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(Country California)   NFL on new MNF song: "It starts out as a straight country song, reminiscent of something (Hank) Williams' legendary grandfather might have done, before plowing headlong into a rambling punk/thrash metal amalgam complete with Cookie Monster vocals"   (countrycalifornia.com) divider line 189
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2013-08-19 05:20:07 PM  
Anything is an improvement over the caterwauling redneck they used to have on.
 
2013-08-19 05:21:46 PM  
Now that I CTFL, it appears that Hank Williams has not been fired yet.  How disappointing.
 
2013-08-19 05:23:00 PM  
Might as well have the up in the air chick sing it at this point.
 
2013-08-19 05:52:27 PM  
It's both 3 1/2 years old, and [Satire]!
 
2013-08-19 05:53:42 PM  
fearandarrogance.com
 
2013-08-19 05:55:27 PM  
Why don't we just retire the "satire" tag, since nobody seems to use it, even when it's appropriate? Like here.

/to be fair, I did get a bit of a chuckle after realizing in the third paragraph that I had been had
 
2013-08-19 05:59:27 PM  
Please go with plan B. That way we can make even more fun of what a horrible song they chose.
 
2013-08-19 06:00:46 PM  
www.owned.lv
 
2013-08-19 06:00:47 PM  
Very disappointed this song doesn't actually exist.
 
2013-08-19 06:11:01 PM  
 
2013-08-19 06:13:12 PM  
Did they seriously ask Hank III to do the song?  This is like Dominoes asking Ween to do a jingle, what do you expect?

I DONT KNOW!
 
2013-08-19 06:19:02 PM  
t.qkme.me
 
2013-08-19 06:25:18 PM  

Uzzah: Why don't we just retire the "satire" tag, since nobody seems to use it, even when it's appropriate? Like here.

/to be fair, I did get a bit of a chuckle after realizing in the third paragraph that I had been had


Reminds me of one of my favorite Fark quotes:

capnmonkey: "Should this have a Satyr tag instead of Satire tag? I feel like I've been tortured for several hours by a flute playing, riddle singing bi-polar goatman after reading that link, which is why I ask."
 
2013-08-19 06:27:04 PM  

logggur: Very disappointed this song doesn't actually exist.


me too.
 
2013-08-19 06:28:10 PM  
Is this gonna be our MNF thread?
 
2013-08-19 06:33:17 PM  
MNF THREAD?

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS
 
2013-08-19 06:36:38 PM  
Are you ready for some bad commentary.
 
2013-08-19 06:36:41 PM  
Personally, nothing will ever beat "Friday Night's A Great Night For Football."

/Ain't life a biatch?
 
2013-08-19 06:41:19 PM  
If I had a time machine and I could use it only once, I would travel back and kill the person who first decided that watching football is in some way improved by preceding the game with a theme song.

And I would do it very, very slowly as a warning to those who came after.
 
2013-08-19 06:46:42 PM  

LucklessWonder: MNF THREAD?

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS


Lets make a drinking game.

If Shannahanigans looks like a swarmy weasel Drink 1

www.biography.com

ANGRY O FACE!  Drink 3

binaryapi.ap.org

Incredulous dick Drink 2

broncotalk.net
 
2013-08-19 06:49:02 PM  
If you see a Sadahan Drink 5

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-08-19 06:50:56 PM  
Shanny pointing is 1 drink.  Angry pointing is 2 drinks

www.washingtonpost.com
 
2013-08-19 06:59:33 PM  

elguerodiablo: LucklessWonder: MNF THREAD?

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS

Lets make a drinking game.

If Shannahanigans looks like a swarmy weasel Drink 1

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

ANGRY O FACE!  Drink 3

[binaryapi.ap.org image 396x512]

Incredulous dick Drink 2

[broncotalk.net image 250x288]


Oh, thanks. I'm shiatfaced and it's not even seven o'clock.
 
2013-08-19 07:02:19 PM  

elguerodiablo: LucklessWonder: MNF THREAD?

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS

Lets make a drinking game.

If Shannahanigans looks like a swarmy weasel Drink 1

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

ANGRY O FACE!  Drink 3

[binaryapi.ap.org image 396x512]

Incredulous dick Drink 2

[broncotalk.net image 250x288]


He looks like the skinny guy from American Pickers in your last pic.
 
2013-08-19 07:15:29 PM  

Pfighting Polish: Personally, nothing will ever beat "Friday Night's A Great Night For Football."

/Ain't life a biatch?


Jimmy Dix was the best quarter back in the national league!

/Nobody likes you, everybody hates you, you're gonna lose, smile you fark.
 
2013-08-19 07:18:04 PM  

uncleacid: Are you ready for some bad commentary.


I think Johnson, Carter, and Jackson are making a point by not saying the word "Redskin" but Keyshawn did say that Von Miller is a repeated offender, whatever that means.
 
2013-08-19 07:21:05 PM  

elguerodiablo: swarmy weasel



at first i was going to ask what the hell 'swarmy' was, but urban dictionary calls it a cross between 'swarthy' and 'smarmy'. hmm, learn something new erryday.

