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(Underground Health)   Chicken McNuggets found to contain mysterious fibers, hair-like structures. Still waiting to see if McNuggets contain actual meat   ( divider line
    More: Sick, McNuggets, Mcdonald, fibers, structures  
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8267 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Aug 2013 at 8:25 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-19 08:30:20 AM  
6 votes:
I'm not saying that nothing is wrong with the nuggets but honestly if you examine any food no matter how 'pure' and 'organic' under a microscope it will look disgusting.  Hell, take a high powered magnification device and look at the fingers that you eat nuggets with, I'm guessing the results are not that appetizing.
2013-08-19 08:29:50 AM  
4 votes:
I question the validity of this "source".
2013-08-19 09:39:56 AM  
2 votes:
I stopped reading at Morgellons. BS disease = BS article.
2013-08-19 08:39:30 AM  
2 votes:
I have to think this website is full of shiat.  They say the fibers look like Morgellons.  That means one of two things, they are idiots that don't know that morgellons is  a form of delusional psychosis, in movies where you see the person imagining bugs under their skin, that is morgellons disease.  Or they believe in conspiracy theory bull like what is found on this website:
2013-08-19 08:34:11 AM  
2 votes:
One of the fibers looks like it's from a feather.  The other is probably either from a worker's arm or shirt.  Whoop dee farking doo.  Fast food contains gross shiat: film at 11.
2013-08-19 08:30:43 AM  
2 votes:
Under high powered microscopes pretty much anything looks disgusting. Let's do some veggies next, I'm sure there won't be any dirt or tiny bug particles on those.
2013-08-19 10:00:28 AM  
1 vote:

Capn.Brownbeard: Lady J: i must see one of these hairy chickens

I never thought I would refer to a chicken as "fancy", but that is a fancy chicken.
2013-08-19 09:55:25 AM  
1 vote:

Lady J: i must see one of these hairy chickens
2013-08-19 09:45:55 AM  
1 vote:

IdBeCrazyIf: manimal2878: Cool. I had a friend that thought eating deer was gross because it had to be shot, but had no problem eating a Big Mac. A lot of people just seem generally ignorant about food. It is good your niece gets to learn where food really comes from and what it should really look like.

And despite what we try to instill in all the kids in our family, many of them still nom on hotdogs. I'm always like "seriously kid? at least try to hold out and force them to buy hebrew nationals"

CWeinerWV: That's too bad since it was completely debunked a long time ago. As a quick Google search will show you.

$.99 6 piece deal on Mondays in South Florida. I'll eat 4 of them in your honor.

You keep telling yourself that

Yeah I'm going to continue eating what I want and not listening to whatever internet hoax soccer Mom's share on Facebook without bothering to fact check.  That's adorable that you think less than desirable processing is unique to McDonalds.  Bet you don't vaccinate either.
2013-08-19 09:05:00 AM  
1 vote:
A surefire way to make money in the news is to "report" exactly what your audience wants to hear.

Well, this site looks like they cater to food snobs and delusional conspiracy freaks. Those pics show fairly standard fiber contamination - and regardless if the contaminants were there to begin with our introduced by the examiner, they aren't harmful.

/five second rule is ten times grosser, and yet we're all still here.
2013-08-19 08:38:01 AM  
1 vote:
: N=1, no control samples

: mention of morgellons

Seems unimpeachable and totally legit
2013-08-19 08:37:35 AM  
1 vote:
Fark you. Nuggets are the only thing I like at McDonalds. I'd still nom them even if they contained spider babies and dog.
2013-08-19 08:29:46 AM  
1 vote:
I'm actually relieved that they found proof of actual chicken in the nuggets. Wouldn't you be more worried if they did NOT find bits of chicken hair in them?
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