www.meh.ro

i105.photobucket.com
2013-08-19 04:55:01 PM
2 votes:
I doubt it.
2013-08-20 07:59:08 AM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: HawgWild: UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...

...and they cannot lie.

She likes big bellies and she cannot lie
You other sistahs can't deny
When a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waist
and nacho cheese on his face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobs
cuz you notice that belly was huge
Hangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearing
She's hooked and can't stop staring
Oh, baby, she wanna get with ya
and check your blood pressure

So Men's Health says you're fat?
Well, I ain't down with that,
because you smell like fried chicken
and I'm thinking 'bout lickin'...
To the beanpole guys in the magazines:
you ain't it, broseph!


So ladies, YEAH! Ladies, YEAH! Has your boyfriend got the fat? HELL YEAH! Now shake it shake it shake it shake it shake that belly fat. Baby got....FRONT

I like meaty/fleshy guys, or as they say on Match, "a few extra pounds." As long as you're active and can hike, bike and play tennis. And other stuff.
2013-08-20 02:06:13 AM
1 votes:
i446.photobucket.com

/also sharp knees
2013-08-20 12:43:52 AM
1 votes:
Ladies, don't settle for six-pack abs when I can give you the whole case.
2013-08-20 12:17:52 AM
1 votes:

Just_Dan: Dingleberry Dickwad: Just_Dan: I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.

Personally it depends on how big a girl we're talking about. I like a bit bigger girl, but I'm also not talking Mama June from Honey Boo boo big. I'm talking
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x747]

Maybe a couple lbs heavier, and a lot depends on how that weight is distributed.

Yeah, I like hour glass. I mean it can be big I suppose. I just like the shape. Oh, and no flat butts. I can't handle that.


Agreed. It's all about proportions.


CowboyUpCowgirlDown: [www.yankeepotroast.org image 800x600]


www.humorhound.com
2013-08-19 11:55:18 PM
1 votes:

clowncar on fire: GRCooper: Liz Lemon: FarkinHostile: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects,

My rule is "Nothing bigger then me".

THAN. THAN. The farking word to use to compare something is THAN.

THEN is an expression of time.

/for the love all that is holy, please learn this.

Their are a lot  alot of uneducated people around hear. There always making that mistake.

/Pet Peave


Your wright, my bad.
2013-08-19 11:31:42 PM
1 votes:

Somacandra: img.fark.net

This woman is relevant to my interests.


Ditto. Sadly, it looks like the airbrushed the hell out of that photo. :/
2013-08-19 11:02:35 PM
1 votes:

Liz Lemon: FarkinHostile: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects,

My rule is "Nothing bigger then me".

THAN. THAN. The farking word to use to compare something is THAN.

THEN is an expression of time.

/for the love all that is holy, please learn this.


Their are a lot of uneducated people around hear. There always making that mistake.
2013-08-19 10:37:09 PM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.


All sex is gross, and the best sex is really gross. You just gotta roll with it.

/just got back from a music festival... :)
2013-08-19 10:20:12 PM
1 votes:
armor helix
Some fat girl farked a fat dude. Wow. And the sun came up the next day....


So they weren't fat enough that the matemeeting of the two masses influenced gravity enough to throw the solar system out of whack.
Now, had an obese Hyperion started banging his BBT Theia, then the oil might have hit Uranus.
2013-08-19 10:15:27 PM
1 votes:

Shazam999: Dingleberry Dickwad: Fallout Boy: Dingleberry Dickwad: PainfulItching: hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT

6'2, 240 but my shoulders would almost fill out one of those David Byrne suits from the 80's. 38" waist, but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.

Your doctor is nuts. I'm 5'10 and a hair over 200. I grew up scrawny as hell until I put weight on in the military. At 180 I looked like an average person, not skinny but nowhere approaching fat. After I hit civilian life I've put on a few lbs, but not terribly much, but at most I look like I'm minorly overweight. Either way it's better than when I graduated high school and I was 5'10 and 145.

5'10 over 200 and you arent fat? Put your money where your mouth is and show pictures, because that is fat.

Never said I wasn't fat, just at my current weight I don't really look fat, just a bit overweight. No real rolls or anything, just a bit on the chunky side.  Are you maybe confusing the part where I said I didn't look near fat at 180 or something?

[t0.gstatic.com image 259x194]


Pft, I have way more hair than Homer, not to mention eyebrows.

