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(CNN)   Two grown men behave like children on Twitter   (cnn.com) divider line 52
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2013-08-18 11:30:24 PM
I don't think Perez Hilton is counted as a man.  He's a complete farking nobody with so little intelligence that he couldn't even think up an original name.  So he uses a variation of the name of one of the biggest attention whores of all time.  And really, that's all he is.  A fat, ugly, gay attention whore.  And not the good kind of gay.  He's the type of gay person that other gays can't stand because he gives them a bad image.
 
2013-08-18 11:49:22 PM
All grown men behave like children on twitter. And on the internet in general.
 
2013-08-19 03:11:58 AM

OgreMagi: I don't think Perez Hilton is counted as a man.  He's a complete farking nobody with so little intelligence that he couldn't even think up an original name.  So he uses a variation of the name of one of the biggest attention whores of all time.  And really, that's all he is.  A fat, ugly, gay attention whore.  And not the good kind of gay.  He's the type of gay person that other gays can't stand because he gives them a bad image.

 
2013-08-19 08:08:05 AM
First clue? They're on Twitter
 
2013-08-19 08:28:45 AM
No, submitter, there was 1 man and 1 woman.
 
2013-08-19 08:29:42 AM
And I just kinda whiffed on trying to make that joke.  Never mind.  Go back to whatever you were doing.
 
2013-08-19 08:51:32 AM

xanadian: No, submitter, there was 1 man and 1 woman.


I assumed THAT IS THE JOKE, but maybe I am just giving subby too much credit.
 
2013-08-19 09:11:39 AM
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2013-08-19 09:19:41 AM

Lucky LaRue: xanadian: No, submitter, there was 1 man and 1 woman.

I assumed THAT IS THE JOKE, but maybe I am just giving subby too much credit.


Yeah, I really had no idea where I was going with the joke I was trying to make.  Trying to poke fun at Gaga and Hilton at the same time with some kind of clever linguistic switcheroo, but it's Monday.
 
2013-08-19 09:42:02 AM

xanadian: Lucky LaRue: xanadian: No, submitter, there was 1 man and 1 woman.

I assumed THAT IS THE JOKE, but maybe I am just giving subby too much credit.

Yeah, I really had no idea where I was going with the joke I was trying to make.  Trying to poke fun at Gaga and Hilton at the same time with some kind of clever linguistic switcheroo, but it's Monday.


Those of us with common sense and any familiarity with Fark got the joke.  Well done.
 
2013-08-19 09:43:39 AM
I'm pretty sure one of those participants does not even quality as homosapien
 
2013-08-19 09:49:18 AM

HotWingAgenda: All grown men behave like children on twitter. And on the internet in general.


Wrong, poopy pants
 
2013-08-19 09:57:16 AM
How do you make derogatory comments about a six-month old? Say that he poops his pants?
 
2013-08-19 10:01:50 AM
Just like the Courtney Stodden headline a couple of days ago, I knew what the story was as soon as I saw this headline, without even having to hover over the link to see the URL.

And of ALL the apartment buildings in NYC, Perez just happened to be looking to get an apartment in Gaga's building? Mighty farking big coincidence right there.
 
2013-08-19 10:02:42 AM
I really though Twitter would have gone away by now. I guess I really underestimated the stupidity of my fellow citizens. Which makes me stupid, because it's been apparent for a while. Dammit.
 
2013-08-19 10:03:12 AM
[peter_griffen_oh_my_god_who_cares.jpg]
 
2013-08-19 10:06:32 AM
I say we set them both on fire and call it a day....
 
2013-08-19 10:17:04 AM

LewDux: HotWingAgenda: All grown men behave like children on twitter. And on the internet in general.

Wrong, poopy pants


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A3WEMPZJD8
 
2013-08-19 10:23:54 AM

PenguinCam: How do you make derogatory comments about a six-month old? Say that he poops his pants?


He was getting deathe threats too so i imagine they may have been farked up than that
 
2013-08-19 10:26:02 AM
Man oh man.  You should see the LOADS AND LOADS of fark I don't give.
 
2013-08-19 10:27:07 AM

xanadian: Lucky LaRue: xanadian: No, submitter, there was 1 man and 1 woman.

I assumed THAT IS THE JOKE, but maybe I am just giving subby too much credit.

Yeah, I really had no idea where I was going with the joke I was trying to make.  Trying to poke fun at Gaga and Hilton at the same time with some kind of clever linguistic switcheroo, but it's Monday.


Oh, we got it. You just need to work in a golf ball dimpler reference and you've hit all the talking points.
 
2013-08-19 10:28:08 AM
andrewjpatrick.files.wordpress.com
/obligatory
 
2013-08-19 10:28:10 AM
cdn.uproxx.com
 
2013-08-19 10:31:37 AM
Lady Gaga is so hip and edgy that she was on Good Morning America this morning to promote her new album, which is a very hip and edgy thing to do.  It makes an artistic statement about our society's desire to promote products.  Another artistic triumph for Gaga!
 
2013-08-19 10:31:59 AM
Wow, CNN actually reports on Twitter feuds? I find Twitter amusing, sometimes even useful, and I can even see how entertainers and public figures could gain something of value from it. But every time it's mentioned anywhere, it's because some celebrity said something that hurt another celebrity's fee fees. Which says more about the laziness of journalists than it does about the immature narcissists getting into twitter spats.
 
2013-08-19 10:47:38 AM

LectertheChef: Wow, CNN actually reports on Twitter feuds?


Gotta do something to fill the 24 hour news cycle continuum.

