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(Daily Mail)   Fifty-year-old blonde hottie complains about being skinny: 'Young men admire my slim figure from behind - then look horrified when they see my 50-year-old face' (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 111
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2013-08-19 05:46:58 AM  

kxs401: That's the most blatant humblebrag I've ever seen.


Oooh! I learned a new word today. And a good one, at that.
 
2013-08-19 05:52:25 AM  
Nidiot: 6'4", and in addition to my normal 3000-5000 calories, i ate a jar of peanut butter. Straight. I eat like this every day. I'm lucky I'd I can hit 180 while bulking up. I still look like a rail. While women are coming around to skinny guys, we skinny guys have a ton of self esteem issues. It isn't about picking up a fork. It is about picking up a fork and eating what is right, and not the 4000 calorie cake that was cajoling my name at work tonight. Yes, I could have eaten the while thing, but I'd have gained no weight. Probably would have lost weight, what with having to digest all that sugar.
 
2013-08-19 05:55:08 AM  

Trance354: Nidiot: 6'4", and in addition to my normal 3000-5000 calories, i ate a jar of peanut butter. Straight. I eat like this every day. I'm lucky I'd I can hit 180 while bulking up. I still look like a rail. While women are coming around to skinny guys, we skinny guys have a ton of self esteem issues. It isn't about picking up a fork. It is about picking up a fork and eating what is right, and not the 4000 calorie cake that was cajoling my name at work tonight. Yes, I could have eaten the while thing, but I'd have gained no weight. Probably would have lost weight, what with having to digest all that sugar.


Stop humblebragging
 
2013-08-19 05:56:18 AM  
she may be bangable, but with insecurities like hers, I'd stay the fark away
 
2013-08-19 05:59:00 AM  

proteus_b: iheartscotch: she'd look great if she was 30

ok, let's not get carried away here...

On another note, dying your hair and leaving streaks does not make you blonde, it makes you silly!


I never understood the appeal of obvious bleach blondes. Not saying Id turn a hot girl down because of bleach blonde hair, but I like brunettes and natural blondes either one like eleventy times better than a bleach blonde.
 
2013-08-19 06:04:10 AM  
Well at least she isn't a self absorbed attention whore. Oh wait, she is.
 
2013-08-19 06:07:14 AM  
img209.imageshack.us

 'Young men admire my slim figure from behind - then look horrified when they see my 50-year-old face'

Dyslexia in the form of photography
 
2013-08-19 06:10:54 AM  
My penis is too big and I give women too many orgasms.

It's hell.
 
2013-08-19 06:14:34 AM  

Plissken: My penis is too big and I give women too many orgasms.

It's hell.




I'm hung like a baby
8 pounds 6 six ounces
22 inches long
 
2013-08-19 06:17:32 AM  

weltallica: Creamy Sensual Indulgent subway mama


I love that pic. Gold!
 
2013-08-19 06:29:19 AM  

propasaurus: Butterface?


Not really, she looks her age but she looks fine.
 
2013-08-19 06:30:33 AM  

Victoly: Pointy Tail of Satan: I was expecting snakes for hair. I leave disappointed.

What a  50-year-old with snakes for hair might look like:

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god, i love her.
 
2013-08-19 06:32:48 AM  

robohobo: She's no Hit-Girl, but I'd jizz on her face and use her hair for a nutrag.


You're such a romantic.
 
2013-08-19 07:17:45 AM  

strangeluck: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x936]
"Have you been ill?' one heavy-set so-called friend asked recently. 'You're looking way too thin."

This woman is not overly skinny, she looks normal and healthy, and of appropriate weight for her height. She's just the British version of fugly trailer trash, and she's actually trying to take away attention from her face by saying she's too skinny and it makes her look bad.

/attentionwhore.jpg


13movies.files.wordpress.com

/Cheryl?
 
2013-08-19 07:22:32 AM  
This must be what hamplanets mean when they cry about "thin privilege".

/She screams cougar so loud, Merlin comes running
 
2013-08-19 07:55:40 AM  
not least because while 'fat-shaming' is deemed deeply offensive, prejudice against slim people is seen as acceptable.

Amazingly, after hanging out on Fark, I have to concur.
 
2013-08-19 07:59:42 AM  
In Vermont, that is a trophy wife.
 
2013-08-19 08:10:05 AM  
Where do they find these people?
 
2013-08-19 08:15:16 AM  

jshine: snuff3r: First world problems, indeed. Talk about complaining about useless shiat.

