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(Daily Mail)   Fifty-year-old blonde hottie complains about being skinny: 'Young men admire my slim figure from behind - then look horrified when they see my 50-year-old face' (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 111
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2013-08-18 07:56:24 PM
www.reactionface.info
 
2013-08-18 08:09:34 PM
Oh, cry me a river.
 
2013-08-18 08:29:32 PM
She should just kill herself before the disappointment grows unbearable
 
2013-08-18 08:30:28 PM
That article, which I doubt was written by the person in the picture, is deliberately designed to troll fatties.
 
2013-08-18 08:53:06 PM
www.plasticpledge.org
 
2013-08-18 10:21:47 PM
Butterface?
 
2013-08-18 11:42:41 PM
For once a Daily Mail "hottie" link actually shows a woman who isn't completely hideous. Hell must be freezing over.
 
2013-08-18 11:57:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-19 12:15:10 AM
That's the most blatant humblebrag I've ever seen.
 
2013-08-19 01:22:05 AM
Face looks odd. She's not hideous. Maybe she should get a hobby and gain some self-worth from something other than her looks. Like knitting a wool bag for her head.
 
2013-08-19 01:54:15 AM
First world problems, indeed. Talk about complaining about useless shiat.
 
2013-08-19 03:19:25 AM
That's why they invented doggie style.
 
2013-08-19 03:46:26 AM
Its the stupid smirk. If she stopped TRYING to look a certain way she'd be decent.
I'm 34 and I'd hit it.
 
2013-08-19 03:50:24 AM
Looks around slowly....

I'd do it. For SCIENCE!

/ and all of you would too; she looks great for 50; hell, she'd look great if she was 30
 
2013-08-19 03:50:40 AM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: That's why they invented doggie style.


And beer.
 
2013-08-19 03:51:48 AM
As long as she doesn't tell me about her grand kids or recites butterscotch recipes, I'm good to go...
 
2013-08-19 03:52:46 AM
Maybe it's your horrible personality, honey.
 
2013-08-19 03:54:06 AM
she should stop complaining and hike up that dress a tad or two
 
2013-08-19 03:54:42 AM
She's no Hit-Girl, but I'd jizz on her face and use her hair for a nutrag.
 
2013-08-19 03:56:44 AM
Hm, looks like an extreme version of what we call "young-hair, old-face" roun' these parts.
 
2013-08-19 03:58:23 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-19 04:00:06 AM
Because she has such sharp knees.  She keeps herself up and has....life experience.  Something like that.

Everyone has probably stared at some chick's ass.  Then you get a better look and realize she is well in her 60's and get a little weirded out.
 
2013-08-19 04:09:38 AM
Don't cha wish you were that fence post?

doblelol.com
 
2013-08-19 04:10:44 AM

Enemabag Jones: Because she has such sharp knees.  She keeps herself up and has....life experience.  Something like that.

Everyone has probably stared at some chick's ass.  Then you get a better look and realize she is well in her 60's and get a little weirded out.


Came to say this... I'll be leaving now.

#jaggermouth
 
2013-08-19 04:13:03 AM

iheartscotch: Looks around slowly....

I'd do it. For SCIENCE!

/ and all of you would too; she looks great for 50; hell, she'd look great if she was 30


I wonder what the wildebeests that pass for women in your part of the world must look like.

Being skinny =/= being sexy.
 
2013-08-19 04:17:09 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
"Have you been ill?' one heavy-set so-called friend asked recently. 'You're looking way too thin."

This woman is not overly skinny, she looks normal and healthy, and of appropriate weight for her height. She's just the British version of fugly trailer trash, and she's actually trying to take away attention from her face by saying she's too skinny and it makes her look bad.

/attentionwhore.jpg
 
2013-08-19 04:23:11 AM
If it didn't lack cleverness it would make a good Onion article.
 
2013-08-19 04:26:45 AM
I'LL bet the top of her head still looks 20
 
2013-08-19 04:29:03 AM
She looks fine to me. All you farkers complaining about her looks would be lucky to have someone like her when you're her age.
 