4.bp.blogspot.com

I'd fill her continuum, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-08-19 10:51:22 AM

OgreMagi: I don't think Perez Hilton is counted as a man.  He's a complete farking nobody with so little intelligence that he couldn't even think up an original name.  So he uses a variation of the name of one of the biggest attention whores of all time.  And really, that's all he is.  A fat, ugly, gay attention whore.  And not the good kind of gay.

He's the type of gay person that other gays can't stand because he gives them a bad image.

Yep.  Every gay man I know (15, small sample size I know) hates this Perez thing with the fury of a thousand fabulous suns.  The lesbians I know pretty much say "who?".
 
2013-08-19 10:52:55 AM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: The lesbians I know pretty much say "who?".


The lesbians I know just kinda stammer. Almost like the cat's got their tongues.

/wait for it...
 
2013-08-19 10:54:40 AM
Ever notice celebrity feuds, rehab stints, or shocking confessions often seem to coincide with an album/book/movie/tv show about to come out?

Neither did I. Carry on.
 
2013-08-19 11:02:34 AM

skinink: [img12.imageshack.us image 840x500]


Yeah...I opened the article, saw that picture and gave it a big ol' nope.

/I'm sure whatever was said was highly enlightening and informative
 
2013-08-19 11:43:06 AM

OgreMagi: I don't think Perez Hilton is counted as a man.  He's a complete farking nobody with so little intelligence that he couldn't even think up an original name.  So he uses a variation of the name of one of the biggest attention whores of all time.  And really, that's all he is.  A fat, ugly, gay attention whore.  And not the good kind of gay.  He's the type of gay person that other gays can't stand because he gives them a bad image.


This.
 
2013-08-19 11:49:19 AM
...amongst other places.  *glances at politics tab*
 
2013-08-19 11:54:22 AM

Karma Chameleon: I really though Twitter would have gone away by now. I guess I really underestimated the stupidity of my fellow citizens. Which makes me stupid, because it's been apparent for a while. Dammit.


You should Tweet that!
 
2013-08-19 11:55:05 AM

xanadian: Yeah, I really had no idea where I was going with the joke I was trying to make.  Trying to poke fun at Gaga and Hilton at the same time with some kind of clever linguistic switcheroo, but it's Monday.


That joke was obvious and funny.  Well done, sir or ma'am.
 
2013-08-19 11:55:39 AM

OgreMagi: I don't think Perez Hilton is counted as a man.  He's a complete farking nobody with so little intelligence that he couldn't even think up an original name.  So he uses a variation of the name of one of the biggest attention whores of all time.  And really, that's all he is.  A fat, ugly, gay attention whore.  And not the good kind of gay.  He's the type of gay person that other gays can't stand because he gives them a bad image.

 
kab
2013-08-19 11:58:19 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: First clue? They're on Twitter


That's a bingo.
 
2013-08-19 11:59:32 AM
Someone needs to smother Perez Hilton with an AIDS quilt.
 
2013-08-19 12:11:21 PM

Mad_Radhu: [cdn.uproxx.com image 527x306]


So horribly out of context.  You're fired.
 
2013-08-19 12:11:24 PM
For whatever reason, I thought this was going to be another jerk off party for Patton Oswalt.
 
2013-08-19 12:23:51 PM

SockMonkeyHolocaust: For whatever reason, I thought this was going to be another jerk off party for Patton Oswalt.


Talk about a sticky situation.....
 
2013-08-19 12:28:11 PM

LemSkroob: Someone needs to smother Perez Hilton with an AIDS quilt.


Someone turn out the lights.  Thread over.
 
2013-08-19 12:37:01 PM
Fail overload.
Go away attention whores. Just go away.
 
2013-08-19 12:52:00 PM

PsyLord: [andrewjpatrick.files.wordpress.com image 400x312]
/obligatory


Thank you.
 
2013-08-19 12:57:24 PM

xanadian: And I just kinda whiffed on trying to make that joke.  Never mind.  Go back to whatever you were doing.


Try this:

"No, submitter, there was only 1 man. The other was Perez Hilton."
 
2013-08-19 02:12:14 PM
Hover over link.

'Perez Hilton'

"men"?

¯\_(⊙︿⊙)_/¯
 
2013-08-19 02:34:02 PM
Even Perez has reproduced with a woman friend.  So much for parenting making one a better person.
 
2013-08-19 03:33:46 PM
Who knew putting jizz stains on celebrity faces with MS paint could be a career.
 
2013-08-19 04:50:25 PM
One day the headlines will reveal Wendy O. Williams is Lady Gafa's Real Mother.  til then Perez Hilton just looks like one of those unstable types on Hollywood Blvd
 
2013-08-19 04:52:49 PM

OgreMagi: I don't think Perez Hilton is counted as a man.  He's a complete farking nobody with so little intelligence that he couldn't even think up an original name.  So he uses a variation of the name of one of the biggest attention whores of all time.  And really, that's all he is.  A fat, ugly, gay attention whore.  And not the good kind of gay.  He's the type of gay person that other gays can't stand because he gives them a bad image.


I actually rolled a die to decide if I should submit this as two men, two women, or two attention whores.  Because they were all appropriate and accurate.
 
2013-08-19 08:47:02 PM

Satanic_Hamster: OgreMagi: I don't think Perez Hilton is counted as a man.  He's a complete farking nobody with so little intelligence that he couldn't even think up an original name.  So he uses a variation of the name of one of the biggest attention whores of all time.  And really, that's all he is.  A fat, ugly, gay attention whore.  And not the good kind of gay.  He's the type of gay person that other gays can't stand because he gives them a bad image.

I actually rolled a die to decide if I should submit this as two men, two women, or two attention whores.  Because they were all appropriate and accurate.


Your third choice was the only correct choice.
 
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