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(Daily Mail)   Fifty-year-old blonde hottie complains about being skinny: 'Young men admire my slim figure from behind - then look horrified when they see my 50-year-old face' (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-08-18 07:56:24 PM  
www.reactionface.info
 
2013-08-18 08:09:34 PM  
Oh, cry me a river.
 
2013-08-18 08:29:32 PM  
She should just kill herself before the disappointment grows unbearable
 
2013-08-18 08:30:28 PM  
That article, which I doubt was written by the person in the picture, is deliberately designed to troll fatties.
 
2013-08-18 08:53:06 PM  
www.plasticpledge.org
 
2013-08-18 10:21:47 PM  
Butterface?
 
2013-08-18 11:42:41 PM  
For once a Daily Mail "hottie" link actually shows a woman who isn't completely hideous. Hell must be freezing over.
 
2013-08-18 11:57:03 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-19 12:15:10 AM  
That's the most blatant humblebrag I've ever seen.
 
2013-08-19 01:22:05 AM  
Face looks odd. She's not hideous. Maybe she should get a hobby and gain some self-worth from something other than her looks. Like knitting a wool bag for her head.
 
2013-08-19 01:54:15 AM  
First world problems, indeed. Talk about complaining about useless shiat.
 
2013-08-19 03:19:25 AM  
That's why they invented doggie style.
 
2013-08-19 03:46:26 AM  
Its the stupid smirk. If she stopped TRYING to look a certain way she'd be decent.
I'm 34 and I'd hit it.
 
2013-08-19 03:50:24 AM  
Looks around slowly....

I'd do it. For SCIENCE!

/ and all of you would too; she looks great for 50; hell, she'd look great if she was 30
 
2013-08-19 03:50:40 AM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: That's why they invented doggie style.


And beer.
 
2013-08-19 03:51:48 AM  
As long as she doesn't tell me about her grand kids or recites butterscotch recipes, I'm good to go...
 
2013-08-19 03:52:46 AM  
Maybe it's your horrible personality, honey.
 
2013-08-19 03:54:06 AM  
she should stop complaining and hike up that dress a tad or two
 
2013-08-19 03:54:42 AM  
She's no Hit-Girl, but I'd jizz on her face and use her hair for a nutrag.
 
2013-08-19 03:56:44 AM  
Hm, looks like an extreme version of what we call "young-hair, old-face" roun' these parts.
 
2013-08-19 03:58:23 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-19 04:00:06 AM  
Because she has such sharp knees.  She keeps herself up and has....life experience.  Something like that.

Everyone has probably stared at some chick's ass.  Then you get a better look and realize she is well in her 60's and get a little weirded out.
 
2013-08-19 04:09:38 AM  
Don't cha wish you were that fence post?

doblelol.com
 
2013-08-19 04:10:44 AM  

Enemabag Jones: Because she has such sharp knees.  She keeps herself up and has....life experience.  Something like that.

Everyone has probably stared at some chick's ass.  Then you get a better look and realize she is well in her 60's and get a little weirded out.


Came to say this... I'll be leaving now.

#jaggermouth
 
2013-08-19 04:13:03 AM  

iheartscotch: Looks around slowly....

I'd do it. For SCIENCE!

/ and all of you would too; she looks great for 50; hell, she'd look great if she was 30


I wonder what the wildebeests that pass for women in your part of the world must look like.

Being skinny =/= being sexy.
 
2013-08-19 04:17:09 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
"Have you been ill?' one heavy-set so-called friend asked recently. 'You're looking way too thin."

This woman is not overly skinny, she looks normal and healthy, and of appropriate weight for her height. She's just the British version of fugly trailer trash, and she's actually trying to take away attention from her face by saying she's too skinny and it makes her look bad.

/attentionwhore.jpg
 
2013-08-19 04:23:11 AM  
If it didn't lack cleverness it would make a good Onion article.
 
2013-08-19 04:26:45 AM  
I'LL bet the top of her head still looks 20
 
2013-08-19 04:29:03 AM  
She looks fine to me. All you farkers complaining about her looks would be lucky to have someone like her when you're her age.
 
