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(Politico)   Susan Sarandon: "You can't just vote with your vagina." Maybe you could back in the day when voting machines had levers, but they're all crappy touch screens now   (politico.com) divider line 68
    More: Interesting, City Council Speaker Christine Quinn, Susan Sarandon, voting machines, Blasio, Cynthia Nixon, Politicker, touch screens, Mayor of New York City  
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2013-08-19 02:30:14 PM
Maybe if they upgraded the voting machine touch screens to use multi-touch sensors, voting machine developers could implement vaginal-cavity recognition.
 
2013-08-19 02:38:49 PM
Didn't King Missile have a follow up hit with "Detachable Vagina"?  Cause you could totally vote with that.
 
2013-08-19 02:40:00 PM
I cockslap those touch screens.
 
2013-08-19 02:45:29 PM
I learned from experience that you can only write in your presidential vote for Mushroom Stamp two or three times before they stop letting you vote.
 
2013-08-19 02:52:15 PM

utsagrad123: Maybe if they upgraded the voting machine touch screens to use multi-touch sensors, voting machine developers could implement vaginal-cavity recognition.



did she Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch the screen!


/sorry
//so very sorry
 
2013-08-19 02:54:16 PM

Aarontology: I cockslap those touch screens.


Aaron: *slap*

Machine: John McCain?

Aaron: NO! *slap*

Machine: Sarah Palin?

Aaron: NO! *slap*

Machine: Lizard people?

Aaron: sigh... fine.
 
2013-08-19 02:56:24 PM
Great.  We finally get rid of hanging chads and now we have to worry about slime trails.
 
2013-08-19 03:04:00 PM

James!: Aarontology: I cockslap those touch screens.

Aaron: *slap*

Machine: John McCain?

Aaron: NO! *slap*

Machine: Sarah Palin?

Aaron: NO! *slap*

Machine: Lizard people?

Aaron: sigh... fine.


hahahahhahaha
 
2013-08-19 03:08:30 PM

Diogenes: Great.  We finally get rid of hanging chads and now we have to worry about slime trails.


well....we still have hanging chads, they just look a bit different
 
2013-08-19 03:09:00 PM
Remember women, you should totally ignore the outright contempt republicans have for you based strictly on your gender and vote for them due to all the other advantageous things they do like vote 60 times to end the affordable care act.
 
2013-08-19 03:09:00 PM

Diogenes: Great.  We finally get rid of hanging chads and now we have to worry about slime trails.


Reasonably good job. I was trying to work in a hanging chad comment.
 
2013-08-19 03:09:08 PM
Not a chance. I wouldn't vote for  Christine Quinn with your vagina!
 
2013-08-19 03:09:18 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: utsagrad123: Maybe if they upgraded the voting machine touch screens to use multi-touch sensors, voting machine developers could implement vaginal-cavity recognition.


did she Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch the screen!


/sorry
//so very sorry


Well yeah - she wants to be dirty, and part of the Electorate of the Night.

// also, does no one remember Meghan "I'm not voting with my vagina" McCain from a billion years (or 10 months) ago?
 
2013-08-19 03:11:25 PM
I would love to soak her in fresh lemon water and then have a snack.
 
2013-08-19 03:12:24 PM

ikanreed: Remember women, you should totally ignore the outright contempt republicans have for you based strictly on your gender and vote for them due to all the other advantageous things they do like vote 60 times to end the affordable care act.


And we have a "didn't read the article" winner.  This was actually nothing about R vs. D.  It was Female Democrat vs. Male Democrat.  It was entirely about "Care for the issues you bints!"

But I forgive you - I was figuring the same thing you were until I read TFA.
 
2013-08-19 03:12:27 PM
Doesn't work if you can't get the quote right, subby.
 
2013-08-19 03:17:09 PM
Dammit, Janet.
 
2013-08-19 03:17:39 PM
Recent polls have shown de Blasio surging in the Democratic primary as former Rep. Anthony Weiner has been sliding in the wake of more sexting scandals, erasing Quinn's lead as the clear front-runner.

Of course it has.
 
2013-08-19 03:17:52 PM

Aarontology: I cockslap those touch screens.


