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(ESPN)   Ryan Braun claims that the man who collected his urine to test it for steroids was an anti-Semite and a Cubs fan, so clearly he was intentionally going to sabotage the results   (espn.go.com) divider line 62
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2013-08-19 05:00:06 PM
I hope this guy chokes to death on a ham sandwich after getting penis cancer, his wife leaving him for a dwarf, and his dog leaving a crap on his pillow.

As a Jew, I think to cry anti-Semitism just because he got caught makes this guy worse than A-rod.

He's the Jewish tawana brawley.
 
2013-08-19 06:15:49 PM

steamingpile: The technicality was argued the sample was kept in unknown conditions which they said changed the sample, which is just moronic but for those who had no idea it could be a feasible argument.


The most fun part of those old threads was people trying to use scientific study citations to demonstrate how refrigereated (or unrefrigerated) testosterone would increase over time. Any port in a storm I reckon.
 
2013-08-19 06:23:20 PM

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Baseball Selig'ed this up from the get-go. All so a sleazy used-car salesman could have a "legacy". Braun owes the guy he defamed and Baseball an abject apology. Dropped chain-of-custody dude owes Baseball an apology. And Baseball owes Bud Selig a kick in the ass and a shove out the door.


As a Brewers fan and former ardent Braun-guilt agnostic (pre-suspension), I support this statement.
/Reinstate Rose while you're at it
 
2013-08-19 06:36:30 PM
It's one thing to call the man an anti-Semite,..  but a Cubs fan?   Come on man, low blow.
 
2013-08-19 07:20:56 PM

Iowan73: The tester deserved to get fired because he didn't follow the proper protocol.


Shouldf Braun be fired from baseball too?
 
2013-08-19 08:02:46 PM
What if the guy actually is an anti-Semite and Cub fan?
 
2013-08-19 09:19:53 PM

IAmRight: What if the guy actually is an anti-Semite and Cub fan?


I think the "I hate Illinois Nazi" meme was posted up thread hours ago...
 
2013-08-19 09:46:35 PM
WOW he's played the dumbass and the Jew card... waiting next for the misunderstood Muslim card
 
2013-08-19 10:26:14 PM
i.imgur.com

RIP
 
2013-08-19 10:57:38 PM
What if the guy was an anti Semite AND a Cubs fan, but clearly was NOT going to sabotage the results?

What then, steroid using baseball player guy?
 
2013-08-19 11:17:07 PM

poughdrew: What if the guy was an anti Semite AND a Cubs fan, but clearly was NOT going to sabotage the results?

What then, steroid using baseball player guy?


That's what I basically meant. What if he just does the anti-Semite and Cubs fan thing in order to make you THINK that he would, to prove the point to you that you can't judge a book by its cover?

/imagine if you WERE taking a piss test and the collector came in wearing the jersey of your team's biggest rival
 
2013-08-19 11:45:04 PM
So he posts on Fark as Tatsuma?

/I keed.
 
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