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(Country California)   NFL on new MNF song: "It starts out as a straight country song, reminiscent of something (Hank) Williams' legendary grandfather might have done, before plowing headlong into a rambling punk/thrash metal amalgam complete with Cookie Monster vocals"   (countrycalifornia.com) divider line 189
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2013-08-19 05:20:07 PM
Anything is an improvement over the caterwauling redneck they used to have on.
 
2013-08-19 05:21:46 PM
Now that I CTFL, it appears that Hank Williams has not been fired yet.  How disappointing.
 
2013-08-19 05:23:00 PM
Might as well have the up in the air chick sing it at this point.
 
2013-08-19 05:52:27 PM
It's both 3 1/2 years old, and [Satire]!
 
2013-08-19 05:53:42 PM
fearandarrogance.com
 
2013-08-19 05:55:27 PM
Why don't we just retire the "satire" tag, since nobody seems to use it, even when it's appropriate? Like here.

/to be fair, I did get a bit of a chuckle after realizing in the third paragraph that I had been had
 
2013-08-19 05:59:27 PM
Please go with plan B. That way we can make even more fun of what a horrible song they chose.
 
2013-08-19 06:00:46 PM
www.owned.lv
 
2013-08-19 06:00:47 PM
Very disappointed this song doesn't actually exist.
 
2013-08-19 06:11:01 PM
 
2013-08-19 06:13:12 PM
Did they seriously ask Hank III to do the song?  This is like Dominoes asking Ween to do a jingle, what do you expect?

I DONT KNOW!
 
2013-08-19 06:19:02 PM
t.qkme.me
 
2013-08-19 06:25:18 PM

Uzzah: Why don't we just retire the "satire" tag, since nobody seems to use it, even when it's appropriate? Like here.

/to be fair, I did get a bit of a chuckle after realizing in the third paragraph that I had been had


Reminds me of one of my favorite Fark quotes:

capnmonkey: "Should this have a Satyr tag instead of Satire tag? I feel like I've been tortured for several hours by a flute playing, riddle singing bi-polar goatman after reading that link, which is why I ask."
 
2013-08-19 06:27:04 PM

logggur: Very disappointed this song doesn't actually exist.


me too.
 
2013-08-19 06:28:10 PM
Is this gonna be our MNF thread?
 
2013-08-19 06:33:17 PM
MNF THREAD?

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS
 
2013-08-19 06:36:38 PM
Are you ready for some bad commentary.
 
2013-08-19 06:36:41 PM
Personally, nothing will ever beat "Friday Night's A Great Night For Football."

/Ain't life a biatch?
 
2013-08-19 06:41:19 PM
If I had a time machine and I could use it only once, I would travel back and kill the person who first decided that watching football is in some way improved by preceding the game with a theme song.

And I would do it very, very slowly as a warning to those who came after.
 
2013-08-19 06:46:42 PM

LucklessWonder: MNF THREAD?

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS


Lets make a drinking game.

If Shannahanigans looks like a swarmy weasel Drink 1

www.biography.com

ANGRY O FACE!  Drink 3

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Incredulous dick Drink 2

broncotalk.net
 
2013-08-19 06:49:02 PM
If you see a Sadahan Drink 5

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2013-08-19 06:50:56 PM
Shanny pointing is 1 drink.  Angry pointing is 2 drinks

www.washingtonpost.com
 
2013-08-19 06:59:33 PM

elguerodiablo: LucklessWonder: MNF THREAD?

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS

Lets make a drinking game.

If Shannahanigans looks like a swarmy weasel Drink 1

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

ANGRY O FACE!  Drink 3

[binaryapi.ap.org image 396x512]

Incredulous dick Drink 2

[broncotalk.net image 250x288]


Oh, thanks. I'm shiatfaced and it's not even seven o'clock.
 
2013-08-19 07:02:19 PM

elguerodiablo: LucklessWonder: MNF THREAD?

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS

Lets make a drinking game.

If Shannahanigans looks like a swarmy weasel Drink 1

[www.biography.com image 402x402]

ANGRY O FACE!  Drink 3

[binaryapi.ap.org image 396x512]

Incredulous dick Drink 2

[broncotalk.net image 250x288]


He looks like the skinny guy from American Pickers in your last pic.
 
2013-08-19 07:15:29 PM

Pfighting Polish: Personally, nothing will ever beat "Friday Night's A Great Night For Football."

/Ain't life a biatch?


Jimmy Dix was the best quarter back in the national league!

/Nobody likes you, everybody hates you, you're gonna lose, smile you fark.
 
2013-08-19 07:18:04 PM

uncleacid: Are you ready for some bad commentary.


I think Johnson, Carter, and Jackson are making a point by not saying the word "Redskin" but Keyshawn did say that Von Miller is a repeated offender, whatever that means.
 
2013-08-19 07:21:05 PM

elguerodiablo: swarmy weasel



at first i was going to ask what the hell 'swarmy' was, but urban dictionary calls it a cross between 'swarthy' and 'smarmy'. hmm, learn something new erryday.