2013-08-19 04:30:40 AM  
www.gifsforum.com
 
2013-08-19 04:31:15 AM  
And the next article in the Daily Fail's series on "People wanting what they don't have" is an interview with a woman with curly hair who has always wanted straight hair. This will be followed by an article about a man who drives a SUV because he has four kids, and dreams of the day when he can buy a motorcycle instead.
 
2013-08-19 04:31:18 AM  
I was expecting snakes for hair. I leave disappointed.
 
2013-08-19 04:34:00 AM  

Oldiron_79: I'LL bet the top of her head still looks 20


+ lots
- new keyboard
 
2013-08-19 04:36:52 AM  
Some women over age 45 feel the need to validate their sexual attractiveness.

And in order to do so, they start with Botox. Geez, lady, you can't even smile naturally.
 
2013-08-19 04:40:31 AM  

strangeluck: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x936]

She's just the British version of fugly trailer trash


Trailour trash?
 
2013-08-19 04:41:54 AM  
The old hottie got british teeth. That's why she looks old.
 
2013-08-19 04:43:19 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I was expecting snakes for hair. I leave disappointed.


What a  50-year-old with snakes for hair might look like:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
GBB
2013-08-19 04:46:34 AM  
cdn3.hark.com

Ugh, and those shoes!

No, seriously, those shoes are hideous.  Are you a wicked witch?
 
2013-08-19 04:53:26 AM  
Um, she's body good at 50+, but her weird ass face is tough to get past.  Sorry bucktooth, I'll wait for the next contestant.  Unless you have a sense of humor or a lot of money.

/what can I say, I'm a whore.
 
2013-08-19 04:54:13 AM  
A "slim" size 6?
 
2013-08-19 05:08:33 AM  
 'Young men admire my slim figure from behind - then look horrified when they see my 50-year-old face'

Pretty much describes my first year in California after living my entire life in the Midwest, where once a woman hit 45 she is required to get an "old lady" haircut and wear pantsuits.
 
2013-08-19 05:17:44 AM  
"Julia Stephenson says her slim figure is down to genetics..."


i.imgur.com

Racist ho.
 
2013-08-19 05:18:57 AM  
A little on the skinny side but doable. A woman is like a steak. They need some fat for flavor.
 
2013-08-19 05:22:07 AM  
What the.....Well I never.... I"D TAKE THAT HOME FOR KEEPERS!!
 
2013-08-19 05:26:00 AM  

strangeluck: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x936]
"Have you been ill?' one heavy-set so-called friend asked recently. 'You're looking way too thin."

This woman is not overly skinny, she looks normal and healthy, and of appropriate weight for her height. She's just the British version of fugly trailer trash, and she's actually trying to take away attention from her face by saying she's too skinny and it makes her look bad.

/attentionwhore.jpg


I wouldn't even say that her face looked 50; I clicked on TFA expecting to see a woman with a stunning figure and a nasty face, and was very surprised. I'd give her more than a second look if I saw her in person. Of course I'm older than her by a few years so maybe that's coloring my judgement, too.

/not bad looking at all
//would hit
 
2013-08-19 05:26:29 AM  

Bslim: A "slim" size 6?


UK 6 = US 2

Because y'all be fat.

/yes, yes, I know that the level of overweight people is nearly as high in the UK
//but look closely at the distribution curve
 
2013-08-19 05:34:41 AM  

iheartscotch: she'd look great if she was 30


ok, let's not get carried away here...

On another note, dying your hair and leaving streaks does not make you blonde, it makes you silly!
 
2013-08-19 05:37:26 AM  

snuff3r: First world problems, indeed. Talk about complaining about useless shiat.


Being too thin is certainly not a 'first-world problem' - not usually, anyway.
 
2013-08-19 05:40:12 AM  
To any person complaining they are too thin, why not eat more and exercise less? Problem solved.

/pick up the fork, skinny
 
2013-08-19 05:40:52 AM  
Would hit. Repeatedly. Make breakfast, then hit again. Make lunch, and of she's up for it, hit again.
Also: When did Jennifer Tilly hit 50? Would still fark her until sunup, then cuddle. Then fark some more.

