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2013-08-19 07:31:11 PM  
8 votes:
CSS:  I was married to a fat man much larger than I for 3 years.  Would still be with him, but he was cheating on me.  Had tons of fun (yup, pun fully intended) and thought we were a good match for body styles.  My current and forever old man is tall and skinny and I guess likes plump chicks.  We do better behind closed doors than my ex and I ever did.  I would not consider him to be a chubby chaser, per se, but we've known each other for so long that it scarcely matters.  His scars and gray hair, and my chunkiness just fade into the background, I guess.

/CSS
2013-08-19 06:22:55 PM  
8 votes:
hehpic.com

/oblig
2013-08-19 06:27:31 PM  
6 votes:
Writer sounds fat.

I'm ok with it, I'm in love with a fat woman.

/best sex ever, not because of her body, but of who she is
2013-08-19 09:08:32 PM  
4 votes:
Being a fat guy hasn't helped me at all.
2013-08-19 08:42:35 PM  
4 votes:
I have to "weigh in" on this one...
The inspiration for my handle and the love of my life is a big guy (300 lbs plus or minus 20 over the course of our relationship.)  I realized I was into bigger guys in college ... Skinny men repulse me.  Don't ask me why, I have never been able to explain it, but I love my large husband.  More recently he has trimmed down quite a bit due to a change in career (he now works at an orchard, lots of manual labor) and I occasionally threaten to start force feeding him.  There are two kinds of fat men though... Sloppy fat, where it's all jiggly rolls and no muscle, versus strong fat, where they are just generally beefy but also strong.  My type is the latter.  You have to at least try a little to take care of yourself!

But seriously large men out there, there are woman who are attracted to you the way you are, the thing that matters the most is your confidence level.  Also, if you're going to be big, work on some nice arm and shoulder muscles.  Much sexier.  In my humble opinion.
2013-08-19 07:59:44 PM  
4 votes:

Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!


Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey
2013-08-19 07:51:42 PM  
4 votes:

Somacandra: This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.


Because skinny chicks just think its enough to be there and be skinny

Fat girls know they have to bring their A game since they can't just rely on striking "hot" poses or whatever they do lol.

And we like to put things in our mouths.
2013-08-19 07:21:53 PM  
4 votes:

HawgWild: UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...

...and they cannot lie.

She likes big bellies and she cannot lie
You other sistahs can't deny
When a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waist
and nacho cheese on his face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobs
cuz you notice that belly was huge
Hangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearing
She's hooked and can't stop staring
Oh, baby, she wanna get with ya
and check your blood pressure


Laughed way too hard at this. I actually find some fat guys sexy. It's more about personality and a half decent face or great ass than anything for me.

/if he's not pretty he must be fit, but he can get away with being unfit if I like the face.
//personality is a must though
2013-08-19 07:09:03 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com

This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.
2013-08-19 06:20:13 PM  
4 votes:
I had sex with a fat woman before.  It literally destroyed my reputation in the business world for years and years.  And the sex was terrible too, because i wasn't that into it, and so i'm sure my sexual prowess reputation took a hit, too.

Just a bad situation all around that i'd teach youngsters to avoid.
2013-08-19 05:55:56 PM  
4 votes:
His meaty, sausage-like fingers that, though short and stubby, were still individually thicker than most porn stars' equipment.

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-08-19 09:07:39 PM  
3 votes:

specialkae: megarian: bearwife: I have to "weigh in" on this one...
The inspiration for my handle and the love of my life is a big guy (300 lbs plus or minus 20 over the course of our relationship.)  I realized I was into bigger guys in college ... Skinny men repulse me.  Don't ask me why, I have never been able to explain it, but I love my large husband.  More recently he has trimmed down quite a bit due to a change in career (he now works at an orchard, lots of manual labor) and I occasionally threaten to start force feeding him.  There are two kinds of fat men though... Sloppy fat, where it's all jiggly rolls and no muscle, versus strong fat, where they are just generally beefy but also strong.  My type is the latter.  You have to at least try a little to take care of yourself!

