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2013-08-19 05:05:19 PM
Mmmmm, I'll reserve judgment until after personally reviewing these alleged text messages and photos the defendent may have sent to the supposed victim.
 
2013-08-19 05:09:25 PM
Her name is K. Hunt?

I call shenanigans.
 
2013-08-19 05:10:06 PM
I know teenagers can be dumbasses but what a dumbass.  You'd think her parents and lawyers would have stressed the important of not farking up after the criminal charges came down.

Article is a bit biased / badly written.  Implies that there's a 5 year age difference between the two girls.
 
2013-08-19 05:10:07 PM

AirForceVet: Mmmmm, I'll reserve judgment until after personally reviewing these alleged text messages and photos the defendent may have sent to the supposed victim.


TFA:The state also claims it has more than 25 "lewd and lascivious photographs," including some of Hunt nude and engaging in sex acts. The papers also said it has multiple videos of Hunt, including one of her pleasuring herself. 

I trust you'll be in your bunk?
 
2013-08-19 05:10:27 PM
Dumbass hall of fame.
20k tweets after conditional release, including "shut the fark up about the tweets".
Mom advised destroying evidence, too.
 
2013-08-19 05:10:51 PM

i.imgur.com
and
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-19 05:11:28 PM

Wangiss


Her name is K. Hunt?

I call shenanigans.


Dear sir/madam,

There are no shenanigans here.

Sincerely,

Peter Ian Staker
 
2013-08-19 05:12:05 PM
2 things:

1:  Eyes of teh crazy

assets.nydailynews.com

2:  Did the Florida tag get arrested too?
 
2013-08-19 05:14:24 PM

Wangiss: Her name is K. Hunt?

I call shenanigans.


Her dad's name must be Michael.  Mike for short.

thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2013-08-19 05:15:07 PM
Something smells fishy about this whole thing
 
2013-08-19 05:15:22 PM
FTFA: "The state also claims Hunt and the girl met discretely for sex on multiple occasions..."

Ok, "journalist," let's go over homophones one more time. They're spelled differently, they have different meanings, but they sound the same.

Discreet: careful and circumspect in one's speech or actions, esp. to avoid causing offense or to gain an advantage.
Discrete: something that is separate; distinct; individual.
 
2013-08-19 05:15:58 PM
Hmmm, a skank whore who craves attention.

Whats her Fark handle?
 
2013-08-19 05:16:19 PM
Is her defense basically "Yeah, I did it, so what?"

I don't really get it. Sex with some one under the age of consent is against the law, and no one seems to be disputing that that's what happened... this whole story is just weird.
 
2013-08-19 05:16:23 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.

/window seat please.
 
2013-08-19 05:16:55 PM

error 303: Is her defense basically "Yeah, I did it, so what?"

I don't really get it. Sex with some one under the age of consent is against the law, and no one seems to be disputing that that's what happened... this whole story is just weird and extreme clickbait.

 
2013-08-19 05:18:54 PM
Mountains out of mole hills. They're both teenagers who went to the same school, they're both old enough to know what they're doing. The average age of losing ones virginity is something like 16-17. If these kids were straight we probably wouldn't have heard about it. Stupid, yes, but not worth all the hoopla. Don't they have violent crimes and burglaries, maybe some forced rapes to investigate instead?
 
2013-08-19 05:20:04 PM
I never had sympathy for her in the first place.

The mom tried to play this as "Florida hates lesbians", and some people bought it -- when in reality this case was all about age of consent laws, since the other girl was 14 when their relationship started.
 
2013-08-19 05:20:05 PM
Only a K Hunt would violate her pre-trial agreement in this manner.
 
2013-08-19 05:20:48 PM
Man, I'm glad law enforcement is there for us to prevent 18-year-olds from having sex with willing and interested 14-year-olds, and making sure they don't do it at 19 and 15, either. I mean, they might enjoy themselves.

/Scandinavia gets it.
 
2013-08-19 05:21:18 PM

Wangiss: Her name is K. Hunt?

I call shenanigans.


