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(The Frisky)   "How having sex with a fat guy changed me". So maybe there are women out there willing to give you a shot   (thefrisky.com ) divider line 238
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2013-08-20 01:05:58 AM  

Dremin: There are varying degrees of "fat" not all of which are completely disgusting.


This, there are several stages that are hittable that are heavier than skinny but lighter than hoverround.
 
2013-08-20 01:11:03 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Just_Dan: I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.

Personally it depends on how big a girl we're talking about. I like a bit bigger girl, but I'm also not talking Mama June from Honey Boo boo big. I'm talking


Maybe a couple lbs heavier, and a lot depends on how that weight is distributed.


Id wreck that so bad Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it.
 
2013-08-20 01:27:43 AM  
As a big fat girl, I don't always like to admit that I prefer skinny men, but I do. They don't have to be muscular; the hard-gainer, ectomorphic awkward nerd is kind of ideal.


The man I've been crushing madly on for the past two years is 6'1 and if he's over 165, I'll eat my hat. Sadly, it's pretty clear he has no interest in a 5'1 tiny tank.
 
2013-08-20 01:37:37 AM  
Also, Lane Bryant ad is relevant.

/with added "McRib is Back" humorousness
 
2013-08-20 01:56:11 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Also, Lane Bryant ad is relevant.

/with added "McRib is Back" humorousness


She can put my footlong in her mouth if you know what Im sayin
 
2013-08-20 02:06:13 AM  
i446.photobucket.com

/also sharp knees
 
2013-08-20 02:07:39 AM  

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: efgeise: Being a fat guy hasn't helped me at all.

Eh, I've found that being at least semi-confident in the way you carry yourself helps immensely. Didn't have much myself as a teen, being 350ish and awkward as fark, but at 220 or so (I'm 5'9" and chisled from stone I am not) I've had my fair share of women that I'd have thought were completely out of my league.

My wife's a larger girl, but it doesn't show in her attitude, so we're a good match.

bearwife: We have been married for almost 5 years now and have 2 little girls together - and I still ogle him from across the room.

That's the way to do it. Been eight years here, and she can't towel off after a shower without me trying to get a piece of that. And vice versa. We have a good time.


Oh, I'm about 270 and 5'9". I don't really care about my weight too much. That said, it helps that I am an incredibly broad shouldered guy, so I just look wide and not too fat.
 
2013-08-20 02:17:37 AM  
My girl has kept on a little weight after she had our baby. Now her tubes are tied. Just knowing that she birthed my child turns me on. Her weight has had no effect at all.
.One night it was getting pretty hot, and a Subway commercial came on. I told her to lay facedown on the bed with her blindfold on.

Came back and slowly slathered mayo up and down her crack. She wasn't sure what I was doing until I threw in a few roast beef slices, and a little cheese. I ate it out of there a slowly licked up all the mayo. I don't really want to say what happened next, but I can say it involved a hot dog bun and some relish.
 
2013-08-20 02:39:13 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: My girl has kept on a little weight after she had our baby. Now her tubes are tied. Just knowing that she birthed my child turns me on. Her weight has had no effect at all.
.One night it was getting pretty hot, and a Subway commercial came on. I told her to lay facedown on the bed with her blindfold on.

Came back and slowly slathered mayo up and down her crack. She wasn't sure what I was doing until I threw in a few roast beef slices, and a little cheese. I ate it out of there a slowly licked up all the mayo. I don't really want to say what happened next, but I can say it involved a hot dog bun and some relish.


And they say romance is dead...
 
2013-08-20 02:41:00 AM  

FuzzyBuns: I like a man with meat on his bones. Hip bones digging into me during the horizontal mambo grosses me out.


This.

Don't like bony dudes.

/sharp knees, something something
 
2013-08-20 03:01:36 AM  
www.slapcaption.com
 
2013-08-20 03:05:54 AM  

kroonermanblack: Dingleberry Dickwad: ol_rooter: Not really judging you, but if you're pounding a woman in her crapper, what exactly are you longing for? Does she have a boy's haircut?

Odd, you say you aren't really judging, but not so subtly trying to say he may be in the closet gay. Some girls just like it, and it's a little something different to do now and then. Don't be scurred of the occasional bit of ass play.

Ok, I'll bite; for a guy, anal sex makes sense, you can stimulate the prostate gland. For a woman, it's just...sticking it in the shiat hole.  It's never made any sense to me how so many guys are obsessed with having anal sex with woman.

