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(Underground Health)   Chicken McNuggets found to contain mysterious fibers, hair-like structures. Still waiting to see if McNuggets contain actual meat   (undergroundhealth.com) divider line 151
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2013-08-19 08:26:22 AM
Duh dun dun dun duh, I'm puking it!
 
2013-08-19 08:29:46 AM
I'm actually relieved that they found proof of actual chicken in the nuggets. Wouldn't you be more worried if they did NOT find bits of chicken hair in them?
 
2013-08-19 08:29:50 AM
I question the validity of this "source".
 
2013-08-19 08:30:20 AM
I'm not saying that nothing is wrong with the nuggets but honestly if you examine any food no matter how 'pure' and 'organic' under a microscope it will look disgusting.  Hell, take a high powered magnification device and look at the fingers that you eat nuggets with, I'm guessing the results are not that appetizing.
 
2013-08-19 08:30:43 AM
Under high powered microscopes pretty much anything looks disgusting. Let's do some veggies next, I'm sure there won't be any dirt or tiny bug particles on those.
 
2013-08-19 08:31:07 AM

croesius: I'm actually relieved that they found proof of actual chicken in the nuggets. Wouldn't you be more worried if they did NOT find bits of chicken hair in them?


Very true.
 
2013-08-19 08:32:34 AM
In particular, where are the hair-like structures coming from?

Perhaps from the chicken?
 
2013-08-19 08:32:54 AM
I haven't had a craving for McNuggets in a long time, since before this "all white meat" crap that has no flavor came out.  Now, a chicken biscuit in the morning, that's some good shiat right there.
 
2013-08-19 08:33:08 AM

schoolbread: croesius: I'm actually relieved that they found proof of actual chicken in the nuggets. Wouldn't you be more worried if they did NOT find bits of chicken hair in them?

Very true.


Yah, but it just goes to show they aren't shaving all the fur off the chickens before they butcher them.
 
2013-08-19 08:34:11 AM
One of the fibers looks like it's from a feather.  The other is probably either from a worker's arm or shirt.  Whoop dee farking doo.  Fast food contains gross shiat: film at 11.
 
2013-08-19 08:34:49 AM
i must see one of these hairy chickens
 
2013-08-19 08:36:26 AM
We have a nice who loved chicken nuggets, I mean she'd horf those things by the pound. So one day I asked her to watch something real quick, and I showed her the pink slime video.

She doesn't eat nuggets anymore.
 
2013-08-19 08:37:02 AM
Is that just a vein and a feather?
 
2013-08-19 08:37:35 AM
Fark you. Nuggets are the only thing I like at McDonalds. I'd still nom them even if they contained spider babies and dog.
 
2013-08-19 08:38:01 AM
: N=1, no control samples

: mention of morgellons

Seems unimpeachable and totally legit
 
2013-08-19 08:38:16 AM
So McNuggets cause Morgellon's Disease?
 
2013-08-19 08:38:57 AM

Egoy3k: I'm not saying that nothing is wrong with the nuggets but honestly if you examine any food no matter how 'pure' and 'organic' under a microscope it will look disgusting.  Hell, take a high powered magnification device and look at the fingers that you eat nuggets with, I'm guessing the results are not that appetizing.


www.morgellons-research.org

I thought everyone knew Chicken McNuggets has Morgellons Disease  filthy minimum wage farkers making them.
 
2013-08-19 08:38:58 AM
It's not unusual to have a lot of textile fibers in the air.  When you process food at a large scale and blend everything up, well, you get contaminates inside it.  Ground beef is like that too.
 
2013-08-19 08:39:30 AM
I have to think this website is full of shiat.  They say the fibers look like Morgellons.  That means one of two things, they are idiots that don't know that morgellons is  a form of delusional psychosis, in movies where you see the person imagining bugs under their skin, that is morgellons disease.  Or they believe in conspiracy theory bull like what is found on this website:  http://www.morgellonsexposed.com/
 
2013-08-19 08:44:35 AM

megarian: Fark you. Nuggets are the only thing I like at McDonalds. I'd still nom them even if they contained spider babies and dog.


Me too. Plus, who listens to hippies when fast food talk is on the line?
 
2013-08-19 08:44:39 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: We have a nice who loved chicken nuggets, I mean she'd horf those things by the pound. So one day I asked her to watch something real quick, and I showed her the pink slime video.

She doesn't eat nuggets anymore.


What does this even mean?  Ooh the slime is gross?

Show her a video of a chicken, cow, or pig being slaughtered, hell, don't even show her one of it being factory slaughtered, show a her a local farmer doing it in his back yard as humanely as can be expected.

All food is brutal and gross, either you accept that and eat it anyway, or you become a vegan.
 
2013-08-19 08:46:49 AM

manimal2878: All food is brutal and gross, either you accept that and eat it anyway, or you become a vegan.


