Somaticasual: Not really poo either, technically..
scottydoesntknow: Somaticasual: Not really poo either, technically..Much like anything else in a mammal's body, it can come out either way. It really comes down to a personal preference of wanting to admit you're either holding whale poo or whale puke./I'd prefer puke
Somaticasual: scottydoesntknow: Somaticasual: Not really poo either, technically..Much like anything else in a mammal's body, it can come out either way. It really comes down to a personal preference of wanting to admit you're either holding whale poo or whale puke./I'd prefer pukeYou'd think the squid beaks/etc would constitute the actual poop. From my understanding , it looks like ambergris is more of to uhh..ease the friction and keep things from jabbing the sides. So is it a coating..or ?
AeAe: There's this thing called a "pig" that oil workers send down the oil pipeline to clear up any blockages. Maybe it's like that ..
ArkAngel: Fossilized hamburgers?
scottydoesntknow: [www.blastr.com image 550x413]
johnny_vegas: AeAe: There's this thing called a "pig" that oil workers send down the oil pipeline to clear up any blockages. Maybe it's like that ..this works too....[www.aolcdn.com image 618x387]
TheShavingofOccam123: As someone who uses a large dinosaur coprolite as a paper wait, I'm getting a real kick out of these replies...
johnny_vegas: TheShavingofOccam123: As someone who uses a large dinosaur coprolite as a paper wait, I'm getting a real kick out of these replies...weight, what?
duenor: it's not like you could kill a whale and try to dig around in its intestines for it...
brantgoose: And despite what the pearl industry says, natural pearls are generally formed around a parasite rather than a grain of sand. The nacre's role is to protect the oyster from the parasite. It seems that most really expensive luxuries are nasty things of the sort that normal, which is to say poor, people, would avoid.Steak or fish eggs?A good pork chop or the degenerate fatty liver of a force-fed goose?Mock turtle soup or strangle a poor turtle to death slowly using its own weight?Mushrooms or some sort of black fungus dug up by trained pigs?A nice Beaujolais or some vile dry wine that's been in the bottle since your grandpa was in short pants?Trout or snails?See, the rich only like things that disgust normal people, like depressions and foreclosures and trashing the social security net, stealing pension funds, and electing vile stupid Republicans and the occasional vile stupid Democrat.GK Chesterton, who as a sort of romantic Roman Catholic conservative socialist (don't try to figure that out or it'll twist your brain into knots), noted this proclivity in the rich. He attributed their love of early breakfast prayer meetings, cold showers, teetotalitarianism, and simple bread and water diets to there contempt for the normal man. They might willingly give up steak, potatoes and beer, but they would sooner die than give up aides and other real luxuries of no interest to the common man.Rich people are dicks, just like poor people. Their dickery is simply more expensive and contrived.They will pay tens of millions of dollars for an empty glass box, a house with no bookshelves (the rich only read catalogs), furniture so spartan that you can't sit or sleep on it. It's all show. Nothingness and sterile empty modernism is the ultimate luxury because no sensible ordinary mortal wants it.
puckrock2000: But honey IS actually bee vomit.[media.threadless.com image 640x800]
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