But seriously large men out there, there are woman who are attracted to you the way you are, the thing that matters the most is your confidence level.  Also, if you're going to be big, work on some nice arm and shoulder muscles.  Much sexier.  In my humble opinion.

*awkward Internet fistbump*

Now why can't I get my skinny guy to eat?  Oh, I know.  He runs around work all day, also in a manual profession and then eats us out of house and home when he walks in the door.  I don't think he should be permitted junk food-it's just not fair to the rest of us, he blows through chips and dip in a week when for me I would have had it last 2 or 3.  I've tried packing lunches and he won't eat them swear he's half anorexic.  He does have good arms and shoulders, though.

/would love to know where he puts all that food he downs every night


Well, my guy was an only child whose parents fed him as much food as three children would have needed... he grew up in Wisconsin and he was the fat kid his whole life.  Maxxed out at 450 in college, worked his butt off to drop down to a muscular 300.  Had serious self esteem issues when I met him (we met in lab goggled in a chemistry lab where we both worked.)  Took him a little while to realize that I liked him exactly as he was, not for the man he might be if he dropped 100 lbs.  Once he did, our relationship has been fabulous ever since.  We have been married for almost 5 years now and have 2 little girls together - and I still ogle him from across the room.

He is just the nicest, most thoughtful man I have ever met.  I watched so many girlfriends go through heartache after heartache chasing the good-looking men out there - they are usually egotistical douches.  I am weirdly lucky to be attracted to larger men.  Wouldn't trade my man in for Brad Pitt himself! =)
2013-08-19 08:46:07 PM  
3 votes:

Just_Dan: megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.

Who are some hot fat dudes?


I think Kevin James qualifies as a hot fat dude.
2013-08-19 08:40:33 PM  
3 votes:

ol_rooter: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!

Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey

Not really judging you, but if you're pounding a woman in her crapper, what exactly are you longing for? Does she have a boy's haircut?


She likes it, I like it. Not seeing the issue here. Perhaps you should explore your own issues before projecting your closeted fantasies on others.

For the record (as if it matters), she's got hair down to her ass and a nice set of DD's. Kind of hard to mistake her for anything but a woman.
2013-08-19 05:48:30 PM  
3 votes:

UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...

...and they cannot lie.


She likes big bellies and she cannot lie
You other sistahs can't deny
When a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waist
and nacho cheese on his face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobs
cuz you notice that belly was huge
Hangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearing
She's hooked and can't stop staring
Oh, baby, she wanna get with ya
and check your blood pressure
2013-08-19 05:28:02 PM  
3 votes:
There are men who like bigger women, so it stands to reason there would be women who like bigger men.
2013-08-19 10:57:56 PM  
2 votes:

FarkinHostile: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects,

My rule is "Nothing bigger then me".


THAN. THAN. The farking word to use to compare something is THAN.

THEN is an expression of time.

/for the love all that is holy, please learn this.
2013-08-19 09:26:34 PM  
2 votes:

efgeise: Being a fat guy hasn't helped me at all.


Eh, I've found that being at least semi-confident in the way you carry yourself helps immensely. Didn't have much myself as a teen, being 350ish and awkward as fark, but at 220 or so (I'm 5'9" and chisled from stone I am not) I've had my fair share of women that I'd have thought were completely out of my league.

My wife's a larger girl, but it doesn't show in her attitude, so we're a good match.

bearwife: We have been married for almost 5 years now and have 2 little girls together - and I still ogle him from across the room.


That's the way to do it. Been eight years here, and she can't towel off after a shower without me trying to get a piece of that. And vice versa. We have a good time.
2013-08-19 08:33:40 PM  
2 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: Just_Dan: megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.

Who are some hot fat dudes?

CSB time.
I knew a girl years ago that told me she thought Chris Farley was kinda sexy. She said it was the fact that she thought he was hilarious and not his body, but still, someone thought Chris Farley was sexy.


He was definitely kinda sexy.
2013-08-19 08:32:41 PM  
2 votes:

Just_Dan: megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.

