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(The Frisky)   "How having sex with a fat guy changed me". So maybe there are women out there willing to give you a shot   (thefrisky.com) divider line 238
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2013-08-19 04:55:01 PM  
I doubt it.
 
2013-08-19 05:09:49 PM  
Let me just get these out of the way:

www.meh.ro

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-19 05:21:05 PM  
"He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up even when he was embarrassed about his belly's stretch marks."

Totally legit post, nailed it.
 
2013-08-19 05:25:45 PM  
New jersey state flag.
 
2013-08-19 05:28:02 PM  
There are men who like bigger women, so it stands to reason there would be women who like bigger men.
 
2013-08-19 05:31:33 PM  
s16.postimg.org
 
2013-08-19 05:32:26 PM  
Devin was pleasantly surprised when I sought him out at the next party - I never had the guts to tell him the shameful train of thought that had made me hesitate at first - and we went on to have the kind of deeply satisfying summer fling everyone wishes they had in college. He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up even when he was embarrassed about his belly's stretch marks. He is still the only person who could rile me up using just his fingers. His meaty, sausage-like fingers that, though short and stubby, were still individually thicker than most porn stars' equipment. "Do me, John Holmes!" I'd shriek, riding Devin's fingers with my eyes closed, while he sweated from the effort of pumping enough blood to get an erection (not that I ever saw it amongst the folds of his body).
 
2013-08-19 05:35:42 PM  

Theaetetus: Devin was pleasantly surprised when I sought him out at the next party - I never had the guts to tell him the shameful train of thought that had made me hesitate at first - and we went on to have the kind of deeply satisfying summer fling everyone wishes they had in college. He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up even when he was embarrassed about his belly's stretch marks. He is still the only person who could rile me up using just his fingers. His meaty, sausage-like fingers that, though short and stubby, were still individually thicker than most porn stars' equipment. "Do me, John Holmes!" I'd shriek, riding Devin's fingers with my eyes closed, while he sweated from the effort of pumping enough blood to get an erection (not that I ever saw it amongst the folds of his body).


nobodygoeshere.com
 
2013-08-19 05:37:34 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...


...and they cannot lie.
 
2013-08-19 05:48:30 PM  

UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...

...and they cannot lie.


She likes big bellies and she cannot lie
You other sistahs can't deny
When a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waist
and nacho cheese on his face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobs
cuz you notice that belly was huge
Hangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearing
She's hooked and can't stop staring
Oh, baby, she wanna get with ya
and check your blood pressure
 
2013-08-19 05:55:56 PM  
His meaty, sausage-like fingers that, though short and stubby, were still individually thicker than most porn stars' equipment.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-19 06:00:17 PM  

HawgWild: UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...

...and they cannot lie.

She likes big bellies and she cannot lie
You other sistahs can't deny
When a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waist
and nacho cheese on his face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobs
cuz you notice that belly was huge
Hangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearing
She's hooked and can't stop staring
Oh, baby, she wanna get with ya
and check your blood pressure


So Men's Health says you're fat?
Well, I ain't down with that,
because you smell like fried chicken
and I'm thinking 'bout lickin'...
To the beanpole guys in the magazines:
you ain't it, broseph!
 
2013-08-19 06:01:39 PM  
It didn't work for me. Not only did it distract me from "The Lion King," he never even gave me the puppy he promised me, the tubby prick.
 
2013-08-19 06:12:58 PM  
No! I'm skinny and toned! HAVE SEX WITH ME, DAMMIT!
 
2013-08-19 06:13:41 PM  
She's flatter now?
 
2013-08-19 06:14:01 PM  
 
2013-08-19 06:15:09 PM  
It's true that fat guys can create a wave-machine-like effect by lying flat on their backs and undulating their spines. It's pure orgasmic bliss for a woman who can simply ride the crashing currents to shangri-la. And there's all kinds of possibilities for frisky games. For example, try blindfolding the girl, tying her hands behind her back, and turning her around a few times (to disorient her). Now, lie flat on the bed. The game is for her to locate your penis hidden among the various fleshy folds using only her tongue. Hours of titillating fun, right there.
 
2013-08-19 06:17:35 PM  
sausage-like fingers

GIS ...

www.jeffreymd.com

also

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-08-19 06:18:28 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-08-19 06:20:13 PM  
I had sex with a fat woman before.  It literally destroyed my reputation in the business world for years and years.  And the sex was terrible too, because i wasn't that into it, and so i'm sure my sexual prowess reputation took a hit, too.

Just a bad situation all around that i'd teach youngsters to avoid.
 
2013-08-19 06:21:57 PM  

jim32rr: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x667]


That looks like my wife all hips no tits.
 
2013-08-19 06:22:55 PM  
hehpic.com

/oblig
 
2013-08-19 06:23:27 PM  
Let me guess: she was flat out impressed?
 
2013-08-19 06:23:43 PM  
Siss boom bah
The sound of two fat people having sex - Karnak.
 
2013-08-19 06:23:50 PM  
 
2013-08-19 06:24:15 PM  

Tom_Slick: jim32rr: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x667]

That looks like my wife all hips no tits.


Hey man, if that's your thing... she spends far too much time topless on Girls.
 
2013-08-19 06:24:48 PM  

T.rex: I had sex with a fat woman before.  It literally destroyed my reputation in the business world for years and years.


You should probably stop having sex with people during your business meetings.
 
2013-08-19 06:25:10 PM  

Pocket Ninja: It's true that fat guys can create a wave-machine-like effect by lying flat on their backs and undulating their spines. It's pure orgasmic bliss for a woman who can simply ride the crashing currents to shangri-la. And there's all kinds of possibilities for frisky games. For example, try blindfolding the girl, tying her hands behind her back, and turning her around a few times (to disorient her). Now, lie flat on the bed. The game is for her to locate your penis hidden among the various fleshy folds using only her tongue. Hours of titillating fun, right there.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-19 06:25:55 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Let me guess: she was flat out impressed?


Once you go fat, you go flat. Splat!
 
2013-08-19 06:26:44 PM  
He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up
go on.....
 
2013-08-19 06:27:31 PM  
Writer sounds fat.

I'm ok with it, I'm in love with a fat woman.

/best sex ever, not because of her body, but of who she is
 
2013-08-19 06:30:52 PM  
Depends on the fat.  When I was overweight sex tired me out and when I trimmed down it didn't. True story.
 
2013-08-19 06:31:32 PM  

Fark It: His meaty, sausage-like fingers that, though short and stubby, were still individually thicker than most porn stars' equipment.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 200x200]


Don't worry son, it was just a joke.
 
2013-08-19 06:33:29 PM  

Pocket Ninja: It's true that fat guys can create a wave-machine-like effect by lying flat on their backs and undulating their spines. It's pure orgasmic bliss for a woman who can simply ride the crashing currents to shangri-la. And there's all kinds of possibilities for frisky games. For example, try blindfolding the girl, tying her hands behind her back, and turning her around a few times (to disorient her). Now, lie flat on the bed. The game is for her to locate your penis hidden among the various fleshy folds using only her tongue. Hours of titillating fun, right there.


Hey, you found the remote!

And

fuzzypc.com
 
2013-08-19 06:33:39 PM  
Half-relevant:

I'm a little tired of the movement to show that "fat is sexy too" or whatever through absolutely gorgeous plus sized models.  While I get that no one's going to advertise with anything but gorgeous people, media-pushed body image issues aren't solely built around body weight.  Telling people that it's okay to be fat as long as you're still gorgeous is kind of awkward.
 
2013-08-19 06:34:01 PM  
Hey, I just met you

And this is crazy

But, could you find me a fatty, maybe?
 
2013-08-19 06:36:55 PM  

MorteDiem: Writer sounds fat.


Yup.  He's just a means of her coming to terms with herself, which sounds conceited.  But whatever, she wet his wick because of it so it's a mental dysfunction you can live with.
 
2013-08-19 06:37:05 PM  
I found it funny at the bottom of the page "three steps to make men love you over weight" or some shiat like that. Finish the list fark.

1. Blow jobs
 
2013-08-19 06:38:28 PM  
He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up ...

Yeah, because only fat guys are strong.
 
2013-08-19 06:40:18 PM  
Dear Penthouse, you'll never guess what happened to me at the McDonald's drive thru...
 
2013-08-19 06:40:34 PM  
pumping enough blood to get an erection (not that I ever saw it amongst the folds of his body).

Holy shiat. How fat *is* that guy?!

/very fat
//erection is clearly visible
///can still see non-erect junk when looking down at it
////do NOT want to know what it's like to not be able to see my own junk, especially when erect
 
2013-08-19 06:42:09 PM  
Love me, love my orange rind behind.
 
2013-08-19 06:47:46 PM  
Chick at top of article: teh hawt.

/love me some big titties
 
2013-08-19 06:56:11 PM  
yeah...how fat was he?  I need to know how much I need to gain before I have a shot.
 
2013-08-19 07:00:02 PM  
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-19 07:02:55 PM  
 So maybe there are women out there willing to give you a shot.

Not really, but I respect your optimism.
 
2013-08-19 07:03:29 PM  

Skeezix: GIS for Molly Ren. NSFW. Scroll down to see a pic of the fat guy.

http://www.google.com/search?q=molly+ren&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&e i= iIwSUo6tO8KCyAHmqIFo&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=888&bih=538


31.media.tumblr.com

/from that GIS and might be the funniest thing I've seen all year
//challenge accepted
 
2013-08-19 07:08:32 PM  
I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.
 
2013-08-19 07:09:03 PM  
i.imgur.com

This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.
 
2013-08-19 07:11:41 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...


You rang?

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]

This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.


Agreed on both accounts.
 
2013-08-19 07:12:18 PM  

Karma Curmudgeon: Skeezix: GIS for Molly Ren. NSFW. Scroll down to see a pic of the fat guy.

http://www.google.com/search?q=molly+ren&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&e i= iIwSUo6tO8KCyAHmqIFo&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=888&bih=538

[31.media.tumblr.com image 500x631]

/from that GIS and might be the funniest thing I've seen all year
//challenge accepted


That's 90 kinds of awesome. Where can I send 2 Internets to you? You've earned them.
 
2013-08-19 07:14:17 PM  
The Johnny Cash thing I mean. I knew he was a hellraiser, but that pic is just... wow.
 