/I'm not a discriminatory guy, getting too old to be
//the 29 year old gf can't keep up
///tall and skinny for the win
 
2013-08-19 05:46:58 AM  

kxs401: That's the most blatant humblebrag I've ever seen.


Oooh! I learned a new word today. And a good one, at that.
 
2013-08-19 05:52:25 AM  
Nidiot: 6'4", and in addition to my normal 3000-5000 calories, i ate a jar of peanut butter. Straight. I eat like this every day. I'm lucky I'd I can hit 180 while bulking up. I still look like a rail. While women are coming around to skinny guys, we skinny guys have a ton of self esteem issues. It isn't about picking up a fork. It is about picking up a fork and eating what is right, and not the 4000 calorie cake that was cajoling my name at work tonight. Yes, I could have eaten the while thing, but I'd have gained no weight. Probably would have lost weight, what with having to digest all that sugar.
 
2013-08-19 05:55:08 AM  

Trance354: Nidiot: 6'4", and in addition to my normal 3000-5000 calories, i ate a jar of peanut butter. Straight. I eat like this every day. I'm lucky I'd I can hit 180 while bulking up. I still look like a rail. While women are coming around to skinny guys, we skinny guys have a ton of self esteem issues. It isn't about picking up a fork. It is about picking up a fork and eating what is right, and not the 4000 calorie cake that was cajoling my name at work tonight. Yes, I could have eaten the while thing, but I'd have gained no weight. Probably would have lost weight, what with having to digest all that sugar.


Stop humblebragging
 
2013-08-19 05:56:18 AM  
she may be bangable, but with insecurities like hers, I'd stay the fark away
 
2013-08-19 05:59:00 AM  

proteus_b: iheartscotch: she'd look great if she was 30

ok, let's not get carried away here...

On another note, dying your hair and leaving streaks does not make you blonde, it makes you silly!


I never understood the appeal of obvious bleach blondes. Not saying Id turn a hot girl down because of bleach blonde hair, but I like brunettes and natural blondes either one like eleventy times better than a bleach blonde.
 
2013-08-19 06:04:10 AM  
Well at least she isn't a self absorbed attention whore. Oh wait, she is.
 
2013-08-19 06:07:14 AM  
img209.imageshack.us

 'Young men admire my slim figure from behind - then look horrified when they see my 50-year-old face'

Dyslexia in the form of photography
 
2013-08-19 06:10:54 AM  
My penis is too big and I give women too many orgasms.

It's hell.
 
2013-08-19 06:14:34 AM  

Plissken: My penis is too big and I give women too many orgasms.

It's hell.




I'm hung like a baby
8 pounds 6 six ounces
22 inches long
 
2013-08-19 06:17:32 AM  

weltallica: Creamy Sensual Indulgent subway mama


I love that pic. Gold!
 
2013-08-19 06:29:19 AM  

propasaurus: Butterface?


Not really, she looks her age but she looks fine.
 
2013-08-19 06:30:33 AM  

Victoly: Pointy Tail of Satan: I was expecting snakes for hair. I leave disappointed.

What a  50-year-old with snakes for hair might look like:

[images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 356x480]


god, i love her.
 
2013-08-19 06:32:48 AM  

robohobo: She's no Hit-Girl, but I'd jizz on her face and use her hair for a nutrag.


You're such a romantic.
 
2013-08-19 07:17:45 AM  

strangeluck: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x936]
"Have you been ill?' one heavy-set so-called friend asked recently. 'You're looking way too thin."

This woman is not overly skinny, she looks normal and healthy, and of appropriate weight for her height. She's just the British version of fugly trailer trash, and she's actually trying to take away attention from her face by saying she's too skinny and it makes her look bad.

/attentionwhore.jpg


13movies.files.wordpress.com

/Cheryl?
 
2013-08-19 07:22:32 AM  
This must be what hamplanets mean when they cry about "thin privilege".

