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(The Frisky)   "How having sex with a fat guy changed me". So maybe there are women out there willing to give you a shot   (thefrisky.com) divider line 238
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2013-08-19 07:12:18 PM  

Karma Curmudgeon: Skeezix: GIS for Molly Ren. NSFW. Scroll down to see a pic of the fat guy.

http://www.google.com/search?q=molly+ren&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&e i= iIwSUo6tO8KCyAHmqIFo&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=888&bih=538

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x631]

/from that GIS and might be the funniest thing I've seen all year
//challenge accepted


That's 90 kinds of awesome. Where can I send 2 Internets to you? You've earned them.
 
2013-08-19 07:14:17 PM  
The Johnny Cash thing I mean. I knew he was a hellraiser, but that pic is just... wow.
 
2013-08-19 07:14:46 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]

This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.


I notice that I'm much less self-conscious when having sex with someone on the heavy side. Less inhibition makes the sex more fun. If the girl is drop dead gorgeous I'm likely to be a nervous wreck the whole time.
 
2013-08-19 07:15:57 PM  

Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.



You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.
 
2013-08-19 07:17:14 PM  

PainfulItching: The Johnny Cash thing I mean. I knew he was a hellraiser, but that pic is just... wow.


I know, right.  I think your internets need to go to the person whose tumblr I pulled that from and whoever made that thing.  I'm just a messenger.
 
2013-08-19 07:20:27 PM  

FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.


Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!
 
2013-08-19 07:21:53 PM  

HawgWild: UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...

...and they cannot lie.

She likes big bellies and she cannot lie
You other sistahs can't deny
When a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waist
and nacho cheese on his face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobs
cuz you notice that belly was huge
Hangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearing
She's hooked and can't stop staring
Oh, baby, she wanna get with ya
and check your blood pressure


Laughed way too hard at this. I actually find some fat guys sexy. It's more about personality and a half decent face or great ass than anything for me.

/if he's not pretty he must be fit, but he can get away with being unfit if I like the face.
//personality is a must though
 
2013-08-19 07:22:14 PM  
I'll bet it did.  You're prolly a lot thinner and a lot LONNNNNGER
crzysmansion.artchicks.org
 
2013-08-19 07:24:40 PM  
isn't The Frisky that godawful website we made fun of quite a while back when the fat woman was talking about how there are no men up to her standards?

5 points to anyone who can find the link.
 
2013-08-19 07:25:03 PM  
Can completely sympathize with the author of the article:
i.cdn.turner.com

If you're not sure who/why,  go here and go to the 2:20 mark (I haven't figured out how to specify a time on Vimeo:
http://vimeo.com/51894367
 
2013-08-19 07:26:24 PM  
I like bigger guys (not in that way. Well...that's for a different thread).

I have nothing else of importance to say.
 
2013-08-19 07:27:14 PM  

Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.
 
2013-08-19 07:27:46 PM  
I gave it three paragraphs. I tried, I really did.
I thought to myself "maybe this 'fat holocaust' article will be different from the others" so I gave it a chance.

It wasn't. They're never different.
 
2013-08-19 07:30:24 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.


A2M

Quit being such a damn prude. You probably don't even do any butt play.
 
2013-08-19 07:31:11 PM  
CSS:  I was married to a fat man much larger than I for 3 years.  Would still be with him, but he was cheating on me.  Had tons of fun (yup, pun fully intended) and thought we were a good match for body styles.  My current and forever old man is tall and skinny and I guess likes plump chicks.  We do better behind closed doors than my ex and I ever did.  I would not consider him to be a chubby chaser, per se, but we've known each other for so long that it scarcely matters.  His scars and gray hair, and my chunkiness just fade into the background, I guess.

/CSS
 
2013-08-19 07:35:24 PM  
I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.


Sometimes in the heat of the moment it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.

/Clerks 2
 
2013-08-19 07:36:15 PM  
*sigh*
 
2013-08-19 07:36:27 PM  
wtfamireading.jpg
 
2013-08-19 07:37:49 PM  

great_tigers: I found it funny at the bottom of the page "three steps to make men love you over weight" or some shiat like that. Finish the list fark.

1. Blow jobs


2. Willing to have threesomes with fit chicks
 
2013-08-19 07:37:54 PM  

lordargent: sausage-like fingers

GIS ...

[www.jeffreymd.com image 390x259]

also

[images.sodahead.com image 224x350]


i7.photobucket.com

This is a friend of mine, might be a bit hard to see, but he's got clubbed fingers.. his nickname is the One hand gang-bang
 
2013-08-19 07:39:40 PM  

Just_Dan: ZeroCorpse: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.

A2M

Quit being such a damn prude. You probably don't even do any butt play.


If it weren't for the fact that my ex wife blew up to almost double MY weight after our divorce I would have thought you were talking about her. Grats on getting the fartbox tongue punched, that shiat is awesome!

/typically like somewhat curvier girls, but apple shaped is not curvy.
 
2013-08-19 07:41:03 PM  

FarkinHostile: He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up ...