Who are some hot fat dudes?


CSB time.
I knew a girl years ago that told me she thought Chris Farley was kinda sexy. She said it was the fact that she thought he was hilarious and not his body, but still, someone thought Chris Farley was sexy.
2013-08-19 08:14:00 PM  
2 votes:

Just_Dan: I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.


Personally it depends on how big a girl we're talking about. I like a bit bigger girl, but I'm also not talking Mama June from Honey Boo boo big. I'm talking
1.bp.blogspot.com

Maybe a couple lbs heavier, and a lot depends on how that weight is distributed.
2013-08-19 08:12:40 PM  
2 votes:

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!

Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey


Not really judging you, but if you're pounding a woman in her crapper, what exactly are you longing for? Does she have a boy's haircut?
2013-08-19 08:10:31 PM  
2 votes:

Just_Dan: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!

Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey

I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.


Go for it, man. Been married to this one for going on 8 years and we still have great sex consistently. Hell, she woke me up a 3 this morning for a bit of the ol' slap and tickle, and I still got some action this afternoon, anal included.

/she's 220lbs and farking awesome
//I'm generally a happy man
2013-08-19 08:04:33 PM  
2 votes:
I like a man with meat on his bones. Hip bones digging into me during the horizontal mambo grosses me out.
2013-08-19 08:01:51 PM  
2 votes:

Dremin: There are varying degrees of "fat" not all of which are completely disgusting.


This. That and something, something.  I'm considered charming and adorable (not my words, but those of others) Not all fat women are disgusting pigs.  Many of us maintain ourselves just as our more slender counterparts do if not more fastidiously.  That includes: grooming, dressing, washing, and wearing our best hair/nails/makeup/outfits out and about.  I have a good friend who is not on Fark and so I can say, is enormous-no disrespect to her, but she's a very large gal and carries it off well.  She gets more dates in her late 30's than I ever got in my early-mid 20's.  Reason:  she's beautiful, graceful and knows how to work with what she's got.  Hell, the woman could teach classes and retire in 10 years.  I should suggest that to her the next time we talk.
2013-08-19 07:47:37 PM  
2 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.


Every woman you've ever been with spent her early years crapping her vag. True story.

/deal with it
2013-08-19 07:39:40 PM  
2 votes:

Just_Dan: ZeroCorpse: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.

A2M

Quit being such a damn prude. You probably don't even do any butt play.


If it weren't for the fact that my ex wife blew up to almost double MY weight after our divorce I would have thought you were talking about her. Grats on getting the fartbox tongue punched, that shiat is awesome!

/typically like somewhat curvier girls, but apple shaped is not curvy.
2013-08-19 07:27:14 PM  
2 votes:

Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.
2013-08-19 07:15:57 PM  
2 votes:

Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.



You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.
2013-08-19 07:14:46 PM  
2 votes:

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]

This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.


I notice that I'm much less self-conscious when having sex with someone on the heavy side. Less inhibition makes the sex more fun. If the girl is drop dead gorgeous I'm likely to be a nervous wreck the whole time.
2013-08-19 07:08:32 PM  
2 votes:
I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.
2013-08-19 06:24:48 PM  
2 votes:

T.rex: I had sex with a fat woman before.  It literally destroyed my reputation in the business world for years and years.


You should probably stop having sex with people during your business meetings.
2013-08-19 06:15:09 PM  
2 votes:
It's true that fat guys can create a wave-machine-like effect by lying flat on their backs and undulating their spines. It's pure orgasmic bliss for a woman who can simply ride the crashing currents to shangri-la. And there's all kinds of possibilities for frisky games. For example, try blindfolding the girl, tying her hands behind her back, and turning her around a few times (to disorient her). Now, lie flat on the bed. The game is for her to locate your penis hidden among the various fleshy folds using only her tongue. Hours of titillating fun, right there.
2013-08-19 06:00:17 PM  
2 votes:

HawgWild: UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...

...and they cannot lie.

