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(WTOP)   John Mellencamp's sons brought up on battery charges are not fighting authority, because authority always wins. Bonus: the kids' names are Hud and Speck   (wtop.com) divider line 41
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2013-08-19 12:59:57 PM
Cutters.
 
2013-08-19 01:00:46 PM

the kids' names are Hud and Speck


He named his kids after houses?
 
2013-08-19 01:02:34 PM
the kids' names are Hud and Speck

He named his kids after a government agency and serial killer?
 
2013-08-19 01:06:13 PM
ic.pics.livejournal.com
 
2013-08-19 01:06:56 PM
He named his kid after PeeWee Herman's dog?
 
2013-08-19 01:07:15 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

no wonder, he has a barbed wire soul
 
2013-08-19 01:07:50 PM

mcmnky: [ic.pics.livejournal.com image 300x168]


Dammit!
 
2013-08-19 01:08:31 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: [upload.wikimedia.org image 290x453]

no wonder, he has a barbed wire soul


that was back before Patricia Neal had a stroke and had to sell coffee.
 
2013-08-19 01:12:20 PM
12 volts?
 
2013-08-19 01:12:23 PM
Little ditty about Hud and Speck,
Two rich children acting like a Midwest redneck.
Hud is gonna be a football star,
Speck, well he's just a jerk and probably won't get very far.
 
2013-08-19 01:17:40 PM
I believe the kids were named after Mellenkamp's father or grandfather.....

/doesn't mean they should have beat the shiat out of some guy, dumbasses
 
2013-08-19 01:21:34 PM
Bunch of rich white kids get charged with felony assault. Want to guess how this will end?
 
2013-08-19 01:30:14 PM
All right, Speck, put Dottie back on!
 
2013-08-19 01:33:50 PM
Sounds like he needs some kids who won't drive him crazy
 
2013-08-19 01:38:31 PM
swaxhog : Bunch of rich white kids get charged with felony assault. Want to guess how this will end?

So snort some coke
and smoke some grass
My daddies money's gonna save my ass..............
 
2013-08-19 01:53:51 PM

swaxhog: Bunch of rich white kids, whose dad is famous, get charged with felony assault. Want to guess how this will end?


FTFY
 
2013-08-19 02:06:36 PM
Little pink jumpsuits for you and me.
 
2013-08-19 02:08:54 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-19 02:09:58 PM

Badmoodman: the kids' names are Hud and Speck

He named his kids after a government agency and serial killer?


I like this one.

But....dammitall, ya made me think of that ultra-mega-uber-CREEPY video Speck and some other dude in prison made, the one that was showing on the news shows some years back.

/*shudder*
//but then again, Speck was prominent in National Lampoon's Mass Murderer Trading Card set, along with James Oliver Huberty and Ed Gein
 
2013-08-19 02:28:13 PM
How's Meg Ryan doin', meanwhile?
 
2013-08-19 02:34:24 PM
Ain't that America
 
2013-08-19 02:42:44 PM
I know how much that can suck. My phone's been dealing with a lot of battery charges lately too.
 
2013-08-19 02:57:35 PM
I only associate the name Spec(s) with SOMETHING good, not a snot-nosed brat who beats up people:


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-19 03:05:09 PM

swaxhog: Bunch of rich white kids get charged with felony assault. Want to guess how this will end?


Slap on the wrist and a big fat farking lawsuit.
 
2013-08-19 03:14:25 PM
Meh. I once kicked in the dorm room door of a guy who's friend had given me nine stitches in my forehead earlier that evening. The painkillers and tequila made it surprisingly easy. He should have answered when I knocked (and bellowed like a wounded walrus).

The guy in the dorm room had mistaken me for another guy who was dating his ex-girlfriend. He swung and missed and I put him in a clinch. His friend hit me from the side with one of those heavy, old-fashioned napkin holders. When I came to they were both gone.