I know, it's about taboos and stuff like that, and that it's not remotely a closetted gay thing like dude implied. I've just never really 'got' it.

To the topic at hand: I've never seen a really attractive 'husky' guy, let alone a fat guy (and I am one, though I have started exercising 3-4 times a week, always loved lifting weights, running can eat shiat).  But women?

Oh. My. God. Curvy, big, whatever, some women look farking stunning with extra weight.  Mind you, not all, some have the sad flat-thing going on where they just sort of square up.  But a woman who's got more curves than a retarded hairpin?  God damn.


Anal hits the g-spot directly. Vaginal, the dick just kinda brushes across it.
 
2013-08-20 03:39:42 AM  

megarian: dopekitty74: Just_Dan: megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.

Who are some hot fat dudes?

I think Kevin James qualifies as a hot fat dude.

I think you're right :)


Of course she's right!
 
2013-08-20 04:36:34 AM  

Somacandra: Just_Dan: She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

[i.imgur.com image 482x356]

Long time ago my brother in law told me he got his ass licked on the first date with this one girl. I didn't ask. They are now happily married for many years. Its not my thing, but it seems to be good for them. I do get the occasional flashback at family gatherings, but its all cool. Ironically (or not) she seemed to have problems with #2 herself for awhile, but she poops fine now. Thanks, all.

/end csb


When I was a kid I pulled my motorcycle into a New Orleans gas station after having traveled a gajillion miles. It was my first time in the city I would call home for my entire adult life.

So I'm standing there, pumping gas, and my very first conversation in the city was some crack whore sauntering up and telling me:

"I'll lick yer asshole for $10."

I was a little stunned. Not at the her being a whore part, but the bizarre sales pitch, I was all, "Ma'am, you need to work on your approach. You can't just go walking up to men talking about buttholes." She looked miffed and slipped into the night.

I hope she ended up in jail for a long time instead of dying on the street, because she was freakin' hilarious.
 
2013-08-20 04:47:32 AM  

dickfreckle: Somacandra: Just_Dan: She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

[i.imgur.com image 482x356]

Long time ago my brother in law told me he got his ass licked on the first date with this one girl. I didn't ask. They are now happily married for many years. Its not my thing, but it seems to be good for them. I do get the occasional flashback at family gatherings, but its all cool. Ironically (or not) she seemed to have problems with #2 herself for awhile, but she poops fine now. Thanks, all.

/end csb

When I was a kid I pulled my motorcycle into a New Orleans gas station after having traveled a gajillion miles. It was my first time in the city I would call home for my entire adult life.

So I'm standing there, pumping gas, and my very first conversation in the city was some crack whore sauntering up and telling me:

"I'll lick yer asshole for $10."

I was a little stunned. Not at the her being a whore part, but the bizarre sales pitch, I was all, "Ma'am, you need to work on your approach. You can't just go walking up to men talking about buttholes." She looked miffed and slipped into the night.

I hope she ended up in jail for a long time instead of dying on the street, because she was freakin' hilarious.


Well Ennol Angus isn't everyones cup of tea.
 
2013-08-20 05:13:46 AM  

Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


that's pretty farking gay
 
2013-08-20 05:30:28 AM  
This is relevant, etc.

/Fat guy
//Have a date with skinny girl on Friday
 
2013-08-20 05:52:55 AM  

UncleStumpy: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

that's pretty farking gay


That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
 
2013-08-20 06:41:00 AM  
and millions of Studmen around the world proclaimed:

AMEN!
 
2013-08-20 07:43:56 AM  

Dreamless: UncleStumpy: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

that's pretty farking gay

That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.


He probably gets all flustered at the thought of anything that isn't missionary. He's also got to be at bible study in 26 minutes.

Or perhaps he'd be more at home in a 4chan trap thread.
 
2013-08-20 07:52:59 AM  
6'4" and 235-245 most of my adult life. Lightest I've ever been was 200 right after basic training. Yes, there's a belly but the big shoulders and barrel chest conceal it pretty well.
Wife is 5'2" and 130-135ish. Ridiculously large busted for her size, has great hips and DAT AZZ!. Bit of a belly she hasn't been able to lose since the birth of our son but I doubt I could care less.
She was about 115 when we met. Her ex was a control freak who wanted the "Trophy", weighed her daily and had her in the gym for an hour for each pound over 115.
Have always prefered curvy women over sticks. My first exposure to nekkid chicks was through my dad's 60s and 70s era Playboys. With the exception of a Filipino girl I dated in High School, my wife was the smallest girl I ever dated. One of those "we just clicked" things.
The point? None, I guess, except big, small doesn't matter as much as chemistry, humor, etc
 
2013-08-20 07:59:08 AM  

Theaetetus: HawgWild: UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...

