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(The Daily Beast)   Ted Cruz, "creepy?" Well, in college, he liked to stroll the hallways of the women's dorm wearing a paisley bathrobe. Giggity   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 107
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2013-08-19 09:41:31 AM  
FTA:  "It was my distinct impression that Ted had nothing to learn from anyone else," said Erik Leitch, who lived in Butler College with Cruz. Leitch said he remembers Cruz as someone who wanted to argue over anything or nothing, just for the exercise of arguing. "The only point of Ted talking to you was to convince you of the rightness of his views."

So he was (and is) an asshole.
 
2013-08-19 10:01:22 AM  
Who cares about college? he's plenty creepy now.
 
2013-08-19 10:45:14 AM  
The only point of Ted talking to you was to convince you of the rightness of his views.

So you mean he is like every single person I have ever seen to openly support him?
 
2013-08-19 11:42:08 AM  
I guess arrogant pricks need a political role model, too...

Ted, you're pretty intelligent, but your cockish behavior will get the best of you in the long run, even if it is just a ploy to garner support from the idiot rube voting bloc..
 
2013-08-19 12:01:49 PM  
This is a quintessential example of the type of hit piece the media always writes for republicans and never writes for democrats,
 
2013-08-19 12:09:05 PM  

SlothB77: This is a quintessential example of the type of hit piece the media always writes for republicans and never writes for democrats,


You're trying too hard.
 
2013-08-19 12:14:17 PM  

SlothB77: This is a quintessential example of the type of hit piece the media always writes for republicans and never writes for democrats,


cry moar
 
2013-08-19 12:15:56 PM  
I'm no fan, but
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2013-08-19 12:18:20 PM  

markie_farkie: I guess arrogant pricks need a political role model, too...

Ted, you're pretty intelligent, but your cockish behavior will get the best of you in the long run, even if it is just a ploy to garner support from the idiot rube voting bloc..


It plays amongst the crowd who thinks that anyone who "sticks it to the libs" is OK, but I can't imagine that it would appeal to anyone outside of that group.
 
2013-08-19 12:19:58 PM  
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2013-08-19 12:20:01 PM  

SlothB77: This is a quintessential example of the type of hit piece the media* always writes for republicans and never writes for democrats,


*Doesn't include Twitchy, HotAir, NewsBusters, Fox News, NY Post, Free Republic, WSJ, Drudge, Blaze, Breitbart, Newsmax, WorldNetDaily, Daily Caller, Washington Times, American Thinker......
 
2013-08-19 12:48:00 PM  
I'm going to go ahead and just assume that all big name GOP members are kinky sex freaks deep in denial about the limits of their own sexuality.
 
2013-08-19 12:49:08 PM  

SlothB77: This is a quintessential example of the type of hit piece the media always writes for republicans and never writes for democrats,


Hit up the drudge report...they usually got something about freaky sex going on in the white house.
 
2013-08-19 12:56:34 PM  

FlashHarry: So he was (and is) an asshole.


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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
 
2013-08-19 01:07:32 PM  
I too had a paisley bathrobe but preferred wandering the dormitory hallways nude.
 
2013-08-19 01:08:33 PM  
Thanks, Texas, for electing this guy as one of your representatives on the national stage, it gives me a warm glow every time he opens his mouth.
 
2013-08-19 01:10:09 PM  

Cake Hunter: Who cares about college? he's plenty creepy now.


Yeah, I really don't care about what the guy did in 1988.  However I didn't realize he was a year younger than I am.  Wow, the man really hasn't aged well.
 
2013-08-19 01:12:40 PM  

SlothB77: This is a quintessential example of the type of hit piece the media always writes for republicans and never writes for democrats,


Whaaa!
 
2013-08-19 01:13:27 PM  
It was my distinct impression that Ted had nothing to learn from anyone else

In other words, the quintessential Republican.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-19 01:13:46 PM  
Yep.. still reminds me of the Devo guy...

www.templeofdevo.com

Same IQ, too.
 
2013-08-19 01:13:55 PM  
There was this time in summer camp when one of the Cabin Leaders used to like to get the boys to parade to the showers wearing nothing but a towel.  He'd always detour them close to the girls cabins.  It was kinda creepy, the Cabin Leader disappeared in less than a week.
 
2013-08-19 01:14:14 PM  
That's some fine reporting there, Lou.
 
2013-08-19 01:14:19 PM  

SlothB77: This is a quintessential example of the type of hit piece the media always writes for republicans and never writes for democrats,


Oh, you poor, dear Republicans, so persecuted... so misunderstood... everyone's against you because you're always right.
 
2013-08-19 01:15:17 PM  
At least he wasn't forcibly cutting anyone's hair.
 
2013-08-19 01:16:36 PM  
Well sure, but did he dress up as a cop?  Belligerently terrorize and cut the hair of other male students?

You got a looooong way to go on the creepy scale, Ted.
 
2013-08-19 01:17:19 PM  
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Heeeeyyyyy!

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Hey!

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I was talking to Marcus.
 
