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(Telegraph)   What do you do next after you've just spent 65 years of your life building 463 warships from more than a million matches?   ( divider line
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8727 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Aug 2013 at 6:17 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-19 07:32:57 AM  
3 votes:
I thought he had hung himself once he got out of prison.
2013-08-19 01:30:13 PM  
2 votes:
That guy needs a Hobby.
2013-08-19 09:59:45 AM  
2 votes:
This is what addicts did before World of Warcraft existed.
2013-08-19 07:40:08 AM  
2 votes:
Oh honey, the grand kids came by and got bored. So they played with your boats. I guess they were a little rough with them. I didn't know they had that lighter fluid and a bunch of firecrackers. Daughter Maureen said she would talk to them about respecting other peoples property. But you know she'll forget.
2013-08-19 09:44:00 AM  
1 vote:
Buy a lighter?
2013-08-19 07:31:57 AM  
1 vote:
Watch The People's Court.
2013-08-19 07:01:14 AM  
1 vote:
It's amazing what you can achieve with just matches and boxes. Credit to him. I can't even assemble the airfix kits without ingesting a dangerous amount of glue and sticking myself to the ceiling somehow.

Do people pay good money for stuff like that? If so his kids might want to make sure he doesn't contemplate the Viking funeral.
2013-08-19 06:55:52 AM  
1 vote:
Viking funeral?
2013-08-19 06:32:57 AM  
1 vote:
Hookers and blow.

2013-08-19 06:07:42 AM  
1 vote:
Burn them.
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