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2013-08-19 11:15:25 AM  
Interesting that they left of these 3 facts:

1) Most women have one breast that is slightly larger than the other. This can be due to many factors, including poor posture, having a previous sexual partner who only paid attention to one of her breasts, gravital variations, etc. This can be a very sensitive topic for women and one should never draw attention to such a size discrepancy. Be subtle, and divide your attention equally between both breasts. However, use slightly more pressure whenever suckling, fondling, or otherwise stimulating the smaller breast; over time, you can help even them out.

2) The act of "motorboating," as it is called (when a man places his face between a woman's breasts, purses his lips, and shakes his head back and forth in a rapid manner while imitating the sound of a motor boat) is actually healthy for women's breasts (especially more endowed women) in that it helps aerate her cleavage. Many bras cause excessive sweat build up and dampness in the cleaval area, which can in turn lead to skin infections and malignant odors. A brief, vigorous, daily motorboating can help prevent or alleviate these symptoms.

3) For many women, the nipples are a source of extreme sexual pleasure, but it's a mistake to assume that simply chewing, sucking, gnawing, or rolling them will be sufficient. In fact, for most women it is only through a set pattern of stimuli that a nipple-based orgasm can be achieved. This pattern must be discovered by her partner, and will typically involve a series of movements and alternating breastal attention. So, assuming the code S-sucking, F- flicking (with tongue) T- tweaking (with finger) B - blowing, and utilizing both left (L) and right (R) breast, a possible stimuli pattern might be:

LF LT LB RT RT LT LB LS LS LS RS RS RS RB RB RT LF LF LS
 
2013-08-19 11:18:08 AM  
media.twirlit.com
 
2013-08-19 11:18:21 AM  
There is a direct correlation to the size and square inches of boobs displayed and the number of free drinks bought.
 
2013-08-19 11:18:47 AM  

Pocket Ninja: LF LT LB RT RT LT LB LS LS LS RS RS RS RB RB RT LF LF LS


Think of this at kinda of like the Konami code for tits
 
2013-08-19 11:19:13 AM  
chivethebrigade.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-19 11:21:23 AM  
www.labosvj.fr
 
2013-08-19 11:22:22 AM  
chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-19 11:22:37 AM  
Little Known Boob Fact: The term "boob" was coined after the first caveman was tricked into knocking out a crazy cave woman because her boobs where of an above average size.
 
2013-08-19 11:23:41 AM  
The only thing this thread is missing is beer.
 
2013-08-19 11:24:01 AM  
i171.photobucket.com
fark it, I'll be honest.
 
2013-08-19 11:24:45 AM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-19 11:25:15 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-19 11:25:28 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Interesting that they left of these 3 facts:

1) Most women have one breast that is slightly larger than the other. This can be due to many factors, including poor posture, having a previous sexual partner who only paid attention to one of her breasts, gravital variations, etc. This can be a very sensitive topic for women and one should never draw attention to such a size discrepancy. Be subtle, and divide your attention equally between both breasts. However, use slightly more pressure whenever suckling, fondling, or otherwise stimulating the smaller breast; over time, you can help even them out.

2) The act of "motorboating," as it is called (when a man places his face between a woman's breasts, purses his lips, and shakes his head back and forth in a rapid manner while imitating the sound of a motor boat) is actually healthy for women's breasts (especially more endowed women) in that it helps aerate her cleavage. Many bras cause excessive sweat build up and dampness in the cleaval area, which can in turn lead to skin infections and malignant odors. A brief, vigorous, daily motorboating can help prevent or alleviate these symptoms.

3) For many women, the nipples are a source of extreme sexual pleasure, but it's a mistake to assume that simply chewing, sucking, gnawing, or rolling them will be sufficient. In fact, for most women it is only through a set pattern of stimuli that a nipple-based orgasm can be achieved. This pattern must be discovered by her partner, and will typically involve a series of movements and alternating breastal attention. So, assuming the code S-sucking, F- flicking (with tongue) T- tweaking (with finger) B - blowing, and utilizing both left (L) and right (R) breast, a possible stimuli pattern might be:

LF LT LB RT RT LT LB LS LS LS RS RS RS RB RB RT LF LF LS


Thank you for making my morning once again, sir.
 
2013-08-19 11:25:51 AM  
This thread is not going to be a bookmark.

/because I'm never closing the tab
 
2013-08-19 11:26:16 AM  
i284.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-19 11:26:53 AM  
freewallpaperss.com
 
2013-08-19 11:27:02 AM  

ChipNASA: [chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com image 500x720]



She looks a bit chilly.
 
2013-08-19 11:28:22 AM  
Little Known Boob Fact: The Push Up bra was invented by a gay man with the intended purpose to troll straight men.
 
2013-08-19 11:29:00 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Interesting that they left of these 3 facts:

1) Most women have one breast that is slightly larger than the other. This can be due to many factors, including poor posture, having a previous sexual partner who only paid attention to one of her breasts, gravital variations, etc. This can be a very sensitive topic for women and one should never draw attention to such a size discrepancy. Be subtle, and divide your attention equally between both breasts. However, use slightly more pressure whenever suckling, fondling, or otherwise stimulating the smaller breast; over time, you can help even them out.