She likes big bellies and she cannot lie
You other sistahs can't deny
When a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waist
and nacho cheese on his face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobs
cuz you notice that belly was huge
Hangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearing
She's hooked and can't stop staring
Oh, baby, she wanna get with ya
and check your blood pressure


So Men's Health says you're fat?
Well, I ain't down with that,
because you smell like fried chicken
and I'm thinking 'bout lickin'...
To the beanpole guys in the magazines:
you ain't it, broseph!
2013-08-19 05:35:42 PM  
2 votes:

Theaetetus: Devin was pleasantly surprised when I sought him out at the next party - I never had the guts to tell him the shameful train of thought that had made me hesitate at first - and we went on to have the kind of deeply satisfying summer fling everyone wishes they had in college. He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up even when he was embarrassed about his belly's stretch marks. He is still the only person who could rile me up using just his fingers. His meaty, sausage-like fingers that, though short and stubby, were still individually thicker than most porn stars' equipment. "Do me, John Holmes!" I'd shriek, riding Devin's fingers with my eyes closed, while he sweated from the effort of pumping enough blood to get an erection (not that I ever saw it amongst the folds of his body).


nobodygoeshere.com
2013-08-19 05:09:49 PM  
2 votes:
Let me just get these out of the way:

www.meh.ro

i105.photobucket.com
2013-08-19 04:55:01 PM  
2 votes:
I doubt it.
2013-08-20 09:33:40 AM  
1 vote:
Basically this article says that once you stop getting hung up on someone's external appearance and appreciate their inner qualities, and they reciprocate, you'll find someone whose company you will enjoy.

Doesn't seem like rocket surgery to me.

Once I stopped being interested in a "type" and dated someone I liked for their personality and character, I found that those were what made him so freaking sexy to me. 23 years now and counting. 4 kids, weight swings, deployments, health issues, grey hair and stretch marks. None of it matters. We're still madly hot for each other.

I realize this will fly in the face of Fark policy, but someone had to say it.

/Be gentle.
//I'm old and don't post often.
2013-08-20 12:19:16 AM  
1 vote:
I've been overweight since pretty much the 7th grade. Parents got divorced and food was my comfort. Anyways, I was ~320 and over 50" waist at my biggest. I was with a chubby girl for 5 years, and the sex was great. After we broke up I started eating healthier and this year was able to buy pants from a normal store and not the Big & Tall shop. I then realized why all those Special K commercials with the women fitting into their jeans was such a big deal. I can even wear dress shirts now that I haven't been able to fit in for years. I'm down to ~260 (5'9") I just hope I can keep it up.

/CSB?
2013-08-19 11:55:18 PM  
1 vote:

clowncar on fire: GRCooper: Liz Lemon: FarkinHostile: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects,

My rule is "Nothing bigger then me".

THAN. THAN. The farking word to use to compare something is THAN.

THEN is an expression of time.

/for the love all that is holy, please learn this.

Their are a lot  alot of uneducated people around hear. There always making that mistake.

/Pet Peave


Your wright, my bad.
2013-08-19 11:21:37 PM  
1 vote:
www.yankeepotroast.org
2013-08-19 10:48:35 PM  
1 vote:

Five Minute Standup: ZeroCorpse: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.

All sex is gross, and the best sex is really gross. You just gotta roll with it.

/just got back from a music festival... :)


All sex is funny, and the best sex is friggin hilarious
2013-08-19 10:21:08 PM  
1 vote:

The more you eat the more you fart: Chick at top of article: teh hawt.

/love me some big titties


Agreed.  Would bang like a screen door.
2013-08-19 09:58:43 PM  
1 vote:
I am hoping for a man with some weight on him.  I've had super skinny and heavier, all in the same man.  He was MUCH sexier with some extra weight on him.  Sex was better.  Spooning was better.  His face even looked better with the weight.

