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(CF News 13)   News: Riot at Florida juvenile detention facility. Fark: Riot started by fight over cup o' noodles   (cfnews13.com) divider line 87
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2013-08-18 04:35:07 PM  
Perhaps their inability to react in a civil manner to a minor slight is why they're in juvie to begin with.
 
2013-08-18 04:49:37 PM  
What flavor cup o' noodles?
 
2013-08-18 05:24:41 PM  
Probably Maruchan noodles. The Nissin brand is much better.

/begin, the noodle wars have.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-18 05:54:48 PM  
Anyone who tries to make me eat a "Cup O' Noodles" is gonna fight.
 
2013-08-18 09:29:05 PM  
Cup O Noodles has quite the value in prison.
 
2013-08-18 10:06:10 PM  
Cup o noodles is prison slang for buttsex.
 
2013-08-18 10:09:02 PM  
after a basketball game in which the losing team had to give the winning team three Cup O'Noodle packages, the sheriff's office said.

Making bets they can't or wouldn't cover is probably the sort of short term thinking that got them incarcerated in the first place.
 
2013-08-18 10:09:06 PM  
Next time it's gonna be over your cocktail, fruit!
 
2013-08-18 10:09:27 PM  

NutWrench: Probably Maruchan noodles. The Nissin brand is much better.

/begin, the noodle wars have.


www.ramenramenramen.net
 
2013-08-18 10:10:17 PM  
Cup o Noodles is a bowl of dissin.
 
2013-08-18 10:10:40 PM  

NutWrench: Probably Maruchan noodles. The Nissin brand is much better.

/begin, the noodle wars have.


I respectfully disagree. The Maruchan "Roast Chicken" flavor noodles are the best, IMHO.
 
2013-08-18 10:10:54 PM  
"Where did they get the material to start the fire? Why weren't they watched?" said parent, Jill Elkington.

It was a riot, farkwit.  No doubt the kids out-number the staff, probably something like 5-1 or higher...

With parents this retarded, is there any surprise these kids are in this position?
 
2013-08-18 10:11:15 PM  
Thus the Ramen wars have begun.

blogs.ocweekly.com
 
2013-08-18 10:13:18 PM  
Was it them skrimp ones? Cuz I'll straight shank for those.
 
2013-08-18 10:13:49 PM  
That's what you get when you don't beat your children enough.

/thread was done in one so why not troll
 
2013-08-18 10:13:51 PM  
Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinkin' about a cup o' noodles. Suddenly someone'll say, like, cup, or noodles, or cup o' noodles out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
 
2013-08-18 10:15:44 PM  
In the prison where I am employed, honey buns and postage stamps are the most valuable items.  Oh, and they don't call them "cup o noodles".  It's "soups".
 
2013-08-18 10:15:48 PM  
So, like in any college dorm?
 
2013-08-18 10:16:28 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: NutWrench: Probably Maruchan noodles. The Nissin brand is much better.

/begin, the noodle wars have.

[www.ramenramenramen.net image 410x346]

Those are peasant fare.

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2013-08-18 10:18:47 PM  
During the riot, at least 18 of the 20 buildings were destroyed leaving hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of damage, the sheriff's office said.

What?
 
2013-08-18 10:18:52 PM  
Dammit, Subby. Now I really want some Cup O Noodles.
 
2013-08-18 10:18:59 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Quantum Apostrophe: NutWrench: Probably Maruchan noodles. The Nissin brand is much better.

/begin, the noodle wars have.

[www.ramenramenramen.net image 410x346]

Those are peasant fare.

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Those are awesome. I just toss in some pork and red peppers and it's a meal. But I have to make a detour to the Japanese/Korean grocery store.
 
2013-08-18 10:21:55 PM  
FTA: "Staff by rule is not allowed to carry restraint devices. They're not allowed to carry any equipment, they're not allowed to carry pepper spray. The only thing they can do is take them to the ground." Judd said.

The sheriff says they're encouraging the juveniles to come forward as witnesses because there were no surveillance cameras at the facility.


Whut. Taxpayers are going to have to front for the hundreds of thousands in damage this subhuman waste caused, and the guards don't even get to taser them for fun?

/That one's still twitching!
 