/Why is his left pec so much bigger than the right?
2013-08-19 10:00:37 PM
1 votes:
Chubby in a guy is fine but if a guy is over like 250 - 300 I just cannot get my woman-boner up for him. Also, really tall guys (like 6' and up) kind of scare me in real life.

Also, I like doing active stuff so dating someone really, really, really out of shape wouldn't work. And please don't tell me that you're 350 lbs and run 5 miles every day and are so super active because I know people of that size and they are great, but they cannot walk a mile without getting exhausted.
2013-08-19 09:58:43 PM
1 votes:
I am hoping for a man with some weight on him.  I've had super skinny and heavier, all in the same man.  He was MUCH sexier with some extra weight on him.  Sex was better.  Spooning was better.  His face even looked better with the weight.

Skinny dude = bony hips = bruises on my hips = yuck & ouch!
2013-08-19 09:46:13 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

Ok, who's the farkette that posted this?
2013-08-19 09:08:32 PM
1 votes:
Being a fat guy hasn't helped me at all.
2013-08-19 09:05:30 PM
1 votes:
What about me?  I'm fat AND lacking any type of upper body strength whatsoever.
2013-08-19 09:01:08 PM
1 votes:
Dingleberry Dickwad:

*takes first sip of the evening*

Much better now ;)
2013-08-19 08:57:32 PM
1 votes:

megarian: bearwife: I have to "weigh in" on this one...
The inspiration for my handle and the love of my life is a big guy (300 lbs plus or minus 20 over the course of our relationship.)  I realized I was into bigger guys in college ... Skinny men repulse me.  Don't ask me why, I have never been able to explain it, but I love my large husband.  More recently he has trimmed down quite a bit due to a change in career (he now works at an orchard, lots of manual labor) and I occasionally threaten to start force feeding him.  There are two kinds of fat men though... Sloppy fat, where it's all jiggly rolls and no muscle, versus strong fat, where they are just generally beefy but also strong.  My type is the latter.  You have to at least try a little to take care of yourself!

But seriously large men out there, there are woman who are attracted to you the way you are, the thing that matters the most is your confidence level.  Also, if you're going to be big, work on some nice arm and shoulder muscles.  Much sexier.  In my humble opinion.

*awkward Internet fistbump*


Now why can't I get my skinny guy to eat?  Oh, I know.  He runs around work all day, also in a manual profession and then eats us out of house and home when he walks in the door.  I don't think he should be permitted junk food-it's just not fair to the rest of us, he blows through chips and dip in a week when for me I would have had it last 2 or 3.  I've tried packing lunches and he won't eat them swear he's half anorexic.  He does have good arms and shoulders, though.

/would love to know where he puts all that food he downs every night
2013-08-19 08:57:18 PM
1 votes:

megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.


I'm with you. My personal taste changes based on personality and the dudes I know, but I've fallen really hard for some skinny dudes, but have also enjoyed a good time with dudes with some meat on them. The guy I have a bit of a thing for now has lamented that he's not thin, but I barely notice, I'd still do him a thousand times over (if he didn't already have a girlfriend.)
Not a fan of obese though.
2013-08-19 08:51:06 PM
1 votes:

megarian: I like bigger guys


Go on ...

/six feet, 250
//yeah, I saw "I have nothing else of importance to say".  I deleted it, therefore, it doesn't matter.
///kinda have a crush on a big girl at the moment - it's all about proportions
2013-08-19 08:47:13 PM
1 votes:

FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: Yeah, I like hour glass. I mean it can be big I suppose. I just like the shape. Oh, and no flat butts. I can't handle that.

Big girls most certainly can be beautiful with an hourglass shape. Case in point, my BBW Ex:


[img.photobucket.com image 332x442]

[img.photobucket.com image 589x442]

[img.photobucket.com image 589x442]


[img.photobucket.com image 800x600]

/AW off

img0.joyreactor.com
2013-08-19 08:46:44 PM
1 votes:
The hell did I just read? In not sure if I'm more disappointed in myself for reading this or the mods for green lighting it.

Some fat girl farked a fat dude. Wow. And the sun came up the next day....
2013-08-19 08:46:07 PM
1 votes:

Just_Dan: megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.

Who are some hot fat dudes?


