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(Telegraph)   At this very moment one of your four dogs is suffering from depression   ( divider line
    More: Sad, self-harm, work days, Britain  
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3643 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Aug 2013 at 8:26 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-19 08:54:52 AM  
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2013-08-20 08:58:31 AM  
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SoundOfOneHandWanking: Solution, bring your dog to work.

/dog currently sitting ON my desk

That's not a solution, fark that. NEVER tolerate a workplace that allows people to bring their pets. It's worse than working with smokers that need to go outside every 15 minutes. Now the employee has to coo the animal, take it for shiats and pisses, give it attention, water it, feed it, and dogs are farking disgusting. It cleans its asshole, penis, nuts or vag with it's tongue, then licks your hands or face, spreading stink, bacteria and hair god knows what else, contaminating anything that may shuffle across your desk to other people.

There's a lot of vanity involved with your kind of behavior. I'm sure you have some circumstance that you'll use to try to use to justify this, but bottom line, unless you're working for a retard, PetCo, or something where they're trying to make a statement, it shows a complete disregard for a sanitary work environment and your coworkers in general.
2013-08-20 08:45:06 AM  
1 vote:
Newsflash: most dog owners shouldn't have a farking dog

Dog owners are some of the most selfish, self-righteous people I've ever met, almost always to the direct detriment of the animal

/not you, of course
2013-08-19 09:22:33 AM  
1 vote:
You can tell by the way he licks his balls.
2013-08-19 09:21:27 AM  
1 vote:
Last dog we had was a boston terrier, and let me tell you that dog was retarded on levels I can't even begin to describe. And high strung like a mother farker. Seriously this dog was like Corky on Meth.
2013-08-19 09:16:16 AM  
1 vote:
2013-08-19 08:44:19 AM  
1 vote:

here to help: Oh and their other dog was a little asshole shiatzu that got treated like a baby. It was one of the greasiest most disgusting miserable little beasts I've ever had the misfortune of having to pat. It's skin was all f*cked up so it was covered in oozing scabby bald spots and your hand would stink after you touched it. If you didn't pet it it would bite you and my aunt would flip out like you were abusing it. Very strange people.

I gotta ask, have you ever really helped anyone?
2013-08-19 08:34:38 AM  
1 vote:
That's ruff...
2013-08-19 08:25:36 AM  
1 vote:
Give him a steak already.
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