/thanks fark
 
2013-08-19 07:21:32 PM  
So will Bobby three sticks play a snap or is still Alabma style and only cousins?
 
2013-08-19 07:23:38 PM  
Isn't this guy related to the guy who said Obama is a Nazi?
 
2013-08-19 07:28:02 PM  

SenorBenedict: So will Bobby three sticks play a snap or is still Alabma style and only cousins?


Hahaha. Beautiful. Sadly no tres palos.
 
2013-08-19 07:30:51 PM  
This Von Miller thing pisses me off. All 20 somethings should have some sort of recreational drug in their system.
 
2013-08-19 07:33:24 PM  
At the very least the game tonight can not be as awful as the giants colts yesterday.
 
2013-08-19 07:35:25 PM  
Sweet. I needed to see the Keller knee blowout from 4 angles and in super slo mo.
 
2013-08-19 07:42:14 PM  
Amendola is already hurt. TO in New England? More likely than you think.
 
2013-08-19 07:57:28 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Now that I CTFL, it appears that Hank Williams has not been fired yet.  How disappointing.


It's Hank Williams III,not Hank Williams II.  And Hank Williams I is dead.  HWIII is also known as "The Hellbilly," and he used to drum for Pantera.  He's the real deal.
 
2013-08-19 08:02:28 PM  

elguerodiablo: This Von Miller thing pisses me off. All 20 somethings should have some sort of recreational drug in their system.


I don't think the league should penalize anyone for recreational drug use. You're a pro athlete. Using drugs is only going to make you play worse anyway, and there are already legal penalties for it if you get caught committing a crime (whether or not there should be). It makes some sense to punish performance-enhancers (though I think that if the league gets truly serious about HGH there will only be enough players left to field six teams or so), but not guys smoking a doobie before the season even starts.
 
2013-08-19 08:03:15 PM  
Not that it matters, it's preseason, but...

www.hdwallpapersinn.com
 
2013-08-19 08:04:49 PM  
Here's my idea: just skip the stupid Broadway production number and get to the damn football.

I'm already "ready for some football."  A shiatty song isn't going change that.
 
2013-08-19 08:05:39 PM  

Robert1966: elguerodiablo: This Von Miller thing pisses me off. All 20 somethings should have some sort of recreational drug in their system.

I don't think the league should penalize anyone for recreational drug use. You're a pro athlete. Using drugs is only going to make you play worse anyway, and there are already legal penalties for it if you get caught committing a crime (whether or not there should be). It makes some sense to punish performance-enhancers (though I think that if the league gets truly serious about HGH there will only be enough players left to field six teams or so), but not guys smoking a doobie before the season even starts.


You can thank Len Bias and Don Rogers for that.
 
2013-08-19 08:05:45 PM  
FooBa!
 
2013-08-19 08:05:56 PM  

elguerodiablo: LucklessWonder: MNF THREAD?

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS

Lets make a drinking game.

If Shannahanigans looks like a swarmy weasel Drink 1



ANGRY O FACE!  Drink 3



Incredulous dick Drink 2


What about a Grudenface? Can we drink for that at least in preseason?
 
2013-08-19 08:06:45 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Marcus Aurelius: Now that I CTFL, it appears that Hank Williams has not been fired yet.  How disappointing.

It's Hank Williams III,not Hank Williams II.  And Hank Williams I is dead.  HWIII is also known as "The Hellbilly," and he used to drum for Pantera proof that talent can skip generations.  He's the real deal.


FTFY

/well, not so much "fixed" as amplified the point
 
2013-08-19 08:10:22 PM  
Is it part of the new NFL policy to have really quick whistles?
 
2013-08-19 08:10:27 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Robert1966: elguerodiablo: This Von Miller thing pisses me off. All 20 somethings should have some sort of recreational drug in their system.

I don't think the league should penalize anyone for recreational drug use. You're a pro athlete. Using drugs is only going to make you play worse anyway, and there are already legal penalties for it if you get caught committing a crime (whether or not there should be). It makes some sense to punish performance-enhancers (though I think that if the league gets truly serious about HGH there will only be enough players left to field six teams or so), but not guys smoking a doobie before the season even starts.

You can thank Len Bias and Don Rogers for that.


I think it's actually kind of odd that the only two people I've ever heard of having a heart attack from cocaine use were pro athletes. Then again, they may have had a hell of a lot more cocaine at one time than anyone I've met.
 
2013-08-19 08:14:44 PM  

LucklessWonder: MNF THREAD?

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS


It's pronounced HTTR.  And yes indeed.
 
2013-08-19 08:20:17 PM  
There's a lot invested in this offensive line. They need to get the job done.
 
2013-08-19 08:21:20 PM  
Oh, for fark's sake.

Ben Roethlisberger - Delhomme Rating 16.6%
 
2013-08-19 08:22:29 PM  
Gruden: "Not a good start for the Steelers."

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why he makes the big bucks.
 