Skinny dude = bony hips = bruises on my hips = yuck & ouch!
2013-08-19 09:52:07 PM  
1 vote:
I'm another woman attracted to overweight guys. It's not just the weight--intelligence and a very specific sense of humor (which tends to stem from depression) catch my attention first. But my husband, the second-best boyfriend, and several crushes have been overweight. And I have no complaints about the sex.
2013-08-19 09:24:57 PM  
1 vote:

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!

Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey


I like the way you think.  It echoes my attitude quite a bit as well.  I like a curvier woman, but I've been with all types and never had any complaints, although even the worst sex I've ever had was pretty good.  I've found varying reasons to not return for a round 2, as it were, but most involve the 'biatch be crazy' epidemic.

/different monkey
//not a hater
2013-08-19 09:24:44 PM  
1 vote:

not_an_indigo: 5'6" and 42-36-48 here, so I'm getting a kick...

/yeah, I'm fat
//sounds like a few Farkers are actually down with that


That's just the usual AWs playing to their audience.
2013-08-19 09:19:30 PM  
1 vote:
5'6" and 42-36-48 here, so I'm getting a kick...

/yeah, I'm fat
//sounds like a few Farkers are actually down with that
2013-08-19 09:18:04 PM  
1 vote:
The biggest and most significant difference is that fat guys are much more prone to snoring. Add a few beers and being over 40 and you have a 100% chance of massive snoreage.

No snoring, thank you.
2013-08-19 09:15:46 PM  
1 vote:

hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT


6'2, 240 but my shoulders would almost fill out one of those David Byrne suits from the 80's. 38" waist, but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.
2013-08-19 09:01:08 PM  
1 vote:
Dingleberry Dickwad:

*takes first sip of the evening*

Much better now ;)
2013-08-19 08:57:34 PM  
1 vote:

megarian: GRCooper: megarian: I like bigger guys

Go on ...

/six feet, 250
//yeah, I saw "I have nothing else of importance to say".  I deleted it, therefore, it doesn't matter.
///kinda have a crush on a big girl at the moment - it's all about proportions

Rock on. :)

I'm a smaller girl and have dated super small guys and really big guys. There's benefits to both, but I tend to be more naturally (like, eye them from across the bar) to bigger guys).


How you doin'?

/obligatory
2013-08-19 08:56:24 PM  
1 vote:
Biggest guy i've dated/farked is 6'5" 325, he's one of those big solid working lads bearwife was talking about. I still love that guy to pieces, and would love to be with him, but he wants kids, I'm done w that.
2013-08-19 08:53:18 PM  
1 vote:

GRCooper: megarian: I like bigger guys

Go on ...

/six feet, 250
//yeah, I saw "I have nothing else of importance to say".  I deleted it, therefore, it doesn't matter.
///kinda have a crush on a big girl at the moment - it's all about proportions


Rock on. :)

I'm a smaller girl and have dated super small guys and really big guys. There's benefits to both, but I tend to be more naturally (like, eye them from across the bar) to bigger guys).
2013-08-19 08:48:30 PM  
1 vote:

Dingleberry Dickwad: Just_Dan: I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.

Personally it depends on how big a girl we're talking about. I like a bit bigger girl, but I'm also not talking Mama June from Honey Boo boo big. I'm talking


Maybe a couple lbs heavier, and a lot depends on how that weight is distributed.


w00t.
2013-08-19 08:47:51 PM  
1 vote:

ol_rooter: Not really judging you, but if you're pounding a woman in her crapper, what exactly are you longing for? Does she have a boy's haircut?


Odd, you say you aren't really judging, but not so subtly trying to say he may be in the closet gay. Some girls just like it, and it's a little something different to do now and then. Don't be scurred of the occasional bit of ass play.
2013-08-19 08:46:32 PM  
1 vote:

dopekitty74: Just_Dan: megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.

Who are some hot fat dudes?

I think Kevin James qualifies as a hot fat dude.