I think Kevin James qualifies as a hot fat dude.
2013-08-19 08:44:56 PM
1 votes:

bearwife: I have to "weigh in" on this one...
The inspiration for my handle and the love of my life is a big guy (300 lbs plus or minus 20 over the course of our relationship.)  I realized I was into bigger guys in college ... Skinny men repulse me.  Don't ask me why, I have never been able to explain it, but I love my large husband.  More recently he has trimmed down quite a bit due to a change in career (he now works at an orchard, lots of manual labor) and I occasionally threaten to start force feeding him.  There are two kinds of fat men though... Sloppy fat, where it's all jiggly rolls and no muscle, versus strong fat, where they are just generally beefy but also strong.  My type is the latter.  You have to at least try a little to take care of yourself!

But seriously large men out there, there are woman who are attracted to you the way you are, the thing that matters the most is your confidence level.  Also, if you're going to be big, work on some nice arm and shoulder muscles.  Much sexier.  In my humble opinion.


*awkward Internet fistbump*
2013-08-19 08:12:37 PM
1 votes:

Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


...Mama?
2013-08-19 08:09:12 PM
1 votes:

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects,


My rule is "Nothing bigger then me".
2013-08-19 08:04:35 PM
1 votes:

Just_Dan: Onna real though, I work out, like a lot. I'm not bragging I am just saying I am an active person. Six days a week. Sex with someone out of shape is not much fun for me. I find it difficult for those type of partners to keep up and/or contribute. I have and never will be one of those guys that a partner just has to be there for me to get off.

However, I have only had sex with like maybe two bigger people in my life so there might be a chubby out there that has more stamina then I give credit.


Aren't you too farking busy having to be at the gym in 20 minutes to be biatching on Fark. My god, the Douche is stong in you.
2013-08-19 08:01:51 PM
1 votes:

Dremin: There are varying degrees of "fat" not all of which are completely disgusting.


This. That and something, something.  I'm considered charming and adorable (not my words, but those of others) Not all fat women are disgusting pigs.  Many of us maintain ourselves just as our more slender counterparts do if not more fastidiously.  That includes: grooming, dressing, washing, and wearing our best hair/nails/makeup/outfits out and about.  I have a good friend who is not on Fark and so I can say, is enormous-no disrespect to her, but she's a very large gal and carries it off well.  She gets more dates in her late 30's than I ever got in my early-mid 20's.  Reason:  she's beautiful, graceful and knows how to work with what she's got.  Hell, the woman could teach classes and retire in 10 years.  I should suggest that to her the next time we talk.
2013-08-19 07:56:24 PM
1 votes:

ocd002: Somacandra: This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.

Because skinny chicks just think its enough to be there and be skinny

Fat girls know they have to bring their A game since they can't just rely on striking "hot" poses or whatever they do lol.

And we like to put things in our mouths.


Not necessarily. The fit girls I've boned have been awesome - athletic, bendy and full of stamina. It's why I have mainly slept with fit girls. In my experience it's been the chubbies that just lay there. No stamina.
2013-08-19 07:47:37 PM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.


Every woman you've ever been with spent her early years crapping her vag. True story.

/deal with it
2013-08-19 07:39:40 PM
1 votes:

Just_Dan: ZeroCorpse: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.

A2M

Quit being such a damn prude. You probably don't even do any butt play.


If it weren't for the fact that my ex wife blew up to almost double MY weight after our divorce I would have thought you were talking about her. Grats on getting the fartbox tongue punched, that shiat is awesome!

/typically like somewhat curvier girls, but apple shaped is not curvy.
2013-08-19 07:35:24 PM
1 votes:
I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.


Sometimes in the heat of the moment it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.

/Clerks 2
2013-08-19 07:22:14 PM
1 votes:
I'll bet it did.  You're prolly a lot thinner and a lot LONNNNNGER
crzysmansion.artchicks.org
2013-08-19 07:20:27 PM
1 votes:

FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.


Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!
2013-08-19 07:15:57 PM
1 votes:

Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.



You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.
2013-08-19 06:56:11 PM
1 votes:
yeah...how fat was he?  I need to know how much I need to gain before I have a shot.
2013-08-19 06:25:55 PM
1 votes:

The Voice of Doom: Let me guess: she was flat out impressed?


Once you go fat, you go flat. Splat!
2013-08-19 06:13:41 PM
1 votes:
She's flatter now?
2013-08-19 06:12:58 PM
1 votes:
No! I'm skinny and toned! HAVE SEX WITH ME, DAMMIT!
 
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