See?  Men can vote with their, uh, stuff *down there*, and women can't.

The system is rigged.
 
2013-08-19 03:21:06 PM

Parthenogenetic: Aarontology: I cockslap those touch screens.

See?  Men can vote with their, uh, stuff *down there*, and women can't.

The system is rigged.


We need monitoring teams to ensure that every woman's vote counts!
 
2013-08-19 03:28:03 PM
Begs to differ...

cache2.artprintimages.com
 
2013-08-19 03:28:32 PM

vudukungfu: I would love to soak her in fresh lemon water and then have a snack.


Atlantic City?  Lemon-licious.

 images.usatoday.com
 
2013-08-19 03:28:59 PM

MadHatter500: ikanreed: Remember women, you should totally ignore the outright contempt republicans have for you based strictly on your gender and vote for them due to all the other advantageous things they do like vote 60 times to end the affordable care act.

And we have a "didn't read the article" winner.  This was actually nothing about R vs. D.  It was Female Democrat vs. Male Democrat.  It was entirely about "Care for the issues you bints!"

But I forgive you - I was figuring the same thing you were until I read TFA.


I actually couldn't read the article(excessive work filters), so I grabbed the Susan Saradon tag, and saw that articles related to her seemed to consistently be GOP shilling.
 
2013-08-19 03:29:02 PM

Parthenogenetic: Aarontology: I cockslap those touch screens.

See?  Men can vote with their, uh, stuff *down there*, and women can't.

The system is rigged.


I have separate voter ID for my penis.
 
2013-08-19 03:31:36 PM

Aarontology: I cockslap those touch screens.


How about driving the boat?

/extra credit for blowin' the horn
 
2013-08-19 03:32:04 PM
It just smears the screen these days...where the windex??
 
2013-08-19 03:32:17 PM

Diogenes: Parthenogenetic: Aarontology: I cockslap those touch screens.

See?  Men can vote with their, uh, stuff *down there*, and women can't.

The system is rigged.

I have separate voter ID for my penis.


If your dong is too big, the touchscreens get confused, and can't register your vote.

I don't need to explain what this means for minority voting rights, do I?
 
2013-08-19 03:32:55 PM
Okay... is Iowa really the only state that uses simple Scantron bubble forms?  They seem far more reliable than the punchcards and touchscreens I keep reading about...
 
2013-08-19 03:41:35 PM

Parthenogenetic: If your dong is too big, the touchscreens get confused, and can't register your vote.

I don't need to explain what this means for minority voting rights, do I?


Nope.  Clear cut dickenfranchisement.
 
2013-08-19 03:41:41 PM
So that is why they always have curtains around the voting machine.... and here I am thinking they are there to ensure no one is coerced to vote one way while all the while it is to offer some privacy to allow you to vote with your appendage of choice..
 
2013-08-19 03:43:04 PM
Stop hiding my purple drank!
melaniekillingervowell.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-19 03:45:49 PM

James!: Aarontology: I cockslap those touch screens.

Aaron: *slap*

Machine: John McCain?

Aaron: NO! *slap*

Machine: Sarah Palin?

Aaron: NO! *slap*

Machine: Lizard people?

Aaron: sigh... fine.


Trick question, they're all lizard people.
 
2013-08-19 03:53:33 PM

Scaevola: vudukungfu: I would love to soak her in fresh lemon water and then have a snack.

Atlantic City?  Lemon-licious.

 [images.usatoday.com image 180x180]


That's it.
I can smell her from my window.
 
2013-08-19 03:59:28 PM
I'd like to vote on her vagina.. with my cock.

If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-08-19 04:01:01 PM
This is bad news....for giant douche.
 
2013-08-19 04:01:20 PM

exick: I learned from experience that you can only write in your presidential vote for Mushroom Stamp two or three times before they stop letting you vote.


I lolled.  I can't believe it took me this long to favourite you.
 
2013-08-19 04:05:47 PM
Well, subby, now I have an interesting visual in my head for the rest of the day.
 
2013-08-19 04:05:48 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: This is bad news....for giant douche.


Thank you for a great laugh on a Monday.
 