2013-08-18 10:24:49 PM  

rudemix: Was it them skrimp ones? Cuz I'll straight shank for those.


Pork > Beef > Chicken > Shrimp > Others
 
2013-08-18 10:26:14 PM  
Nectar of the GODS

i.walmartimages.com

As long as you really hate nectar
 
2013-08-18 10:30:40 PM  
Alcatraz spaghetti riot anyone? And spaghetti is about a million times better than cup of noodles.
 
2013-08-18 10:30:56 PM  
"Where did they get the material to start the fire? Why weren't they watched?" said parent, Jill Elkington.

Ah yes, the ole "Take no responsibilty. Deflect fault. Someone else is to blame" defence
Works everytime

Put Joe in charge
Spend about $30,000 to replace those buildings
This is how those animals should be living from now on

i877.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-18 10:34:55 PM  
FTFA: The mother of one of the juveniles said the young men aren't the only ones to blame.

Ma'am, with all due respect to your no-doubt highly developed maternal instinct, you're wrong.
 
2013-08-18 10:35:09 PM  
Growing up here we only had access to Gattuso noodle cups. I was eating one in grade 10(chicken flavor iirc) at one of the tables when suddenly my fork arm was knocked in mid-bite. Thinking nothing of it, I continued eating. When it happened the second time I stopped eating and watched the culprit(supposed 'friend' from all the way back to kindergarden) circle the long table and sit himself down in the seat facing me, smiling all the while.
 Without even taking a second to reconsider, I immediately threw the rest of my Gattuso directly into his chest, which was adorned at the time with his nice, brand new xmas sweater. His white german pasty face and big ears turned a bright crimson red, at which point I cried out 'Look everyone, it's Rudolph!'

 Ahh, highschool, how I miss thee.

Anyway, point is, when he made me spill my cup-o-noodles a second time, throwing the rest at him felt GODDAMN FINE oh yes it did.
 
2013-08-18 10:40:25 PM  
Heathens, the lot of you! Thai Kitchen rice noodle soups, ftw. Rice noodles + spice pack + oil pack + yum = Ultra Yum.

And they didn't riot over soup; they rioted over foolish, boyish pride, as always.
 
2013-08-18 10:41:24 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: NutWrench: Probably Maruchan noodles. The Nissin brand is much better.

/begin, the noodle wars have.

I respectfully disagree. The Maruchan "Roast Chicken" flavor noodles are the best, IMHO.


FIGHT! FIGHT!
 
2013-08-18 10:44:43 PM  
Dafuq?   stupidest reason to riot ever. but potentially one of the more flavorful reasons
 
2013-08-18 10:45:57 PM  
"All of the injuries sustained by the boys happened when they were fighting with each other, when they were breaking glass, when they were throwing things, and when they were running into each other with golf carts,"

I love golf cart jousting.

images.tribe.net


shanrick: Cup o noodles is prison slang for buttsex.


You're gonna be cupping my noodle, punk.
 
2013-08-18 10:51:05 PM  

DownDaRiver: Put Joe in charge


I wouldn't trust that guy to run a roadside rest stop.
 
2013-08-18 10:53:19 PM  
Noodles? Lies! It was all about Trayvon.
 
2013-08-18 10:54:54 PM  

grimlock1972: Dafuq?   stupidest reason to riot ever. but potentially one of the more flavorful reasons


I would blame the sodium.

/So much sodium...
 
2013-08-18 10:55:28 PM  
Superior to your choice of instant noodles, white man...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-18 10:58:37 PM  
Here's an idea, how about not letting juvenile delinquents place bets on the outcome of a game.
 
2013-08-18 10:59:40 PM  
"Staff by rule is not allowed to carry restraint devices. They're not allowed to carry any equipment, they're not allowed to carry pepper spray. The only thing they can do is take them to the ground." Judd said.

They cannot even do that.

http://www.djj.state.fl.us/docs/department-forms/par_training_plan_c on tracted_facility_revisedC9E2C40E7E2F.pdf?sfvrsn=4
 
2013-08-18 11:00:43 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: FTFA: The mother of one of the juveniles said the young men aren't the only ones to blame.

Ma'am, with all due respect to your no-doubt highly developed maternal instinct, you're wrong.


No.  She's right.  Their parents are at least partially to blame as well.
 
