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(Daily Mail)   Fifty-year-old blonde hottie complains about being skinny: 'Young men admire my slim figure from behind - then look horrified when they see my 50-year-old face' (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 23
    More: Dumbass, underweight, Nigella Lawson, diets  
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2013-08-19 04:40:31 AM  
9 votes:

strangeluck: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x936]

She's just the British version of fugly trailer trash


Trailour trash?
2013-08-19 03:19:25 AM  
6 votes:
That's why they invented doggie style.
2013-08-19 04:26:45 AM  
4 votes:
I'LL bet the top of her head still looks 20
2013-08-19 03:58:23 AM  
4 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-08-19 01:22:05 AM  
4 votes:
Face looks odd. She's not hideous. Maybe she should get a hobby and gain some self-worth from something other than her looks. Like knitting a wool bag for her head.
2013-08-19 04:31:15 AM  
3 votes:
And the next article in the Daily Fail's series on "People wanting what they don't have" is an interview with a woman with curly hair who has always wanted straight hair. This will be followed by an article about a man who drives a SUV because he has four kids, and dreams of the day when he can buy a motorcycle instead.
2013-08-19 06:14:34 AM  
2 votes:

Plissken: My penis is too big and I give women too many orgasms.

It's hell.




I'm hung like a baby
8 pounds 6 six ounces
22 inches long
2013-08-18 08:29:32 PM  
2 votes:
She should just kill herself before the disappointment grows unbearable
2013-08-19 11:07:28 AM  
1 votes:
i1.minus.com
2013-08-19 09:25:53 AM  
1 votes:

Plissken: My penis is too big and I give women too many orgasms.

It's hell.


yeah right... next you're going to tell us your nickname is 'snake'...
2013-08-19 08:25:55 AM  
1 votes:
Don't turn 'em down, turn 'em around...
2013-08-19 07:22:32 AM  
1 votes:
This must be what hamplanets mean when they cry about "thin privilege".

/She screams cougar so loud, Merlin comes running
2013-08-19 06:10:54 AM  
1 votes:
My penis is too big and I give women too many orgasms.

It's hell.
2013-08-19 06:07:14 AM  
1 votes:
img209.imageshack.us

 'Young men admire my slim figure from behind - then look horrified when they see my 50-year-old face'

Dyslexia in the form of photography
2013-08-19 05:52:25 AM  
1 votes:
Nidiot: 6'4", and in addition to my normal 3000-5000 calories, i ate a jar of peanut butter. Straight. I eat like this every day. I'm lucky I'd I can hit 180 while bulking up. I still look like a rail. While women are coming around to skinny guys, we skinny guys have a ton of self esteem issues. It isn't about picking up a fork. It is about picking up a fork and eating what is right, and not the 4000 calorie cake that was cajoling my name at work tonight. Yes, I could have eaten the while thing, but I'd have gained no weight. Probably would have lost weight, what with having to digest all that sugar.
2013-08-19 04:09:38 AM  
1 votes:
Don't cha wish you were that fence post?

doblelol.com
2013-08-19 03:54:42 AM  
1 votes:
She's no Hit-Girl, but I'd jizz on her face and use her hair for a nutrag.
2013-08-19 03:50:24 AM  
1 votes:
Looks around slowly....

I'd do it. For SCIENCE!

/ and all of you would too; she looks great for 50; hell, she'd look great if she was 30
2013-08-19 01:54:15 AM  
1 votes:
First world problems, indeed. Talk about complaining about useless shiat.
2013-08-18 11:42:41 PM  
1 votes:
For once a Daily Mail "hottie" link actually shows a woman who isn't completely hideous. Hell must be freezing over.
2013-08-18 08:53:06 PM  
1 votes:
www.plasticpledge.org
2013-08-18 08:09:34 PM  
1 votes:
Oh, cry me a river.
2013-08-18 07:56:24 PM  
1 votes:
www.reactionface.info
 
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