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(LA Times)   Teacher accused of having sex with five different students, including in the classroom. (With "Eh, sort of want" mugshot)   (latimes.com) divider line 101
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2013-08-19 08:01:39 AM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-08-19 08:07:17 AM  
"Sort of want"? How long have you been in prison, subby?
 
2013-08-19 08:27:58 AM  
Corona teacher

More like nine Corona teacher.
 
2013-08-19 08:54:49 AM  
"...Hansen committed sexual acts with the teenagers, who were as young as 16, in her classroom, in a campus utility room, in her vehicle parked near a youth's home and at the home of one of the teenagers."

Was she going for the Mile Wide Club?
 
2013-08-19 09:27:46 AM  

SmackLT: "Sort of want"? How long have you been in prison, subby?


People don't usually put their best foot forward in mug shots.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-19 09:33:02 AM  
Sort of want to shove in the ditch, maybe.
 
2013-08-19 09:34:54 AM  

Sybarite: Corona teacher

More like nine Corona teacher.


Well, there goes what I have to say.

/3 for me
//light weight
 
2013-08-19 09:35:16 AM  

Babwa Wawa: SmackLT: "Sort of want"? How long have you been in prison, subby?

People don't usually put their best foot forward in mug shots.

[i.imgur.com image 698x420]


Upon review of the additional footage....the ref is going to allow it.
 
2013-08-19 09:36:18 AM  
special education teacher

So she's was farking retards?
 
2013-08-19 09:36:41 AM  
In a row?
 
2013-08-19 09:38:38 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: special education teacher

So she's was farking retards?


What you said....sort of.
 
2013-08-19 09:38:40 AM  
Would sort of smack with a sledgehammer...........
 
2013-08-19 09:39:10 AM  
ahhh.. the old... hey.. I am doing something wrong and I will fake having my phone hacked in the months leading up to my pending arrest to try and fool the cops trick.

clever gambit.
works every time
if by works, you mean alerts the authorities that you are up to know good, making trouble in the neighborhood.
 
2013-08-19 09:40:56 AM  
Dearest Subby,

I appreciate the honesty when describing the the teacher in question in your headline.

-megarian
 
2013-08-19 09:41:33 AM  
"Committed a sex act in a classroom with another student moments after school concluded."


A true SCHOOLS OUT FOR THE SUMMER Kodak moment.  (Trademark Pending)
 
2013-08-19 09:41:51 AM  
Id hit it... with a 2x4 while she slept.
 
2013-08-19 09:43:21 AM  
Meh.
 
2013-08-19 09:43:58 AM  
Teachers are giving Boy Scout leaders and Catholic Priests a run for their money these days.

Anyone keeping score?
 
2013-08-19 09:48:39 AM  

GungFu: Anyone keeping score?


See, now I've got this image of teachers sitting around comparing notes.

"Well, I screwed on in the classroom and on in my car."
"That's not bad, but I did one at my house, and a football player in the women's locker room."
"Well, that settles it, Brenda wins the pool this week!"
 
2013-08-19 09:50:11 AM  
A plus ... lots of slobber for lube.
 
2013-08-19 09:51:17 AM  
"It's easy to make an allegation"

Welcome to what men go through, lady.


"After her arrest in June , parents and friends rallied around Hansen, who has taught at Centennial for nearly five years. They questioned the motives of the accusers."

How DARE they question the sexual assault victim's motives or behaviour?!!!! I fully expect feminists will be in their usual white hot spittle flying outage over this.
 
2013-08-19 10:01:08 AM  
*looks at pic*

You can hit on her subby, I won't
 
2013-08-19 10:01:44 AM  

megarian: Dearest Subby,

I appreciate the honesty when describing the the teacher in question in your headline.

-megarian


yeah, who sort of wants Gary Bussey's little sister?
 
2013-08-19 10:01:57 AM  
www.trbimg.com
No thanks I don't have a fetish for Phil Mickelson.

/although he does have some nice tits
 
2013-08-19 10:02:23 AM  

SmackLT: "Sort of want"? How long have you been in prison, subby?


Hell, I came here to compliment  subbyfor not playing the "smoking hot" card.
 
2013-08-19 10:05:36 AM  
Is there a male teacher in the world not only sick enough to have relations with a student, but stupid/crazy enough to do it right in a classroom?  Are you f*ing nuts, lady?
/in the classroom she was probably s*ing nuts.  But sill
 
2013-08-19 10:05:42 AM  
Wouldn't have clicked if it was Daily Mail.

Next time won't click if it's LA Times.
 
