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(Orlando Sentinel)   One state considers undoing that whole separation of church and state thing   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 19
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2013-08-19 08:23:40 AM  
5 votes:
Welcome to the Church of the First Republican, brothers and sisters. What a great day our Repubican leaders have made.

Please turn in your bible to Book of Reagan, First Term chapter 3. And he did see the tax rates for the rich cuteth and they did trickle down. Amen, brothers and sisters. Amen. And catsup shall be a vegetable for ever and a day. Amen.

And now time for our hymn. Please turn to Page 347 and sing along

Obama is wrong. he can't see the light
Even though he's exactly like George W
The man just can't see the light.

Though the national debt did fall
from 2001 to 2009
Obama's been spending crazily
and that's an impeachable crime


All together now

And that's an impeachable crime...

Okay. It's time to pass the plate. Everyone pony up 10% as is the custom. But if you make over $250,000, you get to cut 4% because you pay way too much for what you get. And if you make less that 40,000, pony up an extra 5% because you really don't pay your fail share.

Now go in peace and remember Commandment 3: If thou are opposed to it, complain loudly and with much blind rage. Change shall come in 8 years.
2013-08-19 01:27:15 PM  
2 votes:
God is too busy helping people score touchdowns to vote Republican.
2013-08-19 08:29:58 AM  
2 votes:
Which one of the 57 states is that?
2013-08-19 08:53:21 PM  
1 votes:

RobSeace: hillary: So every time I read about this idea of seperation of church and state, I note the idiot tossing out the phrase. It does not exist in our constitution. Nor in the Bill of Rights, nor in any amendment. It appears in case law only. I was once told that the phrase did appear in the U.S.S.R.'s official ccommunist manifestos, but I never found out if that was an urban myth.

So seriously, stop using that phrase. You are only showing yourself to be an idiot.

You mean idiots like Thomas Jefferson describing the first amendment?


Of course. And he was a godless communist, too -- even before Karl Marx was born. But Hillary's actually right. Jefferson talked about a wall of separation, spelling the word correctly. He never said anything about seperation. And thus, I note the idiot who can't spell.
2013-08-19 04:00:07 PM  
1 votes:

Joe Blowme: So is Florida trying to make congress Congpass  law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof? Hmmm, interesting


Read the article.  Subtard didn't either.  The article was printed in a Florida paper but has jack-shiat to do with Florida.
2013-08-19 01:07:22 PM  
1 votes:
How lacking is the education of our yoots.

How weak, the tea of secular arguments

How vapid the insular view they know nothing of

How thoroughly the men of our Revolutionary past would smack your ass around for being dumbassery gone wild

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"I hate Jesus Christ and despise His churches, because they're trying to keep me from getting elected .."

In 1954, Senator Lyndon B. Johnson, faced fierce re-election opposition from anti-leftist groups and conservative Christians.He successfully changed the IRS code, prohibiting non-profits and churches from endorsing or opposing political candidates.Such language is a violation of the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution - the law of the land which states,"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech..." Johnson's IRS insertion was then, and is now, a violation of individual rights of freedom of speech and the free exercise of religion.Prior to this time, no restrictions on the free speech of church entities and their members existed.This is all condoned under a false view of Jefferson 's so-called "wall of separation" doctrine.
2013-08-19 10:37:16 AM  
1 votes:
Idiot  subby didn't even read his own article.
2013-08-19 10:14:37 AM  
1 votes:
The IRS will only get involved if the church leans Republican.
2013-08-19 10:03:23 AM  
1 votes:

hillary: Serious answer: Your fly is open and please stop wiping your boogers on your shirt.


So pleased that you've chosen to engage in serious discourse about a serious subject which you yourself brought up, and upon which you've seen fit to insult your readers and me in particular.

I have a sledgehammer and a wedge.  Nowhere in their descriptions is the phrase "neat stack of split firewood".  Is the existence of a  "neat stack of firewood" an illegitimately-drawn result from their existence?
2013-08-19 09:56:58 AM  
1 votes:
Justice for Martin, hoodie and all!
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2013-08-19 09:23:06 AM  
1 votes:
They're just looking out for the black churches, huh?

You know, you can legally endorse candidates today. Now about those past due taxes...

It is also a good thing that they've studied the New Testament so much. They really took the parts about Jesus establishing a literal kingdom on Earth to heart.
2013-08-19 09:21:56 AM  
1 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: Welcome to the Church of the First Republican, brothers and sisters. What a great day our Repubican leaders have made.

Please turn in your bible to Book of Reagan, First Term chapter 3. And he did see the tax rates for the rich cuteth and they did trickle down. Amen, brothers and sisters. Amen. And catsup shall be a vegetable for ever and a day. Amen.

And now time for our hymn. Please turn to Page 347 and sing along

Obama is wrong. he can't see the light
Even though he's exactly like George W
The man just can't see the light.

Though the national debt did fall
from 2001 to 2009
Obama's been spending crazily
and that's an impeachable crime

All together now

And that's an impeachable crime...

Okay. It's time to pass the plate. Everyone pony up 10% as is the custom. But if you make over $250,000, you get to cut 4% because you pay way too much for what you get. And if you make less that 40,000, pony up an extra 5% because you really don't pay your fail share.

Now go in peace and remember Commandment 3: If thou are opposed to it, complain loudly and with much blind rage. Change shall come in 8 years.



Was I supposed to hear this guy:
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2013-08-19 09:12:54 AM  
1 votes:
"The report shows that black churches have, for lack of a better word, gotten away with it for many years"

Heh.  "Well, the BLACKS are doing it, so we should be able to have all the white churches openly campaigning for the Republican party."
2013-08-19 09:07:48 AM  
1 votes:
"My concern is what that kind of change would make to the integrity and the unity of the church itself,"

Oh, that's rich.

*my emphasis*
2013-08-19 08:43:35 AM  
1 votes:

Wyalt Derp: sxacho: Western PA?

Born and raised.


On a playground is where I spent most of my days.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-19 08:31:02 AM  
1 votes:

oryx: Which one of the 57 states is that?


*drink*
2013-08-19 08:26:39 AM  
1 votes:
Alliance Defending Freedom

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d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-19 08:23:35 AM  
1 votes:
These people certainly don't understand what freedom of religion actually means.

http://jezebel.com/5923898/republican-horrified-to-discover-that-chr is tianity-is-not-the-only-religion

That's a story about a state senator going apeshiat because the money for religious schools she set up is going to dirty muzlims.
2013-08-19 08:15:14 AM  
1 votes:

nekom: These people would do well to remember that not only does the state need protected from the church, the church needs protected from the state.  Careful what you wish for, etc.


Western PA? *checks profile* Yup.
 
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