/She screams cougar so loud, Merlin comes running
 
2013-08-19 07:55:40 AM  
not least because while 'fat-shaming' is deemed deeply offensive, prejudice against slim people is seen as acceptable.

Amazingly, after hanging out on Fark, I have to concur.
 
2013-08-19 07:59:42 AM  
In Vermont, that is a trophy wife.
 
2013-08-19 08:10:05 AM  
Where do they find these people?
 
2013-08-19 08:15:16 AM  

jshine: snuff3r: First world problems, indeed. Talk about complaining about useless shiat.

Being too thin is certainly not a 'first-world problem' - not usually, anyway.


Fake Mariah Carey quote, with the flies and death and stuff.
 
2013-08-19 08:24:30 AM  
Another vote for "no, it's your weird-assed mouth that makes them horrified."  She definitely has a few twisted branches in that family tree.
 
2013-08-19 08:25:55 AM  
Don't turn 'em down, turn 'em around...
 
2013-08-19 08:29:36 AM  

captjc: strangeluck: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x936]
"Have you been ill?' one heavy-set so-called friend asked recently. 'You're looking way too thin."

This woman is not overly skinny, she looks normal and healthy, and of appropriate weight for her height. She's just the British version of fugly trailer trash, and she's actually trying to take away attention from her face by saying she's too skinny and it makes her look bad.

/attentionwhore.jpg

[13movies.files.wordpress.com image 681x1021]

/Cheryl?


That's was the first thing I thought of too when I saw the pic in TFA.

static.tvfanatic.com
 
2013-08-19 08:34:28 AM  
"Boohoo I'm so skinny... (scoffs some bacon)... I don't look good... (eats another slice of chocolate cake)... I never can gain any weight ...wah wah wah"

...yeah, cry me a river. Life's so tough being able to eat whatever you like.


Fat people - unhappy with their body.


Thin people - unhappy with their body ... but can eat whatever they want in whatever quantity they want.


I think I know which group has the better deal.
 
2013-08-19 08:43:53 AM  

Nidiot: "Boohoo I'm so skinny... (scoffs some bacon)... I don't look good... (eats another slice of chocolate cake)... I never can gain any weight ...wah wah wah"

...yeah, cry me a river. Life's so tough being able to eat whatever you like.


Fat people - unhappy with their body.


Thin people - unhappy with their body ... but can eat whatever they want in whatever quantity they want.


I think I know which group has the better deal.



Except skinny people who can eat whatever they want is total bullshiat. People who have skinny all their life have no reference to compare to.


There was even a BBC show that did this scientifically with some sort of special water - look around on youtube. The fatter person always has a faster metabolism because of the higher weight.

It all came down to what/how much they ate. Maybe the skinny ones have some other genetic difference but faster metabolism isn't it.
 
2013-08-19 08:52:35 AM  

Cortez the Killer: captjc: strangeluck: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x936]
"Have you been ill?' one heavy-set so-called friend asked recently. 'You're looking way too thin."

This woman is not overly skinny, she looks normal and healthy, and of appropriate weight for her height. She's just the British version of fugly trailer trash, and she's actually trying to take away attention from her face by saying she's too skinny and it makes her look bad.

/attentionwhore.jpg

[13movies.files.wordpress.com image 681x1021]

/Cheryl?

That's was the first thing I thought of too when I saw the pic in TFA.

[static.tvfanatic.com image 200x264]


Same here.
 
2013-08-19 09:09:16 AM  
50 year old blonde hottie?

/I deny the premise.
 
mhd
2013-08-19 09:16:08 AM  
We are talking about young men here, where there's not exactly a huge limit to backside admiration.

As almost every long-haired male can confirm.

/Operating under a "female" assumption, it seems that I had a slight case of "dat ass".
 
2013-08-19 09:17:11 AM  

Bendal: strangeluck: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x936] "Have you been ill?' one heavy-set so-called friend asked recently. 'You're looking way too thin." This woman is not overly skinny, she looks normal and healthy, and of appropriate weight for her height. She's just the British version of fugly trailer trash, and she's actually trying to take away attention from her face by saying she's too skinny and it makes her look bad. /attentionwhore.jpg

I wouldn't even say that her face looked 50; I clicked on TFA expecting to see a woman with a stunning figure and a nasty face, and was very surprised. I'd give her more than a second look if I saw her in person. Of course I'm older than her by a few years so maybe that's coloring my judgement, too.

