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2013-08-19 04:05:28 PM  
4 votes:

Spanky3woods: PsyLord: Ok, since this is a Prince thread, I'm going ask for some input about a Prince song.  The song is Little Red Corvette.  On one line, he said that 'the ride is so smooth, that it's like riding in a limousine.'  So the question is: was he complimenting her or dissing her since there are two ways to interpret this:

1) a compliment since it is a luxurious ride
2) a diss since it is VERY roomy inside and since the ride is so smooth, you barely feel a thing.

Ok, help me out with this one, Farkers.

Neither. Prince is gay so he has no idea what a woman might feel like.

/ducks!


Why don't you go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?
2013-08-19 03:24:11 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-08-19 03:09:28 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-08-19 02:17:35 PM  
4 votes:
Well done.

But I still wish it were Rick James' new album.

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2013-08-19 03:42:28 PM  
3 votes:

Diogenes: Well done.

But I still wish it were Rick James' new album.

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He and Tupac will be releasing a song together soon.

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2013-08-19 04:47:05 PM  
2 votes:

PsyLord: Diogenes: Well done.

But I still wish it were Rick James' new album.


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He and Tupac will be releasing a song together soon.


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Damn, I loved that sketch. In 94.


Dahnkster: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

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2013-08-19 04:16:28 PM  
2 votes:
I'd rather see this:
fullyreconditioned.files.wordpress.com

than this:

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2013-08-19 04:09:08 PM  
2 votes:

rickythepenguin: PizzaJedi81: Well, if your friends are hippy chicks or hypocrites, you need to be there when you're baby's old enough to relate.

I farking hate you.



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2013-08-19 03:26:42 PM  
2 votes:
This is too awesome for words.

CSB Time: I had gone on a couple of dates with this girl and we were still getting to know each other. She was a bit of a hippie chick which I loved, and we had both expressed an interest in the Grateful Dead already so I knew things were on the right track. Well, I'm on the phone with her and I'm flipping through a Rolling Stone magazine and there's an add for the new Prince album (Symbol one) and I see it and go, "Hell yes, a new Prince album!"  Well, I immediately wonder how a hippie Dead loving check is going to react to my love of Prince, and she says, "I love Prince!" I knew right then I had a keeper.

So how does the story end?  I married that girl. We have three kids, the oldest goes off to start college next week, and are in the process of living happily ever after.
2013-08-20 12:17:52 AM  
1 vote:

rickythepenguin: i'm beign shallow (what? a man?) but....she's one of the rare instances in music of of being literally a world class musician and being an absolute knockout. like, eric clapton, jimmy page, santana, SRV, gilmour, etc., yeah, they are who they are but no one every confused them with being the most handsome cats around. candy dulfer is just complete UNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.


Don't forget:
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And she is one of the great female singers as well. I heard her when she was touring with Robert Plant and she was freakishly good. I once got in trouble because of her. I was watching one of her concerts on TV and my wife asked "who's that?" and my mouth engaged before my brain and I said "your replacement". I have to say our couch is surprisingly comfortable to sleep on for extended periods.
2013-08-19 06:35:03 PM  
1 vote:

ansius: P.S., if you've never seen how well Prince can play the guitar, look at this video of him onstage with Tom Petty and Jeff Lynne

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SFNW5F8K9Y


Heh. The first time I have ever laughed aloud at a YouTube comment:

Daniel Sosa 2 days ago
I hope that guitar was 18
2013-08-19 06:23:29 PM  
1 vote:

darch: Kelly Rowland SHIATS on Beyonce


Good lord above, let there be video.

What?? Like you wouldn't pay to see that.

Prude.
2013-08-19 05:28:55 PM  
1 vote:
I still dont understand why, after Dave took off, they didnt just replace the show with  Charlie Murphys True Hollywood Stories. Id be willing to accept that the Prince and Rick James ones were the best of his stories, but considering those two are platinum, theres bound to be a season or two worth of gold still.

Dahnkster: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
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2013-08-19 05:11:32 PM  
1 vote:

Dahnkster: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
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Holy shiat. Aunt Jemima looks like she's going to throw one hell of a fit.
2013-08-19 05:07:02 PM  
1 vote:
Let me know when Chapelle gets put on the cover of an R. Kelly album.
2013-08-19 04:35:31 PM  
1 vote:

rickythepenguin: PsyLord: than this:


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!  i know that is just a bad picutre as she's amazingly beautiful, but.....right there she looks like if Britney Spears and Ice Cube formed babby.


ru-crazy.com
2013-08-19 04:33:11 PM  
1 vote:

PsyLord: than this:



GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!  i know that is just a bad picutre as she's amazingly beautiful, but.....right there she looks like if Britney Spears and Ice Cube formed babby.
2013-08-19 04:22:19 PM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure Prince put on the only good Superb Owl halftime show in my lifetime.
2013-08-19 04:18:35 PM  
1 vote:

Nana's Vibrator: PsyLord:
Ok, help me out with this one, Farkers.

