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2013-08-19 08:01:04 AM
Klepto-cat!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-19 08:11:17 AM
ryanseacrest.com
 
2013-08-19 08:16:15 AM
I've never had a thief cat (too many birds and mice to chase), but growing up my husband had a cat hooked on cigarettes. She would eat the butts his mom and dad left around and then moved on to stealing whole cigarettes from their packs. When they quit smoking she went into the neighbors house and stole a carton of cigarettes. After that they kept her in the house for 3 weeks and she never went back to eating them, so she kicked the habit I guess.
 
2013-08-19 08:18:06 AM
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2013-08-19 08:19:39 AM
We had a neighbor's cat do that, only it was taking their things and bringing them to us.

I would leave the house in the morning sometimes and would see a trail of laundry from its house over to ours.

His owners finally said, "well he seems to think he's your cat if would please adopt him." So I did, then he mysteriously vanished one day after he got into a fight with another neighbors cat. He decided he didn't like that cat and went into its house and beat it up.
 
2013-08-19 08:21:42 AM
They are learning, once they sacrificed birds or mice to us, now they bring us merchandise.
 
2013-08-19 08:29:24 AM
Being a cat burglar must work up an appetite, as Norris has brought home half a pizza, an unopened tube of gravy paste and a German sausage

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Ummm......Tubed gravy
 
2013-08-19 08:42:51 AM
A thread about an underwear-stealing cat and no mention of the lovable putty-like underwear-stealing kitty Choo Choo Bear? I am disappoint.
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2013-08-19 08:49:33 AM
How about keep the cat indoors?
 
2013-08-19 08:54:53 AM

farkmedown: How about keep the cat indoors?


I 2nd this motion. I hate the neighbor's that let their cats roam and then said cats decide my yard is their litterbox. Then my dog decides something about it smells incredible and must roll in it. Dammit that's gross and makes me want to puke in my neighbors yard and / or their cat.
//but I don't
 
2013-08-19 09:00:08 AM
Farking Satan Demon Creature!

The FTA at the end says it all:

"There are lots of other cats in the area which I guess means there is not much wildlife around to hunt. So Norris chooses to steal stuff instead to pass the time."

Cats are EVIL DESTRUCTIVE creatures... the fact that people let them go outside to kill wildlife FOR FUN, is DISGUSTING and those pets SHOULD BE PUT DOWN.
 
2013-08-19 09:06:30 AM
My cat loves sleeping on the bath mat; it's the really soft kind with a thick layer of foam beneath.
 
2013-08-19 09:08:54 AM
In before the "all cats are evil killers" crowd.

Oh, too late.
 
2013-08-19 09:10:56 AM
I wish a had a cat that stole bras.  That would mean there's more women going around braless.
 
2013-08-19 09:15:45 AM
media.iqtoys.co.nz
 
2013-08-19 09:16:16 AM
Just so you know, the British call underwear "pants", cats "moggies" and sweaters "jumpers".

/In the unlikely event that you read TFA.
 
2013-08-19 09:17:56 AM

BullBearMS: Just so you know, the British call underwear "pants", cats "moggies" and sweaters "jumpers".

/In the unlikely event that you read TFA.


KUPO!
 
hej
2013-08-19 09:30:02 AM

sonofslacker: farkmedown: How about keep the cat indoors?

I 2nd this motion. I hate the neighbor's that let their cats roam and then said cats decide my yard is their litterbox. Then my dog decides something about it smells incredible and must roll in it. Dammit that's gross and makes me want to puke in my neighbors yard and / or their cat.
//but I don't


That's soon to be me.  My cat won't stop crapping on the basement floor around the litter box, so I am keeping him outside more and more.
 
2013-08-19 09:34:47 AM
It's always good to have a non-Caturday cat thread now and then, so I can be reminded of how many potentially (if they had any balls) dangerous psychopaths hang around Fark. Little boys who want to hurt animals occasionally work up the courage to hurt people before they're caught.
Now, to carefully observe who flames this post.
 