2013-08-19 08:23:42 PM  
Has Ben forgotten what a pump fake is?
 
2013-08-19 08:24:33 PM  

Agent Nick Fury: Gruden: "Not a good start for the Steelers."

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why he makes the big bucks.


Drink
 
2013-08-19 08:25:46 PM  

2wolves: Has Ben forgotten what a pump fake is?


I think they might have forgotten how to play offense.
 
2013-08-19 08:27:51 PM  
Dumb ass.
 
2013-08-19 08:28:50 PM  
Well, the offense still hasn't bought into Haley's offense, so this year is going to be a very long one. Haley could be the greatest offensive mind ever for all I know, but whatever he's doing it's not working in Pittsburgh.
 
2013-08-19 08:30:15 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Well, the offense still hasn't bought into Haley's offense, so this year is going to be a very long one. Haley could be the greatest offensive mind ever for all I know, but whatever he's doing it's not working in Pittsburgh.


Trying to do it with a crap offensive line, really.
 
2013-08-19 08:32:40 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Trying to do it with a crap offensive line, really.


I don't know about that. DeCastro is still more or less a rookie but has huge upside, Adams was more than adequate last year, Pouncey is a Pro Bowl player... Ramon Foster is the weak link, and even he's not terrible. It's a young line. Unproven or untested might be a better assessment than crap.
 
2013-08-19 08:34:29 PM  
Pirates on at 10.

Just hope the crappy offense doesn't continue on into tomorrow morning.
 
2013-08-19 08:35:11 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: cameroncrazy1984: Trying to do it with a crap offensive line, really.

I don't know about that. DeCastro is still more or less a rookie but has huge upside, Adams was more than adequate last year, Pouncey is a Pro Bowl player... Ramon Foster is the weak link, and even he's not terrible. It's a young line. Unproven or untested might be a better assessment than crap.


And a brand new scheme
 
2013-08-19 08:36:13 PM  
The Steelers are in for a long year...aren't we?

That being said:

i987.photobucket.com

i987.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-19 08:36:55 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Not that it matters, it's preseason, but...

[www.hdwallpapersinn.com image 850x637]


Wanna do another wager?
 
2013-08-19 08:38:33 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Not that it matters, it's preseason, but...

[www.hdwallpapersinn.com image 850x637]

Wanna do another wager?


Oh HELL yes. Set the terms.
 
2013-08-19 08:38:36 PM  
Add 15
 
2013-08-19 08:38:40 PM  
One more for the lulz:

i987.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-19 08:41:48 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Not that it matters, it's preseason, but...

[www.hdwallpapersinn.com image 850x637]

Wanna do another wager?

Oh HELL yes. Set the terms.


Ok, this time, I'll be a bit more fair, MY team vs yours.  SuperBowl or Bust.  Dallas/Pittsburgh. Winner get authentic Jersey of choice from NFL.com/shop.  Fair enough?
 
2013-08-19 08:44:24 PM  
Le'Veon Bell out with a foot injury.

This...this is going to be a long season.
 
2013-08-19 08:45:04 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Not that it matters, it's preseason, but...

[www.hdwallpapersinn.com image 850x637]

Wanna do another wager?

Oh HELL yes. Set the terms.

Ok, this time, I'll be a bit more fair, MY team vs yours.  SuperBowl or Bust.  Dallas/Pittsburgh. Winner get authentic Jersey of choice from NFL.com/shop.  Fair enough?


That'll work. Why don't we just make this the standing bet until you get to pay it off one of these years?
 
2013-08-19 08:46:22 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Not that it matters, it's preseason, but...

[www.hdwallpapersinn.com image 850x637]

Wanna do another wager?

Oh HELL yes. Set the terms.

Ok, this time, I'll be a bit more fair, MY team vs yours.  SuperBowl or Bust.  Dallas/Pittsburgh. Winner get authentic Jersey of choice from NFL.com/shop.  Fair enough?

That'll work. Why don't we just make this the standing bet until you get to pay it off one of these years?


You just think you're funny.  But your Dallas Cowboys Loving Wife knows better.  lol
 
2013-08-19 08:47:49 PM  
If Williams is unable to rewrite the song to the producers' satisfaction, the backup plan is to move forward with a Timbaland remix of Hank II's well-known theme, featuring T-Pain.

Groan........
 
2013-08-19 08:48:17 PM  
I'm surprised Peyton isn't on that list of regular season percentage winners
That SOB always seems to be a double digit guy
 
2013-08-19 08:48:24 PM  
Fire tomlin.
 
2013-08-19 08:49:06 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Not that it matters, it's preseason, but...

[www.hdwallpapersinn.com image 850x637]

Wanna do another wager?

Oh HELL yes. Set the terms.

Ok, this time, I'll be a bit more fair, MY team vs yours.  SuperBowl or Bust.  Dallas/Pittsburgh. Winner get authentic Jersey of choice from NFL.com/shop.  Fair enough?

That'll work. Why don't we just make this the standing bet until you get to pay it off one of these years?