I think you're right :)
2013-08-19 08:44:56 PM  
1 vote:

bearwife: I have to "weigh in" on this one...
The inspiration for my handle and the love of my life is a big guy (300 lbs plus or minus 20 over the course of our relationship.)  I realized I was into bigger guys in college ... Skinny men repulse me.  Don't ask me why, I have never been able to explain it, but I love my large husband.  More recently he has trimmed down quite a bit due to a change in career (he now works at an orchard, lots of manual labor) and I occasionally threaten to start force feeding him.  There are two kinds of fat men though... Sloppy fat, where it's all jiggly rolls and no muscle, versus strong fat, where they are just generally beefy but also strong.  My type is the latter.  You have to at least try a little to take care of yourself!

But seriously large men out there, there are woman who are attracted to you the way you are, the thing that matters the most is your confidence level.  Also, if you're going to be big, work on some nice arm and shoulder muscles.  Much sexier.  In my humble opinion.


*awkward Internet fistbump*
2013-08-19 08:32:56 PM  
1 vote:
Also, Ron White, Lou Costello, Dr Dre (before he got buff), Jack Black, Jack White, Anthony Anderson, Steven Seagal sometimes....idk
2013-08-19 08:22:02 PM  
1 vote:

Just_Dan: megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.

Who are some hot fat dudes?


Only bank account matters.
2013-08-19 08:19:47 PM  
1 vote:
It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.
2013-08-19 08:15:11 PM  
1 vote:

Dingleberry Dickwad: Just_Dan: I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.

Personally it depends on how big a girl we're talking about. I like a bit bigger girl, but I'm also not talking Mama June from Honey Boo boo big. I'm talking
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x747]

Maybe a couple lbs heavier, and a lot depends on how that weight is distributed.


Yeah, I like hour glass. I mean it can be big I suppose. I just like the shape. Oh, and no flat butts. I can't handle that.
2013-08-19 08:13:07 PM  
1 vote:
The amount of oversharing in this thread is reaching creepy levels.
2013-08-19 08:09:19 PM  
1 vote:
Just_Dan:

I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.

We are awesome.  That is all.
2013-08-19 08:07:22 PM  
1 vote:

ocd002: Somacandra: This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.

Because skinny chicks just think its enough to be there and be skinny

Fat girls know they have to bring their A game since they can't just rely on striking "hot" poses or whatever they do lol.

And we like to put things in our mouths.


Pics or it didn't happen..
2013-08-19 08:04:35 PM  
1 vote:

Just_Dan: Onna real though, I work out, like a lot. I'm not bragging I am just saying I am an active person. Six days a week. Sex with someone out of shape is not much fun for me. I find it difficult for those type of partners to keep up and/or contribute. I have and never will be one of those guys that a partner just has to be there for me to get off.

However, I have only had sex with like maybe two bigger people in my life so there might be a chubby out there that has more stamina then I give credit.


Aren't you too farking busy having to be at the gym in 20 minutes to be biatching on Fark. My god, the Douche is stong in you.
2013-08-19 08:03:09 PM  
1 vote:

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!

Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey


I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.
2013-08-19 07:56:24 PM  
1 vote:

ocd002: Somacandra: This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.

Because skinny chicks just think its enough to be there and be skinny

Fat girls know they have to bring their A game since they can't just rely on striking "hot" poses or whatever they do lol.

And we like to put things in our mouths.


Not necessarily. The fit girls I've boned have been awesome - athletic, bendy and full of stamina. It's why I have mainly slept with fit girls. In my experience it's been the chubbies that just lay there. No stamina.
2013-08-19 07:43:41 PM  
1 vote:

Just_Dan: She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


i.imgur.com

Long time ago my brother in law told me he got his ass licked on the first date with this one girl. I didn't ask. They are now happily married for many years. Its not my thing, but it seems to be good for them. I do get the occasional flashback at family gatherings, but its all cool. Ironically (or not) she seemed to have problems with #2 herself for awhile, but she poops fine now. Thanks, all.

