If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(NBC4i)   11-year-old Ohio girl receives death threat ... from her Raggedy Ann doll   (nbc4i.com) divider line 44
    More: Strange, Ohio Roller Girls, Raggedy Ann, Ohio  
•       •       •

7650 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Aug 2013 at 6:35 AM (48 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



44 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-08-19 06:37:31 AM
www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2013-08-19 06:39:36 AM
Could have been worse: she could have got the Raggedy Chucky doll
 
2013-08-19 06:42:38 AM
farm8.staticflickr.com

She knew the risks.
 
2013-08-19 06:45:51 AM
But did it come with a free frogurt?
 
2013-08-19 06:54:04 AM
Someone should inform her that saying "Don't be mean" just encourages people to be mean. Heck, Mister Rodgers would punch you in the face if you say "Don't be mean."
 
2013-08-19 06:57:27 AM
That's pretty sick. Who sends threatening notes to a 6th grade girl?

I say that as one who may or may not have known certain individuals who once may or may not have "kidnapped" a cabbage patch doll and who may then have allegedly "executed" said cabbage patch doll by firing squad for crimes against humanity- complete with blindfold and last cigarette. Those individuals did not, however, return the remains to the yard from whence it allegedly came, nor did they leave threatening notes.

/It may or may not have seemed like a good idea at the time.
//The photos may or may not have been hilarious.
 
2013-08-19 06:59:10 AM
my cabbage patch doll once said my momma was so fat you cut her gravy come out

toys enjoy a your momma joke as much as anyone else
 
2013-08-19 07:05:02 AM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-19 07:06:25 AM
Well, that's Child's play for you.
 
2013-08-19 07:06:48 AM
:(
 
2013-08-19 07:10:01 AM
Powell police detectives have had lab tests performed and followed leads

ecdn2.hark.com

Leads? Yeah, sure. I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!
 
2013-08-19 07:10:01 AM
"Powell police detectives have had lab tests performed and followed leads, but nothing has lead them to the source of the treat."

I think the word you wanted was "threat." One letter changes the whole mood of the piece.
 
2013-08-19 07:12:20 AM

Optronami: [images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 254x374]


The Intertrucks are boundless...
 
2013-08-19 07:15:45 AM
was the toaster laughing at her too?
 
2013-08-19 07:16:20 AM
They should have cut open her mouth and put gravel inside. How often in life do you get to use the phrase "dirty cotton rock sucker?"
 
2013-08-19 07:18:09 AM
Came for West Wing reference.
Leaving dissatisfied.
 
2013-08-19 07:20:36 AM

Wenchmaster: //The photos may or may not have been hilarious.


To quote 4channers, 'Pics or it didn't happen.'
 
db2
2013-08-19 07:28:25 AM
I love a good done-in-one thread.
 
2013-08-19 07:29:02 AM
"My name is Talky Tina.... and this thread is done in one."
 
2013-08-19 07:31:18 AM

Wenchmaster: That's pretty sick. Who sends threatening notes to a 6th grade girl?


Other 6th grade girls.
 
2013-08-19 07:31:57 AM
fc02.deviantart.net
 
2013-08-19 07:40:21 AM
I'm lucky I didn't go to jail for hanging my college roommate's Teddy bear.
 
2013-08-19 07:54:00 AM
Jed Bartlett disapproves
 
2013-08-19 08:07:49 AM

Disturbing Porn Choreographer: [www.sitcomsonline.com image 400x300]


Done in one.  Talky Tina FTW.
 
2013-08-19 08:07:58 AM
FTFA: Don't bully anybody else, because it's hurting them.

Uh. That's kind of the goal they're trying to achieve.
 
2013-08-19 08:09:55 AM

seenonradio: Came for West Wing reference.
Leaving dissatisfied.


Crap.  I used to watch that show religiously, and I'm not able to think of the reference you're alluding to. :/
 
2013-08-19 08:28:56 AM

Jester6641: "Powell police detectives have had lab tests performed and followed leads, but nothing has lead them to the source of the treat."

