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2013-08-19 11:03:16 AM  
I'm not even sure why I'm supposed to be outraged.
 
2013-08-19 11:09:40 AM  
Wow.  What a bunch of whiny biatches.
 
2013-08-19 11:09:53 AM  
are teabaggers upset that obama (96) hasn't taken as many vacation days as reagan (180) or bush (346)? i'm confused.
 
2013-08-19 11:17:53 AM  

FlashHarry: are teabaggers upset that obama (96) hasn't taken as many vacation days as reagan (180) or bush (346)? i'm confused.


Yes.  No matter what follows that first part, the answer is yes.
 
2013-08-19 11:20:30 AM  

Diogenes: Wow.  What a bunch of whiny biatches.

 
2013-08-19 11:28:51 AM  
Man, they're like addicts trying to find that next outrage hit and failing miserably.
 
2013-08-19 11:39:36 AM  
Wait, I'm confused. Twitchy via NewBusters is trying to stir up anger at the WH Press Pool because they don't like covering a vacationing president? I fail to see the shocking truth that has been uncovered here. It's not a job I would want.
 
2013-08-19 11:40:54 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Man, they're like addicts trying to find that next outrage hit and failing miserably.


Methamphetamine's a helluva drug.
 
2013-08-19 11:42:48 AM  
Shorter Twitchy: "black people shouldn't take vacations with their food stamps."
 
2013-08-19 11:43:33 AM  
Press corp whining they have to do their jobs.  This is an outrage!
 
2013-08-19 11:45:22 AM  
Works sucks. Film at 11.
 
2013-08-19 11:46:16 AM  

GameSprocket: Works sucks. Film at 11.


I guess I am referring to Microsoft Works and in no way submitted a comment without proofreading.
 
2013-08-19 11:46:32 AM  

Fart_Machine: Press corp whining they have to do their jobs.  This is an outrage!


In a bus! In Martha's Vineyard. While the President of the U-f*cking-nited Goddamn States enjoys a day on the beach with his family, or heaven forfend, eats a damn meal at a business that probably enjoys the money.
 
2013-08-19 11:47:25 AM  
Shut up and eat your lobster or you don't get a creemee.
 
2013-08-19 11:47:49 AM  
"Like what a jerk, he was out playing fetch with his dog. I can go long, Mr. President, and I'm human! HUMAN."

I'm picturing them like the Oliver Twist kids sadly looking through a window as he's cracking lobster and dropping the meat on the floor.
 
2013-08-19 11:48:07 AM  
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2013-08-19 11:48:17 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: I'm not even sure why I'm supposed to be outraged.


the president is vacationing while black
 
2013-08-19 11:49:26 AM  
To be fair, Martha's Vineyard is so 2005.
 
2013-08-19 11:49:44 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: I'm not even sure why I'm supposed to be outraged.


Because Libs, Socialisms and President Fart.  Do you really need anything else?
 
2013-08-19 11:53:22 AM  
Look at that biatch eating crackers like she owns the place.
 
2013-08-19 11:53:22 AM  
 
2013-08-19 11:58:14 AM  
STFU&GBTW!

/pussies
 
2013-08-19 11:58:15 AM  
newsbusters.org

I could have sworn I did a byline photoshop of this guy at one point but I can't find it. Anyway, feast your eyes on Noel Sheppard, NewsBusters' My Little Pony: Diapers Are Magic correspondent
 
2013-08-19 12:01:12 PM  

Jackson Herring: I could have sworn I did a byline photoshop of this guy at one point but I can't find it. Anyway, feast your eyes on Noel Sheppard, NewsBusters' My Little Pony: Diapers Are Magic correspondent


That is the hair of a man who has known many goats intimately.
 
2013-08-19 12:01:47 PM  
FTFC:

"That's what happens when you are a propagandist stenographer covering a narcissistic marxist demagogue. You deserve the inconvenience since you are promoting the destruction of the freedom and liberty of this country. "


Da FUQ????

really?
 
2013-08-19 12:02:08 PM  

Jackson Herring: [newsbusters.org image 84x85]

I could have sworn I did a byline photoshop of this guy at one point but I can't find it. Anyway, feast your eyes on Noel Sheppard, NewsBusters' My Little Pony: Diapers Are Magic correspondent


That is a picture of a man that is really enjoying a bowel movement.
 
2013-08-19 12:02:26 PM  
The thing to remember when you're traveling with President Obama on his vacation is that he's the one who's on vacation not the White House travel pool.