2013-08-19 07:14:46 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]

This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.


I notice that I'm much less self-conscious when having sex with someone on the heavy side. Less inhibition makes the sex more fun. If the girl is drop dead gorgeous I'm likely to be a nervous wreck the whole time.
 
2013-08-19 07:15:57 PM  

Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.



You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.
 
2013-08-19 07:17:14 PM  

PainfulItching: The Johnny Cash thing I mean. I knew he was a hellraiser, but that pic is just... wow.


I know, right.  I think your internets need to go to the person whose tumblr I pulled that from and whoever made that thing.  I'm just a messenger.
 
2013-08-19 07:20:27 PM  

FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.


Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!
 
2013-08-19 07:21:53 PM  

HawgWild: UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...

...and they cannot lie.

She likes big bellies and she cannot lie
You other sistahs can't deny
When a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waist
and nacho cheese on his face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobs
cuz you notice that belly was huge
Hangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearing
She's hooked and can't stop staring
Oh, baby, she wanna get with ya
and check your blood pressure


Laughed way too hard at this. I actually find some fat guys sexy. It's more about personality and a half decent face or great ass than anything for me.

/if he's not pretty he must be fit, but he can get away with being unfit if I like the face.
//personality is a must though
 
2013-08-19 07:22:14 PM  
I'll bet it did.  You're prolly a lot thinner and a lot LONNNNNGER
crzysmansion.artchicks.org
 
2013-08-19 07:24:40 PM  
isn't The Frisky that godawful website we made fun of quite a while back when the fat woman was talking about how there are no men up to her standards?

5 points to anyone who can find the link.
 
2013-08-19 07:25:03 PM  
Can completely sympathize with the author of the article:
i.cdn.turner.com

If you're not sure who/why,  go here and go to the 2:20 mark (I haven't figured out how to specify a time on Vimeo:
http://vimeo.com/51894367
 
2013-08-19 07:26:24 PM  
I like bigger guys (not in that way. Well...that's for a different thread).

I have nothing else of importance to say.
 
2013-08-19 07:27:14 PM  

Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.
 
2013-08-19 07:27:46 PM  
I gave it three paragraphs. I tried, I really did.
I thought to myself "maybe this 'fat holocaust' article will be different from the others" so I gave it a chance.

It wasn't. They're never different.
 
2013-08-19 07:30:24 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.


A2M

Quit being such a damn prude. You probably don't even do any butt play.
 
2013-08-19 07:31:11 PM  
CSS:  I was married to a fat man much larger than I for 3 years.  Would still be with him, but he was cheating on me.  Had tons of fun (yup, pun fully intended) and thought we were a good match for body styles.  My current and forever old man is tall and skinny and I guess likes plump chicks.  We do better behind closed doors than my ex and I ever did.  I would not consider him to be a chubby chaser, per se, but we've known each other for so long that it scarcely matters.  His scars and gray hair, and my chunkiness just fade into the background, I guess.

/CSS
 
2013-08-19 07:35:24 PM  
I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.


Sometimes in the heat of the moment it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.

/Clerks 2
 
2013-08-19 07:36:15 PM  
*sigh*
 
2013-08-19 07:36:27 PM  
wtfamireading.jpg
 
2013-08-19 07:37:49 PM  

great_tigers: I found it funny at the bottom of the page "three steps to make men love you over weight" or some shiat like that. Finish the list fark.

1. Blow jobs


2. Willing to have threesomes with fit chicks
 
2013-08-19 07:37:54 PM  

lordargent: sausage-like fingers

GIS ...

[www.jeffreymd.com image 390x259]

also

[images.sodahead.com image 224x350]


i7.photobucket.com

This is a friend of mine, might be a bit hard to see, but he's got clubbed fingers.. his nickname is the One hand gang-bang
 
2013-08-19 07:39:40 PM  

Just_Dan: ZeroCorpse: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.

A2M

Quit being such a damn prude. You probably don't even do any butt play.


If it weren't for the fact that my ex wife blew up to almost double MY weight after our divorce I would have thought you were talking about her. Grats on getting the fartbox tongue punched, that shiat is awesome!

/typically like somewhat curvier girls, but apple shaped is not curvy.
 
2013-08-19 07:41:03 PM  

FarkinHostile: He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up ...

Yeah, because only fat guys are strong.


Nope.  My dearest is very thin and is nothing but muscle and gristle.  He weighs less than I, but can pick me up (ok a few inches) off of the floor, I have a good 40 lbs on him.  Strong for his age and frame (42, 6'1").  There's nothing more to him than muscle mass and the previously mentioned "gristle".  Lil bit of fat around his mid-section, but he's middle aged, he's earned it.
 
2013-08-19 07:43:22 PM  
And I feed him well...
 
2013-08-19 07:43:29 PM  
CSB

I was feeling ultra depressed, so I decided to dress up and spend my evening in the ultra swanky 20's era hotel lobby down the street from my studio apartment. While I'm sipping away on some expensive drink  sitting on some antique couch by the roaring fireplace, I was joined by a most unusual couple. The woman was this gorgeous Indian girl, no less than 6 ft with ivory stilletos. She looked straight out of some High-End fashion magazine cover. Her boyfriend however, was this really overweight man with a bushy beard and thick glasses. I half-expected to see some Cheeto dust on his suit.

I tried to ignore them and turned my attention to the live classical band playing nearby, but I overheard the girl talking about how some famous rapper had begged her to star in his music video. She was complaining loudly that she was above flaunting herself in a bikini for someone she barely knew. The guy barely said anything all night.

/Wonder how rich the guy is...
 
2013-08-19 07:43:31 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Just_Dan: ZeroCorpse: Just_Dan: 

If it weren't for the fact that my ex wife blew up to almost double MY weight after our divorce I would have thought you were talking about her. Grats on getting the fartbox tongue punched, that shiat is awesome!

/typically like somewhat curvier girls, but apple shaped is not curvy.


Yeah, it feels real good. Like better than it should.

This girl is curvy but I'm talking like a bubble butt and a super skinny middle and small shoulders. She is gifted. I do agree apple shaped is NOT curvy!
 
2013-08-19 07:43:41 PM  

Just_Dan: She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


i.imgur.com

Long time ago my brother in law told me he got his ass licked on the first date with this one girl. I didn't ask. They are now happily married for many years. Its not my thing, but it seems to be good for them. I do get the occasional flashback at family gatherings, but its all cool. Ironically (or not) she seemed to have problems with #2 herself for awhile, but she poops fine now. Thanks, all.

/end csb
 
2013-08-19 07:45:55 PM  
There are varying degrees of "fat" not all of which are completely disgusting.
 
2013-08-19 07:46:29 PM  

Somacandra: Just_Dan: She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

[i.imgur.com image 482x356]

Long time ago my brother in law told me he got his ass licked on the first date with this one girl. I didn't ask. They are now happily married for many years. Its not my thing, but it seems to be good for them. I do get the occasional flashback at family gatherings, but its all cool. Ironically (or not) she seemed to have problems with #2 herself for awhile, but she poops fine now. Thanks, all.

/end csb


LOL best CSB picture!
 
2013-08-19 07:47:37 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.


Every woman you've ever been with spent her early years crapping her vag. True story.

/deal with it
 
2013-08-19 07:50:40 PM  
And as my final contribution to TFT, I think I like having sex with skinny guys because I can actually see their peener and don't have to guess/grope to find out where it is, etc, etc.

/ok with it whether my old man were fat or skinny, known him for almost 20 years.  Loves him anyway.  And hell, he still has all of his hair and isn't too gray yet.
 
2013-08-19 07:51:42 PM  

Somacandra: This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.


Because skinny chicks just think its enough to be there and be skinny

Fat girls know they have to bring their A game since they can't just rely on striking "hot" poses or whatever they do lol.

And we like to put things in our mouths.
 
2013-08-19 07:54:40 PM  
Onna real though, I work out, like a lot. I'm not bragging I am just saying I am an active person. Six days a week. Sex with someone out of shape is not much fun for me. I find it difficult for those type of partners to keep up and/or contribute. I have and never will be one of those guys that a partner just has to be there for me to get off.

However, I have only had sex with like maybe two bigger people in my life so there might be a chubby out there that has more stamina then I give credit.
 
2013-08-19 07:55:13 PM  

megarian: I like bigger guys (not in that way. Well...that's for a different thread).

I have nothing else of importance to say.


I wonder how many profile clicks you generated with that benign statement.
 
2013-08-19 07:56:24 PM  

ocd002: Somacandra: This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.

Because skinny chicks just think its enough to be there and be skinny

Fat girls know they have to bring their A game since they can't just rely on striking "hot" poses or whatever they do lol.

And we like to put things in our mouths.


Not necessarily. The fit girls I've boned have been awesome - athletic, bendy and full of stamina. It's why I have mainly slept with fit girls. In my experience it's been the chubbies that just lay there. No stamina.
 
2013-08-19 07:56:56 PM  

Somacandra: Long time ago my brother in law told me he got his ass licked on the first date with this one girl. I didn't ask. They are now happily married for many years. Its not my thing, but it seems to be good for them. I do get the occasional flashback at family gatherings, but its all cool. Ironically (or not) she seemed to have problems with #2 herself for awhile, but she poops fine now. Thanks, all.


My BIL told me after his second date with his wife that she asked him if he ever watched a woman take a shiat, and would that turn him on?

It's been 20 years and I still can't look that woman in the face.
 
2013-08-19 07:59:44 PM  

Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!


Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey
 
2013-08-19 08:01:51 PM  

Dremin: There are varying degrees of "fat" not all of which are completely disgusting.


This. That and something, something.  I'm considered charming and adorable (not my words, but those of others) Not all fat women are disgusting pigs.  Many of us maintain ourselves just as our more slender counterparts do if not more fastidiously.  That includes: grooming, dressing, washing, and wearing our best hair/nails/makeup/outfits out and about.  I have a good friend who is not on Fark and so I can say, is enormous-no disrespect to her, but she's a very large gal and carries it off well.  She gets more dates in her late 30's than I ever got in my early-mid 20's.  Reason:  she's beautiful, graceful and knows how to work with what she's got.  Hell, the woman could teach classes and retire in 10 years.  I should suggest that to her the next time we talk.
 
