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(The Frisky)   "How having sex with a fat guy changed me". So maybe there are women out there willing to give you a shot   (thefrisky.com) divider line 238
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2013-08-19 04:55:01 PM  
I doubt it.
 
2013-08-19 05:09:49 PM  
Let me just get these out of the way:

www.meh.ro

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-19 05:21:05 PM  
"He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up even when he was embarrassed about his belly's stretch marks."

Totally legit post, nailed it.
 
2013-08-19 05:25:45 PM  
New jersey state flag.
 
2013-08-19 05:28:02 PM  
There are men who like bigger women, so it stands to reason there would be women who like bigger men.
 
2013-08-19 05:31:33 PM  
s16.postimg.org
 
2013-08-19 05:32:26 PM  
Devin was pleasantly surprised when I sought him out at the next party - I never had the guts to tell him the shameful train of thought that had made me hesitate at first - and we went on to have the kind of deeply satisfying summer fling everyone wishes they had in college. He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up even when he was embarrassed about his belly's stretch marks. He is still the only person who could rile me up using just his fingers. His meaty, sausage-like fingers that, though short and stubby, were still individually thicker than most porn stars' equipment. "Do me, John Holmes!" I'd shriek, riding Devin's fingers with my eyes closed, while he sweated from the effort of pumping enough blood to get an erection (not that I ever saw it amongst the folds of his body).
 
2013-08-19 05:35:42 PM  

Theaetetus: Devin was pleasantly surprised when I sought him out at the next party - I never had the guts to tell him the shameful train of thought that had made me hesitate at first - and we went on to have the kind of deeply satisfying summer fling everyone wishes they had in college. He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up even when he was embarrassed about his belly's stretch marks. He is still the only person who could rile me up using just his fingers. His meaty, sausage-like fingers that, though short and stubby, were still individually thicker than most porn stars' equipment. "Do me, John Holmes!" I'd shriek, riding Devin's fingers with my eyes closed, while he sweated from the effort of pumping enough blood to get an erection (not that I ever saw it amongst the folds of his body).


nobodygoeshere.com
 
2013-08-19 05:37:34 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...


...and they cannot lie.
 
2013-08-19 05:48:30 PM  

UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...

...and they cannot lie.


She likes big bellies and she cannot lie
You other sistahs can't deny
When a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waist
and nacho cheese on his face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobs
cuz you notice that belly was huge
Hangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearing
She's hooked and can't stop staring
Oh, baby, she wanna get with ya
and check your blood pressure
 
2013-08-19 05:55:56 PM  
His meaty, sausage-like fingers that, though short and stubby, were still individually thicker than most porn stars' equipment.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-19 06:00:17 PM  

HawgWild: UberDave: TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...

...and they cannot lie.

She likes big bellies and she cannot lie
You other sistahs can't deny
When a dude walks in with a stretchy-pants waist
and nacho cheese on his face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your boobs
cuz you notice that belly was huge
Hangin' out the bottom of the tee he's wearing
She's hooked and can't stop staring
Oh, baby, she wanna get with ya
and check your blood pressure


So Men's Health says you're fat?
Well, I ain't down with that,
because you smell like fried chicken
and I'm thinking 'bout lickin'...
To the beanpole guys in the magazines:
you ain't it, broseph!
 
2013-08-19 06:01:39 PM  
It didn't work for me. Not only did it distract me from "The Lion King," he never even gave me the puppy he promised me, the tubby prick.
 
2013-08-19 06:12:58 PM  
No! I'm skinny and toned! HAVE SEX WITH ME, DAMMIT!
 
2013-08-19 06:13:41 PM  
She's flatter now?
 
2013-08-19 06:14:01 PM  
 
2013-08-19 06:15:09 PM  
It's true that fat guys can create a wave-machine-like effect by lying flat on their backs and undulating their spines. It's pure orgasmic bliss for a woman who can simply ride the crashing currents to shangri-la. And there's all kinds of possibilities for frisky games. For example, try blindfolding the girl, tying her hands behind her back, and turning her around a few times (to disorient her). Now, lie flat on the bed. The game is for her to locate your penis hidden among the various fleshy folds using only her tongue. Hours of titillating fun, right there.
 
2013-08-19 06:17:35 PM  
sausage-like fingers

GIS ...

www.jeffreymd.com

also

images.sodahead.com
 
2013-08-19 06:18:28 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-08-19 06:20:13 PM  
I had sex with a fat woman before.  It literally destroyed my reputation in the business world for years and years.  And the sex was terrible too, because i wasn't that into it, and so i'm sure my sexual prowess reputation took a hit, too.

Just a bad situation all around that i'd teach youngsters to avoid.
 
2013-08-19 06:21:57 PM  

jim32rr: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x667]


That looks like my wife all hips no tits.
 
2013-08-19 06:22:55 PM  
hehpic.com

/oblig
 
2013-08-19 06:23:27 PM  
Let me guess: she was flat out impressed?
 
2013-08-19 06:23:43 PM  
Siss boom bah
The sound of two fat people having sex - Karnak.
 
2013-08-19 06:23:50 PM  
 
2013-08-19 06:24:15 PM  

Tom_Slick: jim32rr: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x667]

That looks like my wife all hips no tits.