/end csb
2013-08-19 07:43:29 PM  
1 vote:
CSB

I was feeling ultra depressed, so I decided to dress up and spend my evening in the ultra swanky 20's era hotel lobby down the street from my studio apartment. While I'm sipping away on some expensive drink  sitting on some antique couch by the roaring fireplace, I was joined by a most unusual couple. The woman was this gorgeous Indian girl, no less than 6 ft with ivory stilletos. She looked straight out of some High-End fashion magazine cover. Her boyfriend however, was this really overweight man with a bushy beard and thick glasses. I half-expected to see some Cheeto dust on his suit.

I tried to ignore them and turned my attention to the live classical band playing nearby, but I overheard the girl talking about how some famous rapper had begged her to star in his music video. She was complaining loudly that she was above flaunting herself in a bikini for someone she barely knew. The guy barely said anything all night.

/Wonder how rich the guy is...
2013-08-19 07:43:22 PM  
1 vote:
And I feed him well...
2013-08-19 07:41:03 PM  
1 vote:

FarkinHostile: He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up ...

Yeah, because only fat guys are strong.


Nope.  My dearest is very thin and is nothing but muscle and gristle.  He weighs less than I, but can pick me up (ok a few inches) off of the floor, I have a good 40 lbs on him.  Strong for his age and frame (42, 6'1").  There's nothing more to him than muscle mass and the previously mentioned "gristle".  Lil bit of fat around his mid-section, but he's middle aged, he's earned it.
2013-08-19 07:27:46 PM  
1 vote:
I gave it three paragraphs. I tried, I really did.
I thought to myself "maybe this 'fat holocaust' article will be different from the others" so I gave it a chance.

It wasn't. They're never different.
2013-08-19 07:25:03 PM  
1 vote:
Can completely sympathize with the author of the article:
i.cdn.turner.com

If you're not sure who/why,  go here and go to the 2:20 mark (I haven't figured out how to specify a time on Vimeo:
http://vimeo.com/51894367
2013-08-19 07:20:27 PM  
1 vote:

FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.


Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!
2013-08-19 07:17:14 PM  
1 vote:

PainfulItching: The Johnny Cash thing I mean. I knew he was a hellraiser, but that pic is just... wow.


I know, right.  I think your internets need to go to the person whose tumblr I pulled that from and whoever made that thing.  I'm just a messenger.
2013-08-19 07:14:17 PM  
1 vote:
The Johnny Cash thing I mean. I knew he was a hellraiser, but that pic is just... wow.
2013-08-19 07:11:41 PM  
1 vote:

TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...


You rang?

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]

This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.


Agreed on both accounts.
2013-08-19 06:56:11 PM  
1 vote:
yeah...how fat was he?  I need to know how much I need to gain before I have a shot.
2013-08-19 06:47:46 PM  
1 vote:
Chick at top of article: teh hawt.

/love me some big titties
2013-08-19 06:42:09 PM  
1 vote:
Love me, love my orange rind behind.
2013-08-19 06:33:39 PM  
1 vote:
Half-relevant:

I'm a little tired of the movement to show that "fat is sexy too" or whatever through absolutely gorgeous plus sized models.  While I get that no one's going to advertise with anything but gorgeous people, media-pushed body image issues aren't solely built around body weight.  Telling people that it's okay to be fat as long as you're still gorgeous is kind of awkward.
2013-08-19 06:33:29 PM  
1 vote:

Pocket Ninja: It's true that fat guys can create a wave-machine-like effect by lying flat on their backs and undulating their spines. It's pure orgasmic bliss for a woman who can simply ride the crashing currents to shangri-la. And there's all kinds of possibilities for frisky games. For example, try blindfolding the girl, tying her hands behind her back, and turning her around a few times (to disorient her). Now, lie flat on the bed. The game is for her to locate your penis hidden among the various fleshy folds using only her tongue. Hours of titillating fun, right there.


Hey, you found the remote!

And

fuzzypc.com
2013-08-19 06:26:44 PM  
1 vote:
He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up
go on.....
2013-08-19 05:37:34 PM  
1 vote:

TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...


...and they cannot lie.
2013-08-19 05:21:05 PM  
1 vote:
"He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up even when he was embarrassed about his belly's stretch marks."

Totally legit post, nailed it.
 
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