/not bad looking at all
//would hit


Whatever, she looks fine and doesnt have a scary old lady face. People here all just act like they can be picky when they're probably farking anything that moves and will give consent (if even that).

proteus_b: iheartscotch: she'd look great if she was 30 ok, let's not get carried away here... On another note, dying your hair and leaving streaks does not make you blonde, it makes you silly!


You cant really tell if she has them from the pic but most people call blonde "streaks" highlights. They may be silly but most women get them at some point.


Nidiot: To any person complaining they are too thin, why not eat more and exercise less? Problem solved. /pick up the fork, skinny

She wants to be more shapely--so she sould eat more protein and start exercising/lifting. The aw idiot in TFA actually brags about being sedentary and eating a ton of junk food. No wonder she feels like a shapeless, fatcushioned, bag of bones. /I hate people.

 
2013-08-19 09:25:35 AM  

Nidiot: "Boohoo I'm so skinny... (scoffs some bacon)... I don't look good... (eats another slice of chocolate cake)... I never can gain any weight ...wah wah wah"

...yeah, cry me a river. Life's so tough being able to eat whatever you like.


Fat people - unhappy with their body.


Thin people - unhappy with their body ... but can eat whatever they want in whatever quantity they want.


I think I know which group has the better deal.

I dont care how you look, but I feel pity for you if the your life revolves around eating.
 
2013-08-19 09:25:53 AM  

Plissken: My penis is too big and I give women too many orgasms.

It's hell.


yeah right... next you're going to tell us your nickname is 'snake'...
 
2013-08-19 09:38:13 AM  

elysive: Nidiot: "Boohoo I'm so skinny... (scoffs some bacon)... I don't look good... (eats another slice of chocolate cake)... I never can gain any weight ...wah wah wah"

...yeah, cry me a river. Life's so tough being able to eat whatever you like.


Fat people - unhappy with their body.


Thin people - unhappy with their body ... but can eat whatever they want in whatever quantity they want.


I think I know which group has the better deal.I dont care how you look, but I feel pity for you if the your life revolves around eating.


People who feel the constant need to watch calories get extra stress in their life. Their life ends up focussing on food. If you eat whatever you like, then your life doesn't need to revolve around food.
 
2013-08-19 09:44:04 AM  

UNC_Samurai: This must be what hamplanets mean when they cry about "thin privilege".



My favorite word of the week: HAMPLANET!
 
2013-08-19 09:46:15 AM  
"She's perpetrating a fraud!"

A buddy said this the other day.  We were driving up behind a woman he thought looked great, then we passed her.
 
2013-08-19 09:49:10 AM  

FunkOut: elysive: Nidiot: "Boohoo I'm so skinny... (scoffs some bacon)... I don't look good... (eats another slice of chocolate cake)... I never can gain any weight ...wah wah wah"

...yeah, cry me a river. Life's so tough being able to eat whatever you like.


Fat people - unhappy with their body.


Thin people - unhappy with their body ... but can eat whatever they want in whatever quantity they want.


I think I know which group has the better deal.I dont care how you look, but I feel pity for you if the your life revolves around eating.

People who feel the constant need to watch calories get extra stress in their life. Their life ends up focussing on food. If you eat whatever you like, then your life doesn't need to revolve around food.


I'm talking about people who think their life is somehow enriched by eating a whole chocolate cake. Why are fat ppl that jealous of skinny ppl with high metabolism? Many fat people do eat what they want, but they think their life would be somehow richer/fuller if they could eat more. When I was fat, I obsessed about food. Now that I exercise and have a different body I dont really need to count calories. Even though I'm skinny, dont count calories and general "eat what I want", I dont think a cupcake right now will improve the quality of my life.

I had skinny relatives who considered themselves foodies..life revolved around food, but at age 65 they suddenly no longer qualify as skinny. If you gamble on your metabolism, you may lose.