2013-08-19 08:03:09 PM  

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!

Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey


I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.
 
2013-08-19 08:04:33 PM  
I like a man with meat on his bones. Hip bones digging into me during the horizontal mambo grosses me out.
 
2013-08-19 08:04:35 PM  

Just_Dan: Onna real though, I work out, like a lot. I'm not bragging I am just saying I am an active person. Six days a week. Sex with someone out of shape is not much fun for me. I find it difficult for those type of partners to keep up and/or contribute. I have and never will be one of those guys that a partner just has to be there for me to get off.

However, I have only had sex with like maybe two bigger people in my life so there might be a chubby out there that has more stamina then I give credit.


Aren't you too farking busy having to be at the gym in 20 minutes to be biatching on Fark. My god, the Douche is stong in you.
 
2013-08-19 08:04:39 PM  

Dafatone: Half-relevant:

I'm a little tired of the movement to show that "fat is sexy too" or whatever through absolutely gorgeous plus sized models.  While I get that no one's going to advertise with anything but gorgeous people, media-pushed body image issues aren't solely built around body weight.  Telling people that it's okay to be fat as long as you're still gorgeous is kind of awkward.


I'm tired of the 'fat is beautiful' movement completely. No it isn't beautiful, you're an ugly fat fool.

Now, to be sure, there's room for variation, because not everyone is going to be the exact same body type. However, I hate to tell you, that 5' tall and 150lbs isn't curvy. Nope, that's fat. When you're 5'4" and 130lbs, okay, that's curvy.

Still, I do recommend that everyone see a doctor to find out what their healthy weight should be. Mine, ironically enough, is heavier than my taller brother. That's because my body type is going to carry more muscle mass than his type.

Be healthy folks, and ladies, healthy curvy isn't often what people define as curvy.
 
2013-08-19 08:07:15 PM  
Ok, quick game for you Farkers:

Guess which posters are chicks. Difficulty: by reading their posts.

/there are more than one that are not...
 
2013-08-19 08:07:22 PM  

ocd002: Somacandra: This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.

Because skinny chicks just think its enough to be there and be skinny

Fat girls know they have to bring their A game since they can't just rely on striking "hot" poses or whatever they do lol.

And we like to put things in our mouths.


Pics or it didn't happen..
 
2013-08-19 08:09:12 PM  

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects,


My rule is "Nothing bigger then me".
 
2013-08-19 08:09:19 PM  
Just_Dan:

I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.

We are awesome.  That is all.
 
2013-08-19 08:09:30 PM  

Theaetetus: HawgWild: UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...

...and they cannot lie.

She likes big bellies and she cannot lie
You other sistahs can't deny
When a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waist
and nacho cheese on his face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobs
cuz you notice that belly was huge
Hangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearing
She's hooked and can't stop staring
Oh, baby, she wanna get with ya
and check your blood pressure

So Men's Health says you're fat?
Well, I ain't down with that,
because you smell like fried chicken
and I'm thinking 'bout lickin'...
To the beanpole guys in the magazines:
you ain't it, broseph!


You are both awesome, and I don't necessarily mean fat.
 
2013-08-19 08:10:31 PM  

Just_Dan: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!

Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey

I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.


Go for it, man. Been married to this one for going on 8 years and we still have great sex consistently. Hell, she woke me up a 3 this morning for a bit of the ol' slap and tickle, and I still got some action this afternoon, anal included.

/she's 220lbs and farking awesome
//I'm generally a happy man
 
2013-08-19 08:10:43 PM  

PainfulItching: The Johnny Cash thing I mean. I knew he was a hellraiser, but that pic is just... wow.


Agreed, that made my afternoon.
 
2013-08-19 08:12:37 PM  

Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


...Mama?
 
2013-08-19 08:12:40 PM  

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!

Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey


Not really judging you, but if you're pounding a woman in her crapper, what exactly are you longing for? Does she have a boy's haircut?
 
2013-08-19 08:13:07 PM  
The amount of oversharing in this thread is reaching creepy levels.
 
2013-08-19 08:13:50 PM  

neongoats: Just_Dan: Onna real though, I work out, like a lot. I'm not bragging I am just saying I am an active person. Six days a week. Sex with someone out of shape is not much fun for me. I find it difficult for those type of partners to keep up and/or contribute. I have and never will be one of those guys that a partner just has to be there for me to get off.

However, I have only had sex with like maybe two bigger people in my life so there might be a chubby out there that has more stamina then I give credit.

Aren't you too farking busy having to be at the gym in 20 minutes to be biatching on Fark. My god, the Douche is stong in you.


Yeah nice tired meme.

you don't know me. I am not sure why you think I am a douche. Is it because I work out? Um, sorry, but not really.

Sounds like I insulted your fat ugly girlfriend.
 
2013-08-19 08:14:00 PM  

Just_Dan: I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.


Personally it depends on how big a girl we're talking about. I like a bit bigger girl, but I'm also not talking Mama June from Honey Boo boo big. I'm talking
1.bp.blogspot.com

Maybe a couple lbs heavier, and a lot depends on how that weight is distributed.
 
2013-08-19 08:15:11 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Just_Dan: I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.

Personally it depends on how big a girl we're talking about. I like a bit bigger girl, but I'm also not talking Mama June from Honey Boo boo big. I'm talking
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x747]

Maybe a couple lbs heavier, and a lot depends on how that weight is distributed.


Yeah, I like hour glass. I mean it can be big I suppose. I just like the shape. Oh, and no flat butts. I can't handle that.
 
2013-08-19 08:19:47 PM  
It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.
 
2013-08-19 08:20:45 PM  

megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.


Who are some hot fat dudes?
 
2013-08-19 08:22:02 PM  

Just_Dan: megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.

Who are some hot fat dudes?


Only bank account matters.
 
2013-08-19 08:24:56 PM  

Shazam999: Just_Dan: megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.

Who are some hot fat dudes?

Only bank account matters.


Um, no.
 
2013-08-19 08:25:33 PM  

megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.


No fat chicks are not hot. Women with curves can be hot, but not fatties. Fat implies rolls, bus driver elbows, cankles, and a double-chin. Having curves is very different than being fat. I would wager the average guy prefers women with curves, but not fatties.
 
2013-08-19 08:28:18 PM  

Just_Dan: megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.

Who are some hot fat dudes?


Like, famous ones? James Gandolfini, Chino (Deftones), the guy from Law and Order...etc
 
2013-08-19 08:32:41 PM  

Just_Dan: megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.

Who are some hot fat dudes?


CSB time.
I knew a girl years ago that told me she thought Chris Farley was kinda sexy. She said it was the fact that she thought he was hilarious and not his body, but still, someone thought Chris Farley was sexy.
 
2013-08-19 08:32:56 PM  
Also, Ron White, Lou Costello, Dr Dre (before he got buff), Jack Black, Jack White, Anthony Anderson, Steven Seagal sometimes....idk
 
2013-08-19 08:33:40 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Just_Dan: megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.

Who are some hot fat dudes?

CSB time.
I knew a girl years ago that told me she thought Chris Farley was kinda sexy. She said it was the fact that she thought he was hilarious and not his body, but still, someone thought Chris Farley was sexy.


He was definitely kinda sexy.
 
2013-08-19 08:36:21 PM  

Just_Dan: Yeah, I like hour glass. I mean it can be big I suppose. I just like the shape. Oh, and no flat butts. I can't handle that.


Big girls most certainly can be beautiful with an hourglass shape. Case in point, my BBW Ex:


img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com

img.photobucket.com


img.photobucket.com

/AW off
 
2013-08-19 08:40:33 PM  

ol_rooter: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!

Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey

Not really judging you, but if you're pounding a woman in her crapper, what exactly are you longing for? Does she have a boy's haircut?


She likes it, I like it. Not seeing the issue here. Perhaps you should explore your own issues before projecting your closeted fantasies on others.

For the record (as if it matters), she's got hair down to her ass and a nice set of DD's. Kind of hard to mistake her for anything but a woman.
 
2013-08-19 08:42:35 PM  
I have to "weigh in" on this one...
The inspiration for my handle and the love of my life is a big guy (300 lbs plus or minus 20 over the course of our relationship.)  I realized I was into bigger guys in college ... Skinny men repulse me.  Don't ask me why, I have never been able to explain it, but I love my large husband.  More recently he has trimmed down quite a bit due to a change in career (he now works at an orchard, lots of manual labor) and I occasionally threaten to start force feeding him.  There are two kinds of fat men though... Sloppy fat, where it's all jiggly rolls and no muscle, versus strong fat, where they are just generally beefy but also strong.  My type is the latter.  You have to at least try a little to take care of yourself!

But seriously large men out there, there are woman who are attracted to you the way you are, the thing that matters the most is your confidence level.  Also, if you're going to be big, work on some nice arm and shoulder muscles.  Much sexier.  In my humble opinion.
 
2013-08-19 08:44:56 PM  

bearwife: I have to "weigh in" on this one...
The inspiration for my handle and the love of my life is a big guy (300 lbs plus or minus 20 over the course of our relationship.)  I realized I was into bigger guys in college ... Skinny men repulse me.  Don't ask me why, I have never been able to explain it, but I love my large husband.  More recently he has trimmed down quite a bit due to a change in career (he now works at an orchard, lots of manual labor) and I occasionally threaten to start force feeding him.  There are two kinds of fat men though... Sloppy fat, where it's all jiggly rolls and no muscle, versus strong fat, where they are just generally beefy but also strong.  My type is the latter.  You have to at least try a little to take care of yourself!

But seriously large men out there, there are woman who are attracted to you the way you are, the thing that matters the most is your confidence level.  Also, if you're going to be big, work on some nice arm and shoulder muscles.  Much sexier.  In my humble opinion.


*awkward Internet fistbump*
 
2013-08-19 08:46:07 PM  

Just_Dan: megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.

Who are some hot fat dudes?


I think Kevin James qualifies as a hot fat dude.
 
2013-08-19 08:46:32 PM  

dopekitty74: Just_Dan: megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.

Who are some hot fat dudes?

I think Kevin James qualifies as a hot fat dude.


