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(WWSB ABC 7)   I don't claim to be a detective or anything, but if you find a body floating offshore with a mermaid tattoo and one that says "I am what I am", you might want to question Bluto   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 43
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2013-08-18 09:39:04 PM
buddingculture.com
 
2013-08-18 10:13:43 PM
He was what he was
 
2013-08-18 10:14:44 PM
Bluto?  He's large.
 
2013-08-18 10:17:11 PM
Popeye: "I am what I am". Response: applause.

Ke$ha: "We R who we R". Response: criticism.

You people.
 
2013-08-18 10:18:16 PM
"I am what I am"

...uh...it wasn't in Hebrew, was it?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-18 10:18:49 PM
This is bad news...

For Olive.
 
2013-08-18 10:19:48 PM
Just feed him some spinach and he'll be fine.
 
2013-08-18 10:20:05 PM
Oh popeye! Oh popeye!
 
2013-08-18 10:20:54 PM
I punch like a comet. I drink til I vomit. I'm Popeye the floating man!
 
2013-08-18 10:21:07 PM
Ark Ark Ark Ark Ark
 
2013-08-18 10:21:19 PM
I bet this dude came to collect from Wimpy after last Tuesday came and went, but Wimpy was ready for it. Fark Wimpy.
 
2013-08-18 10:21:55 PM
well blow me down!
 
2013-08-18 10:29:19 PM
Was it a scrimshaw mermaid, or explicit topless bimbo mermaid waving a confederate flag and leaning against a 1969 Dodge Charger? This is important.
 
2013-08-18 10:29:39 PM
Well blowme down, he was more punk than me.
 
2013-08-18 10:29:52 PM
Was he hot?
 
2013-08-18 10:31:37 PM
Popeye?  Hell, it could have been Descartes, Nietzsche, Sartre, Schrodinger, Camus...

/and if it was a huge cockroach it could have been kafka
 
2013-08-18 10:33:01 PM
Alas, poor younger Pete.
 
2013-08-18 10:33:47 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Was he hot?


i.imwx.com

A bit warmer than room temp.
 
2013-08-18 10:36:26 PM
"Popeye. Now there's a great man. Do you know why?"

"Because he never joined Hair Club for Men?"
 
2013-08-18 10:36:57 PM
You guys make fun, but there's a swee'pea whose pop isn't coming home tonight.
 
2013-08-18 10:45:34 PM
He was killed while trying to collect a debt last Tuesday.
 
2013-08-18 10:46:11 PM
With helpful of dead body in water

 
2013-08-18 10:46:48 PM
Really?  No one yet?

Fark, yer slipping.

s9.postimg.org

/BARROWMAN!
 
2013-08-18 10:47:20 PM
Said pic
 
2013-08-18 10:48:54 PM
i877.photobucket.com

/gots to work this time
//3rd time and all
 
2013-08-18 10:50:31 PM
This is the beginning of a Carl Hiaasen book, right?
 
2013-08-18 10:53:20 PM
 
2013-08-18 10:58:21 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and say they should narrow their search of possible IDs to missing persons cases involving a homosexual.
 
2013-08-18 11:02:19 PM
i1-news.softpedia-static.com
 
2013-08-18 11:05:40 PM

skinink: [i1-news.softpedia-static.com image 560x858]


That picture is profoundly disturbing.
 
2013-08-18 11:16:37 PM
Really, no Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians reference yet?  What I am is what I am are you what you are or what?
 
2013-08-18 11:17:06 PM
Was it spelled "I yam what I yam."?  No?

Then it's not Popeye.  Ends of discussions.

/landlubbers
 
2013-08-18 11:22:24 PM
Wasn't Popeye's tattoo of an anchor, not a mermaid?
 
2013-08-18 11:25:40 PM

whatsupchuck: Was it spelled "I yam what I yam."?  No?

Then it's not Popeye.  Ends of discussions.

/landlubbers


What do sweet potatoes have to do with this?
 
2013-08-18 11:27:01 PM

Cybernetic: skinink: [i1-news.softpedia-static.com image 560x858]

That picture is profoundly disturbing.


Yeah, what kind of sailor doesn't have a big tattoo on his chest?  I am starting to question if Popeye was really a sailor.
 
2013-08-18 11:33:52 PM
I'm not a huge fan of tattoos but it seems that many unidentified bodies these days have distinctive tattoos.
 
2013-08-18 11:42:26 PM
media.onsugar.com
This tattoo?
 
2013-08-18 11:56:48 PM

Cybernetic: skinink: [i1-news.softpedia-static.com image 560x858]

That picture is profoundly disturbing.


skymovies.sky.com

any better?
 
2013-08-18 11:57:13 PM
beekayy: Really, no Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians reference yet? What I am is what I am are you what you are or what?

this guy was choked in the shallow waters
 
2013-08-19 02:45:43 AM
This thread makes me hungry for ethnic fried chicken.
 
2013-08-19 04:52:02 AM
Were his forearms more muscular than his upper arms?
 
2013-08-19 05:18:28 AM
I don't think Bluto can be considered the only possible suspect ...

yafh.com
 
2013-08-19 09:49:36 AM

beekayy: Really, no Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians reference yet?  What I am is what I am are you what you are or what?


Or the Beatles, for that matter?  Goo goo g'joob?
www.lifestyleuncut.com
 
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