I think the word you wanted was "threat." One letter changes the whole mood of the piece.


Then there was the whole "bulling" thing. Look, as we grow up, we all have to get used to bull.

Also, reporters should not use smartphone keyboards to file stories if their news outlets have let go of the copyists.
 
2013-08-19 08:47:58 AM
They should check the switch on its back to make sure it's not set to evil.
 
2013-08-19 09:04:07 AM
My parents live in Powell.  Yuppie community where the police really have nothing to do but sit and watch traffic.  Now they'll actually have something to do for once.
 
2013-08-19 09:20:11 AM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: They should have cut open her mouth and put gravel inside. How often in life do you get to use the phrase "dirty cotton rock sucker?"


LMAO!   

You win.
 
2013-08-19 09:27:36 AM

xanadian: seenonradio: Came for West Wing reference.
Leaving dissatisfied.

Crap.  I used to watch that show religiously, and I'm not able to think of the reference you're alluding to. :/


The Pilot episode...

Crap. It is up to you, Al. You know, my wife, Abbey, she never wants me to do anything while I'm upset. [a staffer hands him coffee] Thank you, Mr. Lewis. Twenty-eight years ago, I come home from a very bad day at the State House. I tell Abbey I'm going out for a drive. I get in the station wagon and put it in reverse, and pull out of the garage full speed. [Leo and Sam appear in the doorway and quietly enter into the room.] Except I forgot to open the garage door. Abbey told me to not drive while I was upset and she was right. She was right yesterday when she told me not to get on that damn bicycle while I was upset, but I did it anyway, and I guess I was just about as angry as I've ever been in my life. It seems my granddaughter, Annie, had given an interview in one of the teen magazines. And somewhere between movie stars and makeup tips, she talked about her feelings on a woman's right to choose. Now Annie, all of 12, has always been precocious, but she's got a good head on her shoulders and I like it when she uses it. So I couldn't understand it when her mother called me in tears yesterday. I said, "Elizabeth, what's wrong?" She said, "It's Annie." Now, I love my family and I've read my Bible from cover to cover. So I want you to tell me from what part of the Holy Scripture do you suppose the Lambs of God drew their Divine inspiration when they sent my 12 year-old granddaughter a Raggedy Ann doll with a knife stuck through its throat? [pause] You'll denounce these people, Al. You'll do it publicly. And until you do, you can all get your fat asses out of my White House. C.J., show these people out.
 
2013-08-19 09:33:26 AM

Wenchmaster: That's pretty sick. Who sends threatening notes to a 6th grade girl?

I say that as one who may or may not have known certain individuals who once may or may not have "kidnapped" a cabbage patch doll and who may then have allegedly "executed" said cabbage patch doll by firing squad for crimes against humanity- complete with blindfold and last cigarette. Those individuals did not, however, return the remains to the yard from whence it allegedly came, nor did they leave threatening notes.

/It may or may not have seemed like a good idea at the time.
//The photos may or may not have been hilarious.


You don't know the story behind it, the article doesn't give a reason.
She could have killed someones dog and its a case of revenge.
 
2013-08-19 09:41:02 AM

RobSeace: xanadian: seenonradio: Came for West Wing reference.
Leaving dissatisfied.

Crap.  I used to watch that show religiously, and I'm not able to think of the reference you're alluding to. :/

The Pilot episode...



Ah yes.  That's going WAY back in my memory banks.  And that particular DVD is all scratched to hell.  :/
 
2013-08-19 09:43:33 AM

Lady J: my cabbage patch doll once said my momma was so fat you cut her gravy come out

toys enjoy a your momma joke as much as anyone else


Yeah I never had a cabbage patch doll.  We could barely afford new clothes.  My momma was pretty poor.  She was so poor, she couldn't even pay attention.

*ba dum bum bssh*

/be careful with that one, it's an antique
 
2013-08-19 10:15:50 AM
splitsider.com
 
2013-08-19 10:25:55 AM

HailRobonia: Wenchmaster: That's pretty sick. Who sends threatening notes to a 6th grade girl?