I think you're right :)
 
2013-08-19 08:46:44 PM  
The hell did I just read? In not sure if I'm more disappointed in myself for reading this or the mods for green lighting it.

Some fat girl farked a fat dude. Wow. And the sun came up the next day....
 
2013-08-19 08:47:13 PM  

FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: Yeah, I like hour glass. I mean it can be big I suppose. I just like the shape. Oh, and no flat butts. I can't handle that.

Big girls most certainly can be beautiful with an hourglass shape. Case in point, my BBW Ex:


[img.photobucket.com image 332x442]

[img.photobucket.com image 589x442]

[img.photobucket.com image 589x442]


[img.photobucket.com image 800x600]

/AW off

img0.joyreactor.com
 
2013-08-19 08:47:51 PM  

ol_rooter: Not really judging you, but if you're pounding a woman in her crapper, what exactly are you longing for? Does she have a boy's haircut?


Odd, you say you aren't really judging, but not so subtly trying to say he may be in the closet gay. Some girls just like it, and it's a little something different to do now and then. Don't be scurred of the occasional bit of ass play.
 
2013-08-19 08:47:53 PM  

armor helix: The hell did I just read? In not sure if I'm more disappointed in myself for reading this or the mods for green lighting it.

Some fat girl farked a fat dude. Wow. And the sun came up the next day....


Aaaaaand this ^
 
2013-08-19 08:48:30 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Just_Dan: I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.

Personally it depends on how big a girl we're talking about. I like a bit bigger girl, but I'm also not talking Mama June from Honey Boo boo big. I'm talking


Maybe a couple lbs heavier, and a lot depends on how that weight is distributed.


w00t.
 
2013-08-19 08:49:52 PM  

FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: Yeah, I like hour glass. I mean it can be big I suppose. I just like the shape. Oh, and no flat butts. I can't handle that.

Big girls most certainly can be beautiful with an hourglass shape. Case in point, my BBW Ex:











/AW off


Im sorry.
 
2013-08-19 08:51:06 PM  

megarian: I like bigger guys


Go on ...

/six feet, 250
//yeah, I saw "I have nothing else of importance to say".  I deleted it, therefore, it doesn't matter.
///kinda have a crush on a big girl at the moment - it's all about proportions
 
2013-08-19 08:53:18 PM  

GRCooper: megarian: I like bigger guys

Go on ...

/six feet, 250
//yeah, I saw "I have nothing else of importance to say".  I deleted it, therefore, it doesn't matter.
///kinda have a crush on a big girl at the moment - it's all about proportions


Rock on. :)

I'm a smaller girl and have dated super small guys and really big guys. There's benefits to both, but I tend to be more naturally (like, eye them from across the bar) to bigger guys).
 
2013-08-19 08:56:24 PM  
Biggest guy i've dated/farked is 6'5" 325, he's one of those big solid working lads bearwife was talking about. I still love that guy to pieces, and would love to be with him, but he wants kids, I'm done w that.
 
2013-08-19 08:57:18 PM  

megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.


I'm with you. My personal taste changes based on personality and the dudes I know, but I've fallen really hard for some skinny dudes, but have also enjoyed a good time with dudes with some meat on them. The guy I have a bit of a thing for now has lamented that he's not thin, but I barely notice, I'd still do him a thousand times over (if he didn't already have a girlfriend.)
Not a fan of obese though.
 
2013-08-19 08:57:32 PM  

megarian: bearwife: I have to "weigh in" on this one...
The inspiration for my handle and the love of my life is a big guy (300 lbs plus or minus 20 over the course of our relationship.)  I realized I was into bigger guys in college ... Skinny men repulse me.  Don't ask me why, I have never been able to explain it, but I love my large husband.  More recently he has trimmed down quite a bit due to a change in career (he now works at an orchard, lots of manual labor) and I occasionally threaten to start force feeding him.  There are two kinds of fat men though... Sloppy fat, where it's all jiggly rolls and no muscle, versus strong fat, where they are just generally beefy but also strong.  My type is the latter.  You have to at least try a little to take care of yourself!

But seriously large men out there, there are woman who are attracted to you the way you are, the thing that matters the most is your confidence level.  Also, if you're going to be big, work on some nice arm and shoulder muscles.  Much sexier.  In my humble opinion.

*awkward Internet fistbump*


Now why can't I get my skinny guy to eat?  Oh, I know.  He runs around work all day, also in a manual profession and then eats us out of house and home when he walks in the door.  I don't think he should be permitted junk food-it's just not fair to the rest of us, he blows through chips and dip in a week when for me I would have had it last 2 or 3.  I've tried packing lunches and he won't eat them swear he's half anorexic.  He does have good arms and shoulders, though.

/would love to know where he puts all that food he downs every night
 
2013-08-19 08:57:34 PM  

megarian: GRCooper: megarian: I like bigger guys

Go on ...

/six feet, 250
//yeah, I saw "I have nothing else of importance to say".  I deleted it, therefore, it doesn't matter.
///kinda have a crush on a big girl at the moment - it's all about proportions

Rock on. :)

I'm a smaller girl and have dated super small guys and really big guys. There's benefits to both, but I tend to be more naturally (like, eye them from across the bar) to bigger guys).


How you doin'?

/obligatory
 
2013-08-19 08:58:38 PM  
Also, apparently I'm not previewing tonight. Oops. Haven't even started drinking yet.
 
2013-08-19 09:01:08 PM  
Dingleberry Dickwad:

*takes first sip of the evening*

Much better now ;)
 
2013-08-19 09:04:09 PM  
I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT
 
2013-08-19 09:05:30 PM  
What about me?  I'm fat AND lacking any type of upper body strength whatsoever.
 
2013-08-19 09:07:39 PM  

specialkae: megarian: bearwife: I have to "weigh in" on this one...
The inspiration for my handle and the love of my life is a big guy (300 lbs plus or minus 20 over the course of our relationship.)  I realized I was into bigger guys in college ... Skinny men repulse me.  Don't ask me why, I have never been able to explain it, but I love my large husband.  More recently he has trimmed down quite a bit due to a change in career (he now works at an orchard, lots of manual labor) and I occasionally threaten to start force feeding him.  There are two kinds of fat men though... Sloppy fat, where it's all jiggly rolls and no muscle, versus strong fat, where they are just generally beefy but also strong.  My type is the latter.  You have to at least try a little to take care of yourself!

But seriously large men out there, there are woman who are attracted to you the way you are, the thing that matters the most is your confidence level.  Also, if you're going to be big, work on some nice arm and shoulder muscles.  Much sexier.  In my humble opinion.

*awkward Internet fistbump*

Now why can't I get my skinny guy to eat?  Oh, I know.  He runs around work all day, also in a manual profession and then eats us out of house and home when he walks in the door.  I don't think he should be permitted junk food-it's just not fair to the rest of us, he blows through chips and dip in a week when for me I would have had it last 2 or 3.  I've tried packing lunches and he won't eat them swear he's half anorexic.  He does have good arms and shoulders, though.

/would love to know where he puts all that food he downs every night


Well, my guy was an only child whose parents fed him as much food as three children would have needed... he grew up in Wisconsin and he was the fat kid his whole life.  Maxxed out at 450 in college, worked his butt off to drop down to a muscular 300.  Had serious self esteem issues when I met him (we met in lab goggled in a chemistry lab where we both worked.)  Took him a little while to realize that I liked him exactly as he was, not for the man he might be if he dropped 100 lbs.  Once he did, our relationship has been fabulous ever since.  We have been married for almost 5 years now and have 2 little girls together - and I still ogle him from across the room.

He is just the nicest, most thoughtful man I have ever met.  I watched so many girlfriends go through heartache after heartache chasing the good-looking men out there - they are usually egotistical douches.  I am weirdly lucky to be attracted to larger men.  Wouldn't trade my man in for Brad Pitt himself! =)
 
2013-08-19 09:08:32 PM  
Being a fat guy hasn't helped me at all.
 
2013-08-19 09:08:58 PM  

hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT


You and me both.  I've provided nothing but nonsense background noise and am accounted for as well.  You and your partner have a great evening.  Maybe a couple of farkers will hook up in this thread and that would be cool.
 
2013-08-19 09:10:33 PM  
Im average in height (5'6") but 180lbs. Like to stay in shape (cue gym in 26 min joke), but i prefer my women curvy.

Current gf has more curves than a Fender Stratocaster, and its farking amazing.

/i said curvy...not fat/obese
 
2013-08-19 09:15:46 PM  

hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT


6'2, 240 but my shoulders would almost fill out one of those David Byrne suits from the 80's. 38" waist, but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.
 
2013-08-19 09:17:25 PM  

ocd002: Somacandra: This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.

Because skinny chicks just think its enough to be there and be skinny

Fat girls know they have to bring their A game since they can't just rely on striking "hot" poses or whatever they do lol.

And we like to put things in our mouths.


Skinny girls like to put things in their mouths. They just don't like to swallow.
 
2013-08-19 09:18:04 PM  
The biggest and most significant difference is that fat guys are much more prone to snoring. Add a few beers and being over 40 and you have a 100% chance of massive snoreage.

No snoring, thank you.
 
2013-08-19 09:19:30 PM  
5'6" and 42-36-48 here, so I'm getting a kick...

/yeah, I'm fat
//sounds like a few Farkers are actually down with that
 
2013-08-19 09:24:04 PM  
6'2, 240 but my shoulders would almost fill out one of those David Byrne suits from the 80's. 38" waist, but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.

You're a twig.  Ignore your doctor and continue eating like a normal person.

Also: get a new doctor.
 
2013-08-19 09:24:11 PM  

PainfulItching: hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT

6'2, 240 but my shoulders would almost fill out one of those David Byrne suits from the 80's. 38" waist, but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.


Your doctor is nuts. I'm 5'10 and a hair over 200. I grew up scrawny as hell until I put weight on in the military. At 180 I looked like an average person, not skinny but nowhere approaching fat. After I hit civilian life I've put on a few lbs, but not terribly much, but at most I look like I'm minorly overweight. Either way it's better than when I graduated high school and I was 5'10 and 145.
 
2013-08-19 09:24:44 PM  

not_an_indigo: 5'6" and 42-36-48 here, so I'm getting a kick...

