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(ESPN)   Ryan Braun claims that the man who collected his urine to test it for steroids was an anti-Semite and a Cubs fan, so clearly he was intentionally going to sabotage the results   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Ryan Braun, Cubs, Cubs fans, steroids, chain of custody, Brewers  
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2013-08-19 10:41:59 AM  
4 votes:
That is a pretty low blow to try to discredit someone by accusing them of being a Cubs fan.
2013-08-19 09:23:43 AM  
3 votes:
So does this mean he's out of the Pamphlet?
2013-08-19 08:41:19 AM  
2 votes:
Urine trouble now Ryan, you little pissant.
2013-08-19 07:33:58 AM  
2 votes:
the only thing missing was Ryan Braun saying that he found out Laurenzi donates money to palestine.
2013-08-19 11:45:04 PM  
1 vote:
So he posts on Fark as Tatsuma?

/I keed.
2013-08-19 05:00:06 PM  
1 vote:
I hope this guy chokes to death on a ham sandwich after getting penis cancer, his wife leaving him for a dwarf, and his dog leaving a crap on his pillow.

As a Jew, I think to cry anti-Semitism just because he got caught makes this guy worse than A-rod.

He's the Jewish tawana brawley.
2013-08-19 11:58:06 AM  
1 vote:

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Well, Laurenzi probably hates Jews now.

haha, yeah he can actually demonstrate that a jewish person was libeling him and engaging in a conspiracy.
2013-08-19 11:15:03 AM  
1 vote:

JtMD: Pontious Pilates: So does this mean he's out of the Pamphlet?

Actually it was a leaflet.

And wasn't it only "Famous Jewish BOXING Legends"?

// Braun also didn't say he'd take Yom Kippur off - he's out of my Lox Social Sundays group
// and that makes Khalil Greene MVP-for-life
2013-08-19 08:34:06 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-19 08:15:23 AM  
1 vote:
So, he's one of those PED-deniers?

He hasn't seen the evidence of the 6,000,000 PED users?

He should be court-ordered to visit the Balco Museum so he can see the real truth.
2013-08-19 07:53:08 AM  
1 vote:
Braun, who is Jewish, also told the players that he had been told the collector was an anti-Semite.

You know you've got a religious person cornered when they bust this shiat out.

A source with knowledge of his thinking says Braun wants to make things right again.

Is he going to jam a needle in to his ass and pull the PEDs out while simultaneously getting Laurenzi his job back or something?
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