2) The act of "motorboating," as it is called (when a man places his face between a woman's breasts, purses his lips, and shakes his head back and forth in a rapid manner while imitating the sound of a motor boat) is actually healthy for women's breasts (especially more endowed women) in that it helps aerate her cleavage. Many bras cause excessive sweat build up and dampness in the cleaval area, which can in turn lead to skin infections and malignant odors. A brief, vigorous, daily motorboating can help prevent or alleviate these symptoms.

3) For many women, the nipples are a source of extreme sexual pleasure, but it's a mistake to assume that simply chewing, sucking, gnawing, or rolling them will be sufficient. In fact, for most women it is only through a set pattern of stimuli that a nipple-based orgasm can be achieved. This pattern must be discovered by her partner, and will typically involve a series of movements and alternating breastal attention. So, assuming the code S-sucking, F- flicking (with tongue) T- tweaking (with finger) B - blowing, and utilizing both left (L) and right (R) breast, a possible stimuli pattern might be:

LF LT LB RT RT LT LB LS LS LS RS RS RS RB RB RT LF LF LS


My pattern is Left Right Left Right Up Down Up Down B A B A
 
2013-08-19 11:29:23 AM  
FTA:  According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, breast implants are now the number one cosmetic procedure in the United States.  How ironic is it then that a procedure that is undertaken to supposedly enhance a woman's self-esteem has resulted in a finding that women who get breast implants are at least three times more likely to commit suicide.

...How the fark is that ironic?

I mean, they're assuming they got the breast implants to treat low self esteem and that they then killed themselves due to low self esteem, which is already a stretch, but even taking that for granted; it's no more ironic than saying "Bob took medication to treat his cancer before he died of cancer! How ironic!".
 
2013-08-19 11:29:38 AM  
I'm starting a door to door breast cancer prevention service.
 
2013-08-19 11:30:23 AM  
Pocket Ninja:
LFLTLBRTRTLTLBLSLSLSRSRSRSRBRBRTLFLFLS

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-19 11:30:40 AM  

jfivealive: Pocket Ninja: Interesting that they left of these 3 facts:

1) Most women have one breast that is slightly larger than the other. This can be due to many factors, including poor posture, having a previous sexual partner who only paid attention to one of her breasts, gravital variations, etc. This can be a very sensitive topic for women and one should never draw attention to such a size discrepancy. Be subtle, and divide your attention equally between both breasts. However, use slightly more pressure whenever suckling, fondling, or otherwise stimulating the smaller breast; over time, you can help even them out.

2) The act of "motorboating," as it is called (when a man places his face between a woman's breasts, purses his lips, and shakes his head back and forth in a rapid manner while imitating the sound of a motor boat) is actually healthy for women's breasts (especially more endowed women) in that it helps aerate her cleavage. Many bras cause excessive sweat build up and dampness in the cleaval area, which can in turn lead to skin infections and malignant odors. A brief, vigorous, daily motorboating can help prevent or alleviate these symptoms.

3) For many women, the nipples are a source of extreme sexual pleasure, but it's a mistake to assume that simply chewing, sucking, gnawing, or rolling them will be sufficient. In fact, for most women it is only through a set pattern of stimuli that a nipple-based orgasm can be achieved. This pattern must be discovered by her partner, and will typically involve a series of movements and alternating breastal attention. So, assuming the code S-sucking, F- flicking (with tongue) T- tweaking (with finger) B - blowing, and utilizing both left (L) and right (R) breast, a possible stimuli pattern might be:

LF LT LB RT RT LT LB LS LS LS RS RS RS RB RB RT LF LF LS

My pattern is Left Right Left Right Up Down Up Down B A B A


My ex called it "TUNE IN TOKYO"
 
2013-08-19 11:31:19 AM  
images.wikia.com
 
2013-08-19 11:31:33 AM  
10) Research proves that 100% of heterosexual men who look at breasts are statistically more likely to develop attention deficit hey nice boobs.
 
2013-08-19 11:31:56 AM  
Personal fact (that I'm not alone in, I'm sure) -

They cheer me up. I like them and I don't really care why. Big, small, all. My ex joked about getting my a "boobies make me smile" t-shirt because without fail they would. I'd be stressed about something, she'd walk by and flash me, I'd smile and start laughing at how silly of a situation it was.

/Blatant bookmark
//Seeing how I've very recently been diagnosed with depression, I could use some.
///BIE to help out a stressed out farker?
//EIP
/Slashies
 
2013-08-19 11:32:09 AM  
bewbie thread...I'm out...
 
2013-08-19 11:32:15 AM  
It's weird, I was just thinking about breasts.
 
2013-08-19 11:33:38 AM  
This thread is extending my life.
 