I'm pretty sure the chicken we just recently beheaded and then roasted wasn't mixed with ammonia and other chemicals.

I mean, i think so anyway. I did turn away from the grill for a few minutes so maybe a gremlin got in there.
 
2013-08-19 08:47:28 AM
Human Dung > chicken mcnuggets.
 
2013-08-19 08:49:41 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: manimal2878: All food is brutal and gross, either you accept that and eat it anyway, or you become a vegan.

I'm pretty sure the chicken we just recently beheaded and then roasted wasn't mixed with ammonia and other chemicals.

I mean, i think so anyway. I did turn away from the grill for a few minutes so maybe a gremlin got in there.


IdBeCrazyIf: manimal2878: All food is brutal and gross, either you accept that and eat it anyway, or you become a vegan.

I'm pretty sure the chicken we just recently beheaded and then roasted wasn't mixed with ammonia and other chemicals.

I mean, i think so anyway. I did turn away from the grill for a few minutes so maybe a gremlin got in there.


I bet it tasted better than plebian chicken because you raised in on your 10 acre property while chickens roam free in your yard.

/my neighbours do this.
//personally, I'll spend my effort elsewhere
 
2013-08-19 08:50:31 AM

manimal2878: I have to think this website is full of shiat.  They say the fibers look like Morgellons.  That means one of two things, they are idiots that don't know that morgellons is  a form of delusional psychosis, in movies where you see the person imagining bugs under their skin, that is morgellons disease.  Or they believe in conspiracy theory bull like what is found on this website:  http://www.morgellonsexposed.com/


From the link:
"This sample was engineered by humans who use Arabic numerals to mark their nanotechnology (quite like a predator marking his territory with urine - only with malicious intent and a greatly inflated Machiavellian ego)."


Buahahahaha
 
2013-08-19 08:52:59 AM
...given that chickens do not have hair.
garyfurr.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-19 08:56:25 AM

RockofAges: megarian: Fark you. Nuggets are the only thing I like at McDonalds. I'd still nom them even if they contained spider babies and dog.

Me too. Plus, who listens to hippies when fast food talk is on the line?


They're my go to meal at 2 in the morning on the way home from work.
 
2013-08-19 08:57:50 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: We have a nice who loved chicken nuggets, I mean she'd horf those things by the pound. So one day I asked her to watch something real quick, and I showed her the pink slime video.

She doesn't eat nuggets anymore.


They don't use pink slime anymore, IIRC
 
2013-08-19 08:58:37 AM

nicholasneko: Is that just a vein and a feather?


That's what subbys mom likes.
 
2013-08-19 08:59:46 AM

RockofAges: I bet it tasted better than plebian chicken because you raised in on your 10 acre property while chickens roam free in your yard.



31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-19 09:01:49 AM

sendtodave: In particular, where are the hair-like structures coming from?

Perhaps from the chicken?


That's why you shave them, or whatever.
 
2013-08-19 09:02:46 AM

ph0rk: "This sample was engineered by humans who use Arabic numerals to mark their nanotechnology


.. What the fark would that even mean?

I'm pretty farking sure I can't scribble 1's and 0's on the nanorods I make. There wouldn't be any room left *FOR THE NANOROD.*
 
2013-08-19 09:05:00 AM
A surefire way to make money in the news is to "report" exactly what your audience wants to hear.

Well, this site looks like they cater to food snobs and delusional conspiracy freaks. Those pics show fairly standard fiber contamination - and regardless if the contaminants were there to begin with our introduced by the examiner, they aren't harmful.

/five second rule is ten times grosser, and yet we're all still here.
 
2013-08-19 09:07:12 AM

MemeSlave: sendtodave: In particular, where are the hair-like structures coming from?

Perhaps from the chicken?

That's why you shave them, or whatever.


Is it shave, then choke, or choke, then shave? Whats the order of operations here?

manimal2878:
All food is brutal and gross, either you accept that and eat it anyway, or you become a vegan.

I'm beyond acceptance into full blown embracing it. Could we raise and slaughter the animal in a way that ensures its flavor is at the maximum? Could we make a gun that shoots bullets that degrade when they are cooked, but also be filled with a delicious marinade? That'll save me a few days.
 
2013-08-19 09:08:31 AM

Felgraf: ph0rk: "This sample was engineered by humans who use Arabic numerals to mark their nanotechnology

.. What the fark would that even mean?

I'm pretty farking sure I can't scribble 1's and 0's on the nanorods I make. There wouldn't be any room left *FOR THE NANOROD.*


Stop shilling for the shadow government, you hack!
 
2013-08-19 09:08:40 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: manimal2878: All food is brutal and gross, either you accept that and eat it anyway, or you become a vegan.

I'm pretty sure the chicken we just recently beheaded and then roasted wasn't mixed with ammonia and other chemicals.