Being too thin is certainly not a 'first-world problem' - not usually, anyway.


Fake Mariah Carey quote, with the flies and death and stuff.
 
2013-08-19 08:24:30 AM  
Another vote for "no, it's your weird-assed mouth that makes them horrified."  She definitely has a few twisted branches in that family tree.
 
2013-08-19 08:25:55 AM  
Don't turn 'em down, turn 'em around...
 
2013-08-19 08:29:36 AM  

captjc: strangeluck: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x936]
"Have you been ill?' one heavy-set so-called friend asked recently. 'You're looking way too thin."

This woman is not overly skinny, she looks normal and healthy, and of appropriate weight for her height. She's just the British version of fugly trailer trash, and she's actually trying to take away attention from her face by saying she's too skinny and it makes her look bad.

/attentionwhore.jpg

[13movies.files.wordpress.com image 681x1021]

/Cheryl?


That's was the first thing I thought of too when I saw the pic in TFA.

static.tvfanatic.com
 
2013-08-19 08:34:28 AM  
"Boohoo I'm so skinny... (scoffs some bacon)... I don't look good... (eats another slice of chocolate cake)... I never can gain any weight ...wah wah wah"

...yeah, cry me a river. Life's so tough being able to eat whatever you like.


Fat people - unhappy with their body.


Thin people - unhappy with their body ... but can eat whatever they want in whatever quantity they want.


I think I know which group has the better deal.
 
2013-08-19 08:43:53 AM  

Nidiot: "Boohoo I'm so skinny... (scoffs some bacon)... I don't look good... (eats another slice of chocolate cake)... I never can gain any weight ...wah wah wah"

...yeah, cry me a river. Life's so tough being able to eat whatever you like.


Fat people - unhappy with their body.


Thin people - unhappy with their body ... but can eat whatever they want in whatever quantity they want.


I think I know which group has the better deal.



Except skinny people who can eat whatever they want is total bullshiat. People who have skinny all their life have no reference to compare to.


There was even a BBC show that did this scientifically with some sort of special water - look around on youtube. The fatter person always has a faster metabolism because of the higher weight.

It all came down to what/how much they ate. Maybe the skinny ones have some other genetic difference but faster metabolism isn't it.
 
2013-08-19 08:52:35 AM  

Cortez the Killer: captjc: strangeluck: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x936]
"Have you been ill?' one heavy-set so-called friend asked recently. 'You're looking way too thin."

This woman is not overly skinny, she looks normal and healthy, and of appropriate weight for her height. She's just the British version of fugly trailer trash, and she's actually trying to take away attention from her face by saying she's too skinny and it makes her look bad.

/attentionwhore.jpg

[13movies.files.wordpress.com image 681x1021]

/Cheryl?

That's was the first thing I thought of too when I saw the pic in TFA.

[static.tvfanatic.com image 200x264]


Same here.
 
2013-08-19 09:09:16 AM  
50 year old blonde hottie?

/I deny the premise.
 
mhd
2013-08-19 09:16:08 AM  
We are talking about young men here, where there's not exactly a huge limit to backside admiration.

As almost every long-haired male can confirm.

/Operating under a "female" assumption, it seems that I had a slight case of "dat ass".
 
2013-08-19 09:17:11 AM  

Bendal: strangeluck: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x936] "Have you been ill?' one heavy-set so-called friend asked recently. 'You're looking way too thin." This woman is not overly skinny, she looks normal and healthy, and of appropriate weight for her height. She's just the British version of fugly trailer trash, and she's actually trying to take away attention from her face by saying she's too skinny and it makes her look bad. /attentionwhore.jpg

I wouldn't even say that her face looked 50; I clicked on TFA expecting to see a woman with a stunning figure and a nasty face, and was very surprised. I'd give her more than a second look if I saw her in person. Of course I'm older than her by a few years so maybe that's coloring my judgement, too.

/not bad looking at all
//would hit


Whatever, she looks fine and doesnt have a scary old lady face. People here all just act like they can be picky when they're probably farking anything that moves and will give consent (if even that).

proteus_b: iheartscotch: she'd look great if she was 30 ok, let's not get carried away here... On another note, dying your hair and leaving streaks does not make you blonde, it makes you silly!


You cant really tell if she has them from the pic but most people call blonde "streaks" highlights. They may be silly but most women get them at some point.