2013-08-19 11:34:02 AM  

Pocket Ninja: 3) For many women, the nipples are a source of extreme sexual pleasure, but it's a mistake to assume that simply chewing, sucking, gnawing, or rolling them will be sufficient. In fact, for most women it is only through a set pattern of stimuli that a nipple-based orgasm can be achieved. This pattern must be discovered by her partner, and will typically involve a series of movements and alternating breastal attention. So, assuming the code S-sucking, F- flicking (with tongue) T- tweaking (with finger) B - blowing, and utilizing both left (L) and right (R) breast, a possible stimuli pattern might be:

LF LT LB RT RT LT LB LS LS LS RS RS RS RB RB RT LF LF LS


farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-08-19 11:34:09 AM  
imstars.aufeminin.com
 
2013-08-19 11:34:15 AM  
Ok, I'll do it

BIE?

/EIP
 
2013-08-19 11:35:41 AM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-19 11:36:26 AM  
theblackduck.net
 
2013-08-19 11:36:50 AM  
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2013-08-19 11:37:08 AM  
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2013-08-19 11:37:18 AM  
Good news,looks like I'm gunna live for ever. I love big silicon enhanced titties, I guess that makes me a finacially insecure loser but what the hell I'm going to be around for a while.
 
2013-08-19 11:38:40 AM  

blatz514: [imstars.aufeminin.com image 283x360]


That's a man.
 
2013-08-19 11:41:41 AM  
Wow hadn't seen pocket ninja in a while, nice to see he's back at it.
/bie
 
2013-08-19 11:43:03 AM  

yanoosh: Good news,looks like I'm gunna live for ever. I love big silicon SILICONE enhanced titties, I guess that makes me a finacially insecure loser but what the hell I'm going to be around for a while.


It's sili CONE with an E, unless you like your boobs filled with a nonmetallic element occurring extensively in the earth's crust in silica and silicates, having both an amorphous and a crystalline allotrope, and used doped or in combination with other materials.
 
2013-08-19 11:47:02 AM  

DubtodaIll: blatz514: [imstars.aufeminin.com image 283x360]

That's a man.


Whatever you say
 
2013-08-19 11:47:51 AM  
That is interesting, particularly #3. I am not at all interested in having children and I prefer tiny chicks. Like 5'0"-5'4" 110ish lbs and so forth. Generally I find that type of girl has smaller boobs. It's not that I actually prefer the smaller boobs, it's that I really don't care that much about breast size, and the body type of women I'm most attracted to tend to be smaller in the chest. I also am not a big fan of women with big asses or wide hips. I tend to find the very firm and tiny volleyball player butts to be hotter. I do wonder if both of those tendencies have something to do with large breasts and wide hips being associated with child-rearing, and my total lack of a desire for having children.
 
2013-08-19 11:50:08 AM  
Taking some of these factoids together, using bad logic...men who like big breasts want to start a family, are dom sexists, poor, hungry, and likely to live longer.
 
2013-08-19 11:50:49 AM  

brap: It's weird, I was just thinking about breasts.


Said every man, always.
 
2013-08-19 11:51:12 AM  
Yes! I would like to see them.
Ok, now roll em up and put em away.
 
2013-08-19 11:51:21 AM  
BIE EIP
 
2013-08-19 11:52:28 AM  

taurusowner: That is interesting, particularly #3. I am not at all interested in having children and I prefer tiny chicks. Like 5'0"-5'4" 110ish lbs and so forth. Generally I find that type of girl has smaller boobs. It's not that I actually prefer the smaller boobs, it's that I really don't care that much about breast size, and the body type of women I'm most attracted to tend to be smaller in the chest. I also am not a big fan of women with big asses or wide hips. I tend to find the very firm and tiny volleyball player butts to be hotter. I do wonder if both of those tendencies have something to do with large breasts and wide hips being associated with child-rearing, and my total lack of a desire for having children.


i142.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-19 11:53:29 AM  

zabadu: yanoosh: Good news,looks like I'm gunna live for ever. I love big silicon SILICONE enhanced titties, I guess that makes me a finacially insecure loser but what the hell I'm going to be around for a while.

It's sili CONE with an E, unless you like your boobs filled with a nonmetallic element occurring extensively in the earth's crust in silica and silicates, having both an amorphous and a crystalline allotrope, and used doped or in combination with other materials.


Like... bags of sand?
 
2013-08-19 11:53:51 AM  

taurusowner: That is interesting, particularly #3. I am not at all interested in having children and I prefer tiny chicks. Like 5'0"-5'4" 110ish lbs and so forth. Generally I find that type of girl has smaller boobs. It's not that I actually prefer the smaller boobs, it's that I really don't care that much about breast size, and the body type of women I'm most attracted to tend to be smaller in the chest. I also am not a big fan of women with big asses or wide hips. I tend to find the very firm and tiny volleyball player butts to be hotter. I do wonder if both of those tendencies have something to do with large breasts and wide hips being associated with child-rearing, and my total lack of a desire for having children.


i prefer women who'll talk to me.
 
2013-08-19 11:54:36 AM  
BIE EIP
I heard that doesn't exist.
Need proof.
 
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