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2013-08-19 11:04:47 AM  
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-08-19 11:05:00 AM  
Look at that. Using my tax money to play the white man's game. Will his audacity never end?
 
2013-08-19 11:06:46 AM  
Larry David is not a stand-up guy.
 
2013-08-19 11:08:21 AM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: Look at that. Using my tax money to play the white man's game. Will his audacity never end?


I swear to god this obsession with the man's golf game is rooted in this thinking. The goddamn Speaker of TheHouse plays over 100 rounds a year, and you don't hear shiat about it.
 
2013-08-19 11:10:00 AM  
Did he bring Marty Funkhouser?
 
2013-08-19 11:10:52 AM  

MFAWG: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Look at that. Using my tax money to play the white man's game. Will his audacity never end?

I swear to god this obsession with the man's golf game is rooted in this thinking. The goddamn Speaker of TheHouse plays over 100 rounds a year, and you don't hear shiat about it.


Why is it such a big deal the speaker plays over 100 rounds a year.  You think the game of golf isn't suited for orange skinned people?
 
2013-08-19 11:11:00 AM  

JerseyTim: Did he bring Marty Funkhouser?


"oh yeah, YOUR C*NT IS IN THE SINK."
 
2013-08-19 11:11:50 AM  
I saw "clear history" this weekend.

It was pretty meh.  It's like they said - hey, how about a "Curb" episode, except we change the characters names and put it in Martha's Vineyard.
 
2013-08-19 11:12:12 AM  

bmongar: MFAWG: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Look at that. Using my tax money to play the white man's game. Will his audacity never end?

I swear to god this obsession with the man's golf game is rooted in this thinking. The goddamn Speaker of TheHouse plays over 100 rounds a year, and you don't hear shiat about it.

Why is it such a big deal the speaker plays over 100 rounds a year.  You think the game of golf isn't suited for orange skinned people?


Oompa Loompas would be great caddies
 
2013-08-19 11:19:55 AM  

MFAWG: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Look at that. Using my tax money to play the white man's game. Will his audacity never end?

I swear to god this obsession with the man's golf game is rooted in this thinking. The goddamn Speaker of TheHouse plays over 100 rounds a year, and you don't hear shiat about it.


How much golf did Bush or Clinton play?

Wealthy and powerful people (like preznits and politicians and even space monsters) all play golf. It's something you can do well into your advancing years, it takes up a lot of time, and you get to know someone.

Golf is one of those skills powerful professionals need to cultivate to succeed. We should be giving all our national leaders golf lessons and let them golf with foreign dignitaries.
 
2013-08-19 11:22:41 AM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: MFAWG: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Look at that. Using my tax money to play the white man's game. Will his audacity never end?

I swear to god this obsession with the man's golf game is rooted in this thinking. The goddamn Speaker of TheHouse plays over 100 rounds a year, and you don't hear shiat about it.

How much golf did Bush or Clinton play?

Wealthy and powerful people (like preznits and politicians and even space monsters) all play golf. It's something you can do well into your advancing years, it takes up a lot of time, and you get to know someone.

Golf is one of those skills powerful professionals need to cultivate to succeed. We should be giving all our national leaders golf lessons and let them golf with foreign dignitaries.


There are probably morans somewhere complaining about his golfing but in this case it's just kind of interesting that he golfed with Larry David.
 
2013-08-19 11:23:19 AM  
I, for one, am OUTRAGED! Why isn't he sitting behind his presidential desk and doing presidential stuff?

chapleau.us
 
2013-08-19 11:26:15 AM  
I hear this place is restricted, Larry, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay.
 
2013-08-19 11:32:04 AM  

bmongar: MFAWG: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Look at that. Using my tax money to play the white man's game. Will his audacity never end?

I swear to god this obsession with the man's golf game is rooted in this thinking. The goddamn Speaker of TheHouse plays over 100 rounds a year, and you don't hear shiat about it.

Why is it such a big deal the speaker plays over 100 rounds a year.  You think the game of golf isn't suited for orange skinned people?


This particular Speaker happens to be leading one of the most non-productive Congresses in 230 years. People should be outraged that he's at Ft Belvoir every Wednesday
 
2013-08-19 11:32:08 AM  
I guess there was a jet-stream of bullshiat coming out of the weatherman's mouth.
 