...and they cannot lie.

She likes big bellies and she cannot lie
You other sistahs can't deny
When a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waist
and nacho cheese on his face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobs
cuz you notice that belly was huge
Hangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearing
She's hooked and can't stop staring
Oh, baby, she wanna get with ya
and check your blood pressure

So Men's Health says you're fat?
Well, I ain't down with that,
because you smell like fried chicken
and I'm thinking 'bout lickin'...
To the beanpole guys in the magazines:
you ain't it, broseph!


So ladies, YEAH! Ladies, YEAH! Has your boyfriend got the fat? HELL YEAH! Now shake it shake it shake it shake it shake that belly fat. Baby got....FRONT

I like meaty/fleshy guys, or as they say on Match, "a few extra pounds." As long as you're active and can hike, bike and play tennis. And other stuff.
 
2013-08-20 08:19:51 AM  

FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: Yeah, I like hour glass. I mean it can be big I suppose. I just like the shape. Oh, and no flat butts. I can't handle that.

Big girls most certainly can be beautiful with an hourglass shape. Case in point, my BBW Ex:


[img.photobucket.com image 332x442]

[img.photobucket.com image 589x442]

[img.photobucket.com image 589x442]


[img.photobucket.com image 800x600]

/AW off


That's not a BBW. But wow, very nice
 
2013-08-20 09:07:32 AM  

ng2810: CSB

I was feeling ultra depressed, so I decided to dress up and spend my evening in the ultra swanky 20's era hotel lobby down the street from my studio apartment. While I'm sipping away on some expensive drink  sitting on some antique couch by the roaring fireplace, I was joined by a most unusual couple. The woman was this gorgeous Indian girl, no less than 6 ft with ivory stilletos. She looked straight out of some High-End fashion magazine cover. Her boyfriend however, was this really overweight man with a bushy beard and thick glasses. I half-expected to see some Cheeto dust on his suit.

I tried to ignore them and turned my attention to the live classical band playing nearby, but I overheard the girl talking about how some famous rapper had begged her to star in his music video. She was complaining loudly that she was above flaunting herself in a bikini for someone she barely knew. The guy barely said anything all night.

/Wonder how rich the guy is...


Or, can he lick his own eyebrows and breathe through his ears? That means a lot too...just sayin'.
 
2013-08-20 09:21:42 AM  

The universe is laughing behind your back: PainfulItching: hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT

6'2, 240 but my shoulders would almost fill out one of those David Byrne suits from the 80's. 38" waist, but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.

Fark BMI indeed. At 6'0" I have 23" shoulders and 10" wrists. That's all bone there. I have photos of myself as a 200 pound college student. I looked like a cancer patient.

Now much heavier than 200 pounds. But no fat rolls anywhere. I hope JCPenney stays in business because that's the only place I can get inexpensive dress shirts with a 22 inch neck, but then I have to get the shirts taken in at the sides because apparently they assume if you're buying those shirts you need your clothes fitted by a tentmaker. There has to be a better way.


My menfolk all have very wide shoulders compared to their waists, and I get their shirts at Sears in the althletic fit. It's a much more tapered torso instead of the tent.
 
2013-08-20 09:33:40 AM  
Basically this article says that once you stop getting hung up on someone's external appearance and appreciate their inner qualities, and they reciprocate, you'll find someone whose company you will enjoy.

Doesn't seem like rocket surgery to me.

Once I stopped being interested in a "type" and dated someone I liked for their personality and character, I found that those were what made him so freaking sexy to me. 23 years now and counting. 4 kids, weight swings, deployments, health issues, grey hair and stretch marks. None of it matters. We're still madly hot for each other.

I realize this will fly in the face of Fark policy, but someone had to say it.

/Be gentle.
//I'm old and don't post often.
 
2013-08-20 09:41:31 AM  
I've had great sex with all kinds of women.  Being open-minded and fun is up there with looks for me.  Granted, there are just some things I like to do that I can't do with real fat chicks, like pick them up and have sex standing up in the middle of a room, or while standing up, turn them upside down....etc.  I like throwing them around a bit.