2013-08-19 04:30:40 AM
www.gifsforum.com
 
2013-08-19 04:31:15 AM
And the next article in the Daily Fail's series on "People wanting what they don't have" is an interview with a woman with curly hair who has always wanted straight hair. This will be followed by an article about a man who drives a SUV because he has four kids, and dreams of the day when he can buy a motorcycle instead.
 
2013-08-19 04:31:18 AM
I was expecting snakes for hair. I leave disappointed.
 
2013-08-19 04:34:00 AM

Oldiron_79: I'LL bet the top of her head still looks 20


+ lots
- new keyboard
 
2013-08-19 04:36:52 AM
Some women over age 45 feel the need to validate their sexual attractiveness.

And in order to do so, they start with Botox. Geez, lady, you can't even smile naturally.
 
2013-08-19 04:40:31 AM

strangeluck: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x936]

She's just the British version of fugly trailer trash


Trailour trash?
 
2013-08-19 04:41:54 AM
The old hottie got british teeth. That's why she looks old.
 
2013-08-19 04:43:19 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: I was expecting snakes for hair. I leave disappointed.


What a  50-year-old with snakes for hair might look like:

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
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2013-08-19 04:46:34 AM
cdn3.hark.com

Ugh, and those shoes!

No, seriously, those shoes are hideous.  Are you a wicked witch?
 
2013-08-19 04:53:26 AM
Um, she's body good at 50+, but her weird ass face is tough to get past.  Sorry bucktooth, I'll wait for the next contestant.  Unless you have a sense of humor or a lot of money.

/what can I say, I'm a whore.
 
2013-08-19 04:54:13 AM
A "slim" size 6?
 
2013-08-19 05:08:33 AM
 'Young men admire my slim figure from behind - then look horrified when they see my 50-year-old face'

Pretty much describes my first year in California after living my entire life in the Midwest, where once a woman hit 45 she is required to get an "old lady" haircut and wear pantsuits.
 
2013-08-19 05:17:44 AM
"Julia Stephenson says her slim figure is down to genetics..."


i.imgur.com

Racist ho.
 
2013-08-19 05:18:57 AM
A little on the skinny side but doable. A woman is like a steak. They need some fat for flavor.
 
2013-08-19 05:22:07 AM
What the.....Well I never.... I"D TAKE THAT HOME FOR KEEPERS!!
 
2013-08-19 05:26:00 AM

strangeluck: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x936]
"Have you been ill?' one heavy-set so-called friend asked recently. 'You're looking way too thin."

This woman is not overly skinny, she looks normal and healthy, and of appropriate weight for her height. She's just the British version of fugly trailer trash, and she's actually trying to take away attention from her face by saying she's too skinny and it makes her look bad.

/attentionwhore.jpg


I wouldn't even say that her face looked 50; I clicked on TFA expecting to see a woman with a stunning figure and a nasty face, and was very surprised. I'd give her more than a second look if I saw her in person. Of course I'm older than her by a few years so maybe that's coloring my judgement, too.

/not bad looking at all
//would hit
 
2013-08-19 05:26:29 AM

Bslim: A "slim" size 6?


UK 6 = US 2

Because y'all be fat.

/yes, yes, I know that the level of overweight people is nearly as high in the UK
//but look closely at the distribution curve
 
2013-08-19 05:34:41 AM

iheartscotch: she'd look great if she was 30


ok, let's not get carried away here...

On another note, dying your hair and leaving streaks does not make you blonde, it makes you silly!
 
2013-08-19 05:37:26 AM

snuff3r: First world problems, indeed. Talk about complaining about useless shiat.


Being too thin is certainly not a 'first-world problem' - not usually, anyway.
 
2013-08-19 05:40:12 AM
To any person complaining they are too thin, why not eat more and exercise less? Problem solved.

/pick up the fork, skinny
 
2013-08-19 05:40:52 AM
Would hit. Repeatedly. Make breakfast, then hit again. Make lunch, and of she's up for it, hit again.
Also: When did Jennifer Tilly hit 50? Would still fark her until sunup, then cuddle. Then fark some more.

/I'm not a discriminatory guy, getting too old to be
//the 29 year old gf can't keep up
///tall and skinny for the win
 
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