Nidiot: To any person complaining they are too thin, why not eat more and exercise less? Problem solved. /pick up the fork, skinny

She wants to be more shapely--so she sould eat more protein and start exercising/lifting. The aw idiot in TFA actually brags about being sedentary and eating a ton of junk food. No wonder she feels like a shapeless, fatcushioned, bag of bones. /I hate people.

 
2013-08-19 09:25:35 AM  

Nidiot: "Boohoo I'm so skinny... (scoffs some bacon)... I don't look good... (eats another slice of chocolate cake)... I never can gain any weight ...wah wah wah"

...yeah, cry me a river. Life's so tough being able to eat whatever you like.


Fat people - unhappy with their body.


Thin people - unhappy with their body ... but can eat whatever they want in whatever quantity they want.


I think I know which group has the better deal.

I dont care how you look, but I feel pity for you if the your life revolves around eating.
 
2013-08-19 09:25:53 AM  

Plissken: My penis is too big and I give women too many orgasms.

It's hell.


yeah right... next you're going to tell us your nickname is 'snake'...
 
2013-08-19 09:38:13 AM  

elysive: Nidiot: "Boohoo I'm so skinny... (scoffs some bacon)... I don't look good... (eats another slice of chocolate cake)... I never can gain any weight ...wah wah wah"

...yeah, cry me a river. Life's so tough being able to eat whatever you like.


Fat people - unhappy with their body.


Thin people - unhappy with their body ... but can eat whatever they want in whatever quantity they want.


I think I know which group has the better deal.I dont care how you look, but I feel pity for you if the your life revolves around eating.


People who feel the constant need to watch calories get extra stress in their life. Their life ends up focussing on food. If you eat whatever you like, then your life doesn't need to revolve around food.
 
2013-08-19 09:44:04 AM  

UNC_Samurai: This must be what hamplanets mean when they cry about "thin privilege".



My favorite word of the week: HAMPLANET!
 
2013-08-19 09:46:15 AM  
"She's perpetrating a fraud!"

A buddy said this the other day.  We were driving up behind a woman he thought looked great, then we passed her.
 
2013-08-19 09:49:10 AM  

FunkOut: elysive: Nidiot: "Boohoo I'm so skinny... (scoffs some bacon)... I don't look good... (eats another slice of chocolate cake)... I never can gain any weight ...wah wah wah"

...yeah, cry me a river. Life's so tough being able to eat whatever you like.


Fat people - unhappy with their body.


Thin people - unhappy with their body ... but can eat whatever they want in whatever quantity they want.


I think I know which group has the better deal.I dont care how you look, but I feel pity for you if the your life revolves around eating.

People who feel the constant need to watch calories get extra stress in their life. Their life ends up focussing on food. If you eat whatever you like, then your life doesn't need to revolve around food.


I'm talking about people who think their life is somehow enriched by eating a whole chocolate cake. Why are fat ppl that jealous of skinny ppl with high metabolism? Many fat people do eat what they want, but they think their life would be somehow richer/fuller if they could eat more. When I was fat, I obsessed about food. Now that I exercise and have a different body I dont really need to count calories. Even though I'm skinny, dont count calories and general "eat what I want", I dont think a cupcake right now will improve the quality of my life.

I had skinny relatives who considered themselves foodies..life revolved around food, but at age 65 they suddenly no longer qualify as skinny. If you gamble on your metabolism, you may lose.

You may lose out on some other interesting life experiences too if all you care about eating yourself into a coma...sex with attractive people, physically demanding travel, physical accomplishments, etc.
 
2013-08-19 09:52:43 AM  

Sofa King Smart: Plissken: My penis is too big and I give women too many orgasms.

It's hell.

yeah right... next you're going to tell us your nickname is 'snake'...


I thought he was dead?
 
2013-08-19 10:05:10 AM  
Hell, I'm 50.  I WISH I looked anywhere NEAR that good.
 
2013-08-19 10:46:05 AM  
She's no Nigella
 
2013-08-19 11:00:28 AM  
I would
And so would you
Now shut up
 
2013-08-19 11:05:39 AM  

cretinbob: [www.reactionface.info image 417x407]


Come back when you're old enough to vote and have actually met a breathing woman other than your mommy.
 
2013-08-19 11:07:28 AM  
i1.minus.com
 
2013-08-19 11:23:22 AM  
"Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement."
 
2013-08-19 11:34:55 AM  
Meh. I've seen worse. Much, MUCH worse.