2013-08-19 11:36:25 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-19 11:37:02 AM  

MFAWG: bmongar: MFAWG: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Look at that. Using my tax money to play the white man's game. Will his audacity never end?

I swear to god this obsession with the man's golf game is rooted in this thinking. The goddamn Speaker of TheHouse plays over 100 rounds a year, and you don't hear shiat about it.

Why is it such a big deal the speaker plays over 100 rounds a year.  You think the game of golf isn't suited for orange skinned people?

This particular Speaker happens to be leading one of the most non-productive Congresses in 230 years. People should be outraged that he's at Ft Belvoir every Wednesday


It's not like it's the golf that's preventing him from getting sh*t done.

It's that he doesn't want anything to happen so Republicans can run campaigns in 3 years that say, "see what happens when you elect a nigra, America?"
 
2013-08-19 12:01:58 PM  
I hate the biatching about golf/vacation time for politicians.  I also hate that after 6 hard months of most politician's doing nothing they get about another 6 months off to relieve the stress of doing nothing all for six figure salaries from out tax dollars.  Pretty awesome how that works out, wonder who came up with that idea??
 
2013-08-19 12:06:06 PM  

Cletus C.: Obama's Reptiloid Master: MFAWG: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Look at that. Using my tax money to play the white man's game. Will his audacity never end?

I swear to god this obsession with the man's golf game is rooted in this thinking. The goddamn Speaker of TheHouse plays over 100 rounds a year, and you don't hear shiat about it.

How much golf did Bush or Clinton play?

Wealthy and powerful people (like preznits and politicians and even space monsters) all play golf. It's something you can do well into your advancing years, it takes up a lot of time, and you get to know someone.

Golf is one of those skills powerful professionals need to cultivate to succeed. We should be giving all our national leaders golf lessons and let them golf with foreign dignitaries.

There are probably morans somewhere complaining about his golfing but in this case it's just kind of interesting that he golfed with Larry David.


You might just be the first person to find ANYTHING interesting that involved Larry David.
 
2013-08-19 12:13:50 PM  

JerseyTim: Did he bring Marty Funkhouser?


I was thinking he'd let Crazy Eyez Killah come for the ride.


/You my n*gga?
 
2013-08-19 12:14:35 PM  
Keep Larry David away from Sasha and Malia unless you want them to learn how tampons work.
 
2013-08-19 12:20:47 PM  

Mr. Titanium: Cletus C.: Obama's Reptiloid Master: MFAWG: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Look at that. Using my tax money to play the white man's game. Will his audacity never end?

I swear to god this obsession with the man's golf game is rooted in this thinking. The goddamn Speaker of TheHouse plays over 100 rounds a year, and you don't hear shiat about it.

How much golf did Bush or Clinton play?

Wealthy and powerful people (like preznits and politicians and even space monsters) all play golf. It's something you can do well into your advancing years, it takes up a lot of time, and you get to know someone.

Golf is one of those skills powerful professionals need to cultivate to succeed. We should be giving all our national leaders golf lessons and let them golf with foreign dignitaries.

There are probably morans somewhere complaining about his golfing but in this case it's just kind of interesting that he golfed with Larry David.

You might just be the first person to find ANYTHING interesting that involved Larry David.


Sure, except for the millions who have found his TV shows interesting, you make a good point.
 
2013-08-19 12:23:05 PM  
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The Black Swan community frowns on these shenanigans/
 
2013-08-19 12:23:38 PM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: MFAWG: bmongar: MFAWG: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Look at that. Using my tax money to play the white man's game. Will his audacity never end?

I swear to god this obsession with the man's golf game is rooted in this thinking. The goddamn Speaker of TheHouse plays over 100 rounds a year, and you don't hear shiat about it.

Why is it such a big deal the speaker plays over 100 rounds a year.  You think the game of golf isn't suited for orange skinned people?

This particular Speaker happens to be leading one of the most non-productive Congresses in 230 years. People should be outraged that he's at Ft Belvoir every Wednesday

It's not like it's the golf that's preventing him from getting sh*t done.