I mean, i think so anyway. I did turn away from the grill for a few minutes so maybe a gremlin got in there.


Did your niece watch the beheading and prep?  Did she still want to eat it?
 
2013-08-19 09:10:16 AM
Heavens!   Chickens have part other than white meat!   Like FEATHERS and stuff!!!!!!


Everyone panic.
 
2013-08-19 09:11:41 AM
I worked at a chicken processing plant and I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
And that thread.
And those, there, under the microscope, too.
 
2013-08-19 09:12:43 AM

Kristoph57: Could we make a gun that shoots bullets that degrade when they are cooked, but also be filled with a delicious marinade? That'll save me a few days.


I quail hunt with 12 gauge shells packed with rock salt and peppercorns.
 
2013-08-19 09:12:55 AM

Kristoph57: Could we make a gun that shoots bullets that degrade when they are cooked, but also be filled with a delicious marinade? That'll save me a few days.


Season Shot
 
2013-08-19 09:13:47 AM

vudukungfu: Kristoph57: Could we make a gun that shoots bullets that degrade when they are cooked, but also be filled with a delicious marinade? That'll save me a few days.

I quail hunt with 12 gauge shells packed with rock salt and peppercorns.


genepool lifeboat: Kristoph57: Could we make a gun that shoots bullets that degrade when they are cooked, but also be filled with a delicious marinade? That'll save me a few days.

Season Shot


Wow, that's brilliant.
 
2013-08-19 09:13:53 AM

croesius: I'm actually relieved that they found proof of actual chicken in the nuggets. Wouldn't you be more worried if they did NOT find bits of chicken hair in them?


Point of order: Chickens have HAIR?
 
2013-08-19 09:15:16 AM

Fano: croesius: I'm actually relieved that they found proof of actual chicken in the nuggets. Wouldn't you be more worried if they did NOT find bits of chicken hair in them?

Point of order: Chickens have HAIR?


Link
 
2013-08-19 09:15:20 AM

Kristoph57: MemeSlave: sendtodave: In particular, where are the hair-like structures coming from?

Perhaps from the chicken?

That's why you shave them, or whatever.

Is it shave, then choke, or choke, then shave? Whats the order of operations here?

manimal2878:
All food is brutal and gross, either you accept that and eat it anyway, or you become a vegan.

I'm beyond acceptance into full blown embracing it. Could we raise and slaughter the animal in a way that ensures its flavor is at the maximum? Could we make a gun that shoots bullets that degrade when they are cooked, but also be filled with a delicious marinade? That'll save me a few days.


They look bigger if you shave those chickens before you choke them
 
2013-08-19 09:16:05 AM

vudukungfu: I worked at a chicken processing plant and I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
And that thread.
And those, there, under the microscope, too.


The part where they are shackled up and gassed and then you slit their throat with a knife and then all the gore flows into EVISC is probably the most metal description I'd ever heard from a guy who worked at the local chicken-gutting plant.
 
2013-08-19 09:17:11 AM

vudukungfu: I quail hunt with 12 gauge shells packed with rock salt and peppercorns.


Awesome

genepool lifeboat: Season Shot


Awesome times ten

manimal2878: Did your niece watch the beheading and prep? Did she still want to eat it?


yes, and yes. Like I said, it's not the meat throwing her off, it's the chemicals involved in the process.
 
2013-08-19 09:17:34 AM
So processed food has some random fibers of stuff processed in with them?  You don't say?
 
2013-08-19 09:19:41 AM

Kristoph57: Could we raise and slaughter the animal in a way that ensures its flavor is at the maximum? Could we make a gun that shoots bullets that degrade when they are cooked, but also be filled with a delicious marinade? That'll save me a few days.


I think in general factory farming is the best way to remove all flavor from your food.  While I don't really believe the label "organic" generally means much, it does seem more ethical treatment of animals generally does tend to lead to tastier food products.  Our chicken eggs do seem to taste better, They aren't pooping on each other in tiny cages and get to eat a lot of tasty bugs from our yard.

As for your idea of shooting the animal with a marinade... I don't known, feeding the cow better food over his lifetime would probably do as much or more to increase flavor.
 
hej
2013-08-19 09:20:52 AM
People are getting all upset about this, as if they don't take the nuggets and dunk them in a vat of boiling lard for several minutes.
 
2013-08-19 09:21:18 AM

ph0rk: vudukungfu: Kristoph57: Could we make a gun that shoots bullets that degrade when they are cooked, but also be filled with a delicious marinade? That'll save me a few days.

I quail hunt with 12 gauge shells packed with rock salt and peppercorns.

genepool lifeboat: Kristoph57: Could we make a gun that shoots bullets that degrade when they are cooked, but also be filled with a delicious marinade? That'll save me a few days.

Season Shot

Wow, that's brilliant.


And fake.  I think that came out not long ago on April 1st.
 
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