/yeah, I'm fat
//sounds like a few Farkers are actually down with that


That's just the usual AWs playing to their audience.
 
2013-08-19 09:24:57 PM  

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!

Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey


I like the way you think.  It echoes my attitude quite a bit as well.  I like a curvier woman, but I've been with all types and never had any complaints, although even the worst sex I've ever had was pretty good.  I've found varying reasons to not return for a round 2, as it were, but most involve the 'biatch be crazy' epidemic.

/different monkey
//not a hater
 
2013-08-19 09:26:34 PM  

efgeise: Being a fat guy hasn't helped me at all.


Eh, I've found that being at least semi-confident in the way you carry yourself helps immensely. Didn't have much myself as a teen, being 350ish and awkward as fark, but at 220 or so (I'm 5'9" and chisled from stone I am not) I've had my fair share of women that I'd have thought were completely out of my league.

My wife's a larger girl, but it doesn't show in her attitude, so we're a good match.

bearwife: We have been married for almost 5 years now and have 2 little girls together - and I still ogle him from across the room.


That's the way to do it. Been eight years here, and she can't towel off after a shower without me trying to get a piece of that. And vice versa. We have a good time.
 
2013-08-19 09:27:06 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: PainfulItching: hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT

6'2, 240 but my shoulders would almost fill out one of those David Byrne suits from the 80's. 38" waist, but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.

Your doctor is nuts. I'm 5'10 and a hair over 200. I grew up scrawny as hell until I put weight on in the military. At 180 I looked like an average person, not skinny but nowhere approaching fat. After I hit civilian life I've put on a few lbs, but not terribly much, but at most I look like I'm minorly overweight. Either way it's better than when I graduated high school and I was 5'10 and 145.


5'10 over 200 and you arent fat? Put your money where your mouth is and show pictures, because that is fat.
 
2013-08-19 09:34:32 PM  

Fallout Boy: Dingleberry Dickwad: PainfulItching: hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT

6'2, 240 but my shoulders would almost fill out one of those David Byrne suits from the 80's. 38" waist, but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.

Your doctor is nuts. I'm 5'10 and a hair over 200. I grew up scrawny as hell until I put weight on in the military. At 180 I looked like an average person, not skinny but nowhere approaching fat. After I hit civilian life I've put on a few lbs, but not terribly much, but at most I look like I'm minorly overweight. Either way it's better than when I graduated high school and I was 5'10 and 145.

5'10 over 200 and you arent fat? Put your money where your mouth is and show pictures, because that is fat.


Never said I wasn't fat, just at my current weight I don't really look fat, just a bit overweight. No real rolls or anything, just a bit on the chunky side.  Are you maybe confusing the part where I said I didn't look near fat at 180 or something?
 
2013-08-19 09:40:35 PM  

PainfulItching: but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.


Couldn't agree more.  Got down to 205 a few years back and looked awful.  Once I got back to 220, folks started asking me if I'd lost weight.

/at 250 now, need to get back to the farkin' gym (in 26 minutes)
 
2013-08-19 09:46:13 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Ok, who's the farkette that posted this?
 
2013-08-19 09:48:05 PM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]

This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.


Voluptuous beautiful young blonde woman with blue eyes lying in bed wearing white lingerie, with full cleavage. Picture has been retouched for air brushed look.
 
2013-08-19 09:52:07 PM  
I'm another woman attracted to overweight guys. It's not just the weight--intelligence and a very specific sense of humor (which tends to stem from depression) catch my attention first. But my husband, the second-best boyfriend, and several crushes have been overweight. And I have no complaints about the sex.
 
2013-08-19 09:55:48 PM  
long and thin will get you in. short and thick...now that's a .....
 
2013-08-19 09:58:43 PM  
I am hoping for a man with some weight on him.  I've had super skinny and heavier, all in the same man.  He was MUCH sexier with some extra weight on him.  Sex was better.  Spooning was better.  His face even looked better with the weight.

Skinny dude = bony hips = bruises on my hips = yuck & ouch!
 
2013-08-19 10:00:37 PM  
Chubby in a guy is fine but if a guy is over like 250 - 300 I just cannot get my woman-boner up for him. Also, really tall guys (like 6' and up) kind of scare me in real life.

Also, I like doing active stuff so dating someone really, really, really out of shape wouldn't work. And please don't tell me that you're 350 lbs and run 5 miles every day and are so super active because I know people of that size and they are great, but they cannot walk a mile without getting exhausted.
 
2013-08-19 10:04:46 PM  
So another fatty trying to justify being a farking pig? Got it..
 
2013-08-19 10:12:54 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Fallout Boy: Dingleberry Dickwad: PainfulItching: hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT

6'2, 240 but my shoulders would almost fill out one of those David Byrne suits from the 80's. 38" waist, but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.

Your doctor is nuts. I'm 5'10 and a hair over 200. I grew up scrawny as hell until I put weight on in the military. At 180 I looked like an average person, not skinny but nowhere approaching fat. After I hit civilian life I've put on a few lbs, but not terribly much, but at most I look like I'm minorly overweight. Either way it's better than when I graduated high school and I was 5'10 and 145.

5'10 over 200 and you arent fat? Put your money where your mouth is and show pictures, because that is fat.

Never said I wasn't fat, just at my current weight I don't really look fat, just a bit overweight. No real rolls or anything, just a bit on the chunky side.  Are you maybe confusing the part where I said I didn't look near fat at 180 or something?


t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-19 10:15:27 PM  

Shazam999: Dingleberry Dickwad: Fallout Boy: Dingleberry Dickwad: PainfulItching: hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT

6'2, 240 but my shoulders would almost fill out one of those David Byrne suits from the 80's. 38" waist, but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.

Your doctor is nuts. I'm 5'10 and a hair over 200. I grew up scrawny as hell until I put weight on in the military. At 180 I looked like an average person, not skinny but nowhere approaching fat. After I hit civilian life I've put on a few lbs, but not terribly much, but at most I look like I'm minorly overweight. Either way it's better than when I graduated high school and I was 5'10 and 145.

5'10 over 200 and you arent fat? Put your money where your mouth is and show pictures, because that is fat.

Never said I wasn't fat, just at my current weight I don't really look fat, just a bit overweight. No real rolls or anything, just a bit on the chunky side.  Are you maybe confusing the part where I said I didn't look near fat at 180 or something?

[t0.gstatic.com image 259x194]


Pft, I have way more hair than Homer, not to mention eyebrows.

/Why is his left pec so much bigger than the right?
 
2013-08-19 10:16:20 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Shazam999: Dingleberry Dickwad: Fallout Boy: Dingleberry Dickwad: PainfulItching: hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT

6'2, 240 but my shoulders would almost fill out one of those David Byrne suits from the 80's. 38" waist, but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.

Your doctor is nuts. I'm 5'10 and a hair over 200. I grew up scrawny as hell until I put weight on in the military. At 180 I looked like an average person, not skinny but nowhere approaching fat. After I hit civilian life I've put on a few lbs, but not terribly much, but at most I look like I'm minorly overweight. Either way it's better than when I graduated high school and I was 5'10 and 145.

5'10 over 200 and you arent fat? Put your money where your mouth is and show pictures, because that is fat.

Never said I wasn't fat, just at my current weight I don't really look fat, just a bit overweight. No real rolls or anything, just a bit on the chunky side.  Are you maybe confusing the part where I said I didn't look near fat at 180 or something?

[t0.gstatic.com image 259x194]

Pft, I have way more hair than Homer, not to mention eyebrows.

/Why is his left pec so much bigger than the right?


I think he was flexing them up and down.
 
2013-08-19 10:20:12 PM  
armor helix
Some fat girl farked a fat dude. Wow. And the sun came up the next day....


So they weren't fat enough that the matemeeting of the two masses influenced gravity enough to throw the solar system out of whack.
Now, had an obese Hyperion started banging his BBT Theia, then the oil might have hit Uranus.
 
2013-08-19 10:21:08 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Chick at top of article: teh hawt.

/love me some big titties


Agreed.  Would bang like a screen door.
 
2013-08-19 10:25:29 PM  
Fat, skinny. Can't we all agree that you love to be loved?

/shana na na
 
2013-08-19 10:25:47 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: ol_rooter: Not really judging you, but if you're pounding a woman in her crapper, what exactly are you longing for? Does she have a boy's haircut?

Odd, you say you aren't really judging, but not so subtly trying to say he may be in the closet gay. Some girls just like it, and it's a little something different to do now and then. Don't be scurred of the occasional bit of ass play.


Ok, I'll bite; for a guy, anal sex makes sense, you can stimulate the prostate gland. For a woman, it's just...sticking it in the shiat hole.  It's never made any sense to me how so many guys are obsessed with having anal sex with woman.

I know, it's about taboos and stuff like that, and that it's not remotely a closetted gay thing like dude implied. I've just never really 'got' it.

To the topic at hand: I've never seen a really attractive 'husky' guy, let alone a fat guy (and I am one, though I have started exercising 3-4 times a week, always loved lifting weights, running can eat shiat).  But women?

Oh. My. God. Curvy, big, whatever, some women look farking stunning with extra weight.  Mind you, not all, some have the sad flat-thing going on where they just sort of square up.  But a woman who's got more curves than a retarded hairpin?  God damn.
 
2013-08-19 10:25:53 PM  
Can't say I'm attracted to overweight guys but my h.s. boyfriend was bigger and I dated a guy twice my age with a big belly for a couple years. I'm not against fat dudes, but I'd prefer in shape with muscles. Best sex ever was with the hot in shape ones.

As for me, I was very thin for the majority of my years but have grown into a curvy woman.

I have enjoyed reading everyone's posts and have laughed at all of the sharing about anal.
 
2013-08-19 10:31:56 PM  

PainfulItching: hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT

6'2, 240 but my shoulders would almost fill out one of those David Byrne suits from the 80's. 38" waist, but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.


Fark BMI indeed. At 6'0" I have 23" shoulders and 10" wrists. That's all bone there. I have photos of myself as a 200 pound college student. I looked like a cancer patient.

Now much heavier than 200 pounds. But no fat rolls anywhere. I hope JCPenney stays in business because that's the only place I can get inexpensive dress shirts with a 22 inch neck, but then I have to get the shirts taken in at the sides because apparently they assume if you're buying those shirts you need your clothes fitted by a tentmaker. There has to be a better way.
 