You may lose out on some other interesting life experiences too if all you care about eating yourself into a coma...sex with attractive people, physically demanding travel, physical accomplishments, etc.
 
2013-08-19 09:52:43 AM  

Sofa King Smart: Plissken: My penis is too big and I give women too many orgasms.

It's hell.

yeah right... next you're going to tell us your nickname is 'snake'...


I thought he was dead?
 
2013-08-19 10:05:10 AM  
Hell, I'm 50.  I WISH I looked anywhere NEAR that good.
 
2013-08-19 10:46:05 AM  
She's no Nigella
 
2013-08-19 11:00:28 AM  
I would
And so would you
Now shut up
 
2013-08-19 11:05:39 AM  

cretinbob: [www.reactionface.info image 417x407]


Come back when you're old enough to vote and have actually met a breathing woman other than your mommy.
 
2013-08-19 11:07:28 AM  
i1.minus.com
 
2013-08-19 11:23:22 AM  
"Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement."
 
2013-08-19 11:34:55 AM  
Meh. I've seen worse. Much, MUCH worse.

/would consider hitting it
//getting too old to be choosey
 
2013-08-19 11:45:34 AM  
Didn't anyone see this at the end of the article? "Letting Go of the Glitz by Julia Stephenson, Crown House Publishing, is out now in paperback priced £8.99."
She is shilling her book, she probably spends 2 hours a day at the gym, perpetually diets, and is bulimic when she eats anything more than a leaf of lettuce.
 
2013-08-19 11:45:36 AM  

Tommy Moo: not least because while 'fat-shaming' is deemed deeply offensive, prejudice against slim people is seen as acceptable.

Amazingly, after hanging out on Fark, I have to concur.


We are here to mock everything!
Your pain, your face, your teeth, your weight, your good choices, your crappy luck, your tragic life. It doesn't matter, if it's on the internet we are here to make fun of it.
 
2013-08-19 12:36:33 PM  

vudukungfu: In Vermont, that is a trophy wife.


Don't shoot her.
 
2013-08-19 01:00:09 PM  
That is not that surprising a good deal of the women I work with in this office who are over 40 are pretty skinny or more over at a normal weight. I am 6 foot 2 inches and weigh 180 at the age of 40 which is a bit on the thin side and I do not work out or diet. It is not hard to not become overweight just eat twice a day and do not snack. I only eat when I get very hungry which works out to twice a day and sometimes just once a day.
 
2013-08-19 01:00:18 PM  
elysive:  Problem solved. /pick up the fork, skinnyShe wants to be more shapely--so she sould eat more protein and start exercising/lifting. The aw idiot in TFA actually brags about being sedentary and eating a ton of junk food. No wonder she feels like a shapeless, fatcushioned, bag of bones. /I hate people.

^ THIS.

I have a friend....a pretty darn skinny girl who you would think woud have a smoking body.  She is so weak and undertoned and has the same attitude this lady does for working out...can't get this girl to even walk 50 yards, she probably couldn't lift 30 lbs over her head.   She eats only junk food and thinks none of it matters because she can't get fat...

When you touch her she is mushy...not boney even, just feels like useless flesh.  We were walking on the beach (me, my GF and her) and I was secretly looking at said friends ass....and it just didn't look right, then my GF looked at me and whispered "how does such a skinny person have such a flabby and floppy-but still TINY-butt?"

My answer "I dunno honey, I didn't notice but now that you point it out it does look weird!"
 
2013-08-19 01:07:05 PM  

Trance354: Nidiot: 6'4", and in addition to my normal 3000-5000 calories, i ate a jar of peanut butter. Straight. I eat like this every day. I'm lucky I'd I can hit 180 while bulking up. I still look like a rail. While women are coming around to skinny guys, we skinny guys have a ton of self esteem issues. It isn't about picking up a fork. It is about picking up a fork and eating what is right, and not the 4000 calorie cake that was cajoling my name at work tonight. Yes, I could have eaten the while thing, but I'd have gained no weight. Probably would have lost weight, what with having to digest all that sugar.