/thanks fark
 
2013-08-19 07:21:32 PM
So will Bobby three sticks play a snap or is still Alabma style and only cousins?
 
2013-08-19 07:23:38 PM
Isn't this guy related to the guy who said Obama is a Nazi?
 
2013-08-19 07:28:02 PM

SenorBenedict: So will Bobby three sticks play a snap or is still Alabma style and only cousins?


Hahaha. Beautiful. Sadly no tres palos.
 
2013-08-19 07:30:51 PM
This Von Miller thing pisses me off. All 20 somethings should have some sort of recreational drug in their system.
 
2013-08-19 07:33:24 PM
At the very least the game tonight can not be as awful as the giants colts yesterday.
 
2013-08-19 07:35:25 PM
Sweet. I needed to see the Keller knee blowout from 4 angles and in super slo mo.
 
2013-08-19 07:42:14 PM
Amendola is already hurt. TO in New England? More likely than you think.
 
2013-08-19 07:57:28 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Now that I CTFL, it appears that Hank Williams has not been fired yet.  How disappointing.


It's Hank Williams III,not Hank Williams II.  And Hank Williams I is dead.  HWIII is also known as "The Hellbilly," and he used to drum for Pantera.  He's the real deal.
 
2013-08-19 08:02:28 PM

elguerodiablo: This Von Miller thing pisses me off. All 20 somethings should have some sort of recreational drug in their system.


I don't think the league should penalize anyone for recreational drug use. You're a pro athlete. Using drugs is only going to make you play worse anyway, and there are already legal penalties for it if you get caught committing a crime (whether or not there should be). It makes some sense to punish performance-enhancers (though I think that if the league gets truly serious about HGH there will only be enough players left to field six teams or so), but not guys smoking a doobie before the season even starts.
 
2013-08-19 08:03:15 PM
Not that it matters, it's preseason, but...

www.hdwallpapersinn.com
 
2013-08-19 08:04:49 PM
Here's my idea: just skip the stupid Broadway production number and get to the damn football.

I'm already "ready for some football."  A shiatty song isn't going change that.
 
2013-08-19 08:05:39 PM

Robert1966: elguerodiablo: This Von Miller thing pisses me off. All 20 somethings should have some sort of recreational drug in their system.

I don't think the league should penalize anyone for recreational drug use. You're a pro athlete. Using drugs is only going to make you play worse anyway, and there are already legal penalties for it if you get caught committing a crime (whether or not there should be). It makes some sense to punish performance-enhancers (though I think that if the league gets truly serious about HGH there will only be enough players left to field six teams or so), but not guys smoking a doobie before the season even starts.


You can thank Len Bias and Don Rogers for that.
 
2013-08-19 08:05:45 PM
FooBa!
 
2013-08-19 08:05:56 PM

elguerodiablo: LucklessWonder: MNF THREAD?

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS

Lets make a drinking game.

If Shannahanigans looks like a swarmy weasel Drink 1



ANGRY O FACE!  Drink 3



Incredulous dick Drink 2


What about a Grudenface? Can we drink for that at least in preseason?
 
2013-08-19 08:06:45 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Marcus Aurelius: Now that I CTFL, it appears that Hank Williams has not been fired yet.  How disappointing.

It's Hank Williams III,not Hank Williams II.  And Hank Williams I is dead.  HWIII is also known as "The Hellbilly," and he used to drum for Pantera proof that talent can skip generations.  He's the real deal.


FTFY

/well, not so much "fixed" as amplified the point
 
2013-08-19 08:10:22 PM
Is it part of the new NFL policy to have really quick whistles?
 
2013-08-19 08:10:27 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Robert1966: elguerodiablo: This Von Miller thing pisses me off. All 20 somethings should have some sort of recreational drug in their system.

I don't think the league should penalize anyone for recreational drug use. You're a pro athlete. Using drugs is only going to make you play worse anyway, and there are already legal penalties for it if you get caught committing a crime (whether or not there should be). It makes some sense to punish performance-enhancers (though I think that if the league gets truly serious about HGH there will only be enough players left to field six teams or so), but not guys smoking a doobie before the season even starts.

You can thank Len Bias and Don Rogers for that.


I think it's actually kind of odd that the only two people I've ever heard of having a heart attack from cocaine use were pro athletes. Then again, they may have had a hell of a lot more cocaine at one time than anyone I've met.
 
2013-08-19 08:14:44 PM

LucklessWonder: MNF THREAD?

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS


It's pronounced HTTR.  And yes indeed.
 
2013-08-19 08:20:17 PM
There's a lot invested in this offensive line. They need to get the job done.
 
2013-08-19 08:21:20 PM
Oh, for fark's sake.

Ben Roethlisberger - Delhomme Rating 16.6%
 
2013-08-19 08:22:29 PM
Gruden: "Not a good start for the Steelers."

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why he makes the big bucks.
 
2013-08-19 08:23:42 PM
Has Ben forgotten what a pump fake is?
 
2013-08-19 08:24:33 PM

Agent Nick Fury: Gruden: "Not a good start for the Steelers."

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why he makes the big bucks.


Drink
 
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