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(Omaha World Herald)   Nothing says "Nebraska" like a wedding at a demolition derby   (omaha.com ) divider line
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2013-08-19 08:25:37 AM  
And it was all going great until those lousy Malachi brothers showed up.
 
2013-08-19 08:28:45 AM  

Sybarite: And it was all going great until those lousy Malachi brothers showed up.


Came for the Malachi Crunch. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-08-19 08:29:51 AM  
This SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY, see Bobby Jo and Billie Bob get hitched, then stay for the carnage and mayhem!
 
2013-08-19 08:42:27 AM  
*shrug* sounds fun. Especially if you get to participate in the destruction (I mean, other than the marriage).
 
2013-08-19 09:06:32 AM  
FTFA: "demolition derbies"

Keep chasing that stereotype.
 
2013-08-19 09:27:47 AM  
There's nothing inherently Nebraskan about a demolition derby.  Now, a combine demotion derby is a another matter.

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2013-08-19 09:31:00 AM  
Fun fact:

The Silverdome in Pontiac is now used for demolition derbies and monster truck rallies.

And it's awesome.
 
2013-08-19 09:31:41 AM  
Given that the vast majority of weddings are cookie cutter affairs, anything, and I mean anything that is out of the ordinary is a good thing.
 
2013-08-19 10:16:19 AM  
you may now crash the bride
 
2013-08-19 10:22:41 AM  

megarian: *shrug* sounds fun. Especially if you get to participate in the destruction (I mean, other than the marriage).


Seriously.  I've been to so many boring weddings, that I've learned to relish the carnage a 275 lb. desperate to be married heifer can cause while chasing a bouquet.  This could not possibly be worse.
 
2013-08-19 10:29:59 AM  

Rapmaster2000: There's nothing inherently Nebraskan about a demolition derby.  Now, a combine demotion derby is a another matter.


Yeah, that makes more sense.
 
2013-08-19 10:51:14 AM  
Rock that redneck mojo. Let's face it, it's got more cultural depth than the homogenized, industrialized, soulless crap that is featured in "Bride" magazine and "Say Yes to the Dress".

/Live in house with two stepdaughters with a very long history of extremely poor romantic choices.
 
2013-08-19 11:22:21 AM  
Were they wearing Husker gear?
 
2013-08-19 11:41:32 AM  

verbaltoxin: Were they wearing Husker gear?


Is that a rhetorical question? Of course they were, it's Nebraska.
 
2013-08-19 02:29:37 PM  
It's not limited to NE. Happened in WI yesterday too. Then the newlyweds went on to compete in the truck heat.
 
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