There was no need to bold all of that.
 
2013-08-19 01:08:31 PM  

Nidiot: "Boohoo I'm so skinny... (scoffs some bacon)... I don't look good... (eats another slice of chocolate cake)... I never can gain any weight ...wah wah wah"

...yeah, cry me a river. Life's so tough being able to eat whatever you like.


Fat people - unhappy with their body.


Thin people - unhappy with their body ... but can eat whatever they want in whatever quantity they want.


I think I know which group has the better deal.


You've never met an actual skinny person, have you?
 
2013-08-19 01:12:28 PM  

2KanZam: elysive:  Problem solved. /pick up the fork, skinnyShe wants to be more shapely--so she sould eat more protein and start exercising/lifting. The aw idiot in TFA actually brags about being sedentary and eating a ton of junk food. No wonder she feels like a shapeless, fatcushioned, bag of bones. /I hate people.

^ THIS.

I have a friend....a pretty darn skinny girl who you would think woud have a smoking body.  She is so weak and undertoned and has the same attitude this lady does for working out...can't get this girl to even walk 50 yards, she probably couldn't lift 30 lbs over her head.   She eats only junk food and thinks none of it matters because she can't get fat...

When you touch her she is mushy...not boney even, just feels like useless flesh.  We were walking on the beach (me, my GF and her) and I was secretly looking at said friends ass....and it just didn't look right, then my GF looked at me and whispered "how does such a skinny person have such a flabby and floppy-but still TINY-butt?"

My answer "I dunno honey, I didn't notice but now that you point it out it does look weird!"


That's called "skinnyfat."

Thin, yet completely untoned.
 
2013-08-19 01:32:07 PM  
Do her doggy style. No need to look at her face.
 
2013-08-19 01:38:21 PM  

vudukungfu: In Vermont, that is a trophy wife.


Exactly. It's come down to this. Western women have gotten so fat that a normal/healthy weight one is a rare and elusive prize.
 
2013-08-19 01:50:49 PM  
1) That is a fine looking 50.

2) Hell, I'd hit that in my 20's just for the experience.

That said, she's an attention whore.
 
2013-08-19 02:02:20 PM  
Bathed and brought to my bunk.
 
2013-08-19 02:42:31 PM  
'Young men admire my slim figure from behind - then look horrified when they see my 50-year-old face'

I probably resemble this remark. So how the fark does she know that they're looking at her from behind, since they're too horrified to look anymore when they see her face? And what utter horseshiat, to complain about how hard it is to be thin when you're old. If I didn't want to be skinny, I"d gain some weight--but I happen to like staying on the thin side and keeping my long hair, even if it doesn't look as good as when you get older. I earned the lines on my face.

/I looked at my ass the other day--not too bad for an old broad. But it ain't 25 anymore, either.
 
2013-08-19 03:44:13 PM  
Samantha Brick?  Reading the headline and seeing the source, I thought it was going to be another Samantha Brick article.  Not sure if disappointed.
 
2013-08-19 04:28:59 PM  
Oh, Julia Stephenson? I thought you meant Juliet Stevenson.
www.contactmusic.com
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//would wreck it
 
2013-08-19 08:41:41 PM  

I know how that feels.


I look horrified too.

 
2013-08-19 08:45:56 PM  

Hey, that guy from Penny Arcade was right.


John Romero was a pretty hot chick in her hey day:


upload.wikimedia.org

 
2013-08-19 10:53:30 PM  
She's correct about the comments.  Folks, even close friends, have no problem remarking on my build.  But should I dare comment on their structure, all hell would break loose.  I didn't choose to be this thin.  I eat ice cream every night to keep weight on, or it falls away.  It's not a brag.  Any weight problem is, indeed, a problem.  I'm not thin just to piss you off.  I will be 50 in a few years and am so glad that my 220# husband loves me just the way I am.
 
2013-08-20 12:24:57 AM  
That whiny old broad should just be happy about how fit she it.  If they guys don't like it when they see her face that is easily solved.  Just wear a bag or work the more dimly lit bars.
 
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