2013-08-19 10:32:55 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: /Why is his left pec so much bigger than the right?


It's called flexing. You need actual, you know, muscles to do it.
 
2013-08-19 10:37:09 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.


All sex is gross, and the best sex is really gross. You just gotta roll with it.

/just got back from a music festival... :)
 
2013-08-19 10:38:20 PM  

kroonermanblack: Ok, I'll bite; for a guy, anal sex makes sense, you can stimulate the prostate gland. For a woman, it's just...sticking it in the shiat hole. It's never made any sense to me how so many guys are obsessed with having anal sex with woman.

I know, it's about taboos and stuff like that, and that it's not remotely a closetted gay thing like dude implied. I've just never really 'got' it.


There's also plenty of nerve endings in the anus/sphincter that produce pleasurable feelings when stimulated, even for women. It's not always about "jam it in the pooper" there's other forms of ass play that's pleasurable as well. As for as for the excitement of taking the dirt road with a woman, yeah part of it is the "taboo", but it's also another warm comfy hole that happens to feel good. There's also the fact that the poop chute is typically tighter and has a different feel than a vagina. It's all about mixing things up now and then.
 
2013-08-19 10:39:15 PM  

kroonermanblack: Ok, I'll bite; for a guy, anal sex makes sense, you can stimulate the prostate gland. For a woman, it's just...sticking it in the shiat hole.  It's never made any sense to me how so many guys are obsessed with having anal sex with woman.

I know, it's about taboos and stuff like that, and that it's not remotely a closetted gay thing like dude implied. I've just never really 'got' it.


You could try asking a woman what she likes, for a start. I'd imagine if, to my wife, it was just "sticking it in the shiat hole", she wouldn't be quite so enthusiastic about it to the point that she'll grab my junk and stick it in her ass. She's quite into it when the mood strikes her, and the end result is generally a noticeably louder and more convulsive orgasm. She gets what she wants. She doesn't get what she doesn't want. I'm catering to her desires, not her to mine in that case, though I have to say it's pretty good sex, and mutually enjoyable in my experience.

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks, I guess.

*shrug*
 
2013-08-19 10:48:35 PM  

Five Minute Standup: ZeroCorpse: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

Which means, when she kisses you, that you're licking your own butt.

Ew.

All sex is gross, and the best sex is really gross. You just gotta roll with it.

/just got back from a music festival... :)


All sex is funny, and the best sex is friggin hilarious
 
2013-08-19 10:49:08 PM  

specialkae: megarian: bearwife: I have to "weigh in" on this one...
The inspiration for my handle and the love of my life is a big guy (300 lbs plus or minus 20 over the course of our relationship.)  I realized I was into bigger guys in college ... Skinny men repulse me.  Don't ask me why, I have never been able to explain it, but I love my large husband.  More recently he has trimmed down quite a bit due to a change in career (he now works at an orchard, lots of manual labor) and I occasionally threaten to start force feeding him.  There are two kinds of fat men though... Sloppy fat, where it's all jiggly rolls and no muscle, versus strong fat, where they are just generally beefy but also strong.  My type is the latter.  You have to at least try a little to take care of yourself!

But seriously large men out there, there are woman who are attracted to you the way you are, the thing that matters the most is your confidence level.  Also, if you're going to be big, work on some nice arm and shoulder muscles.  Much sexier.  In my humble opinion.

*awkward Internet fistbump*

Now why can't I get my skinny guy to eat?  Oh, I know.  He runs around work all day, also in a manual profession and then eats us out of house and home when he walks in the door.  I don't think he should be permitted junk food-it's just not fair to the rest of us, he blows through chips and dip in a week when for me I would have had it last 2 or 3.  I've tried packing lunches and he won't eat them swear he's half anorexic.  He does have good arms and shoulders, though.

/would love to know where he puts all that food he downs every night


As one of those EAT ALL THE THINGS males myself (lotta physical activity) if you truly wish to know where the food goes, check his weight before and after the daily constitutional.

/sorry
 
2013-08-19 10:49:28 PM  

zedster: Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]

This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.

Voluptuous beautiful young blonde woman with blue eyes lying in bed wearing white lingerie, with full cleavage. Picture has been retouched for air brushed look.


Wow damn....
 
2013-08-19 10:57:56 PM  

FarkinHostile: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects,

My rule is "Nothing bigger then me".


THAN. THAN. The farking word to use to compare something is THAN.

THEN is an expression of time.

/for the love all that is holy, please learn this.
 
2013-08-19 11:01:30 PM  
spidermilk
please don't tell me that you're 350 lbs and run 5 miles every day

5 kilometers..

But yeah, I've to admit that's not in one piece, more in a couch-to-5k style of alternating 2-3 minutes jogging with a minute of walking. ;-)

/ currently more into swimming a mile each day, but "pool's closed" atm because their money comes from people who are more into (sun)bathing than doing lanes; and with clouds and air and water at 65F or below, there was more staff than swimmers..
 
2013-08-19 11:02:35 PM  

Liz Lemon: FarkinHostile: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects,

My rule is "Nothing bigger then me".

THAN. THAN. The farking word to use to compare something is THAN.

THEN is an expression of time.

/for the love all that is holy, please learn this.


Their are a lot of uneducated people around hear. There always making that mistake.
 
2013-08-19 11:06:28 PM  

lordargent: sausage-like fingers

GIS ...



also


Those look like irradiated hands. X-ray much?
 
2013-08-19 11:16:24 PM  

Lsherm: Somacandra: Long time ago my brother in law told me he got his ass licked on the first date with this one girl. I didn't ask. They are now happily married for many years. Its not my thing, but it seems to be good for them. I do get the occasional flashback at family gatherings, but its all cool. Ironically (or not) she seemed to have problems with #2 herself for awhile, but she poops fine now. Thanks, all.

My BIL told me after his second date with his wife that she asked him if he ever watched a woman take a shiat, and would that turn him on?

It's been 20 years and I still can't look that woman in the face.


....while she's taking a dump.

/just thought I'd finish that thought for you. Your welcome.
 
2013-08-19 11:19:09 PM  
My man is 6'4" and 300 lbs. Biggest guy I've ever been with, and I love him. He's like a big, smart ass, teddy bear.

I've been with men of various height/weight, but am more attracted to slightly bigger guys in general. But I'm a curvy size 14 myself.
 
2013-08-19 11:21:13 PM  
This thread is a nice little pick me up for my self esteem.

Now why can't I actually meet any of these women who like chunky guys?

/5'10"
//225lbs.
///Hates online dating
 
2013-08-19 11:21:37 PM  
www.yankeepotroast.org
 
2013-08-19 11:28:21 PM  
I'm chubby. My wife is hot. I win.
 
2013-08-19 11:31:42 PM  

Somacandra: img.fark.net

This woman is relevant to my interests.


Ditto. Sadly, it looks like the airbrushed the hell out of that photo. :/
 
2013-08-19 11:34:14 PM  

GRCooper: Liz Lemon: FarkinHostile: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects,

My rule is "Nothing bigger then me".

THAN. THAN. The farking word to use to compare something is THAN.

THEN is an expression of time.

/for the love all that is holy, please learn this.

Their are a lot  alot of uneducated people around hear. There always making that mistake.


/Pet Peave
 
2013-08-19 11:36:18 PM  

hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.


Wouldn't complain if I was involved (newly divorced)

/6'0", 175 (up from 169, lost 20 pounds after I was dumped, probably end up at around 185)
//love me some curves
///ex was 5'4", 175
////ex cheated on me with a fat, rich man
 
2013-08-19 11:42:55 PM  

not_an_indigo: 5'6" and 42-36-48 here, so I'm getting a kick...

/yeah, I'm fat
//sounds like a few Farkers are actually down with that


Don't worry, if you were 5'6" and 36-26-36, you would be described as looking like an anorexic 12 year old boy and still not up to anyone's standards.
 
2013-08-19 11:47:10 PM  

Liz Lemon: FarkinHostile: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects,

My rule is "Nothing bigger then me".

THAN. THAN. The farking word to use to compare something is THAN.

THEN is an expression of time.

/for the love all that is holy, please learn this.


Decaf you snarky twat. Decaf.
 
2013-08-19 11:55:18 PM  

clowncar on fire: GRCooper: Liz Lemon: FarkinHostile: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects,

My rule is "Nothing bigger then me".

THAN. THAN. The farking word to use to compare something is THAN.

THEN is an expression of time.

/for the love all that is holy, please learn this.

Their are a lot  alot of uneducated people around hear. There always making that mistake.

/Pet Peave


Your wright, my bad.
 
2013-08-20 12:01:20 AM  
Just_Dan: ...I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/03/zoo-keeper-licks-monkeys-bu tt _n_1475873.html
 
2013-08-20 12:02:13 AM  

FunkOut: not_an_indigo: 5'6" and 42-36-48 here, so I'm getting a kick...

/yeah, I'm fat
//sounds like a few Farkers are actually down with that

Don't worry, if you were 5'6" and 36-26-36, you would be described as looking like an anorexic 12 year old boy and still not up to anyone's standards.


Only way my hips are getting down to 36" is if my bust gets down to 30-32".
 
2013-08-20 12:13:42 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Liz Lemon: FarkinHostile: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects,

My rule is "Nothing bigger then me".

THAN. THAN. The farking word to use to compare something is THAN.

THEN is an expression of time.

/for the love all that is holy, please learn this.

Decaf you snarky twat. Decaf.


You first.

/welcometofark.jpeg
 
2013-08-20 12:16:16 AM  
From the comments;You guys know that photo isn't actually of me, right? It's a stock photo.
 
2013-08-20 12:17:52 AM  

Just_Dan: Dingleberry Dickwad: Just_Dan: I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.

Personally it depends on how big a girl we're talking about. I like a bit bigger girl, but I'm also not talking Mama June from Honey Boo boo big. I'm talking
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x747]

Maybe a couple lbs heavier, and a lot depends on how that weight is distributed.

Yeah, I like hour glass. I mean it can be big I suppose. I just like the shape. Oh, and no flat butts. I can't handle that.


Agreed. It's all about proportions.