2013-08-19 04:06:48 PM
If you'd like to learn how to do vote with your vagina, I have a tip.
 
2013-08-19 04:13:12 PM
Thank Science I have an actress telling me who a second actress thinks I should vote for.  I was scared for a second I'd have to use my brain.

/actually, don't live in NY, so I don't have to use it after all
//phew, that was close
 
2013-08-19 04:13:40 PM
Interesting that she now has that opinion now that her vagina doesn't help bring men into the theaters anymore.
 
2013-08-19 04:21:23 PM

unyon: exick: I learned from experience that you can only write in your presidential vote for Mushroom Stamp two or three times before they stop letting you vote.

I lolled.  I can't believe it took me this long to favourite you.


All in good time. Your fave text now says "Go [Mushroom] Stamps!"
 
2013-08-19 04:25:12 PM

Parthenogenetic: Diogenes: Parthenogenetic: Aarontology: I cockslap those touch screens.

See?  Men can vote with their, uh, stuff *down there*, and women can't.

The system is rigged.

I have separate voter ID for my penis.

If your dong is too big, the touchscreens get confused, and can't register your vote.

I don't need to explain what this means for minority voting rights, do I?


How does this disenfranchise Asians?
 
2013-08-19 04:25:34 PM
Uh, I would say if you have a vagina, don't vote Republican.

Just don't do it.

They'll rape you with wands if you want an abortion. They'll take over your vagina and force you to have a child you don't want or can't have and not give a shiat whether birthing the child kills you while at the same time charging you with murder if you fail to carry the fetus to term.

Just. Don't. Do. It.

/oh and they'll find another resource war, draft your loved ones (male and female) and send them off to die for British Petroleum and China National Petroleum Company--the two companies that now run the largest oil field in Iraq.
 
2013-08-19 04:38:37 PM

ikanreed: MadHatter500: ikanreed: Remember women, you should totally ignore the outright contempt republicans have for you based strictly on your gender and vote for them due to all the other advantageous things they do like vote 60 times to end the affordable care act.

And we have a "didn't read the article" winner.  This was actually nothing about R vs. D.  It was Female Democrat vs. Male Democrat.  It was entirely about "Care for the issues you bints!"

But I forgive you - I was figuring the same thing you were until I read TFA.

I actually couldn't read the article(excessive work filters), so I grabbed the Susan Saradon tag, and saw that articles related to her seemed to consistently be GOP shilling.


Then all is good.
 
2013-08-19 04:43:48 PM

clkeagle: Okay... is Iowa really the only state that uses simple Scantron bubble forms?  They seem far more reliable than the punchcards and touchscreens I keep reading about...


Michigan does.  There's some questions about the machines they use to read 'em, but still a hell of a lot better than touch screens IMHO.

Emposter: Thank Science I have an actress telling me who a second actress thinks I should vote for.  I was scared for a second I'd have to use my brain.

/actually, don't live in NY, so I don't have to use it after all
//phew, that was close


Her point was that you *should* use your effing brain before you vote, and not just because that person shares your gender, sexual orientation, etc.  Vote on the issues not the superficial.  And you know, it's a fair point.  She got ink because she's a celebrity who said it and it made for a good headline, but it's a valid point that sometimes gets lost in the punditry circle jerk.

I remember being told I'd support Hillary because I was a woman and it was time, then that my Mom was going to but I was too young to remember the struggle, then I remember being told Palin would energize middle class middle America middle age women (again, my Mom).  Yet somehow we both ended up voting for Obama.  Well, once, we didn't get to in the primary, thanks, Michigan.  (shrug).
 
2013-08-19 04:47:23 PM
I expected a Sean Bean image.
 
2013-08-19 04:51:34 PM

Scaevola: Atlantic City?  Lemon-licious.


I would teach her "things"
you know.
things.
 
2013-08-19 04:58:46 PM
Wow, I was sure they did everrrrrythiiinnnng with their vaginas.

/well
//the good
//stuff anyway
 
2013-08-19 05:00:51 PM
Dear sugar tits;
Voting with your vagina / on women's issues doesn't mean automatically voting for any woman running.
 
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