You just think you're funny.  But your Dallas Cowboys Loving Wife knows better.  lol


But I agree, a standing bet.  Dallas gets the 6th one before Steelers get 7.
 
2013-08-19 08:50:44 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Fire tomlin.


static3.businessinsider.com

Come Back....we miss you!!!
 
2013-08-19 08:51:04 PM  
What the hell - are these guys made of glass?
 
2013-08-19 08:52:13 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Not that it matters, it's preseason, but...

[www.hdwallpapersinn.com image 850x637]

Wanna do another wager?

Oh HELL yes. Set the terms.

Ok, this time, I'll be a bit more fair, MY team vs yours.  SuperBowl or Bust.  Dallas/Pittsburgh. Winner get authentic Jersey of choice from NFL.com/shop.  Fair enough?

That'll work. Why don't we just make this the standing bet until you get to pay it off one of these years?

You just think you're funny.  But your Dallas Cowboys Loving Wife knows better.  lol

But I agree, a standing bet.  Dallas gets the 6th one before Steelers get 7.


images.usatoday.com

por-img.cimcontent.net

Deal.
 
2013-08-19 08:52:20 PM  
Did Kirk Cousins just did Bradying?
 
2013-08-19 08:52:56 PM  

geom_00: Leader O'Cola: Fire tomlin.



Come Back....we miss you!!!


Sriously coach deer in the headlights has lost enough of his inherited roster. The emperor is naked.
 
2013-08-19 08:53:19 PM  
Wait... can it be? Is it time to UNLEASH THE DAGRON?
 
2013-08-19 08:53:27 PM  
SEXY REXY IS IN!!

aravan.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-19 08:53:35 PM  
Unleash the DRAGON!
 
2013-08-19 08:55:02 PM  
Clark could have picked that if he wasnt lining up a 50k fine
 
2013-08-19 08:55:43 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Not that it matters, it's preseason, but...

[www.hdwallpapersinn.com image 850x637]

Wanna do another wager?

Oh HELL yes. Set the terms.

Ok, this time, I'll be a bit more fair, MY team vs yours.  SuperBowl or Bust.  Dallas/Pittsburgh. Winner get authentic Jersey of choice from NFL.com/shop.  Fair enough?

That'll work. Why don't we just make this the standing bet until you get to pay it off one of these years?

You just think you're funny.  But your Dallas Cowboys Loving Wife knows better.  lol

But I agree, a standing bet.  Dallas gets the 6th one before Steelers get 7.

[images.usatoday.com image 472x245]

[por-img.cimcontent.net image 510x400]

Deal.

i.cdn.turner.com

Done
 
2013-08-19 08:55:45 PM  
Sexy Rexy in for the 'Skins
 
2013-08-19 08:55:47 PM  

Leader O'Cola: The emperor is naked.


Leader...This is for you.

http://www.dve.com/media/podcast-morning-show-bits-MorningShowBits/m ik e-tomlin-training-camp-press-conference-23531976/

This is a "Mike Tomlin" press conference (parody) of Marcus Gilbert being carted off the practice field.
 
2013-08-19 08:56:23 PM  
If your behind Rex Grossman on the depth chart just save everybody sosome time and trouble and just kill rex grossman.
 
2013-08-19 08:57:08 PM  

andhravodu: Did Kirk Cousins just did Bradying?


"Bradying: the act of achieving the most postseason wins ever combined with having the highest regular season winning percentage ever"

No, Cousins didn't do that.
 
2013-08-19 08:57:09 PM  

geom_00: Leader O'Cola: The emperor is naked.

Leader...This is for you.

http://www.dve.com/media/podcast-morning-show-bits-MorningShowBits/m ik e-tomlin-training-camp-press-conference-23531976/

This is a "Mike Tomlin" press conference (parody) of Marcus Gilbert being carted off the practice field.


Will habe to check later. In a loud and angry bar right now lol.
 
2013-08-19 08:58:31 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Not that it matters, it's preseason, but...

[www.hdwallpapersinn.com image 850x637]

Wanna do another wager?

Oh HELL yes. Set the terms.

Ok, this time, I'll be a bit more fair, MY team vs yours.  SuperBowl or Bust.  Dallas/Pittsburgh. Winner get authentic Jersey of choice from NFL.com/shop.  Fair enough?

That'll work. Why don't we just make this the standing bet until you get to pay it off one of these years?

You just think you're funny.  But your Dallas Cowboys Loving Wife knows better.  lol

But I agree, a standing bet.  Dallas gets the 6th one before Steelers get 7.

[images.usatoday.com image 472x245]

[por-img.cimcontent.net image 510x400]

Deal.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 666x449]

Done


static.tvguide.com

Done indeed. When you send me that jersey he won't be the sickest man in America anymore.
 
2013-08-19 08:58:51 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: andhravodu: Did Kirk Cousins just did Bradying?

"Bradying: the act of achieving the most postseason wins ever combined with having the highest regular season winning percentage ever"

No, Cousins didn't do that.


Who was the Washington QB that ended his career by headbutting an endzone wall during a game?
 