CowboyUpCowgirlDown: [www.yankeepotroast.org image 800x600]


www.humorhound.com
 
2013-08-20 12:19:16 AM  
I've been overweight since pretty much the 7th grade. Parents got divorced and food was my comfort. Anyways, I was ~320 and over 50" waist at my biggest. I was with a chubby girl for 5 years, and the sex was great. After we broke up I started eating healthier and this year was able to buy pants from a normal store and not the Big & Tall shop. I then realized why all those Special K commercials with the women fitting into their jeans was such a big deal. I can even wear dress shirts now that I haven't been able to fit in for years. I'm down to ~260 (5'9") I just hope I can keep it up.

/CSB?
 
2013-08-20 12:29:02 AM  
There was absolutely no point to that "article".

Woman with esteem issues over-analyzes everything. News at 11.
 
2013-08-20 12:37:11 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: PainfulItching: hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT

6'2, 240 but my shoulders would almost fill out one of those David Byrne suits from the 80's. 38" waist, but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.

Your doctor is nuts. I'm 5'10 and a hair over 200. I grew up scrawny as hell until I put weight on in the military. At 180 I looked like an average person, not skinny but nowhere approaching fat. After I hit civilian life I've put on a few lbs, but not terribly much, but at most I look like I'm minorly overweight. Either way it's better than when I graduated high school and I was 5'10 and 145.


38" waist though? That's pretty thick ain't it?
 
2013-08-20 12:43:52 AM  
Ladies, don't settle for six-pack abs when I can give you the whole case.
 
2013-08-20 12:56:55 AM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: I'm down to ~260 (5'9") I just hope I can keep it up.


msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2013-08-20 01:02:38 AM  

Fark It: His meaty, sausage-like fingers that, though short and stubby, were still individually thicker than most porn stars' equipment.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 200x200]


She didnt say WHICH equipment... maybe their fly fishing equipment.
 
2013-08-20 01:05:58 AM  

Dremin: There are varying degrees of "fat" not all of which are completely disgusting.


This, there are several stages that are hittable that are heavier than skinny but lighter than hoverround.
 
2013-08-20 01:11:03 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Just_Dan: I keep hearing the same thing from my friends - big girls are awesome. Hmmmm if this doesn't last I might do a little experimenting myself.

Personally it depends on how big a girl we're talking about. I like a bit bigger girl, but I'm also not talking Mama June from Honey Boo boo big. I'm talking


Maybe a couple lbs heavier, and a lot depends on how that weight is distributed.


Id wreck that so bad Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it.
 
2013-08-20 01:27:43 AM  
As a big fat girl, I don't always like to admit that I prefer skinny men, but I do. They don't have to be muscular; the hard-gainer, ectomorphic awkward nerd is kind of ideal.


The man I've been crushing madly on for the past two years is 6'1 and if he's over 165, I'll eat my hat. Sadly, it's pretty clear he has no interest in a 5'1 tiny tank.
 
2013-08-20 01:37:37 AM  
Also, Lane Bryant ad is relevant.

/with added "McRib is Back" humorousness
 
2013-08-20 01:56:11 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Also, Lane Bryant ad is relevant.

/with added "McRib is Back" humorousness


She can put my footlong in her mouth if you know what Im sayin
 
2013-08-20 02:06:13 AM  
i446.photobucket.com

/also sharp knees
 
2013-08-20 02:07:39 AM  

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: efgeise: Being a fat guy hasn't helped me at all.

Eh, I've found that being at least semi-confident in the way you carry yourself helps immensely. Didn't have much myself as a teen, being 350ish and awkward as fark, but at 220 or so (I'm 5'9" and chisled from stone I am not) I've had my fair share of women that I'd have thought were completely out of my league.

My wife's a larger girl, but it doesn't show in her attitude, so we're a good match.

bearwife: We have been married for almost 5 years now and have 2 little girls together - and I still ogle him from across the room.

That's the way to do it. Been eight years here, and she can't towel off after a shower without me trying to get a piece of that. And vice versa. We have a good time.


Oh, I'm about 270 and 5'9". I don't really care about my weight too much. That said, it helps that I am an incredibly broad shouldered guy, so I just look wide and not too fat.
 
2013-08-20 02:17:37 AM  
My girl has kept on a little weight after she had our baby. Now her tubes are tied. Just knowing that she birthed my child turns me on. Her weight has had no effect at all.
.One night it was getting pretty hot, and a Subway commercial came on. I told her to lay facedown on the bed with her blindfold on.

Came back and slowly slathered mayo up and down her crack. She wasn't sure what I was doing until I threw in a few roast beef slices, and a little cheese. I ate it out of there a slowly licked up all the mayo. I don't really want to say what happened next, but I can say it involved a hot dog bun and some relish.
 
2013-08-20 02:39:13 AM  

The Angry Hand of God: My girl has kept on a little weight after she had our baby. Now her tubes are tied. Just knowing that she birthed my child turns me on. Her weight has had no effect at all.
.One night it was getting pretty hot, and a Subway commercial came on. I told her to lay facedown on the bed with her blindfold on.

Came back and slowly slathered mayo up and down her crack. She wasn't sure what I was doing until I threw in a few roast beef slices, and a little cheese. I ate it out of there a slowly licked up all the mayo. I don't really want to say what happened next, but I can say it involved a hot dog bun and some relish.


And they say romance is dead...
 
2013-08-20 02:41:00 AM  

FuzzyBuns: I like a man with meat on his bones. Hip bones digging into me during the horizontal mambo grosses me out.


This.

Don't like bony dudes.

/sharp knees, something something
 
2013-08-20 03:01:36 AM  
www.slapcaption.com
 
2013-08-20 03:05:54 AM  

kroonermanblack: Dingleberry Dickwad: ol_rooter: Not really judging you, but if you're pounding a woman in her crapper, what exactly are you longing for? Does she have a boy's haircut?

Odd, you say you aren't really judging, but not so subtly trying to say he may be in the closet gay. Some girls just like it, and it's a little something different to do now and then. Don't be scurred of the occasional bit of ass play.

Ok, I'll bite; for a guy, anal sex makes sense, you can stimulate the prostate gland. For a woman, it's just...sticking it in the shiat hole.  It's never made any sense to me how so many guys are obsessed with having anal sex with woman.

I know, it's about taboos and stuff like that, and that it's not remotely a closetted gay thing like dude implied. I've just never really 'got' it.

To the topic at hand: I've never seen a really attractive 'husky' guy, let alone a fat guy (and I am one, though I have started exercising 3-4 times a week, always loved lifting weights, running can eat shiat).  But women?

Oh. My. God. Curvy, big, whatever, some women look farking stunning with extra weight.  Mind you, not all, some have the sad flat-thing going on where they just sort of square up.  But a woman who's got more curves than a retarded hairpin?  God damn.


Anal hits the g-spot directly. Vaginal, the dick just kinda brushes across it.
 
2013-08-20 03:39:42 AM  

megarian: dopekitty74: Just_Dan: megarian: It sucks that a thread that could have been about fat dudes immediately focuses on fat wimmins. I understand why (the picture in TFA, obviously), but sometimes I like something different.


[welcometofark.jpg]

Also, some fat chicks are hawt. Sometimes.

Who are some hot fat dudes?

I think Kevin James qualifies as a hot fat dude.

I think you're right :)


Of course she's right!
 
2013-08-20 04:36:34 AM  

Somacandra: Just_Dan: She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

[i.imgur.com image 482x356]

Long time ago my brother in law told me he got his ass licked on the first date with this one girl. I didn't ask. They are now happily married for many years. Its not my thing, but it seems to be good for them. I do get the occasional flashback at family gatherings, but its all cool. Ironically (or not) she seemed to have problems with #2 herself for awhile, but she poops fine now. Thanks, all.

/end csb


When I was a kid I pulled my motorcycle into a New Orleans gas station after having traveled a gajillion miles. It was my first time in the city I would call home for my entire adult life.

So I'm standing there, pumping gas, and my very first conversation in the city was some crack whore sauntering up and telling me:

"I'll lick yer asshole for $10."

I was a little stunned. Not at the her being a whore part, but the bizarre sales pitch, I was all, "Ma'am, you need to work on your approach. You can't just go walking up to men talking about buttholes." She looked miffed and slipped into the night.

I hope she ended up in jail for a long time instead of dying on the street, because she was freakin' hilarious.
 
2013-08-20 04:47:32 AM  

dickfreckle: Somacandra: Just_Dan: She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

[i.imgur.com image 482x356]

Long time ago my brother in law told me he got his ass licked on the first date with this one girl. I didn't ask. They are now happily married for many years. Its not my thing, but it seems to be good for them. I do get the occasional flashback at family gatherings, but its all cool. Ironically (or not) she seemed to have problems with #2 herself for awhile, but she poops fine now. Thanks, all.

/end csb

When I was a kid I pulled my motorcycle into a New Orleans gas station after having traveled a gajillion miles. It was my first time in the city I would call home for my entire adult life.

So I'm standing there, pumping gas, and my very first conversation in the city was some crack whore sauntering up and telling me:

"I'll lick yer asshole for $10."

I was a little stunned. Not at the her being a whore part, but the bizarre sales pitch, I was all, "Ma'am, you need to work on your approach. You can't just go walking up to men talking about buttholes." She looked miffed and slipped into the night.

I hope she ended up in jail for a long time instead of dying on the street, because she was freakin' hilarious.


Well Ennol Angus isn't everyones cup of tea.
 
2013-08-20 05:13:46 AM  

Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


that's pretty farking gay
 
2013-08-20 05:30:28 AM  
This is relevant, etc.

/Fat guy
//Have a date with skinny girl on Friday
 
2013-08-20 05:52:55 AM  

UncleStumpy: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

that's pretty farking gay


That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
 
2013-08-20 06:41:00 AM  
and millions of Studmen around the world proclaimed:

AMEN!
 
2013-08-20 07:43:56 AM  

Dreamless: UncleStumpy: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.

that's pretty farking gay

That word, I do not think it means what you think it means.


He probably gets all flustered at the thought of anything that isn't missionary. He's also got to be at bible study in 26 minutes.

Or perhaps he'd be more at home in a 4chan trap thread.
 