2013-08-19 09:38:13 AM

NostroZ: Farking Satan Demon Creature!

The FTA at the end says it all:

"There are lots of other cats in the area which I guess means there is not much wildlife around to hunt. So Norris chooses to steal stuff instead to pass the time."

Cats are EVIL DESTRUCTIVE creatures... the fact that people let them go outside to kill wildlife FOR FUN, is DISGUSTING and those pets SHOULD BE PUT DOWN.


...dog-like typing detected.
 
2013-08-19 10:10:46 AM

megarian: NostroZ: Farking Satan Demon Creature!

The FTA at the end says it all:

"There are lots of other cats in the area which I guess means there is not much wildlife around to hunt. So Norris chooses to steal stuff instead to pass the time."

Cats are EVIL DESTRUCTIVE creatures... the fact that people let them go outside to kill wildlife FOR FUN, is DISGUSTING and those pets SHOULD BE PUT DOWN.

...dog-like typing detected.


Yes, if I would let my dog ROAM FREE, killing wildlife for SPORT and now in addition to, stealing the private property of neighbors.

If a dog did this, it would be SHOT ON THE SPOT!

Get real cat lovers.  Your pets are YOUR PETS, to other people, they are dangerous predators!
 
2013-08-19 10:12:11 AM

NostroZ: Farking Satan Demon Creature!

The FTA at the end says it all:

"There are lots of other cats in the area which I guess means there is not much wildlife around to hunt. So Norris chooses to steal stuff instead to pass the time."

Cats are EVIL DESTRUCTIVE creatures... the fact that people let them go outside to kill wildlife FOR FUN, is DISGUSTING and those pets SHOULD BE PUT DOWN.


Apply directly to the head:

accurateshooter.net
 
2013-08-19 10:16:49 AM
Most cats don't kill wildlife for fun but for lunch!  One of those who let us live with them did, before she came here for safe place to bear her kittens.
kudos megarian I type beneath, dog-like typing detected
 
2013-08-19 10:17:18 AM
One of our idiot dogs does this.  Thankfully, only to women (me) and never to any of the neighbors.  Mainly steals clothes, but has been known/seen to take my purse or shoes if I'm getting ready to go somewhere.  I recently found one of my favorite work tops that had been missing for 8 months in the middle of the living room floor.  Still have a black hoodie that's been unaccounted for for over a year and I have no hopes of seeing it again.

Cat burglar still sounds cuter than little rat-dog burglar, however.
 
2013-08-19 10:18:29 AM

Rude Turnip: My cat loves sleeping on the bath mat; it's the really soft kind with a thick layer of foam beneath.


our cat likes the carpet. house is full of comfy beds and chairs but he likes sleeping on the floor. we have to leave strategic lights on because otherwise he's invisible in the dark and you end up kicking him down the stairs and then feeling like an absolute bastard
 
2013-08-19 10:23:35 AM

NostroZ: Farking Satan Demon Creature!

The FTA at the end says it all:

"There are lots of other cats in the area which I guess means there is not much wildlife around to hunt. So Norris chooses to steal stuff instead to pass the time."

Cats are EVIL DESTRUCTIVE creatures... the fact that people let them go outside to kill wildlife FOR FUN, is DISGUSTING and those pets SHOULD BE PUT DOWN.


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I'll spot you 2/10 just in case
 
2013-08-19 10:24:37 AM

NostroZ: Get real cat lovers.  Your pets are YOUR PETS, to other people, they are dangerous predators!


I know that sometimes they are nuisances, but my cat is single-handedly decimating the chipmunk and deer mice nuisances in my neighborhood.
 
2013-08-19 11:03:01 AM

The Envoy: [media.iqtoys.co.nz image 239x180]


Came for this.
Love that story...
 
2013-08-19 11:10:12 AM

Graffito: NostroZ: Get real cat lovers.  Your pets are YOUR PETS, to other people, they are dangerous predators!

