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(Huffington Post)   You know how it is: a chance encounter, a quick brush of the thorax and then bam, gay insect sex   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 73
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2013-08-19 11:37:40 AM
In other cases, males and females look so similar to one another that males cannot tell if a potential mate is a female until he mounts "her" and prepares for the act

And that was my last trip to the Philippines.
 
2013-08-19 11:48:51 AM
You know why they don't get married?

They don't face each other during sex.
 
2013-08-19 12:07:27 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-08-19 12:46:48 PM
img.photobucket.com
Hey baby, show me your thorax
 
2013-08-19 01:04:01 PM
To be fair, he had an incredibly feminine cloaca.
 
2013-08-19 01:17:01 PM
Aww, the gay dragonflies make a heart when they sex each other.

/notice there is no mention of homophobe bugs
 
2013-08-19 01:22:54 PM
So, surprise buttsecks?
 
2013-08-19 01:24:26 PM
nayuki.eigenstate.org

/needs more Andre Philippe-Philippe.
 
2013-08-19 01:27:57 PM
s11.postimg.org
 
2013-08-19 01:28:14 PM
See? This is what the anti-gay-marriage people were warning us about!

Now I have to find a turtle to fark.
 
2013-08-19 01:28:43 PM
But I was told that homosex was completely unnatural and you can't find any example of it nature.  A priest told me that while I was sucking his dick.
 
2013-08-19 01:28:58 PM
Honest, Officer, that's how it happened!
 
2013-08-19 01:28:58 PM

brap: To be fair, he had an incredibly feminine cloaca.


I laughed *way* too hard at this.
 
2013-08-19 01:30:14 PM

Aquapope: But I was told that homosex was completely unnatural and you can't find any example of it nature.  A priest told me that while I was sucking his dick.


The argument for this situation is "Well, animals cannibalize and eat their own poop too!11!"
 
2013-08-19 01:30:41 PM
All those crickets rubbing their legs together. Get a room.
 
2013-08-19 01:30:55 PM

Aquapope: But I was told that homosex was completely unnatural and you can't find any example of it nature.  A priest told me that while I was sucking his dick.


you sound fat
 
2013-08-19 01:31:07 PM
Who Would Jesus Screw?
 
2013-08-19 01:31:29 PM
"They just try to mate with whatever gives them a vague impression of an opportunity."

I know this dude.
 
2013-08-19 01:33:25 PM

Carn: Who Would Jesus Screw?


Well, if you believe the biblical apocrypha, he had a thing for whores
 
2013-08-19 01:36:37 PM

Aquapope: But I was told that homosex was completely unnatural and you can't find any example of it nature.  A priest told me that while I was sucking his dick.


Don't talk with your mouth full.  Didn't your father teach you any manners?
 
2013-08-19 01:38:14 PM

johnny_vegas: Aquapope: But I was told that homosex was completely unnatural and you can't find any example of it nature.  A priest told me that while I was sucking his dick.

you sound fat


Fat in all the right places!  And by that I mean my dick.  And by dick I mean penis.  My penis is fat is what I'm saying.
 
2013-08-19 01:38:22 PM
So I read that as gay incest sex.

Sadly disapp.... I mean that's an interesting article there!
 
2013-08-19 01:39:49 PM

hardinparamedic: Carn: Who Would Jesus Screw?

Well, if you believe the biblical apocrypha, he had a thing for whores


Well now, who doesn't?
 
2013-08-19 01:39:55 PM
Too big for Fark, this may be considered NSFW depending on your location.
 
2013-08-19 01:40:04 PM
Surprise bugsex!
 
2013-08-19 01:41:10 PM
i677.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-19 01:41:24 PM
Male butterflies, moths and wasps, for example, use same-sex encounters to distract competitors from potential female mates.

Wow.  Level 10 cockblocking.
 
2013-08-19 01:43:05 PM

Aquapope: johnny_vegas: Aquapope: But I was told that homosex was completely unnatural and you can't find any example of it nature.  A priest told me that while I was sucking his dick.

you sound fat

Fat in all the right places!  And by that I mean my dick.  And by dick I mean penis.  My penis is fat is what I'm saying.


obvious post is obvious.....or somehting
 
2013-08-19 01:43:38 PM
"They have evolved to mate quick and dirty," said study co-author Inon Scharf, an evolutionary ecologist at Tel Aviv University. "They grab every opportunity to mate that they have because, if they become slow, they may give up an opportunity to mate."

I am surprised that the Orthodox didn't come to stone his car already.
 
