SlothB77: This is a quintessential example of the type of hit piece the media always writes for republicans and never writes for democrats,
markie_farkie: I guess arrogant pricks need a political role model, too...Ted, you're pretty intelligent, but your cockish behavior will get the best of you in the long run, even if it is just a ploy to garner support from the idiot rube voting bloc..
SlothB77: This is a quintessential example of the type of hit piece the media* always writes for republicans and never writes for democrats,
FlashHarry: So he was (and is) an asshole.
Cake Hunter: Who cares about college? he's plenty creepy now.
Shaggy_C: At least he wasn't forcibly cutting anyone's hair.
brap: I too had a paisley bathrobe but preferred wandering the dormitory hallways nude.
TheWhoppah: His given name is Rafael Fidel Castro Eduardo Hugo Chavez Santa Ana de Cruz and his father was a Cuban. "Ted" is his nickname. Some people say know his middle name is either Hussein or Castro but he says it is Edward.
UberDave: The only point of Ted talking to you was to convince you of the rightness of his views.So you mean he is like every single person I have ever seen to openly support him?
bulldg4life: Who in the bloody f*ck is exactly the same at 17 and 42?Be a creepy rapey bathrobe wearing guy all you want, but someone that doesn't change at all between 17 and 42 is mentally disturbed.
Isitoveryet: Whoa, wait a minute, summer down now... Cruz is a farking Princeton educated elitist!?straighten me out here Patriots, i thought we weren't interested in educated minds.
bmongar: Isitoveryet: Whoa, wait a minute, summer down now... Cruz is a farking Princeton educated elitist!?straighten me out here Patriots, i thought we weren't interested in educated minds.So people who go to elite liberal schools and still come out conservative have proven their metal and ability to stand up to the libs. They are damn heros
Nice 5-head, Ted.
Headso: Does anyone else get the closet case vibe from that dude? my gaydar goes off whenever I hear him talk.
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