Turned out both guys were on swim team scholarships which they would lose if convicted of assault (and any number of other misdemeanors and felonies). Doorless-dorm-room guy and I had a nice 3am chat, which resulted in a "Please don't call the cops" apology from both guys the next day.

The only mistake Hud and Spec made was actually hitting the guy. Showing up unexpectedly in someone's "real" life (especially after they've sobered up) is usually more than enough to set things straight.
 
2013-08-19 03:15:00 PM
/cool story bro
 
2013-08-19 03:23:01 PM

Pilikia: Meh. I once kicked in the dorm room door of a guy who's friend had given me nine stitches in my forehead earlier that evening. The painkillers and tequila made it surprisingly easy. He should have answered when I knocked (and bellowed like a wounded walrus).

The guy in the dorm room had mistaken me for another guy who was up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'.

/ better story bro
// badass over here, etc
 
2013-08-19 03:40:46 PM

skozlaw: Pilikia: Meh. I once kicked in the dorm room door of a guy who's friend had given me nine stitches in my forehead earlier that evening. The painkillers and tequila made it surprisingly easy. He should have answered when I knocked (and bellowed like a wounded walrus).

The guy in the dorm room had mistaken me for another guy who was up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'.
/ better story bro
// badass over here, etc


lol
 
2013-08-19 03:42:42 PM
Sounds like he bought the same baby name book as Rmoney.

I just hope the grandkids don't named "Ptang!", "Klud", or "Boi-oi-oi-oing!"
 
2013-08-19 03:45:29 PM

give me doughnuts: I just hope the grandkids don't named "Ptang!", "Klud", or "Boi-oi-oi-oing!"


I don't know. Kang and Kodos would be pretty cool.

/ Thwump
// Splug
/// Yoink
 
2013-08-19 04:03:38 PM

skozlaw: give me doughnuts: I just hope the grandkids don't named "Ptang!", "Klud", or "Boi-oi-oi-oing!"

I don't know. Kang and Kodos would be pretty cool.

/ Thwump
// Splug
/// Yoink


It's starting to sound like Mel Blanc's house over here.
 
2013-08-19 04:08:10 PM

skozlaw: give me doughnuts: I just hope the grandkids don't named "Ptang!", "Klud", or "Boi-oi-oi-oing!"

I don't know. Kang and Kodos would be pretty cool.

/ Thwump
// Splug
/// Yoink


potrzebie
 
2013-08-19 04:14:53 PM
Wait, wait!
Are we sure it's John Mellencamp's kids?  It could have been John Cougar's kids, or John Cougar Mellencamp's kids.  Maybe this is all just a case of mistaken identity...

/I can't tell who he's supposed to be if his name doesn't show up on the XM display.
 
2013-08-19 04:27:03 PM
So John Cougar likes Paul Newman and Leonard Nimoy....


Big Deal!
 
2013-08-19 04:49:13 PM

SpdrJay: So John Cougar likes Paul Newman and Leonard Nimoy....


Big Deal!


Pure comedy gold, my friend.
 
2013-08-19 04:52:53 PM
In all seriousness, which is hard with such stupid names, this is bad news for both of them.  They mistakenly beat this kid because they thought he was at a party and apparently beat very badly.
 
2013-08-19 08:05:25 PM

JNowe: mcmnky: [ic.pics.livejournal.com image 300x168]

Dammit!


sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-08-19 09:52:05 PM
Two Mellencamps?  Victim must be hurt so good
 
2013-08-19 10:03:56 PM
Where did this take place?  Outside the Club Cherry Bomb?
 
2013-08-20 01:04:37 AM
I like that John Mellencamp has also been assaulted by one of his sons.

Here's a clip from Letterman where says his son gave him his black eye.
 
2013-08-20 07:47:30 AM
I live in Bloomington, this is not big news... I think most people here are way past giving a flying shiat about the name Mellencamp. Actually I am rather surprised this even went green.

Seriously, who cares? It's a college town. People get into fights all the damn time. The new parking meters are much more of a big deal ....I hate those farking things!
 
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