Parents never think of corporate email address standards when naming kids.
 
2013-08-19 05:21:20 PM
As a resident of Texas, a patriot and community leader, and as someone who is honest and forthright, who believes in our civic responsibility and  that of the right to fair trial and that we are all innocent until proven guilty, I will gladly sit on this jury and face the hard facts of this case. I will handle myself with an urgent and lawful determination, with pleasure, to thouroughly sort the in's and out's of this situation.
 
2013-08-19 05:22:06 PM
14 y/o, dudette.
 
2013-08-19 05:22:08 PM

FrancoFile: Dumbass hall of fame.
20k tweets after conditional release, including "shut the fark up about the tweets".
Mom advised destroying evidence, too.


Ah, love dumbasses like this.  Never occurs to them that their emails/tweets/messageboard postings/texts/ANYTHING electronic is also stored on servers not controlled by them.
 
2013-08-19 05:23:02 PM
Of course, liberals all over have been full of "support" for this child molester. Typical liberal hypocrisy.
 
2013-08-19 05:23:37 PM
The state also claims it has more than 25 "lewd and lascivious photographs," including some of Hunt nude and engaging in sex acts. The papers also said it has multiple videos of Hunt, including one of her pleasuring herself.

i162.photobucket.com

Well put them here on my desk!
 
2013-08-19 05:24:21 PM

error 303: Is her defense basically "Yeah, I did it, so what?"

I don't really get it. Sex with some one under the age of consent is against the law, and no one seems to be disputing that that's what happened... this whole story is just weird.


iirc from past articles, they're like 2-3 years apart in age.  Junior and freshmen in high school dating then younger ones parents when all conservative Christian on their asses.
 
2013-08-19 05:25:49 PM
What man would not like to see a nude Hunt?
 
2013-08-19 05:26:06 PM

mbillips: Man, I'm glad law enforcement is there for us to prevent 18-year-olds from having sex with willing and interested 14-year-olds, and making sure they don't do it at 19 and 15, either. I mean, they might enjoy themselves.

/Scandinavia gets it.


You've got to draw a line, somewhere.
 
2013-08-19 05:26:20 PM

error 303: Is her defense basically "Yeah, I did it, so what?"

I don't really get it. Sex with some one under the age of consent is against the law, and no one seems to be disputing that that's what happened... this whole story is just weird.


I'll explain:

1. The child molester happens to be a hot, young blond woman.
2. The victim of molestation is a girl.

So, we have the whole "Hot women must never be punished." trope uniting with the "Hawt Lezbeenz iz hawt!" trope, uniting with the "OMFG WE HAZ 2 SAVE TEH GAYZ FRUM SOUTHERN NEOCONFEDERATE BIGOTZ!" trope. This triple-trope convergence guarantees that morons galore will throw whatever influence they can muster into the mix.

It is a trifecta of stupid that is rarely seen.
 
2013-08-19 05:28:48 PM
I don't know why the gay activists aren't all over this story and denouncing what this young woman did. They already have an image problem regarding gay people and pedophilia and their noticeable absence isn't doing them any favors in this case.
 
2013-08-19 05:28:52 PM

Silly_Sot: Of course, liberals all over have been full of "support" for this child molester. Typical liberal hypocrisy.


Shut up.
 
2013-08-19 05:28:52 PM

Wangiss: Her name is K. Hunt?

I call shenanigans.


That's what I came here to say. I had not heard of this story before. I assume this is just an entertaining coincidence.
 
2013-08-19 05:29:02 PM

Silly_Sot: error 303: Is her defense basically "Yeah, I did it, so what?"

I don't really get it. Sex with some one under the age of consent is against the law, and no one seems to be disputing that that's what happened... this whole story is just weird.

I'll explain:

1. The child molester happens to be a hot, young blond woman.
2. The victim of molestation is a girl.

So, we have the whole "Hot women must never be punished." trope uniting with the "Hawt Lezbeenz iz hawt!" trope, uniting with the "OMFG WE HAZ 2 SAVE TEH GAYZ FRUM SOUTHERN NEOCONFEDERATE BIGOTZ!" trope. This triple-trope convergence guarantees that morons galore will throw whatever influence they can muster into the mix.