I know that sometimes they are nuisances, but my cat is single-handedly decimating the chipmunk and deer mice nuisances in my neighborhood.


Nice.  One of the cats in my house, Alex, took pity upon me when I first moved in and killed a nice, fat squirrel and left it in front of my car.  Guess he figured I couldn't hunt for myself.  He took out a large mouse last week, left it by my chair outside.  He may not be a thief (we have the afore-mentioned idiot dog for that role), but he's an excellent hunter and alley cat.  Too bad I'm severely allergic and the cats have to stay upstairs at all times.  Alex is pretty cool for a cat.
 
2013-08-19 11:50:09 AM
Our cats are both indoors, but the one is still such an impressive hunter. Four mice already this summer. But he doesn't hurt them. He's very gentle with them because they're the best toys. Then we trap them in a bag and let them back out.

\Maybe the mice will do the hobo system and put a skull and crossbones on the door
\\Cat's so pleased with himself when he finds them... his best catch ever was a snake.
 
2013-08-19 11:56:11 AM
How about, if you live in an urban or suburban area, you DON'T PUT YOUR CAT OUT?

Putting the cat out is ONLY for rural area where the cats are working cats, and their job is to keep rodents and other animals off your farm.

People who put the cat out in the city or burbs are jerks. It's bad for the cat (cars, neighbors who hate cats, mean kids, animal control, feral strays, etc.) and it's unfair to your neighbors (because your pet is in their yards, making a mess, taking things, and possibly irritating their indoor pets).

You're not supposed to put a cat out unless you live in the country. I don't know how people can be so stupid as to leave their cat to the mercy of their neighbors and the local traffic.

LEAVE YOUR CITY OR SUBURB CAT INDOORS.
 
2013-08-19 12:08:31 PM
I have two cats and they are both indoor cats. I wouldn't own an outdoor cat as they do not live as long and are hard/costly to care for. Speaking of cats http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk
 
2013-08-19 12:15:16 PM
what a load of absolute cobblers. i own a cat and so do loads of my neighbours. they all go outside whenever they want to. they love stalking each other and pretending to be hard.

i can't remember the last time i saw a cat turd or was annoyed by a cat. there's the occasional dog egg on the pavement from some pikey who can't be bothered to clean up after his poor little staffie, but that's it
 
2013-08-19 12:17:40 PM

TruBluTroll: A thread about an underwear-stealing cat and no mention of the lovable putty-like underwear-stealing kitty Choo Choo Bear? I am disappoint.
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Came for Choo-Choo, thanks.
 
2013-08-19 12:20:17 PM

ZeroCorpse: How about, if you live in an urban or suburban area, you DON'T PUT YOUR CAT OUT?

Putting the cat out is ONLY for rural area where the cats are working cats, and their job is to keep rodents and other animals off your farm.


I guess that Alex is a working cat although we are urbanites.  We don't have much in the way of vermin around here, the neighbors know him, pet him and I suspect feed him from time to time.  We're in the city so the vermin, mainly squirrels and mice, are down to nothing on our block.  Anyway, he always comes home for the kid :)
 
2013-08-19 12:56:37 PM

NostroZ: megarian: NostroZ: Farking Satan Demon Creature!

The FTA at the end says it all:

"There are lots of other cats in the area which I guess means there is not much wildlife around to hunt. So Norris chooses to steal stuff instead to pass the time."

Cats are EVIL DESTRUCTIVE creatures... the fact that people let them go outside to kill wildlife FOR FUN, is DISGUSTING and those pets SHOULD BE PUT DOWN.

...dog-like typing detected.

Yes, if I would let my dog ROAM FREE, killing wildlife for SPORT and now in addition to, stealing the private property of neighbors.

If a dog did this, it would be SHOT ON THE SPOT!

Get real cat lovers.  Your pets are YOUR PETS, to other people, they are dangerous predators!