2013-08-18 11:03:21 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Forbidden Doughnut: NutWrench: Probably Maruchan noodles. The Nissin brand is much better.

/begin, the noodle wars have.

I respectfully disagree. The Maruchan "Roast Chicken" flavor noodles are the best, IMHO.

FIGHT! FIGHT!


You are going to fight me and Forbidden Doughnut together because what he says is the gospel truth!
 
2013-08-18 11:03:42 PM  

nick_papagiorgio: "Staff by rule is not allowed to carry restraint devices. They're not allowed to carry any equipment, they're not allowed to carry pepper spray. The only thing they can do is take them to the ground." Judd said.

They cannot even do that.

http://www.djj.state.fl.us/docs/department-forms/par_training_plan_c on tracted_facility_revisedC9E2C40E7E2F.pdf?sfvrsn=4


Whoops.  Yes they can.
 
2013-08-18 11:04:32 PM  
an inmate at our local state penitentiary got stabbed because he ate his cellmate's Little Debbie Honeybun/not a euphemism
 
2013-08-18 11:09:27 PM  

Joe USer: DownDaRiver: Put Joe in charge

I wouldn't trust that guy to run a roadside rest stop.


Uh, you may not like his politics or methods
But he's done a damn fine job at running a jail
Plenty of inmates testomonies have said they never want to be in jail again, after serving time in HIS jail
 
2013-08-18 11:11:41 PM  
All bow to the...

i.gzn.jp
 
2013-08-18 11:12:41 PM  
'93 or '94 Airport HS, SC: A kid was shot in the neck after his friend knocked his sandwich out his hands and unto the ground leading to an argument over the cost of the sandwich.

'97 Broad River Correctional Institute, SC: A prison riot broke out and two guards were taken hostage after a guard grabbed the arm of an inmate stopping the inmate from giving away his fruit cup.

2013 we have this juvenile prison riot over a basketball game bet involving cup o noodles.

How many lives are going to be changed forever before we start the war on food fights?  We need to make Hollywood responsible for creating a culture of violent food fighters.  Sure it looks all innocent the way it started by throwing pies on screen, but it didn't end there did it?  No, it escalated from one movie to the next.  They made light of it in One of the Guys and we said nothing, we need to speak up now.

/silliness over
//the incidents from the 90's really did happen
 
2013-08-18 11:12:52 PM  

CaptSS: Gyrfalcon: Forbidden Doughnut: NutWrench: Probably Maruchan noodles. The Nissin brand is much better.

/begin, the noodle wars have.

I respectfully disagree. The Maruchan "Roast Chicken" flavor noodles are the best, IMHO.

FIGHT! FIGHT!

You are going to fight me and Forbidden Doughnut together because what he says is the gospel truth!


RIOT! RIOT!
 
2013-08-18 11:12:57 PM  

Canton: grimlock1972: Dafuq?   stupidest reason to riot ever. but potentially one of the more flavorful reasons

I would blame the sodium.

/So much sodium...


I loled.
 
2013-08-18 11:18:25 PM  
Instant Miso Soup >> Cup o' Noodles
 
2013-08-18 11:20:41 PM  
I spent a few months working for a company that handled the software, kiosks and maintenance of inmate orders in a number of for-profit institutions.  On a daily basis I was troubleshooting why orders didn't get delivered to inmates, issues pertaining to items they were or were not allowed to get and dealing with staff at those facilities that absolutely boggled my mind as to how they weren't either inmates themselves or managed to hold down a regular job at all.  More often than not complaints came down to "Well, the inmates probably lying and we made enough selling merch to the others at jacked-up enough prices so don't sweat it."  In the office there were posters on the wall intended for the visiting rooms stating how much you could show you cared for "Daddy" by putting money in his account so he could buy Snickers bars and other snacks.

I hated that job.  I hated how these people were institutionalized and once again being victimized, for profit.  It was the only place that I won't put on my resume because of ethical issues; there's no way of explaining what they do without making someone realize how god-awful the entire notion was.  It's just easier that way.

Oh, and before anyone gets on my case about it, none of the descriptions of the job nor in the interviews was the term "prison" ever used.  Going in to it all I knew is that it was a kiosk-based system for food delivery.

Not so much the CSB.
 
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