I'm not sure why the article needs to continue beyond that sentence.

/not sure in the rhetorical sense of course.
 
2013-08-19 12:03:51 PM  
Scary? It's their farking job! Maybe you should be a war correspondent instead.
 
2013-08-19 12:04:56 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: FTFC:

"That's what happens when you are a propagandist stenographer covering a narcissistic marxist demagogue. You deserve the inconvenience since you are promoting the destruction of the freedom and liberty of this country. "


Da FUQ????

really?


It's news busters. The person who wrote that comment is a 45 year old housewife on "disability" for bipolar disorder (diagnosed by her husband's friend) who has nothing better to do than parrot the right wing garbage her father and husband have been shoving into her head since she was 5.
 
2013-08-19 12:06:20 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: That's what happens when you are a propagandist stenographer covering a narcissistic marxist demagogue.


Do you think the poster actually understands the highlighted words? Those are just buzzwords which, apparently, mean "bad" and "person I don't like" nowadays.
 
2013-08-19 12:06:21 PM  
Sould I be more outraged when Obama is working and obviously trying to destroy America or more outraged when he is taking a break from destroying America?
 
2013-08-19 12:06:49 PM  
"Being a journalist would be awesome if I didn't have to report stuff.  Sitting in buses is hard."
 
2013-08-19 12:07:47 PM  

Headso: Lionel Mandrake: I'm not even sure why I'm supposed to be outraged.

the president is vacationing while black


Yes, how dare he vacation when there are people who are unemployed who can't afford a vacation!
 
2013-08-19 12:08:22 PM  

imontheinternet: "Being a journalist would be awesome if I didn't have to report stuff.  Sitting in buses is hard."


"When Daddy paid for my j school this was NOT in the course materials! I want Douthat's job!"
 
2013-08-19 12:09:41 PM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: Satan's Bunny Slippers: FTFC:

"That's what happens when you are a propagandist stenographer covering a narcissistic marxist demagogue. You deserve the inconvenience since you are promoting the destruction of the freedom and liberty of this country. "


Da FUQ????

really?

It's news busters. The person who wrote that comment is a 45 year old housewife on "disability" for bipolar disorder (diagnosed by her husband's friend) who has nothing better to do than parrot the right wing garbage her father/husband has been shoving into her head since she was 5.


FTFY
 
2013-08-19 12:15:35 PM  

scrumpox: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Satan's Bunny Slippers: FTFC:

"That's what happens when you are a propagandist stenographer covering a narcissistic marxist demagogue. You deserve the inconvenience since you are promoting the destruction of the freedom and liberty of this country. "


Da FUQ????

really?

It's news busters. The person who wrote that comment is a 45 year old housewife on "disability" for bipolar disorder (diagnosed by her husband's friend) who has nothing better to do than parrot the right wing garbage her father/husband has been shoving into her head since she was 5.

FTFY


Porque no los dos?
 
2013-08-19 12:17:39 PM  
JEFF MASON, REUTERS WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT: So if it's a really late day or a really late night and you're sitting either on the side of the road or in the bus, it can be a little soul draining because you want to get out, you want to move, you want to go, you want to go to bed, and you don't really have any control over your movements at all. You're lucky to have a cool job, but it's, it can be a little rough at times like that.


Life sucks!!
 
2013-08-19 12:17:49 PM  
Dear Whiney Press:
   Where would you rather be covering a president's summer vacation- Martha's Vineyard or Crawford, Texas? One will be in the 70s and the other will be in the high 90s if you are lucky. Don't take to long to choose.
 
2013-08-19 12:19:35 PM  
Those poor suffering bastards. Stuck on Martha's Vineyard during August.

Maybe they should take the first flight to Cairo and count how many steps they can take before they are raped and murdered by the protesters or raped and murdered by the government troops or raped by the protesters and murdered by the government troops or raped by the government troops and murdered by the protesters or murdered then raped by the protesters or murdered then raped by government troops or murdered by the protesters then raped by the government troops or, the crowning turd in the water pipe, murdered by the government troops then raped by the protesters.

Yeah, other nations journalists get murdered all the time for trying to cover stories about government corruption but no here in these United States...oh, wait...never mind...
 
2013-08-19 12:23:52 PM  

nmrsnr: Satan's Bunny Slippers: That's what happens when you are a propagandist stenographer covering a narcissistic marxist demagogue.