It is a trifecta of stupid that is rarely seen.


Or they're two HS kids in the same school who happened to be dating, and one kid's parents had a real problem with it because of teh gayz.

But don't mind me, or reality apparently...
 
2013-08-19 05:32:04 PM

arrested for having sex with your underage girlfriend


Having sex with what now?

Is this the same schlubmitter who gave us the "Woman wants to regain custody of your kids" headline earlier today?
 
2013-08-19 05:32:35 PM

Satanic_Hamster: I know teenagers can be dumbasses but what a dumbass.  You'd think her parents and lawyers would have stressed the important of not farking up after the criminal charges came down.

Article is a bit biased / badly written.  Implies that there's a 5 year age difference between the two girls.


Some people are just complete dumbasses. I'm also sure that all of the support she has gotten and the media attention helped to embolden her and made her think she was above the law.

And also
The state also claims it has more than 25 "lewd and lascivious photographs," including some of Hunt nude and engaging in sex acts. The papers also said it has multiple videos of Hunt, including one of her pleasuring herself.

That is jury duty that I would gladly serve.
 
2013-08-19 05:32:39 PM

Radioactive Ass: I don't know why the gay activists aren't all over this story and denouncing what this young woman did. They already have an image problem regarding gay people and pedophilia and their noticeable absence isn't doing them any favors in this case.


Says who exactly besides you and your ilk?

/crickets
 
2013-08-19 05:32:55 PM

420Gabriel: Silly_Sot: Of course, liberals all over have been full of "support" for this child molester. Typical liberal hypocrisy.

Shut up.


What? There HASN'T been outcry denouncing "homophobia" in this case? Silly me, I must be thinking of ANOTHER same-sex child molestation case in Florida that features a hot blonde female accused party.
 
2013-08-19 05:34:22 PM
Lesbian =/= smart
 
2013-08-19 05:34:36 PM

mbillips: Man, I'm glad law enforcement is there for us to prevent 18-year-olds from having sex with willing and interested 14-year-olds, and making sure they don't do it at 19 and 15, either. I mean, they might enjoy themselves.

/Scandinavia gets it.


This. The whole thing is ridiculous. My husband and I met in school when I was 15 and he had just turned 17. When he was 18 and I was 16, and when he was 19 and I was 17, we were still having sex. However, no one made any issue out of it during the three years I was technically underage. I can guarantee you that if someone had made an issue out of it and brought him up on charges for it at any point while I was still underage, we would ALSO have continued on with whatever contact we could manage, because we were IN LOVE!

Leave these girls alone! Odds are they would have broken up anyway at some point, like most young lovers do.

Not hubby and I, though. We are still going strong 37 years later.
 
2013-08-19 05:38:06 PM

Silly_Sot: 420Gabriel: Silly_Sot: Of course, liberals all over have been full of "support" for this child molester. Typical liberal hypocrisy.

Shut up.

What? There HASN'T been outcry denouncing "homophobia" in this case? Silly me, I must be thinking of ANOTHER same-sex child molestation case in Florida that features a hot blonde female accused party.


To be honest there was an outcry denouncing homophobia and one denouncing the age of consent law in this case. However once people figured out that she wasn't being charged just because she was gay, and there was a law that she clearly violated, the outcry about homophobia quickly went away And that was basically in the first week.
 
2013-08-19 05:38:35 PM

dpaul007: FTFA: "The state also claims Hunt and the girl met discretely for sex on multiple occasions..."

Ok, "journalist," let's go over homophones one more time. They're spelled differently, they have different meanings, but they sound the same.

Discreet: careful and circumspect in one's speech or actions, esp. to avoid causing offense or to gain an advantage.
Discrete: something that is separate; distinct; individual.


THAT is what you got from TFA?  You know how I know you are gay?
 
2013-08-19 05:38:43 PM

Lady Indica: Or they're two HS kids in the same school who happened to be dating, and one kid's parents had a real problem with it because of teh gayz.