2013-08-19 08:59:06 PM  
Lazy ass pouncey
 
2013-08-19 08:59:39 PM  
Kerrigan Zerg rush kikiki!1
 
2013-08-19 08:59:41 PM  
Gilbert ruined as usual
 
2013-08-19 08:59:54 PM  
What in the twisted purple fark is going on?

I hope they get this shiat worked out before it starts to count.
 
2013-08-19 09:00:07 PM  
Cousins has a playoff beard?
 
2013-08-19 09:01:00 PM  
Jones returns favor
 
2013-08-19 09:01:26 PM  
Wow. Thanks for reminding me its preseason with back to back turnovers
 
2013-08-19 09:01:51 PM  

2wolves: CodeMonkey4Life: andhravodu: Did Kirk Cousins just did Bradying?

"Bradying: the act of achieving the most postseason wins ever combined with having the highest regular season winning percentage ever"

No, Cousins didn't do that.

Who was the Washington QB that ended his career by headbutting an endzone wall during a game?


That was Gus Frerote and he lived to suck for a couple more years. He was one of the QBs that tried to follow Elway in Denver.
 
2013-08-19 09:02:00 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Done indeed. When you send me that jersey he won't be the sickest man in America anymore.


Poor Jackie, one miss defined his whole career.  This game isn't fair. But, faint heart never won the jersey.  I am very much needing a new Staubach.....old one don't fit no more. It will be a pleasure to see that package in the mail.
 
2013-08-19 09:02:14 PM  

2wolves: CodeMonkey4Life: andhravodu: Did Kirk Cousins just did Bradying?

"Bradying: the act of achieving the most postseason wins ever combined with having the highest regular season winning percentage ever"

No, Cousins didn't do that.

Who was the Washington QB that ended his career by headbutting an endzone wall during a game?


Gus "gone but not " Frerrotte
 
2013-08-19 09:02:24 PM  
And F you right back.
 
2013-08-19 09:03:05 PM  
Jones looks a lot like Kendrell Bell did his rookie year.

Let's hope the comparison ends there.
 
2013-08-19 09:03:13 PM  

2wolves: Cousins has a playoff beard?


I think his teammates just Gorilla masked him.
 
2013-08-19 09:03:24 PM  

2wolves: Who was the Washington QB that ended his career by headbutting an endzone wall during a game?


Gus Ferrote <sp>  He was from Ford City, Pa
 
2013-08-19 09:04:07 PM  

elguerodiablo: Gus Frerote


I thought it was one of those southern boys that tried to run for office after a short and ugly NFL career.
 
2013-08-19 09:04:42 PM  
Ah, this is when it starts to get silly.
 
2013-08-19 09:04:59 PM  
Do these guys get a nickle a fumble?
 
2013-08-19 09:04:59 PM  
Jfc
 
2013-08-19 09:05:03 PM  
Semi butt fumble
 
2013-08-19 09:05:08 PM  
Oh, for fark's sake.
 
2013-08-19 09:05:12 PM  
The refs have secretly replaced the ball with a greased pig.  Let's see if anyone notices!
 
2013-08-19 09:05:29 PM  
Last years Cleveland game all over again
 
2013-08-19 09:05:37 PM  
That's a 3rd turnover! The Team Jake is looking good.
 
2013-08-19 09:06:30 PM  
This is wat a well coached team looks like, right?

FIRE shiatBAGS TOMLIN.
 
2013-08-19 09:06:45 PM  
DAGRON!
 
2013-08-19 09:06:57 PM  
2Wolves:  From Wikipedia:

Frerotte was selected to the 1997 Pro Bowl, but may be better remembered for spraining his neck by ramming his head into a padded cement wall during a touchdown celebration in a 7-7 tie against the New York Giants on ESPN Sunday Night Football.
 
2013-08-19 09:07:55 PM  
Is pass interference waved off on Dagrons kind of like a tipped ball?
 
2013-08-19 09:08:44 PM  
Gruden do you like this receiving corps?

I like lamp
 
2013-08-19 09:08:49 PM  

2wolves: elguerodiablo: Gus Frerote

I thought it was one of those southern boys that tried to run for office after a short and ugly NFL career.


that was Heath Shuler

Frerrote would have needed the tea party to exist back then
 
2013-08-19 09:09:08 PM  

2wolves: CodeMonkey4Life: andhravodu: Did Kirk Cousins just did Bradying?

"Bradying: the act of achieving the most postseason wins ever combined with having the highest regular season winning percentage ever"

No, Cousins didn't do that.

Who was the Washington QB that ended his career by headbutting an endzone wall during a game?


http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/bradying.jpg?w=480&h =3 20&crop=1
 
2013-08-19 09:09:25 PM  
Hell of a catch by whoever that guy was.
 
2013-08-19 09:09:29 PM  
Willie gay smoked.
 
2013-08-19 09:09:36 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Done indeed. When you send me that jersey he won't be the sickest man in America anymore.