It's that he doesn't want anything to happen so Republicans can run campaigns in 3 years that say, "see what happens when you elect a nigra, America?"


Yeah this. Most elected Republicans may be abject troglodytes, but they at least know that any successful government action during the Obama Administration will ultimately enhance his legacy, proving to many Americans that Democrat > Republican.
 
2013-08-19 12:33:05 PM  

vernonFL: [cdn.uproxx.com image 500x280]


You think the Obama at any point during the game called himself "president of that ass?"
 
2013-08-19 12:35:47 PM  

Obama's Reptiloid Master: Wealthy and powerful people (like preznits and politicians and even space monsters) all play golf. It's something you can do well into your advancing years, it takes up a lot of time, and you get to know someone.


Golfing is expensive to get into and is seen by many as an elitist activity. It provides a natural barrier between "us" and "them" because  the equipment is expensive, it requires an enormous amount of land to play, and even in the 21st century country clubs are allowed to discriminate against "undesirables" when they deem it necessary.

People who like to golf should shut the f#ck up and golf.
 
2013-08-19 12:38:31 PM  
Hopefully he didn't use the remote lock on his car when he was with the president. You never know when Wanda Sykes is nearby where she can get the wrong idea.
 
2013-08-19 12:50:20 PM  
So a Jew and a black guy were allowed on a golf course?

My, how times have changed.
 
2013-08-19 12:53:16 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Obama's Reptiloid Master: Wealthy and powerful people (like preznits and politicians and even space monsters) all play golf. It's something you can do well into your advancing years, it takes up a lot of time, and you get to know someone.

Golfing is expensive to get into and is seen by many as an elitist activity. It provides a natural barrier between "us" and "them" because  the equipment is expensive, it requires an enormous amount of land to play, and even in the 21st century country clubs are allowed to discriminate against "undesirables" when they deem it necessary.

People who like to golf should shut the f#ck up and golf.


I fully admit it's something of an elitist game. But many activities and hobbies require a significant financial contribution.

Still, if you're in certain industries (law and politics at the least), the golf course is as important as the boardroom meeting table. A lot of work gets done over a round of golf, and that means lots of professionals have to keep their game up or risk some embarrassing moments the next time they're working out a deal with a big client or whatever.
 
2013-08-19 12:54:42 PM  
I call bs. What kinda club lets a Jew AND a colored in?
 
2013-08-19 01:09:25 PM  

vernonFL: [cdn.uproxx.com image 500x280]


Danny Duberstein is good at two things: that's math and farking.
 
2013-08-19 02:18:03 PM  
I would love to hear what they talked about.  I'm sure LD has some great suggestions for the country.
 
2013-08-19 02:30:28 PM  
pet peeve   golf is not a verb.

do people say " Oh he's tennising"    no.


one plays golf.  One does not go golfing.

and Larry David was funny on Feherty
 
2013-08-19 02:47:34 PM  

uknowzit: pet peeve   golf is not a verb.


golf |gälf, gôlf|
noun
1 a game played on a large open-air course, in which a small hard ball is struck with a club into a series of small holes in the ground, the object being to use the fewest possible strokes to complete the course.
A golf course usually has 18 holes, each set in a smooth lawn (a green) separated from the others by stretches of smooth grass (fairways), rough ground, sand-filled bunkers, and other hazards. Various clubs are used to hit the ball from a tee toward the green and then putt it into the hole.
2 a code word representing the letter G, used in radio communication.
verb [ no obj. ]
play golf: (as noungolfing) : a week's golfing.
 
2013-08-19 05:28:14 PM  
idlethumb.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-19 07:11:41 PM  
So what did Larry David say to Barrack Obama after he thought he saw Obama cheat on his golf score?

/Did you see that?
 
2013-08-20 04:44:22 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: JerseyTim: Did he bring Marty Funkhouser?

I was thinking he'd let Crazy Eyez Killah come for the ride.


/You my n*gga?


I'm hoping I can be your Caucasian...

...here's your jacket back. :^[
 
2013-08-20 03:20:59 PM  
At least Larry was looking good as he was wearing his golf duds and was all "tucked in".
 
2013-08-20 05:14:51 PM  
www.weeklystandard.com
 
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