2013-08-19 01:17:32 PM  

Shaggy_C: At least he wasn't forcibly cutting anyone's hair.


1.5 seconds!

*tiny fist, all that*
 
2013-08-19 01:19:10 PM  

SlothB77: This is a quintessential example of the type of hit piece the media always writes for republicans and never writes for democrats,


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"OH YOU!"
 
2013-08-19 01:21:02 PM  

brap: I too had a paisley bathrobe but preferred wandering the dormitory hallways nude.


Dad?
 
2013-08-19 01:23:38 PM  
His given name is Rafael Eduardo Cruz and his father was a Cuban.  "Ted" is his nickname.  Some people say his middle name is either Hussein or Castro but he says it is Edward.
 
2013-08-19 01:27:17 PM  
Who in the bloody f*ck is exactly the same at 17 and 42?

Be a creepy rapey bathrobe wearing guy all you want, but someone that doesn't change at all between 17 and 42 is mentally disturbed.
 
2013-08-19 01:30:27 PM  
You mean Rafael BEEBOP ROCKSTEADY "Ted" Cruz?
 
2013-08-19 01:30:34 PM  

TheWhoppah: His given name is Rafael Fidel Castro Eduardo Hugo Chavez Santa Ana de Cruz and his father was a Cuban.  "Ted" is his nickname.  Some people say know his middle name is either Hussein or Castro but he says it is Edward.


Fixed for accuracy.
 
2013-08-19 01:31:54 PM  

UberDave: The only point of Ted talking to you was to convince you of the rightness of his views.

So you mean he is like every single person I have ever seen to openly support him?


It's a weird detachment from reality where logic goes to die.

My college freshman roommate went nutso and became hyper conservative/libertarian. He quit a job in Manhattan to work for Ron Paul's presidential campaign and now spends his time in Washington going to CPAC and being a political idealist.

We finally kicked him out of a wedding (and our social circle) because he just wouldn't shut the hell up about anything.
 
2013-08-19 01:32:21 PM  
i90.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-19 01:33:55 PM  

bulldg4life: Who in the bloody f*ck is exactly the same at 17 and 42?

Be a creepy rapey bathrobe wearing guy all you want, but someone that doesn't change at all between 17 and 42 is mentally disturbed.


why change if you are already perfect.  It would be insane to mess with perfection.
 
2013-08-19 01:34:11 PM  
Whoa, wait a minute, summer down now... Cruz is a farking Princeton educated elitist!?

straighten me out here Patriots, i thought we weren't interested in educated minds.
 
2013-08-19 01:35:43 PM  
"Pick a target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it."

Saul Alinsky -- Rules for Radicals
 
2013-08-19 01:35:52 PM  

Isitoveryet: Whoa, wait a minute, summer down now... Cruz is a farking Princeton educated elitist!?

straighten me out here Patriots, i thought we weren't interested in educated minds.


So people who go to elite liberal schools and still come out conservative have proven their metal and ability to stand up to the libs.  They are damn heros
 
2013-08-19 01:36:21 PM  
I will hear nothing evil said of paisley. My favorite tie was a black and white paisley tie. Beer belly and ties do not mix--bellies get bigger and ties stay the same.

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d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-19 01:37:50 PM  

bmongar: Isitoveryet: Whoa, wait a minute, summer down now... Cruz is a farking Princeton educated elitist!?

straighten me out here Patriots, i thought we weren't interested in educated minds.

So people who go to elite liberal schools and still come out conservative have proven their metal and ability to stand up to the libs.  They are damn heros


Yeah.  Anyone that is that old and still thinks he knows everything has GOT to be a Republican.

//I will never learn all I want to learn before I die.. no way.
 
2013-08-19 01:43:39 PM  
I knew a Paisley Bathrobe back in college, so I'm getting a kick...


/no, not really.
 
2013-08-19 01:46:07 PM  
Does anyone else get the closet case vibe from that dude? my gaydar goes off whenever I hear him talk.
 
2013-08-19 01:46:19 PM  
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Nice 5-head, Ted.
 
2013-08-19 01:46:52 PM  
I don't give a shiat if he was creepy in college. He's dumber than a sack of retarded hammers NOW.
 
2013-08-19 01:46:54 PM  
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RIP
 
2013-08-19 01:47:22 PM  

Headso: Does anyone else get the closet case vibe from that dude? my gaydar goes off whenever I hear him talk.


Link
 
2013-08-19 01:49:48 PM  
That's more creepy than ordering dozens of drone strikes that kill hundreds of children?  You democrats have some sick farking morals.
 
2013-08-19 01:50:05 PM  

SlothB77: This is a quintessential example of the type of hit piece the media always writes for republicans and never writes for democrats,


Depends of the meaning of the word "is."
 
2013-08-19 01:52:38 PM  
From wikipedia: Paisley or Paisley pattern is a term in English for a design using the boteh, a droplet-shaped vegetable motif of Persian or Indian origin.

Persia!  Cruz is a sleeper agent / secret muslim !!!
 
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