Poor Jackie, one miss defined his whole career.  This game isn't fair. But, faint heart never won the jersey.  I am very much needing a new Staubach.....old one don't fit no more. It will be a pleasure to see that package in the mail.


I did want to make sure of the rules.  You have to win the SB, not just get there.  Anyway, thank god football is almost here again.
 
2013-08-19 09:12:55 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Done indeed. When you send me that jersey he won't be the sickest man in America anymore.

Poor Jackie, one miss defined his whole career.  This game isn't fair. But, faint heart never won the jersey.  I am very much needing a new Staubach.....old one don't fit no more. It will be a pleasure to see that package in the mail.

I did want to make sure of the rules.  You have to win the SB, not just get there.  Anyway, thank god football is almost here again.


I'll take that bet all day. So long as Glory Hole lives I've got it made.

Leader O'Cola: This is wat a well coached team looks like, right?

FIRE shiatBAGS TOMLIN.


There is no evidence that Tomlin is a bad coach. It may just be time to reload. It happens to every team. Noll and Cowher had atrocious seasons, too. Tomlin has yet to have a season where the wheels come off, and he doesn't make the personnel decisions anyway.
 
2013-08-19 09:13:25 PM  
Rex actually looked really good on that drive. WHAT THE fark DIMENSION AM I IN?

I'm scared.
 
2013-08-19 09:14:17 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Done indeed. When you send me that jersey he won't be the sickest man in America anymore.

Poor Jackie, one miss defined his whole career.  This game isn't fair. But, faint heart never won the jersey.  I am very much needing a new Staubach.....old one don't fit no more. It will be a pleasure to see that package in the mail.

I did want to make sure of the rules.  You have to win the SB, not just get there.  Anyway, thank god football is almost here again.

I'll take that bet all day. So long as Glory Hole lives I've got it made.

Leader O'Cola: This is wat a well coached team looks like, right?

FIRE shiatBAGS TOMLIN.

There is no evidence that Tomlin is a bad coach. It may just be time to reload. It happens to every team. Noll and Cowher had atrocious seasons, too. Tomlin has yet to have a season where the wheels come off, and he doesn't make the personnel decisions anyway.


What more evidence do you need?

AND lmao
 
2013-08-19 09:15:30 PM  
BIggers!!

That felt really racist.
 
2013-08-19 09:16:32 PM  
Running game featuring the fullback - looks like after that last fumble Dwyer can start packing his bags.
 
2013-08-19 09:16:57 PM  
That's a fining...
 
2013-08-19 09:17:15 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: I'll take that bet all day. So long as Glory Hole lives I've got it made.


Jerruh has learned a thing or three.  His influence is not like it was.  Having said that, this last draft was a winner. Garrett is win or bust this year, that much is clear. If Dallas fails to make the playoffs at all, he's out, if they lose rnd 1 maybe.  If they lose the NFC, probably not.  And win or lose SB, not.
 
2013-08-19 09:17:27 PM  

Agent Nick Fury: Running game featuring the fullback - looks like after that last fumble Dwyer can start packing his bags.


So much for that
 
2013-08-19 09:18:13 PM  

elguerodiablo: Rex actually looked really good on that drive. WHAT THE fark DIMENSION AM I IN?

I'm scared.


Relax, Sanchez was playing well the other night and I was starting to think "Apocalypse! Armaggedon!", like you naturally do, but then Sanchez threw an end zone pick and life made sense again.

This too shall pass.
 
2013-08-19 09:19:22 PM  
I want me some glory hole.
 
2013-08-19 09:19:31 PM  
Manny finally flashing hos potential
 
2013-08-19 09:20:03 PM  
Sanders is looking pretty good. Let's see if he can take over for Hines... I'm impressed so far.
 
2013-08-19 09:21:09 PM  

geom_00: Leader O'Cola: Fire tomlin.

[static3.businessinsider.com image 400x300]

Come Back....we miss you!!!


He is dead to me!
 
2013-08-19 09:21:37 PM  

elguerodiablo: BIggers!!

That felt really racist.


img180.imageshack.us
 
2013-08-19 09:22:57 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Sanders is looking pretty good. Let's see if he can take over for Hines... I'm impressed so far.


I'm so glad they match NE's offer sheet on him, but I think he's going to have a pretty big season and the Steelers are just going to get out-bid on him this off season.
 
2013-08-19 09:23:28 PM  

Donnchadha: geom_00: Leader O'Cola: Fire tomlin.

[static3.businessinsider.com image 400x300]

Come Back....we miss you!!!

He is dead to me!


How are ya, buddy!!!
 
2013-08-19 09:23:53 PM  
Jiggabug?
 
2013-08-19 09:24:21 PM  
Off the ref! Double points!!

Reggie wayne would have caught that.
 
2013-08-19 09:24:50 PM  

Jsin82: I'm so glad they match NE's offer sheet on him, but I think he's going to have a pretty big season and the Steelers are just going to get out-bid on him this off season.


They may just franchise him and get another season out of him.
 
2013-08-19 09:25:52 PM  
So, losing to Skins Scrubs in preseason is kinda bad, amiright?
 