Do you think the poster actually understands the highlighted words? Those are just buzzwords which, apparently, mean "bad" and "person I don't like" nowadays.


I'm completely surprised the words are spelled correctly, let alone the poster's understanding (lack of) them.

I just am continually amazed by the amount of what I believe to be copypasta in the comments of stories such as this.  Because you know those posters don't know what they're saying.

At least be an original right wing troll, like some we know.
 
2013-08-19 12:26:48 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Maybe they should take the first flight to Cairo and count how many steps they can take before they are raped and murdered by the protesters or raped and murdered by the government troops or raped by the protesters and murdered by the government troops or raped by the government troops and murdered by the protesters or murdered then raped by the protesters or murdered then raped by government troops or murdered by the protesters then raped by the government troops or, the crowning turd in the water pipe, murdered by the government troops then raped by the protesters.


You must really, really, really like rape.
 
2013-08-19 12:34:51 PM  
I liked this visiting British journalist's view of covering the President, which covers many of the same things, better. The White House press corps has a job I admit I never thought about much, and I always find it interesting to learn a bit about how these people I momentarily see on TV from time to time do their daily work.
 
2013-08-19 12:37:28 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: JEFF MASON, REUTERS WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT: So if it's a really late day or a really late night and you're sitting either on the side of the road or in the bus, it can be a little soul draining because you want to get out, you want to move, you want to go, you want to go to bed, and you don't really have any control over your movements at all. You're lucky to have a cool job, but it's, it can be a little rough at times like that.


Life sucks!!


If he's having problems with control over his movements he should talk to his doctor or change his diet.
 
2013-08-19 12:42:44 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Those poor suffering bastards. Stuck on Martha's Vineyard during August.

Maybe they should take the first flight to Cairo and count how many steps they can take before they are raped and murdered by the protesters or raped and murdered by the government troops or raped by the protesters and murdered by the government troops or raped by the government troops and murdered by the protesters or murdered then raped by the protesters or murdered then raped by government troops or murdered by the protesters then raped by the government troops or, the crowning turd in the water pipe, murdered by the government troops then raped by the protesters.

Yeah, other nations journalists get murdered all the time for trying to cover stories about government corruption but no here in these United States...oh, wait...never mind...


And if you're really lucky, they'll do it in that order.
 
2013-08-19 12:42:53 PM  

Monkeyhouse Zendo: TheShavingofOccam123: Maybe they should take the first flight to Cairo and count how many steps they can take before they are raped and murdered by the protesters or raped and murdered by the government troops or raped by the protesters and murdered by the government troops or raped by the government troops and murdered by the protesters or murdered then raped by the protesters or murdered then raped by government troops or murdered by the protesters then raped by the government troops or, the crowning turd in the water pipe, murdered by the government troops then raped by the protesters.

You must really, really, really like rape.


Well at least now we know Pyramid Head's Fark handle.
 
2013-08-19 12:44:02 PM  
I have an idea.  Instead of following the president around when he's on vacation, how about you do some real investigative journalism and actually cover meaningful news stories?

"Obama golfed on his vacation today" is not news.
 
2013-08-19 01:01:12 PM  
Hey Mr. Whiney Reporter-guy,

What's it say about your skills as a journalist that you job is literally to be there in case the president dies?

Now get back on the bus with the rest of the JV squad and shut up.
 
2013-08-19 01:02:19 PM  
What do these guys want?  Yes, if you're in the press pool and you're following a president around on vacation you have literally nothing news worthy to cover unless something terrible happens in the real world and your network needs to get a sound bite from the prez.  The only less substantive reporting you'll do is if you happen to be covering a campaign during a primary.
 
2013-08-19 01:04:02 PM  

Monkeyhouse Zendo: TheShavingofOccam123: Maybe they should take the first flight to Cairo and count how many steps they can take before they are raped and murdered by the protesters or raped and murdered by the government troops or raped by the protesters and murdered by the government troops or raped by the government troops and murdered by the protesters or murdered then raped by the protesters or murdered then raped by government troops or murdered by the protesters then raped by the government troops or, the crowning turd in the water pipe, murdered by the government troops then raped by the protesters.

You must really, really, really like rape.


And murder too!
 
2013-08-19 01:04:09 PM  
Nobody will let him have 5 minutes alone, yet they biatch about their choice(Or their boss' choice) to not give Obama 5 minutes alone.
 
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