Yeah, because only fat guys are strong.


Nope.  My dearest is very thin and is nothing but muscle and gristle.  He weighs less than I, but can pick me up (ok a few inches) off of the floor, I have a good 40 lbs on him.  Strong for his age and frame (42, 6'1").  There's nothing more to him than muscle mass and the previously mentioned "gristle".  Lil bit of fat around his mid-section, but he's middle aged, he's earned it.
 
2013-08-19 07:43:22 PM  
And I feed him well...
 
2013-08-19 07:43:29 PM  
CSB

I was feeling ultra depressed, so I decided to dress up and spend my evening in the ultra swanky 20's era hotel lobby down the street from my studio apartment. While I'm sipping away on some expensive drink  sitting on some antique couch by the roaring fireplace, I was joined by a most unusual couple. The woman was this gorgeous Indian girl, no less than 6 ft with ivory stilletos. She looked straight out of some High-End fashion magazine cover. Her boyfriend however, was this really overweight man with a bushy beard and thick glasses. I half-expected to see some Cheeto dust on his suit.

I tried to ignore them and turned my attention to the live classical band playing nearby, but I overheard the girl talking about how some famous rapper had begged her to star in his music video. She was complaining loudly that she was above flaunting herself in a bikini for someone she barely knew. The guy barely said anything all night.

/Wonder how rich the guy is...
 
2013-08-19 07:43:31 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Just_Dan: ZeroCorpse: Just_Dan: 

If it weren't for the fact that my ex wife blew up to almost double MY weight after our divorce I would have thought you were talking about her. Grats on getting the fartbox tongue punched, that shiat is awesome!

/typically like somewhat curvier girls, but apple shaped is not curvy.


Yeah, it feels real good. Like better than it should.

This girl is curvy but I'm talking like a bubble butt and a super skinny middle and small shoulders. She is gifted. I do agree apple shaped is NOT curvy!
 
2013-08-19 07:43:41 PM  

Just_Dan: She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


i.imgur.com

Long time ago my brother in law told me he got his ass licked on the first date with this one girl. I didn't ask. They are now happily married for many years. Its not my thing, but it seems to be good for them. I do get the occasional flashback at family gatherings, but its all cool. Ironically (or not) she seemed to have problems with #2 herself for awhile, but she poops fine now. Thanks, all.

/end csb
 
2013-08-19 07:45:55 PM  
There are varying degrees of "fat" not all of which are completely disgusting.
 
2013-08-19 07:46:29 PM  

Somacandra: Just_Dan: She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

[i.imgur.com image 482x356]

Long time ago my brother in law told me he got his ass licked on the first date with this one girl. I didn't ask. They are now happily married for many years. Its not my thing, but it seems to be good for them. I do get the occasional flashback at family gatherings, but its all cool. Ironically (or not) she seemed to have problems with #2 herself for awhile, but she poops fine now. Thanks, all.

/end csb


LOL best CSB picture!
 
2013-08-19 07:47:37 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.


Every woman you've ever been with spent her early years crapping her vag. True story.

/deal with it
 
2013-08-19 07:50:40 PM  
And as my final contribution to TFT, I think I like having sex with skinny guys because I can actually see their peener and don't have to guess/grope to find out where it is, etc, etc.

/ok with it whether my old man were fat or skinny, known him for almost 20 years.  Loves him anyway.  And hell, he still has all of his hair and isn't too gray yet.
 
2013-08-19 07:51:42 PM  

Somacandra: This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.


Because skinny chicks just think its enough to be there and be skinny

Fat girls know they have to bring their A game since they can't just rely on striking "hot" poses or whatever they do lol.

And we like to put things in our mouths.
 
2013-08-19 07:54:40 PM  
Onna real though, I work out, like a lot. I'm not bragging I am just saying I am an active person. Six days a week. Sex with someone out of shape is not much fun for me. I find it difficult for those type of partners to keep up and/or contribute. I have and never will be one of those guys that a partner just has to be there for me to get off.

However, I have only had sex with like maybe two bigger people in my life so there might be a chubby out there that has more stamina then I give credit.
 
2013-08-19 07:55:13 PM  

megarian: I like bigger guys (not in that way. Well...that's for a different thread).

I have nothing else of importance to say.


I wonder how many profile clicks you generated with that benign statement.
 
2013-08-19 07:56:24 PM  

ocd002: Somacandra: This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.

Because skinny chicks just think its enough to be there and be skinny

Fat girls know they have to bring their A game since they can't just rely on striking "hot" poses or whatever they do lol.

And we like to put things in our mouths.


Not necessarily. The fit girls I've boned have been awesome - athletic, bendy and full of stamina. It's why I have mainly slept with fit girls. In my experience it's been the chubbies that just lay there. No stamina.
 
2013-08-19 07:56:56 PM  

Somacandra: Long time ago my brother in law told me he got his ass licked on the first date with this one girl. I didn't ask. They are now happily married for many years. Its not my thing, but it seems to be good for them. I do get the occasional flashback at family gatherings, but its all cool. Ironically (or not) she seemed to have problems with #2 herself for awhile, but she poops fine now. Thanks, all.