The girl in this story is a complete and total sex addict and a slob.  She has used condoms laying around and pictures of people she sleeps with.  For some reason he wants a lasting relationship with this woman.  She's probably hot but insane.  I bet she has 14 cats and they all live inside.
Anyways, he describes her as a limousine because the ride is smooth.  I'm guessing he describes it as such to make the point that a) he enjoys it and b) she's not just some crazy bucking bronco leaving bruises and breaking lamps.

So I'm going with option 1, as a description of her technique.


Well, the other interpretation is that since she is a total sex addict etc. she might be totally 'loose' and the punchline to Shane's joke:

media.screened.com
2013-08-19 04:11:11 PM  
1 vote:

gilgigamesh: I feel obligated to say this in any Prince thread: if youve
never seen him live, do it. Do it now. It doesnt matter what it costs. It doesn't matter if you're a fan, or not. Even if you aren't, you will be by the end of the show.

No one can put on a show like Prince, no one can play guitar like him. It isn't enough to see on video. You have to be in the room to really feel it.

I say again: before you depart this earth, go see this weird, effeminate purple wearing midget play his guitar. You can thank me later.



I used to work venue security in college.    I always tell people  the best live performance I've ever seen was Prince's sound check.
2013-08-19 04:10:30 PM  
1 vote:
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
assets0.ordienetworks.com
2013-08-19 04:07:50 PM  
1 vote:
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Pancakes are farking gay.
2013-08-19 04:02:19 PM  
1 vote:

PsyLord: Ok, since this is a Prince thread, I'm going ask for some input about a Prince song.  The song is Little Red Corvette.  On one line, he said that 'the ride is so smooth, that it's like riding in a limousine.'  So the question is: was he complimenting her or dissing her since there are two ways to interpret this:

1) a compliment since it is a luxurious ride
2) a diss since it is VERY roomy inside and since the ride is so smooth, you barely feel a thing.

Ok, help me out with this one, Farkers.


Neither. Prince is gay so he has no idea what a woman might feel like.

/ducks!
2013-08-19 03:41:36 PM  
1 vote:
Came for Dr. Tongue, leaving satisfied

/That sounded better in my head.
//Rip and tear Bruno!  Rip and tear!
2013-08-19 03:41:00 PM  
1 vote:
I feel obligated to say this in any Prince thread: if youve
never seen him live, do it. Do it now. It doesnt matter what it costs. It doesn't matter if you're a fan, or not. Even if you aren't, you will be by the end of the show.

No one can put on a show like Prince, no one can play guitar like him. It isn't enough to see on video. You have to be in the room to really feel it.

I say again: before you depart this earth, go see this weird, effeminate purple wearing midget play his guitar. You can thank me later.
2013-08-19 03:34:56 PM  
1 vote:

bulldg4life: dennerman: So how does the story end?

This is a horrible story. It needs pictures of hippie Dead loving chicks.


Well, if your friends are hippy chicks or hypocrites, you need to be there when you're baby's old enough to relate.
2013-08-19 03:34:42 PM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: But I still wish it were Rick James' new album.


fark YO COUCH, attractive and successful black person.....


dennerman: Well, I immediately wonder how a hippie Dead loving check is going to react to my love of Prince, and she says, "I love Prince!" I knew right then I had a keeper.


dig if you will a picture, of Prince just destroying "Morning Dew".  I can totally hear that.  Actaully, how about a Purple Rain > Dew > Purple Rain sandwich?

/with a "Rain" encore like the GD did from time to time
//CSB: Calexico does an awesome Tomorrow Never Knows, with the melody to "Within You Without You" snuck in, and towards the end, they throw in the "sunshine, I don't mind" chorus to Rain.  yeah, it rules your face
2013-08-19 03:32:13 PM  
1 vote:

dennerman: So how does the story end?


This is a horrible story. It needs pictures of hippie Dead loving chicks.
2013-08-19 03:18:50 PM  
1 vote:
And actually with the pancakes. That's fantastic. I love it when people have a sense of humor, and Charlie Murphy's Prince story was hilarious and surreal.

CSB time, also Murphy-related: I met Lionel Richie at an after-show party about 15 years ago. The first question that popped into my mind was what he thought of Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat singing "Unce, tice, fee tines a mady".

/He said he really got a kick out of it...
 
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