2013-08-19 09:27:02 PM  
Getting so pumped for my Sunday Ticket.  I will OD on football this year.
 
2013-08-19 09:27:53 PM  

Agent Nick Fury: Jiggabug?


img.fark.net
 
2013-08-19 09:29:24 PM  
Nobody else caught Gruden meaning to say jitterbug but got confused with jiggaboo and said jiggabug?
 
2013-08-19 09:30:14 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Getting so pumped for my Sunday Ticket.  I will OD on football this year.


Gamemix+hd on a huge projector


Only way to go
 
2013-08-19 09:30:45 PM  

geom_00: Donnchadha: geom_00: Leader O'Cola: Fire tomlin.

[static3.businessinsider.com image 400x300]

Come Back....we miss you!!!

He is dead to me!

How are ya, buddy!!!


Hey, pretty good here -- realizing that I might not be around the college football threads much this year
 
2013-08-19 09:31:37 PM  
I did not.  When was it i gotta rewind for that.
 
2013-08-19 09:32:56 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: So, losing to Skins Scrubs in preseason is kinda bad, amiright?


We could ask the Lions about how important preseason is. It's something to be concerned about, but we'll see how it goes when it counts.
 
2013-08-19 09:33:29 PM  

Donnchadha: college football threads much this year


As long as you are in any NHL thread.

The Pens NEED to win this year....PLEASE!!
 
2013-08-19 09:33:43 PM  

Agent Nick Fury: Nobody else caught Gruden meaning to say jitterbug but got confused with jiggaboo and said jiggabug?


some kinda horribly racist portmanteau ?
 
2013-08-19 09:34:30 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: that was Heath Shuler


Right, lifetime QB rating of 54.3
 
2013-08-19 09:36:50 PM  
AFoster will break alot of hearts this year, his news is not good
 
2013-08-19 09:39:25 PM  
Jiggabug dropped at about 1:45 left in 2nd.  If you wanna play some DVR games.
 
2013-08-19 09:40:27 PM  

geom_00: Donnchadha: college football threads much this year

As long as you are in any NHL thread.

The Pens NEED to win this year....PLEASE!!


That I will... in the mean time I'm also rooting for 10 more wins

I mean, what are the odds that they'll go 9-31 over the next 40 games?

I just jinxed it, didn't I?
 
2013-08-19 09:41:11 PM  

2wolves: CodeMonkey4Life: that was Heath Shuler

Right, lifetime QB rating of 54.3


College football success is good enough for politics.
President Tebow!
 
2013-08-19 09:42:05 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Lt. Cheese Weasel: So, losing to Skins Scrubs in preseason is kinda bad, amiright?

We could ask the Lions about how important preseason is. It's something to be concerned about, but we'll see how it goes when it counts.


Trust me I get it.  Dallas lost to 4 Fg v Cards
 
2013-08-19 09:42:23 PM  

elguerodiablo: Jiggabug dropped at about 1:45 left in 2nd.  If you wanna play some DVR games.


Thanks, thought maybe a misheard.

No big deal to me but I'm sure it will be to somebody.
 
2013-08-19 09:42:38 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: AFoster will break alot of hearts this year, his news is not good


serious.  That sounds like nerve damage.  Most of the top backs scare me this year.  Foster, Peterson, Charles and Spiller all seem due for an injury plauged year.
 
2013-08-19 09:44:05 PM  

Donnchadha: That I will... in the mean time I'm also rooting for 10 more wins


I am hoping for that too!  I want to see +.500!!!
 
2013-08-19 09:44:55 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: 2wolves: CodeMonkey4Life: that was Heath Shuler

Right, lifetime QB rating of 54.3

College football success is good enough for politics.
President Tebow!


In five seasons Shuler threw ONE TD.
 
2013-08-19 09:46:10 PM  

geom_00: Donnchadha: That I will... in the mean time I'm also rooting for 10 more wins

I am hoping for that too!  I want to see +.500!!!


A guy I work with was talking about how the Cardinals and Reds were doing, and I told him, "Don't care. 10 wins. That's all. Anything else, and I start channeling Jim Mora."
 
2013-08-19 09:46:39 PM  

2wolves: CodeMonkey4Life: 2wolves: CodeMonkey4Life: that was Heath Shuler

Right, lifetime QB rating of 54.3

College football success is good enough for politics.
President Tebow!

In five seasons Shuler threw ONE TD.


He threw 10 in 1994
 
2013-08-19 09:47:26 PM  

Donnchadha: Anything else, and I start channeling Jim Mora."


PLAYOFFS?! PLAYOFFS?!?!?  PLAYOFFS!!??!!?
 
2013-08-19 09:49:18 PM  
Im holding out for when they put a phone into a really good digital camera.
 
2013-08-19 09:50:33 PM  
Is it racist if a black man dresses up as a stereotypical indian?
 
2013-08-19 09:52:26 PM  
Coach Epps be PISSED!!
 
2013-08-19 09:53:10 PM  
That "fair catch interference" is one hell of a scam. He couldn't have called it any later.
 