2013-08-19 10:08:30 AM  

skinink: "...Hansen committed sexual acts with the teenagers, who were as young as 16, in her classroom, in a campus utility room, in her vehicle parked near a youth's home and at the home of one of the teenagers."

Was she going for the Mile Wide Club?


I think that maybe she was going for more of Dr. Seuss thing.  "I would assault them here or there.  I would assault them anywhere."
 
2013-08-19 10:08:41 AM  
Thank goodness this horrible criminal has been arrested for making their teenage dreams come true.
 
2013-08-19 10:09:29 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: In a row?


Try not to suck any dick in the parking lot!
 
2013-08-19 10:11:43 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Try not to suck any dick in the parking lot!


Party pooper.
 
2013-08-19 10:14:15 AM  

WhoopAssWayne: Thank goodness this horrible criminal has been arrested for making their teenage dreams come true.


They should probably throw those awful boys in prison, not only for taking advantage of her vulnerable state of mind, but also for tattling on her.  She clearly didn't know her vagina is a ticket to much greater things than just 30 second poundings from teenaged boys.  And it's their fault for tricking her!
 
2013-08-19 10:20:10 AM  
VOTE FOR SUMMER!
 
2013-08-19 10:20:29 AM  
she says her phone 'was hacked'...so what about the pics?  Where did those come from?  We'll need those and new one's for comparison to make a better assessment in this case...
 
2013-08-19 10:21:31 AM  

Babwa Wawa: SmackLT: "Sort of want"? How long have you been in prison, subby?

People don't usually put their best foot forward in mug shots.

[i.imgur.com image 698x420]


Still, there's a mild case of trailer park face.

Learned a long time ago that it's a warning sign, like bright stripes on lizards.
 
2013-08-19 10:23:42 AM  
Nice tits.
 
2013-08-19 10:25:42 AM  

bdub77: [www.trbimg.com image 443x510]
No thanks I don't have a fetish for Phil Mickelson.

/although he does have some nice tits


I lol'd..
 
2013-08-19 10:25:43 AM  

bdub77: [www.trbimg.com image 443x510]
No thanks I don't have a fetish for Phil Mickelson or Gary Busey.

/although he does have some nice tits


FTFY
 
2013-08-19 10:26:34 AM  
Katie Sackhoff really let herself go
 
2013-08-19 10:29:16 AM  
Hmmm...  Sort of want.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-19 10:29:31 AM  
eh, she's do-able, but not "sort of want" worthy

/one of those times with a few beers in ya and bored nights
//thank god I don't have those nights when I've been single
///yet
 
2013-08-19 10:30:50 AM  

Babwa Wawa: SmackLT: "Sort of want"? How long have you been in prison, subby?

People don't usually put their best foot forward in mug shots.

[i.imgur.com image 698x420]



I was actually into it until I saw the "I have low self esteem" bags she had implanted.
 
2013-08-19 10:34:24 AM  

twiztedjustin: Babwa Wawa: SmackLT: "Sort of want"? How long have you been in prison, subby?

People don't usually put their best foot forward in mug shots.

[i.imgur.com image 698x420]


I was actually into it until I saw the "I have low self esteem" bags she had implanted.


Low self-esteem is the key to my sexual successes.
 
2013-08-19 10:36:35 AM  

kvinesknows: ahhh.. the old... hey.. I am doing something wrong and I will fake having my phone hacked in the months leading up to my pending arrest to try and fool the cops trick.

clever gambit.
works every time
if by works, you mean alerts the authorities that you are up to know good, making trouble in the neighborhood.


More like she accidentally sent the sexy email that was meant for the boy she was molesting to somebody else and came up with that to cover her ass.
 
2013-08-19 10:39:32 AM  

twiztedjustin: I was actually into it until I saw the "I have low self esteem" bags she had implanted.


Low self esteem kinda goes hand in hand with banging special ed kids.
 
2013-08-19 10:40:19 AM  

OregonVet: [i.qkme.me image 320x255]


Trichinosis?
Sry
 
2013-08-19 10:40:19 AM  
Sure, what the hell.
 
2013-08-19 10:43:21 AM  
Did she take a blast to the face that blew off her eyebrows?
 
2013-08-19 10:43:28 AM  

blatz514: IdBeCrazyIf: special education teacher

So she's was farking retards?

What you said....sort of.


RTA: nope, they weren't from her class.
 
2013-08-19 10:45:28 AM  
FTFA: "a special-education teacher"  sounds more like an Extra-Special Teacher.

and hey, tards need love to...

www.freewebs.com
 
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