Hey man, if that's your thing... she spends far too much time topless on Girls.
 
2013-08-19 06:24:48 PM  

T.rex: I had sex with a fat woman before.  It literally destroyed my reputation in the business world for years and years.


You should probably stop having sex with people during your business meetings.
 
2013-08-19 06:25:10 PM  

Pocket Ninja: It's true that fat guys can create a wave-machine-like effect by lying flat on their backs and undulating their spines. It's pure orgasmic bliss for a woman who can simply ride the crashing currents to shangri-la. And there's all kinds of possibilities for frisky games. For example, try blindfolding the girl, tying her hands behind her back, and turning her around a few times (to disorient her). Now, lie flat on the bed. The game is for her to locate your penis hidden among the various fleshy folds using only her tongue. Hours of titillating fun, right there.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-19 06:25:55 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Let me guess: she was flat out impressed?


Once you go fat, you go flat. Splat!
 
2013-08-19 06:26:44 PM  
He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up
go on.....
 
2013-08-19 06:27:31 PM  
Writer sounds fat.

I'm ok with it, I'm in love with a fat woman.

/best sex ever, not because of her body, but of who she is
 
2013-08-19 06:30:52 PM  
Depends on the fat.  When I was overweight sex tired me out and when I trimmed down it didn't. True story.
 
2013-08-19 06:31:32 PM  

Fark It: His meaty, sausage-like fingers that, though short and stubby, were still individually thicker than most porn stars' equipment.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 200x200]


Don't worry son, it was just a joke.
 
2013-08-19 06:33:29 PM  

Pocket Ninja: It's true that fat guys can create a wave-machine-like effect by lying flat on their backs and undulating their spines. It's pure orgasmic bliss for a woman who can simply ride the crashing currents to shangri-la. And there's all kinds of possibilities for frisky games. For example, try blindfolding the girl, tying her hands behind her back, and turning her around a few times (to disorient her). Now, lie flat on the bed. The game is for her to locate your penis hidden among the various fleshy folds using only her tongue. Hours of titillating fun, right there.


Hey, you found the remote!

And

fuzzypc.com
 
2013-08-19 06:33:39 PM  
Half-relevant:

I'm a little tired of the movement to show that "fat is sexy too" or whatever through absolutely gorgeous plus sized models.  While I get that no one's going to advertise with anything but gorgeous people, media-pushed body image issues aren't solely built around body weight.  Telling people that it's okay to be fat as long as you're still gorgeous is kind of awkward.
 
2013-08-19 06:34:01 PM  
Hey, I just met you

And this is crazy

But, could you find me a fatty, maybe?
 
2013-08-19 06:36:55 PM  

MorteDiem: Writer sounds fat.


Yup.  He's just a means of her coming to terms with herself, which sounds conceited.  But whatever, she wet his wick because of it so it's a mental dysfunction you can live with.
 
2013-08-19 06:37:05 PM  
I found it funny at the bottom of the page "three steps to make men love you over weight" or some shiat like that. Finish the list fark.

1. Blow jobs
 
2013-08-19 06:38:28 PM  
He manhandled me easily, showing off how he could lift me up ...

Yeah, because only fat guys are strong.
 
2013-08-19 06:40:18 PM  
Dear Penthouse, you'll never guess what happened to me at the McDonald's drive thru...
 
2013-08-19 06:40:34 PM  
pumping enough blood to get an erection (not that I ever saw it amongst the folds of his body).

Holy shiat. How fat *is* that guy?!

/very fat
//erection is clearly visible
///can still see non-erect junk when looking down at it
////do NOT want to know what it's like to not be able to see my own junk, especially when erect
 
2013-08-19 06:42:09 PM  
Love me, love my orange rind behind.
 
2013-08-19 06:47:46 PM  
Chick at top of article: teh hawt.

/love me some big titties
 
2013-08-19 06:56:11 PM  
yeah...how fat was he?  I need to know how much I need to gain before I have a shot.
 
2013-08-19 07:00:02 PM  
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-19 07:02:55 PM  
 So maybe there are women out there willing to give you a shot.

Not really, but I respect your optimism.
 
2013-08-19 07:03:29 PM  

Skeezix: GIS for Molly Ren. NSFW. Scroll down to see a pic of the fat guy.

http://www.google.com/search?q=molly+ren&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&e i= iIwSUo6tO8KCyAHmqIFo&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=888&bih=538


31.media.tumblr.com

/from that GIS and might be the funniest thing I've seen all year
//challenge accepted
 
2013-08-19 07:08:32 PM  
I'm seeing this girl. She's got the best body ever.

Little skinny waist, nice C size boobs, great abs and obliques and an ass they should make into a national treasure.

That is great and all but if she got fat I would still be attracted to her. You want to know why?

She has no gag reflex, she swallows EVERYTHING and she'll lick my butt.

I have no point to make I just wanted all y'all to know that my butt is getting licked on the reg.
 
2013-08-19 07:09:03 PM  
i.imgur.com

This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.
 
2013-08-19 07:11:41 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: There are men who like bigger women...


You rang?

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 400x300]

This woman is relevant to my interests. The worst sex I've had was with all with skinny chicks.


Agreed on both accounts.
 
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