But don't mind me, or reality apparently...


No. One was 18 and the other was 14. The 14 year olds mother told the 18 year old to stop and she didn't. That's when the police got involved. Normally that would be the end of it outside of a small blurb in the local police blotter. Instead the 18 year olds mother lied about the situation (made the 14 year old into a 16 year old, lied about her daughters age being 17 when the whole thing started and so on). Then the 18 year old turned down a very good plea deal that an 18 year old boy would probably never get.

Now while out on bail awaiting trial she violated the judges orders about contacting the 14 year old, first by slipping an ipod (ipad?) to her that nobody knew about and has sent over 10,000 texts and such to her including some video of her masturbating using facetime. She's now well and truly screwed and anyone who thinks otherwise is delusional. On top of that her mother knew about it and tried to help her cover up the contacts. She is now also on the hook for obstruction at a minimum.
 
2013-08-19 05:38:54 PM

Wangiss: Her name is K. Hunt?

I call shenanigans.


Edith Koontz
 
2013-08-19 05:40:10 PM

Lady Indica: Silly_Sot: error 303: Is her defense basically "Yeah, I did it, so what?"

I don't really get it. Sex with some one under the age of consent is against the law, and no one seems to be disputing that that's what happened... this whole story is just weird.

I'll explain:

1. The child molester happens to be a hot, young blond woman.
2. The victim of molestation is a girl.

So, we have the whole "Hot women must never be punished." trope uniting with the "Hawt Lezbeenz iz hawt!" trope, uniting with the "OMFG WE HAZ 2 SAVE TEH GAYZ FRUM SOUTHERN NEOCONFEDERATE BIGOTZ!" trope. This triple-trope convergence guarantees that morons galore will throw whatever influence they can muster into the mix.

It is a trifecta of stupid that is rarely seen.

Or they're two HS kids in the same school who happened to be dating, and one kid's parents had a real problem with it because of teh gayz.

But don't mind me, or reality apparently...


Maybe that is the motivation, but gay or not If I find out an 18 year old is banging my 14 year old daughter cops will be called. There is too much difference in emotional maturity, generally, for that to be happening.
 
2013-08-19 05:41:01 PM
just sayin', if her love interest was a 14 year old boy, nobody would be giving a shiat, as an underage guy is seen less as a "victim" and more a "lucky farking bastard"
 
2013-08-19 05:41:13 PM

Silly_Sot: Of course, liberals all over have been full of "support" for this child molester. Typical liberal hypocrisy.


Well, except for liberals HERE, who've basically been united in pointing out she's an idiot.

Now back to your regularly-scheduled deluded rambling...then Chuck, with the weather!
 
2013-08-19 05:41:52 PM

davidphogan: Wangiss: Her name is K. Hunt?

I call shenanigans.

Parents never think of corporate email address standards when naming kids.


Little Billy Tables unavailable for comment :)
 
2013-08-19 05:42:01 PM
I sentence her to sex with me.

/cruel and unusual? You bet!
 
2013-08-19 05:42:30 PM
fc06.deviantart.net
 
2013-08-19 05:43:04 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: mbillips: Man, I'm glad law enforcement is there for us to prevent 18-year-olds from having sex with willing and interested 14-year-olds, and making sure they don't do it at 19 and 15, either. I mean, they might enjoy themselves.

/Scandinavia gets it.

You've got to draw a line, somewhere.


Sure, but we've gone nuts in the U.S. because of puritanical anti-sex attitudes. Two of my great grandmothers were married before they were 14, and one of my grandmothers married when she was 14, and none of them were arranged or otherwise non-consensual. And that was in the U.S. Teenagers start wanting to have sex right after puberty, and we've decided that they have to wait 5-7 years for completely arbitrary reasons.

/Didn't have sex until I was 20, but not because I didn't want to.
//If you're going to the same school, you should be able to date, assuming it's not a K-12 one-room schoolhouse.
///Lesbian sex in particular won't hurt them, because no risk of pregnancy, and FAR less risk of disease.
 
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