2013-08-20 07:52:59 AM  
6'4" and 235-245 most of my adult life. Lightest I've ever been was 200 right after basic training. Yes, there's a belly but the big shoulders and barrel chest conceal it pretty well.
Wife is 5'2" and 130-135ish. Ridiculously large busted for her size, has great hips and DAT AZZ!. Bit of a belly she hasn't been able to lose since the birth of our son but I doubt I could care less.
She was about 115 when we met. Her ex was a control freak who wanted the "Trophy", weighed her daily and had her in the gym for an hour for each pound over 115.
Have always prefered curvy women over sticks. My first exposure to nekkid chicks was through my dad's 60s and 70s era Playboys. With the exception of a Filipino girl I dated in High School, my wife was the smallest girl I ever dated. One of those "we just clicked" things.
The point? None, I guess, except big, small doesn't matter as much as chemistry, humor, etc
 
2013-08-20 07:59:08 AM  

Theaetetus: HawgWild: UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...

...and they cannot lie.

She likes big bellies and she cannot lie
You other sistahs can't deny
When a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waist
and nacho cheese on his face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobs
cuz you notice that belly was huge
Hangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearing
She's hooked and can't stop staring
Oh, baby, she wanna get with ya
and check your blood pressure

So Men's Health says you're fat?
Well, I ain't down with that,
because you smell like fried chicken
and I'm thinking 'bout lickin'...
To the beanpole guys in the magazines:
you ain't it, broseph!


So ladies, YEAH! Ladies, YEAH! Has your boyfriend got the fat? HELL YEAH! Now shake it shake it shake it shake it shake that belly fat. Baby got....FRONT

I like meaty/fleshy guys, or as they say on Match, "a few extra pounds." As long as you're active and can hike, bike and play tennis. And other stuff.
 
2013-08-20 08:19:51 AM  

FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: Yeah, I like hour glass. I mean it can be big I suppose. I just like the shape. Oh, and no flat butts. I can't handle that.

Big girls most certainly can be beautiful with an hourglass shape. Case in point, my BBW Ex:


[img.photobucket.com image 332x442]

[img.photobucket.com image 589x442]

[img.photobucket.com image 589x442]


[img.photobucket.com image 800x600]

/AW off


That's not a BBW. But wow, very nice
 
2013-08-20 09:07:32 AM  

ng2810: CSB

I was feeling ultra depressed, so I decided to dress up and spend my evening in the ultra swanky 20's era hotel lobby down the street from my studio apartment. While I'm sipping away on some expensive drink  sitting on some antique couch by the roaring fireplace, I was joined by a most unusual couple. The woman was this gorgeous Indian girl, no less than 6 ft with ivory stilletos. She looked straight out of some High-End fashion magazine cover. Her boyfriend however, was this really overweight man with a bushy beard and thick glasses. I half-expected to see some Cheeto dust on his suit.

I tried to ignore them and turned my attention to the live classical band playing nearby, but I overheard the girl talking about how some famous rapper had begged her to star in his music video. She was complaining loudly that she was above flaunting herself in a bikini for someone she barely knew. The guy barely said anything all night.

/Wonder how rich the guy is...


Or, can he lick his own eyebrows and breathe through his ears? That means a lot too...just sayin'.
 
2013-08-20 09:21:42 AM  

The universe is laughing behind your back: PainfulItching: hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT

6'2, 240 but my shoulders would almost fill out one of those David Byrne suits from the 80's. 38" waist, but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.

Fark BMI indeed. At 6'0" I have 23" shoulders and 10" wrists. That's all bone there. I have photos of myself as a 200 pound college student. I looked like a cancer patient.

Now much heavier than 200 pounds. But no fat rolls anywhere. I hope JCPenney stays in business because that's the only place I can get inexpensive dress shirts with a 22 inch neck, but then I have to get the shirts taken in at the sides because apparently they assume if you're buying those shirts you need your clothes fitted by a tentmaker. There has to be a better way.


My menfolk all have very wide shoulders compared to their waists, and I get their shirts at Sears in the althletic fit. It's a much more tapered torso instead of the tent.
 
2013-08-20 09:33:40 AM  
Basically this article says that once you stop getting hung up on someone's external appearance and appreciate their inner qualities, and they reciprocate, you'll find someone whose company you will enjoy.

Doesn't seem like rocket surgery to me.

Once I stopped being interested in a "type" and dated someone I liked for their personality and character, I found that those were what made him so freaking sexy to me. 23 years now and counting. 4 kids, weight swings, deployments, health issues, grey hair and stretch marks. None of it matters. We're still madly hot for each other.

I realize this will fly in the face of Fark policy, but someone had to say it.

/Be gentle.
//I'm old and don't post often.
 
2013-08-20 09:41:31 AM  
I've had great sex with all kinds of women.  Being open-minded and fun is up there with looks for me.  Granted, there are just some things I like to do that I can't do with real fat chicks, like pick them up and have sex standing up in the middle of a room, or while standing up, turn them upside down....etc.  I like throwing them around a bit.

/not fat, but 'obese' according to the BMI
//hockey player, yoga and distance running give big muscles that throw the bmi off
 
2013-08-20 09:56:55 AM  
The more you eat the more you fart:

Im sorry.

For what?

Liz Lemon:

/for the love all that is holy, please learn this.

Yeah, typos happen when you have visions of sugarplums dancing in your head. Considering  how rarely I make a grammatical error, I already forgive myself.

It's cool, I can be pretty pedantic, too.


machoprogrammer:

That's not a BBW. But wow, very nice

Eh, those were her "best" days at 20 years old. She's a big girl, and is close to my weight normally, and I am a solid guy. Still, very beautiful woman, even now at 27 after having a kid.
 
2013-08-20 10:11:59 AM  

specialkae: CSS:  I was married to a fat man much larger than I for 3 years.  Would still be with him, but he was cheating on me.  Had tons of fun (yup, pun fully intended) and thought we were a good match for body styles.  My current and forever old man is tall and skinny and I guess likes plump chicks.  We do better behind closed doors than my ex and I ever did.  I would not consider him to be a chubby chaser, per se, but we've known each other for so long that it scarcely matters.  His scars and gray hair, and my chunkiness just fade into the background, I guess.

/CSS


I love it when gross people fornicate.  Speaking as one, of course.
 
2013-08-20 10:24:23 AM  

Big Red: The universe is laughing behind your back: PainfulItching: hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

/Not me, I'm accounted for at the moment
//5'10, 185
///Big women who carry their weight well are HAWT

6'2, 240 but my shoulders would almost fill out one of those David Byrne suits from the 80's. 38" waist, but my doc keeps screaming at me that I should be 180 pounds. Which is ridiculous. Lightest I've ever been as an adult is 210, and that's when I was 23, starving, and working my ass off. like ribs showing skinny. I came home for Christmas and my mom asked me if I was sick. She demanded I go to the doctor for HIV tests and stuff. Fark a BMI index.

Fark BMI indeed. At 6'0" I have 23" shoulders and 10" wrists. That's all bone there. I have photos of myself as a 200 pound college student. I looked like a cancer patient.

Now much heavier than 200 pounds. But no fat rolls anywhere. I hope JCPenney stays in business because that's the only place I can get inexpensive dress shirts with a 22 inch neck, but then I have to get the shirts taken in at the sides because apparently they assume if you're buying those shirts you need your clothes fitted by a tentmaker. There has to be a better way.

My menfolk all have very wide shoulders compared to their waists, and I get their shirts at Sears in the althletic fit. It's a much more tapered torso instead of the tent.


Hmm. Worth a look, thanks
 
2013-08-20 11:52:29 AM  

ol_rooter: megarian: I like bigger guys (not in that way. Well...that's for a different thread).

I have nothing else of importance to say.

I wonder how many profile clicks you generated with that benign statement.


+1
 
2013-08-20 01:35:06 PM  

GRCooper: Liz Lemon: FarkinHostile: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects,

My rule is "Nothing bigger then me".

THAN. THAN. The farking word to use to compare something is THAN.

THEN is an expression of time.

/for the love all that is holy, please learn this.

Their are a lot of uneducated people around hear. There always making that mistake.



Excellent
 
2013-08-20 02:00:10 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-20 03:11:29 PM  

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: ol_rooter: Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: Just_Dan: FarkinHostile: Just_Dan: I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.


You, Sir, are a man after my own heart.

Keep up the good work.

Thank you, sir! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow degenerate!

Word. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Hell, as often as she lets me get in through the backdoor, it's only polite to let her knock on mine. Personally, I draw the line at foreign objects, but I can't fault dudes that are into that... straight, gay or inbetween.

And fat chicks rock. I'll second the above opinion that the only bad sex I've really ever had was with skinny girls. Give me a plump woman with some nice tits, a furry persqueeter and likes a bit of assplay, and I'm a happy man.

/call it how I see it
//don't judge me, monkey

Not really judging you, but if you're pounding a woman in her crapper, what exactly are you longing for? Does she have a boy's haircut?

She likes it, I like it. Not seeing the issue here. Perhaps you should explore your own issues before projecting your closeted fantasies on others.

For the record (as if it matters), she's got hair down to her ass and a nice set of DD's. Kind of hard to mistake her for anything but a woman.


Like this?:

the-light.com
 
2013-08-20 03:15:48 PM  

ol_rooter: For the record (as if it matters), she's got hair down to her ass and a nice set of DD's. Kind of hard to mistake her for anything but a woman.

Like this?:


1: That's a disturbing picture
2: I see no DD's
3: What's with the Canadian Tux?
 
2013-08-20 05:52:31 PM  

ol_rooter: For the record (as if it matters), she's got hair down to her ass and a nice set of DD's. Kind of hard to mistake her for anything but a woman.

Like this?:

the-light.com


You have an interesting definition of "a nice set of DD's".
 
2013-08-20 09:49:24 PM  
Fat guy I would totally do?
Andy Richter.
 
2013-08-21 08:41:24 AM  

Krustofsky: hershy799: I wonder if a (future) couple will meet in this thread.

Wouldn't complain if I was involved (newly divorced)

/6'0", 175 (up from 169, lost 20 pounds after I was dumped, probably end up at around 185)
//love me some curves
///ex was 5'4", 175
////ex cheated on me with a fat, rich man


I'll jump! We're both from PA, it's a start! :)
 
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