/not fat, but 'obese' according to the BMI
//hockey player, yoga and distance running give big muscles that throw the bmi off
 
2013-08-20 09:56:55 AM  
The more you eat the more you fart:

Im sorry.

For what?

Liz Lemon:

/for the love all that is holy, please learn this.

Yeah, typos happen when you have visions of sugarplums dancing in your head. Considering  how rarely I make a grammatical error, I already forgive myself.

It's cool, I can be pretty pedantic, too.


machoprogrammer:

That's not a BBW. But wow, very nice

Eh, those were her "best" days at 20 years old. She's a big girl, and is close to my weight normally, and I am a solid guy. Still, very beautiful woman, even now at 27 after having a kid.
 
2013-08-20 10:11:59 AM  

specialkae: CSS:  I was married to a fat man much larger than I for 3 years.  Would still be with him, but he was cheating on me.  Had tons of fun (yup, pun fully intended) and thought we were a good match for body styles.  My current and forever old man is tall and skinny and I guess likes plump chicks.  We do better behind closed doors than my ex and I ever did.  I would not consider him to be a chubby chaser, per se, but we've known each other for so long that it scarcely matters.  His scars and gray hair, and my chunkiness just fade into the background, I guess.

/CSS


I love it when gross people fornicate.  Speaking as one, of course.
 
2013-08-20 10:24:23 AM  

Big Red: The universe is laughing behind your back: PainfulItching: hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT

6'2, 240 but my shoulders would almost fill out one of those David Byrne suits from the 80's. 38" waist, but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.

Fark BMI indeed. At 6'0" I have 23" shoulders and 10" wrists. That's all bone there. I have photos of myself as a 200 pound college student. I looked like a cancer patient.

Now much heavier than 200 pounds. But no fat rolls anywhere. I hope JCPenney stays in business because that's the only place I can get inexpensive dress shirts with a 22 inch neck, but then I have to get the shirts taken in at the sides because apparently they assume if you're buying those shirts you need your clothes fitted by a tentmaker. There has to be a better way.

My menfolk all have very wide shoulders compared to their waists, and I get their shirts at Sears in the althletic fit. It's a much more tapered torso instead of the tent.


Hmm. Worth a look, thanks
 
2013-08-20 11:52:29 AM  

ol_rooter: megarian: I like bigger guys (not in that way. Well...that's for a different thread).

I have nothing else of importance to say.

I wonder how many profile clicks you generated with that benign statement.


+1
 
2013-08-20 01:35:06 PM  

GRCooper: Liz Lemon: FarkinHostile: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects,

My rule is "Nothing bigger then me".

THAN. THAN. The farking word to use to compare something is THAN.

THEN is an expression of time.

/for the love all that is holy, please learn this.

Their are a lot of uneducated people around hear. There always making that mistake.



Excellent
 
2013-08-20 02:00:10 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-20 03:11:29 PM  

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: ol_rooter: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!

Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey

Not really judging you, but if you're pounding a woman in her crapper, what exactly are you longing for? Does she have a boy's haircut?

She likes it, I like it. Not seeing the issue here. Perhaps you should explore your own issues before projecting your closeted fantasies on others.

For the record (as if it matters), she's got hair down to her ass and a nice set of DD's. Kind of hard to mistake her for anything but a woman.


Like this?:

the-light.com
 
2013-08-20 03:15:48 PM  

ol_rooter: For the record (as if it matters), she's got hair down to her ass and a nice set of DD's. Kind of hard to mistake her for anything but a woman.

Like this?:


1: That's a disturbing picture
2: I see no DD's
3: What's with the Canadian Tux?
 
2013-08-20 05:52:31 PM  

ol_rooter: For the record (as if it matters), she's got hair down to her ass and a nice set of DD's. Kind of hard to mistake her for anything but a woman.

Like this?:

the-light.com


You have an interesting definition of "a nice set of DD's".
 
2013-08-20 09:49:24 PM  
Fat guy I would totally do?
Andy Richter.
 
2013-08-21 08:41:24 AM  

Krustofsky: hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

Wouldn't complain if I was involved (newly divorced)

/6'0", 175 (up from 169, lost 20 pounds after I was dumped, probably end up at around 185)
//love me some curves
///ex was 5'4", 175
////ex cheated on me with a fat, rich man


I'll jump! We're both from PA, it's a start! :)
 
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