Wow dude.

I don't know if you need meds or need to quit some meds.

/not a cat lover
//just not insane
 
2013-08-19 12:56:52 PM

farkmedown: How about keep the cat indoors?


This. Especially at night.

These people are idiots.
 
2013-08-19 12:58:02 PM
Also, I agree. Keep kitty inside.

But don't flip the fark out.
 
2013-08-19 01:04:14 PM

NostroZ: Farking Satan Demon Creature!

The FTA at the end says it all:

"There are lots of other cats in the area which I guess means there is not much wildlife around to hunt. So Norris chooses to steal stuff instead to pass the time."

Cats are EVIL DESTRUCTIVE creatures... the fact that people let them go outside to kill wildlife FOR FUN, is DISGUSTING and those pets SHOULD BE PUT DOWN.


Most serial killers and other sociopaths share your point of view.

/DIAF
 
2013-08-19 01:22:56 PM

peterthx: NostroZ: Farking Satan Demon Creature!

The FTA at the end says it all:

"There are lots of other cats in the area which I guess means there is not much wildlife around to hunt. So Norris chooses to steal stuff instead to pass the time."

Cats are EVIL DESTRUCTIVE creatures... the fact that people let them go outside to kill wildlife FOR FUN, is DISGUSTING and those pets SHOULD BE PUT DOWN.

Most serial killers and other sociopaths share your point of view.

/DIAF


BS your fellow farkers all you want.  I don't like the cat, I can't pet him because of severe allergies, but I'd be heart-broken if he didn't come in for food/snack/pets every few days.  As it is, he shows up for a few minutes and then leaves again.

Alex serves his purpose and I love him for it.  Just can't show it due to the change of clothes/shower it would require of me.  This same cat severely maimed me over 1.5 years ago (scar on my right finger), but I still think he's a fine addition to the household.

I am not a cat lover by any means, but a creature that earns his own keep and whores out the neighbors is one that I will tolerate in my house.

Generally, I think cats earn their keep a bit more than dogs, although I love me some doggies :)
 
2013-08-19 01:45:18 PM

Lady J: what a load of absolute cobblers. i own a cat and so do loads of my neighbours. they all go outside whenever they want to. they love stalking each other and pretending to be hard.

i can't remember the last time i saw a cat turd or was annoyed by a cat. there's the occasional dog egg on the pavement from some pikey who can't be bothered to clean up after his poor little staffie, but that's it


So the cat's all save it up and do their business inside? Is that it? Because they have to go somewhere and probably not in your yard because it's a food source. And, gee, all the dog owners I know pick up after their dogs so right back at you with a 'load of absolute cobblers'.
 
2013-08-19 03:04:21 PM

TruBluTroll: A thread about an underwear-stealing cat and no mention of the lovable putty-like underwear-stealing kitty Choo Choo Bear? I am disappoint.


I was hoping Choo Choo would show up in this thread!
 
2013-08-19 03:10:29 PM
WTF is tubed gravy?
 
2013-08-19 03:39:04 PM
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"Good kitty."
 
2013-08-19 03:45:21 PM

IRQ12: WTF is tubed gravy?


Huh huh huh
 
2013-08-19 03:51:40 PM
Meh, we put our cats on tie outs so they can't rom or get squished on the road.
 
2013-08-19 03:52:17 PM
rom= roam
 
2013-08-19 06:13:48 PM
My cats perform essential functions like making the kids in the neighborhood giggle when they go to play with them (kids come to my door and ask if my cats can come outside to play, it's adorable). They (the cats, not the neighborhood kids) also hunt mice and birds. They eat what they kill, unless they bring it to me for me to eat. Sigh... they mean well.
 
2013-08-19 08:12:26 PM
My three indoor cats dispatched very nicely of a mouse last night.  Then ate the head off....then barfed it back up.  That was unpleasant.
 
2013-08-19 08:42:29 PM
The police are interviewing suspects.
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