Other 6th grade girls.


6th grade girls are a year away from becoming 7th grade girls, and based on my middle school experience , they're a bunch of evil, heartless little biatches. I'm sure she had it coming, preemptively.
 
2013-08-19 10:54:26 AM
Let's put this doll, Robert the Doll, and Annabelle in a locked room with a camera. Provoke them into fighting each other until only one survives. Show video on Internet. Profit.
 
2013-08-19 11:40:43 AM

Disturbing Porn Choreographer: [www.sitcomsonline.com image 400x300]


Over in one, thanks!
 
2013-08-19 12:14:58 PM
big pig peaches
HailRobonia: Wenchmaster: That's pretty sick. Who sends threatening notes to a 6th grade girl?
Other 6th grade girls.
6th grade girls are a year away from becoming 7th grade girls, and based on my middle school experience , they're a bunch of evil, heartless little biatches. I'm sure she had it coming, preemptively.


If a bully wanted to kick her ass, he would have went ahead and done so. Some non-violent but slightly crazy and very angry, probably male, kid wanted to give her a good scare.
 
2013-08-19 12:31:12 PM

RobSeace: xanadian: seenonradio: Came for West Wing reference.
Leaving dissatisfied.

Crap.  I used to watch that show religiously, and I'm not able to think of the reference you're alluding to. :/

The Pilot episode...

Crap. It is up to you, Al. You know, my wife, Abbey, she never wants me to do anything while I'm upset. [a staffer hands him coffee] Thank you, Mr. Lewis. Twenty-eight years ago, I come home from a very bad day at the State House. I tell Abbey I'm going out for a drive. I get in the station wagon and put it in reverse, and pull out of the garage full speed. [Leo and Sam appear in the doorway and quietly enter into the room.] Except I forgot to open the garage door. Abbey told me to not drive while I was upset and she was right. She was right yesterday when she told me not to get on that damn bicycle while I was upset, but I did it anyway, and I guess I was just about as angry as I've ever been in my life. It seems my granddaughter, Annie, had given an interview in one of the teen magazines. And somewhere between movie stars and makeup tips, she talked about her feelings on a woman's right to choose. Now Annie, all of 12, has always been precocious, but she's got a good head on her shoulders and I like it when she uses it. So I couldn't understand it when her mother called me in tears yesterday. I said, "Elizabeth, what's wrong?" She said, "It's Annie." Now, I love my family and I've read my Bible from cover to cover. So I want you to tell me from what part of the Holy Scripture do you suppose the Lambs of God drew their Divine inspiration when they sent my 12 year-old granddaughter a Raggedy Ann doll with a knife stuck through its throat? [pause] You'll denounce these people, Al. You'll do it publicly. And until you do, you can all get your fat asses out of my White House. C.J., show these people out.


Oh yes. Sorkin's wet dream that Faux News, Tea Partiers, and the Religious Right would bend and wither at the might of a Democratic President.

Somehow, I can't see Bartlett pissing on the Koch Brothers.
 
2013-08-19 12:43:57 PM

eyeq360: Let's put this doll, Robert the Doll, and Annabelle in a locked room with a camera. Provoke them into fighting each other until only one survives. Show video on Internet. Profit.


I had to look up Annabelle. The Warrens website is hilarious. It's straight out of 1992! Creepy story though.
 
2013-08-19 12:49:19 PM
Oh hey, someone saw The Conjuring.
 
2013-08-19 04:05:36 PM
I hate the overuse of the term bully.  It really takes away from what it means to kids who are actually bullied.
 
2013-08-20 04:28:22 AM

Unlord: Oh hey, someone saw The Conjuring.


Nah, in the movie the Annabelle doll was a genuinely hideous object which was alarming even without the back story. Why those two girls ever wanted it *in* their house in the first place was the real mystery there.

As for TFA -- yeah, middle school mean girls. Malicious vermin on a good day.
 
Displayed 44 of 44 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report