2013-08-19 09:57:38 PM  
Good lord, Rangers 14 Disastros 1 after 4.
 
2013-08-19 10:01:04 PM  
i1045.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-19 10:04:29 PM  
If I owned a team I would be passing off some serious dough to London Fletcher to be my strength and conditioning coach.
 
2013-08-19 10:08:06 PM  
Gotta hand it to London Fletcher for longevity and output.
 
2013-08-19 10:11:43 PM  
Holy crap Landry can throw
 
2013-08-19 10:16:22 PM  
Landry Jones ought to make the team.
 
2013-08-19 10:16:28 PM  
TOUCHDOWN STEELERS!!

My PSU fellow alum, Derik Moye!
 
2013-08-19 10:19:11 PM  
Fark Olbermann with a voting machine lever.
 
2013-08-19 10:20:08 PM  

mikaloyd: Fark Olbermann with a voting machine lever.


I was told earlier that you shouldn't vote with your vagina
 
2013-08-19 10:21:16 PM  
Chucky is so annoying. Wait until he really gets into the swing of things, when he LOVES THAT GUY 25 times a game.
 
2013-08-19 10:21:51 PM  
FUMBLE!

Maybe the Steelers should play their scrubs in the regular season for a half.
 
2013-08-19 10:23:22 PM  
`Pittsburgh's 2nd Team is kicking Washington's second team's arse.
 
2013-08-19 10:35:24 PM  
Does Bobby Three Sticks have the matching galoshes for that hat?
 
2013-08-19 10:36:47 PM  
Night all!!

Peace!
 
2013-08-19 11:25:27 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Chucky is so annoying. Wait until he really gets into the swing of things, when he LOVES THAT GUY 25 times a game.


You mean like when earlier today he said he'd trade a 1st round pick for a guy who hobbled off to the locker room for X-Rays earlier tonight?
 
2013-08-20 06:23:40 AM  

SenorBenedict: Pfighting Polish: Personally, nothing will ever beat "Friday Night's A Great Night For Football."

/Ain't life a biatch?

Jimmy Dix was the best quarter back in the national league!

/Nobody likes you, everybody hates you, you're gonna lose, smile you fark.


What would Joe do?

He'd shoot everybody and smoke some cigarettes.....
 
2013-08-20 07:33:04 AM  

rcf1105: Cookie monster vocals?


Cookie Monster vocals.
 
2013-08-20 08:50:46 AM  
So in other words, any current mainstream country song.
 
2013-08-20 09:13:23 AM  

elguerodiablo: 2wolves: CodeMonkey4Life: andhravodu: Did Kirk Cousins just did Bradying?

"Bradying: the act of achieving the most postseason wins ever combined with having the highest regular season winning percentage ever"

No, Cousins didn't do that.

Who was the Washington QB that ended his career by headbutting an endzone wall during a game?

That was Gus Frerote and he lived to suck for a couple more years. He was one of the QBs that tried to follow Elway in Denver.


Yup, Frerotte. He used to regularly appear on Don and Mike back when they were a thing on WJFK. And the Sports Junkies. Seemed like a decent guy but he got really fragile as the years went on, and he was never very mobile.
 
2013-08-20 09:51:58 AM  

jake_lex: Here's my idea: just skip the stupid Broadway production number and get to the damn football.

I'm already "ready for some football."  A shiatty song isn't going change that.


I just want them to quit with the farking 5 minute interviews on the sideline... Holy fark, when the person you're interviewing keeps trying to turn and watch the goddamn game, maybe it's a hint that you shouldn't be conducting a long boring interview that nobody cares about.

/God, I hate ESPN's NFL coverage.
 
2013-08-20 09:54:12 AM  

Agent Nick Fury: Gruden: "Not a good start for the Steelers."

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why he makes the big bucks.


That's ok, the other asshole thinks that QBs should be fined if a defender makes a helmet to helmet hit on a defenseless receiver if they 
"telegraph" the throw or "stare" at their receiver...
 
2013-08-20 10:51:16 AM  

Mikey1969: I just want them to quit with the farking 5 minute interviews on the sideline... Holy fark, when the person you're interviewing keeps trying to turn and watch the goddamn game, maybe it's a hint that you shouldn't be conducting a long boring interview that nobody cares about.


Everyone's doing that in preseason.

/sucks since I'm mostly only watching to see the guys trying to make the team
 
2013-08-20 11:15:18 AM  

IAmRight: Mikey1969: I just want them to quit with the farking 5 minute interviews on the sideline... Holy fark, when the person you're interviewing keeps trying to turn and watch the goddamn game, maybe it's a hint that you shouldn't be conducting a long boring interview that nobody cares about.

Everyone's doing that in preseason.

/sucks since I'm mostly only watching to see the guys trying to make the team


They end to shorten the things. When all 3 QBs interviewed keep turning back to the game, it should be a sign, right?

They'd rake an entire series up with the interview, and never once asked a question that required a 'real' answer. It was all stock shiat a robot could answer..
 
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