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(Gothamist)   People in glass showers shouldn't... on second thought, people in glass showers should do whatever they want, as many times as they want   (gothamist.com) divider line 33
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2013-08-19 07:31:32 AM
"They were even nice enough to "cut down 3 huge trees so the neighbors could join in the fun." "

Assholes.
 
2013-08-19 07:31:43 AM
Well, as long as they're not <i>un</i>attractive, I don't see a problem with it.
 
2013-08-19 07:32:29 AM
Well, I am certainly made of html fail, today.  :\
 
2013-08-19 07:36:07 AM

Skail: Well, as long as they're not <i>un</i>attractive, I don't see a problem with it.


FTFA:  "...two 30-something lawyers who got married, had three kids..."

Probably do not want.

Call me when it's two 20 year old college gymnasts* or something.
 
2013-08-19 07:41:41 AM
The people who want you to see them naked are never the people you want to see naked.
 
GBB
2013-08-19 07:49:01 AM

wombatsrus: The people who want you to see them naked are never the people you want to see naked.


Sounds like some weird corollary of Murphy's Law.
 
2013-08-19 07:57:31 AM

Skail: Well, as long as they're not <i>un</i>attractive, I don't see a problem with it.


Once again, TTIUWOP
 
2013-08-19 07:59:45 AM

wombatsrus: The people who want you to see them naked are never the people you want to see naked.


There were a couple hot European dudes in speedos at the beach yesterday who I would've LOVED to have seen naked.  They went into the changing room together, came out, went in the water for maybe 3 minutes, then took off.

Who goes to the beach for 3 minutes!??

/I guess Europeans do
 
2013-08-19 08:00:12 AM

Koodz: Probably do not want.

Call me when it's two 20 year old college gymnasts* or something.


The neighbor quoted in the article said that they were "not unattractive, [but] I wish they were hotter and famous."

So they're probably alright, even if nothing spectacular.
 
2013-08-19 08:06:31 AM

Skail: Well, as long as they're not <i>un</i>attractive, I don't see a problem with it.


Unlikely.  It's a cruel irony that people who insist on showing off their naked bodies to everyone are people you  don't want to see naked.
 
2013-08-19 08:13:31 AM
The couple is "not unattractive, "

Clearly NOT farkers then.
 
2013-08-19 08:19:06 AM
Love it or List it now.

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2013-08-19 08:20:58 AM
The people who want you to see them naked are never the people you want to see naked.

There were a couple hot European dudes in speedos at the beach yesterday who I would've LOVED to have seen naked.  They went into the changing room together, came out, went in the water for maybe 3 minutes, then took off.

Who goes to the beach for 3 minutes!??

/I guess Europeans do

It's called "cleaning up after buttsex in the changing rooms" - 3 minutes would do it, I guess.

/// shudder
 
2013-08-19 08:39:48 AM
You gotta go outside to get in the shower? This winter it'll be shrinkage. You ladies know about shrinkage, right?
 
2013-08-19 08:44:46 AM
The lack of pictures that can be subjectively judged is disturbing.
 
2013-08-19 08:51:26 AM

xanadian: There were a couple hot European dudes in speedos at the beach yesterday who I would've LOVED to have seen naked. They went into the changing room together, came out, went in the water for maybe 3 minutes, then took off.


Beach water is excellent at washing out spooge
 
2013-08-19 09:02:25 AM
A friend of mine fell through a glass shower panel she was "just leaning against." Why anyone would "just lean against" a panel when taking a shower is beyond me. This was years ago and she still insists there was nothing more to it than "just leaning."
 
2013-08-19 09:13:44 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: xanadian: There were a couple hot European dudes in speedos at the beach yesterday who I would've LOVED to have seen naked. They went into the changing room together, came out, went in the water for maybe 3 minutes, then took off.

Beach water is excellent at washing out spooge


i243.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-19 09:34:41 AM

turboke: A friend of mine fell through a glass shower panel she was "just leaning against." Why anyone would "just lean against" a panel when taking a shower is beyond me. This was years ago and she still insists there was nothing more to it than "just leaning."


Maybe she was shaving her legs and leaned?
 
2013-08-19 09:39:36 AM

lethological_lassie: turboke: A friend of mine fell through a glass shower panel she was "just leaning against." Why anyone would "just lean against" a panel when taking a shower is beyond me. This was years ago and she still insists there was nothing more to it than "just leaning."