My BIL told me after his second date with his wife that she asked him if he ever watched a woman take a shiat, and would that turn him on?

It's been 20 years and I still can't look that woman in the face.
 
2013-08-19 07:59:44 PM  

Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!


Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey
 
2013-08-19 08:01:51 PM  

Dremin: There are varying degrees of "fat" not all of which are completely disgusting.


This. That and something, something.  I'm considered charming and adorable (not my words, but those of others) Not all fat women are disgusting pigs.  Many of us maintain ourselves just as our more slender counterparts do if not more fastidiously.  That includes: grooming, dressing, washing, and wearing our best hair/nails/makeup/outfits out and about.  I have a good friend who is not on Fark and so I can say, is enormous-no disrespect to her, but she's a very large gal and carries it off well.  She gets more dates in her late 30's than I ever got in my early-mid 20's.  Reason:  she's beautiful, graceful and knows how to work with what she's got.  Hell, the woman could teach classes and retire in 10 years.  I should suggest that to her the next time we talk.
 
2013-08-19 08:03:09 PM  

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!

Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey


I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.
 
2013-08-19 08:04:33 PM  
I like a man with meat on his bones. Hip bones digging into me during the horizontal mambo grosses me out.
 
2013-08-19 08:04:35 PM  

Just_Dan: Onna real though, I work out, like a lot. I'm not bragging I am just saying I am an active person. Six days a week. Sex with someone out of shape is not much fun for me. I find it difficult for those type of partners to keep up and/or contribute. I have and never will be one of those guys that a partner just has to be there for me to get off.

However, I have only had sex with like maybe two bigger people in my life so there might be a chubby out there that has more stamina then I give credit.


Aren't you too farking busy having to be at the gym in 20 minutes to be biatching on Fark. My god, the Douche is stong in you.
 
2013-08-19 08:04:39 PM  

Dafatone: Half-relevant:

I'm a little tired of the movement to show that "fat is sexy too" or whatever through absolutely gorgeous plus sized models.  While I get that no one's going to advertise with anything but gorgeous people, media-pushed body image issues aren't solely built around body weight.  Telling people that it's okay to be fat as long as you're still gorgeous is kind of awkward.


I'm tired of the 'fat is beautiful' movement completely. No it isn't beautiful, you're an ugly fat fool.

Now, to be sure, there's room for variation, because not everyone is going to be the exact same body type. However, I hate to tell you, that 5' tall and 150lbs isn't curvy. Nope, that's fat. When you're 5'4" and 130lbs, okay, that's curvy.

Still, I do recommend that everyone see a doctor to find out what their healthy weight should be. Mine, ironically enough, is heavier than my taller brother. That's because my body type is going to carry more muscle mass than his type.

Be healthy folks, and ladies, healthy curvy isn't often what people define as curvy.
 
2013-08-19 08:07:15 PM  
Ok, quick game for you Farkers:

Guess which posters are chicks. Difficulty: by reading their posts.

/there are more than one that are not...
 
2013-08-19 08:07:22 PM  

ocd002: Somacandra: This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.

Because skinny chicks just think its enough to be there and be skinny

Fat girls know they have to bring their A game since they can't just rely on striking "hot" poses or whatever they do lol.

And we like to put things in our mouths.


Pics or it didn't happen..
 
2013-08-19 08:09:12 PM  

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects,


My rule is "Nothing bigger then me".
 
2013-08-19 08:09:19 PM  
Just_Dan:

I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.

We are awesome.  That is all.
 
2013-08-19 08:09:30 PM  

Theaetetus: HawgWild: UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...

...and they cannot lie.

She likes big bellies and she cannot lie
You other sistahs can't deny
When a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waist
and nacho cheese on his face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobs
cuz you notice that belly was huge
Hangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearing
She's hooked and can't stop staring
Oh, baby, she wanna get with ya
and check your blood pressure

So Men's Health says you're fat?
Well, I ain't down with that,
because you smell like fried chicken
and I'm thinking 'bout lickin'...
To the beanpole guys in the magazines:
you ain't it, broseph!


You are both awesome, and I don't necessarily mean fat.
 
2013-08-19 08:10:31 PM  

Just_Dan: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!

Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey

I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.


Go for it, man. Been married to this one for going on 8 years and we still have great sex consistently. Hell, she woke me up a 3 this morning for a bit of the ol' slap and tickle, and I still got some action this afternoon, anal included.

/she's 220lbs and farking awesome
//I'm generally a happy man
 
2013-08-19 08:10:43 PM  

PainfulItching: The Johnny Cash thing I mean. I knew he was a hellraiser, but that pic is just... wow.


Agreed, that made my afternoon.
 
2013-08-19 08:12:37 PM  

Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


...Mama?
 
2013-08-19 08:12:40 PM  

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!

Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey


Not really judging you, but if you're pounding a woman in her crapper, what exactly are you longing for? Does she have a boy's haircut?
 
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