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(ESPN)   Uniform power rankings: Team with the best fans in baseball has the best gear in baseball. Suck it the way that only a team that allows a sac fly to short can suck it, Cubs   (espn.go.com ) divider line
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2957 clicks; posted to Sports » on 19 Aug 2013 at 3:20 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-19 06:43:22 PM  
4 votes:
Only on fark could a discussion on baseball uniforms devolve into the mechanics of birds farking.
2013-08-19 05:24:04 PM  
3 votes:
 

robbiex0r: [content.sportslogos.net image 371x394]

Bring this back full time.


One of the best sporting logos of all time. 'Tis quite clever.


LucklessWonder: /No idea how to pronounce cloaca


clo-AWK-ah

There. Now you know how to say bird vagina.

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2013-08-19 04:47:24 PM  
2 votes:
The Nats should be in last place for no other reason than their logo makes me wonder if my prescription is ready.
2013-08-19 04:35:41 PM  
2 votes:
Yay. A fashion show done power rankings style.
2013-08-20 12:46:01 AM  
1 vote:

SubBass49: [l1.yimg.com image 630x400]


"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Winfield?"
2013-08-19 08:23:56 PM  
1 vote:

show me: The best logo in all of sports: The Birds on the Bat. End of story, done.


Way to f*ck up an age-old Fark meme. God you Cards fans are a bunch of goddamn rubes. Go abort yourself.
2013-08-19 06:53:06 PM  
1 vote:

rickythepenguin: rickythepenguin: San Dog cammies. those are tight.

Bermuda59: Padres are boring, but their Sunday military jerseys are pretty cool.

agreed, but it is strange since San Dog isn't really a military town.


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Also, as TFA said, bring back the BROWN! The 70's Padre unis were so ugly, they were AWESOME.

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2013-08-19 05:42:29 PM  
1 vote:

LucklessWonder: Thanks Di. I'll hold off on belittling your NFL team for the rest of preseason to compensate.


I'm here for you, Lucky. And I guess I'm sorry about the "gentlemen & Craig" comment. I'll pick on mucky next time. How's RG3 doing? Are all of his sticks in working order yet?


rickythepenguin: oh, AND IT JUST HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS TO BE A CARDINAL, HUH? IGNORE LIST. DEAD TO ME.


LIES! YOU CANNOT RESIST ME!  Also, do you know how freakin hard it was to find a cardinal not being farking graceful & gorgeous? I think I literally found the only picture of a cardinal being derpy.
2013-08-19 05:29:46 PM  
1 vote:

Di Atribe: There. Now you know how to say bird vagina.


oh, AND IT JUST HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS TO BE A CARDINAL, HUH?  IGNORE LIST.  DEAD TO ME.
2013-08-19 05:11:41 PM  
1 vote:
all time best

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2013-08-19 05:03:10 PM  
1 vote:

SlagginOff: Gunny Highway: SlagginOff: I like when people say a sporting uniform is "classy."

I like people who say "sporting uniform."

Well, the blog is called "Uni watch," and unless "uni" means sea urchin in this context, then I can only assume that we're talking about uniforms that are used for playing sports.

Although this is probably the first and only time I'll ever use the term.



sporting sporting uniforms is not very sporting of you, old sport
2013-08-19 04:39:03 PM  
1 vote:
That's the only MLB team ranking the Cubs will see #2 on for a long while.
2013-08-19 04:24:44 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like Paul Lukas phoned that one in.
2013-08-19 04:22:43 PM  
1 vote:

rickythepenguin: rickythepenguin: San Dog cammies. those are tight.

Bermuda59: Padres are boring, but their Sunday military jerseys are pretty cool.

agreed, but it is strange since San Dog isn't really a military town.


Well, except for having the largest fleet in the world stationed there and 35,000 military employees. San Diego has long been a Navy city.
2013-08-19 03:29:33 PM  
1 vote:
Whar graf?


/oh wait ...
2013-08-19 03:27:41 PM  
1 vote:

mainstreet62: Wait a minute......

Sac fly to short? Really?


Yep. It happened in yesterday's Cards - Cubs game. Bases loaded, infield fly rule was called. SS catches ball, runner takes off from third, SS stands there with his thumb up his ass for a couple more seconds, then throws home way too late, Cards score another run.
2013-08-19 02:59:25 PM  
1 vote:

show me: The best logo in all of sports: The Birds on the Bat. End of story, done.


No. It's not. It's a nice logo, but let's not get carried away here.

Also, I'm curious when ESPN got all fashion conscious. Dude's taking points off because there are too many caps or the font has too many nubbins on it. And I HATE THE YANKEES, but there's no way their classic pinstripes should put them in 7th place.

I criticize the dude for caring and then I go and care. Bah!
 
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