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(WTOP)   John Mellencamp's sons brought up on battery charges are not fighting authority, because authority always wins. Bonus: the kids' names are Hud and Speck   (wtop.com) divider line 4
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2013-08-19 03:14:25 PM
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Meh. I once kicked in the dorm room door of a guy who's friend had given me nine stitches in my forehead earlier that evening. The painkillers and tequila made it surprisingly easy. He should have answered when I knocked (and bellowed like a wounded walrus).

The guy in the dorm room had mistaken me for another guy who was dating his ex-girlfriend. He swung and missed and I put him in a clinch. His friend hit me from the side with one of those heavy, old-fashioned napkin holders. When I came to they were both gone.

Turned out both guys were on swim team scholarships which they would lose if convicted of assault (and any number of other misdemeanors and felonies). Doorless-dorm-room guy and I had a nice 3am chat, which resulted in a "Please don't call the cops" apology from both guys the next day.

The only mistake Hud and Spec made was actually hitting the guy. Showing up unexpectedly in someone's "real" life (especially after they've sobered up) is usually more than enough to set things straight.
2013-08-19 02:57:35 PM
1 votes:
I only associate the name Spec(s) with SOMETHING good, not a snot-nosed brat who beats up people:


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2013-08-19 01:38:31 PM
1 votes:
swaxhog : Bunch of rich white kids get charged with felony assault. Want to guess how this will end?

So snort some coke
and smoke some grass
My daddies money's gonna save my ass..............
2013-08-19 01:21:34 PM
1 votes:
Bunch of rich white kids get charged with felony assault. Want to guess how this will end?
 
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