2013-08-19 01:45:04 PM
FTA: "They have evolved to mate quick and dirty," said study co-author Inon Scharf, an evolutionary ecologist at Tel Aviv University. "They grab every opportunity to mate that they have because, if they become slow, they may give up an opportunity to mate."

Yeah, I've dated a few like that.
 
2013-08-19 01:45:19 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: notice there is no mention of homophobe bugs



You know the motivation for why bugs kill each other? I could have sworn I heard a wasp drop the "F" bomb once when he was attacking a bee hive.
 
2013-08-19 01:46:26 PM
The downside, not actual procreation to pass on the genes.

The upside, the as a male you probably won't be eaten by your sexual partner.

\This should be control factor in understanding bug sex pair bonding.
 
2013-08-19 01:48:09 PM

megarian: See? This is what the anti-gay-marriage people were warning us about!

Now I have to find a turtle to fark.


global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-08-19 01:48:16 PM

megarian: See? This is what the anti-gay-marriage people were warning us about!

Now I have to find a turtle to fark.


cdn3.whatculture.com
No, no, I keep telling you people, not a turtle, a duck.
 
2013-08-19 01:49:39 PM
Shazam999
Male butterflies, moths and wasps, for example, use same-sex encounters to distract competitors from potential female mates.
Wow. Level 10 cockblocking.


That needs to be the next Isabella Rossellini video, or Gary Larson needs to come out of retirement to illustrate these survival strategies.
 
2013-08-19 01:54:02 PM

ciberido: megarian: See? This is what the anti-gay-marriage people were warning us about!

Now I have to find a turtle to fark.


No, no, I keep telling you people, not a turtle, a duck.


Now I have to change my entire eharmony profile.
 
2013-08-19 02:00:54 PM
God hates gay insects.
 
2013-08-19 02:02:17 PM

firemanbuck: Aquapope: But I was told that homosex was completely unnatural and you can't find any example of it nature.  A priest told me that while I was sucking his dick.

Don't talk with your mouth full.  Didn't your father teach you any manners?


The more manners Father is teaching are things like "wrap your lips over your teeth"
 
2013-08-19 02:03:09 PM

megarian: See? This is what the anti-gay-marriage people were warning us about!

Now I have to find a turtle to fark.


I'm almost done with this one.

Almost.
Almost.
Almost.
Okay, done.

/don't order the turtle soup
 
2013-08-19 02:09:01 PM
Bug-bug buggery
 
2013-08-19 02:09:02 PM

maltedmothball: megarian: See? This is what the anti-gay-marriage people were warning us about!

Now I have to find a turtle to fark.


At that moment, that's the happiest turtle ever.
 
2013-08-19 02:10:08 PM

ciberido: No, no, I keep telling you people, not a turtle, a duck.


You may want to reconsider that given their 9 inch corkscrew penis.
 
2013-08-19 02:12:50 PM

Aquapope: But I was told that homosex was completely unnatural and you can't find any example of it nature.


There's even a song to explain that.  (warning, song sang badly by homophobes with horrible hair)
 
2013-08-19 02:14:50 PM

brap: To be fair, he had an incredibly feminine cloaca.


What a feminine Cloaca might look like:

www.historyguy.com

/what do you mean that's not her last name?
 
2013-08-19 02:18:50 PM
The team focused on male-male interactions to simplify the analysis, and found that most of these encounters occurred as accidents.

I suppose that sounds like a reasonable excuse for any species.
 
2013-08-19 02:28:25 PM
It's not gay if the thoraxes dont touch.
 
2013-08-19 02:28:54 PM

Danack: ciberido: No, no, I keep telling you people, not a turtle, a duck.

You may want to reconsider that given their 9 inch corkscrew penis.


Yes, I'm told Lea Thompson never worked again.

That video you linked to is a little hard to visualize.  It's easier with a more graphic video (warning: contains explicit video of a duck penis)
 
2013-08-19 02:30:07 PM

amindtat: brap: To be fair, he had an incredibly feminine cloaca.

What a feminine Cloaca might look like:

[www.historyguy.com image 836x1044]

/what do you mean that's not her last name?


Cloaca is a Learned Behavior.
 
2013-08-19 02:34:40 PM

LordJiro: Aquapope: But I was told that homosex was completely unnatural and you can't find any example of it nature.  A priest told me that while I was sucking his dick.

The argument for this situation is "Well, animals cannibalize and eat their own poop too!11!"


How is that an argument. I can think of several examples of the former and an entire fetish for the latter in people.
 
2013-08-19 02:35:37 PM

ciberido: Aquapope: But I was told that homosex was completely unnatural and you can't find any example of it nature.

There's even a song to explain that.  (warning, song sang sung badly by homophobes with horrible hair)


FTFGN
 
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