/would consider hitting it
//getting too old to be choosey
 
2013-08-19 11:45:34 AM  
Didn't anyone see this at the end of the article? "Letting Go of the Glitz by Julia Stephenson, Crown House Publishing, is out now in paperback priced £8.99."
She is shilling her book, she probably spends 2 hours a day at the gym, perpetually diets, and is bulimic when she eats anything more than a leaf of lettuce.
 
2013-08-19 11:45:36 AM  

Tommy Moo: not least because while 'fat-shaming' is deemed deeply offensive, prejudice against slim people is seen as acceptable.

Amazingly, after hanging out on Fark, I have to concur.


We are here to mock everything!
Your pain, your face, your teeth, your weight, your good choices, your crappy luck, your tragic life. It doesn't matter, if it's on the internet we are here to make fun of it.
 
2013-08-19 12:36:33 PM  

vudukungfu: In Vermont, that is a trophy wife.


Don't shoot her.
 
2013-08-19 01:00:09 PM  
That is not that surprising a good deal of the women I work with in this office who are over 40 are pretty skinny or more over at a normal weight. I am 6 foot 2 inches and weigh 180 at the age of 40 which is a bit on the thin side and I do not work out or diet. It is not hard to not become overweight just eat twice a day and do not snack. I only eat when I get very hungry which works out to twice a day and sometimes just once a day.
 
2013-08-19 01:00:18 PM  
elysive:  Problem solved. /pick up the fork, skinnyShe wants to be more shapely--so she sould eat more protein and start exercising/lifting. The aw idiot in TFA actually brags about being sedentary and eating a ton of junk food. No wonder she feels like a shapeless, fatcushioned, bag of bones. /I hate people.

^ THIS.

I have a friend....a pretty darn skinny girl who you would think woud have a smoking body.  She is so weak and undertoned and has the same attitude this lady does for working out...can't get this girl to even walk 50 yards, she probably couldn't lift 30 lbs over her head.   She eats only junk food and thinks none of it matters because she can't get fat...

When you touch her she is mushy...not boney even, just feels like useless flesh.  We were walking on the beach (me, my GF and her) and I was secretly looking at said friends ass....and it just didn't look right, then my GF looked at me and whispered "how does such a skinny person have such a flabby and floppy-but still TINY-butt?"

My answer "I dunno honey, I didn't notice but now that you point it out it does look weird!"
 
2013-08-19 01:07:05 PM  

Trance354: Nidiot: 6'4", and in addition to my normal 3000-5000 calories, i ate a jar of peanut butter. Straight. I eat like this every day. I'm lucky I'd I can hit 180 while bulking up. I still look like a rail. While women are coming around to skinny guys, we skinny guys have a ton of self esteem issues. It isn't about picking up a fork. It is about picking up a fork and eating what is right, and not the 4000 calorie cake that was cajoling my name at work tonight. Yes, I could have eaten the while thing, but I'd have gained no weight. Probably would have lost weight, what with having to digest all that sugar.


There was no need to bold all of that.
 
2013-08-19 01:08:31 PM  

Nidiot: "Boohoo I'm so skinny... (scoffs some bacon)... I don't look good... (eats another slice of chocolate cake)... I never can gain any weight ...wah wah wah"

...yeah, cry me a river. Life's so tough being able to eat whatever you like.


Fat people - unhappy with their body.


Thin people - unhappy with their body ... but can eat whatever they want in whatever quantity they want.


I think I know which group has the better deal.


You've never met an actual skinny person, have you?
 
2013-08-19 01:12:28 PM  

2KanZam: elysive:  Problem solved. /pick up the fork, skinnyShe wants to be more shapely--so she sould eat more protein and start exercising/lifting. The aw idiot in TFA actually brags about being sedentary and eating a ton of junk food. No wonder she feels like a shapeless, fatcushioned, bag of bones. /I hate people.

^ THIS.

I have a friend....a pretty darn skinny girl who you would think woud have a smoking body.  She is so weak and undertoned and has the same attitude this lady does for working out...can't get this girl to even walk 50 yards, she probably couldn't lift 30 lbs over her head.   She eats only junk food and thinks none of it matters because she can't get fat...

When you touch her she is mushy...not boney even, just feels like useless flesh.  We were walking on the beach (me, my GF and her) and I was secretly looking at said friends ass....and it just didn't look right, then my GF looked at me and whispered "how does such a skinny person have such a flabby and floppy-but still TINY-butt?"

My answer "I dunno honey, I didn't notice but now that you point it out it does look weird!"


That's called "skinnyfat."

Thin, yet completely untoned.
 
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