Maybe she was shaving her legs and leaned?


Seems plausible, but why wouldn't she just say so?
 
2013-08-19 09:43:36 AM
OK how is this not indecent exposure? I'm quite sure if I stand in my living room looking out of my almost floor to ceiling bay window buck naked for all the world to see, I would get slapped with a court date and me name on the sex offenders list. And no its not there already.
 
2013-08-19 09:47:39 AM
Isn't that 'indecent exposure'? It would be if a child were to see a naked man/woman showering.
 
2013-08-19 09:48:22 AM

Hipjoint: OK how is this not indecent exposure? I'm quite sure if I stand in my living room looking out of my almost floor to ceiling bay window buck naked for all the world to see, I would get slapped with a court date and me name on the sex offenders list. And no its not there already.


damn you! should have refreshed before posting.
 
2013-08-19 09:55:17 AM
It's probably that glass that darkens with an electrical current, and the author is just choosing to neglect that detail to get some buzz on their article.
 
2013-08-19 10:23:34 AM
Phoebe: Hey look!  Fat naked ugly woman is getting in the shower again and she has a new shampoo.

Monica: Wait, what is she doing with that new shampoo bottle?

Chandler: That isn't a shampoo bottle.
 
2013-08-19 11:07:58 AM
Hey.... We have a glass shower. The only people who could possibly see in are our elderly neighbors, and the husband's eyesight is pretty much gone (macular degeneration). So this was almost about us. Except we're famous AND hot...
 
2013-08-19 11:22:39 AM

turboke: lethological_lassie: turboke: A friend of mine fell through a glass shower panel she was "just leaning against." Why anyone would "just lean against" a panel when taking a shower is beyond me. This was years ago and she still insists there was nothing more to it than "just leaning."

Maybe she was shaving her legs and leaned?

Seems plausible, but why wouldn't she just say so?


It wasn't her legs she was shaving. Leaning is less uncomfortable than squatting ... until you fall thru the glass wall.
 
2013-08-19 11:30:46 AM

Koodz: Skail: Well, as long as they're not <i>un</i>attractive, I don't see a problem with it.

FTFA:  "...two 30-something lawyers who got married, had three kids..."

Probably do not want.

Call me when it's two 20 year old college gymnasts* or something.


The asterisk was intended to go to a footnote saying insert your chosen sport here but it was too early for such complexity.
 
2013-08-19 12:03:15 PM

xanadian: wombatsrus: The people who want you to see them naked are never the people you want to see naked.

There were a couple hot European dudes in speedos at the beach yesterday who I would've LOVED to have seen naked.  They went into the changing room together, came out, went in the water for maybe 3 minutes, then took off.

Who goes to the beach for 3 minutes!??

/I guess Europeans do



How do you know they were European?
 
2013-08-19 12:15:50 PM

bucket_pup: The people who want you to see them naked are never the people you want to see naked.

There were a couple hot European dudes in speedos at the beach yesterday who I would've LOVED to have seen naked.  They went into the changing room together, came out, went in the water for maybe 3 minutes, then took off.

Who goes to the beach for 3 minutes!??

/I guess Europeans do

It's called "cleaning up after buttsex in the changing rooms" - 3 minutes would do it, I guess.

/// shudder


what kinda amateur cleans up right after buttsex?  You gotta revel in that stank.
 
2013-08-19 12:21:29 PM

lack of warmth: Phoebe: Hey look!  Fat naked ugly woman is getting in the shower again and she has a new shampoo.

Monica: Wait, what is she doing with that new shampoo bottle?

Chandler: That isn't a shampoo bottle.


pmcmovieline.files.wordpress.com

At a medium pace.
 
2013-08-19 02:18:44 PM

elguerodiablo: lack of warmth: Phoebe: Hey look!  Fat naked ugly woman is getting in the shower again and she has a new shampoo.

Monica: Wait, what is she doing with that new shampoo bottle?

Chandler: That isn't a shampoo bottle.

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At a medium pace.


Take an Internet out of petty cash for the Adam Sandler reference.
 
2013-08-19 02:29:38 PM

xanadian: IdBeCrazyIf: xanadian: There were a couple hot European dudes in speedos at the beach yesterday who I would've LOVED to have seen naked. They went into the changing room together, came out, went in the water for maybe 3 minutes, then took off.

Beach water is excellent at washing out spooge santorum

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