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(Huffington Post)   Mom is outraged after seeing a "softcore porn" ad on TV during Good Morning America. Fark: It was a promo for a primetime show on ABC   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 208
    More: Asinine, Good Morning America, Rebeca Seitz, Fox News Radio, The Blaze, mom  
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2013-08-18 03:00:12 PM
www.renegademothering.com
 
2013-08-18 03:05:47 PM
"I cannot ever be okay with naked people having sex in the middle of 'Good Morning America,'" Seitz told The Blaze. "Sex is a beautiful exquisite gift between two people who are married."

So pre-marital sex is wrong, gay sex is definitely wrong...  I wonder if she knows any positions other than missionary with the lights off?  Because anything else would be animalistic, and demean this exquisite beautiful gift.
 
2013-08-18 03:47:24 PM
This "mom's" kids are going to be giving handies for heroin in junior high.
 
2013-08-18 03:56:22 PM
ABC should mail her a dildo and a blindfold, her choice which route to take.
 
2013-08-18 04:22:52 PM
Lest we forget

HIS FATHER IS THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-08-18 04:24:33 PM
What kind of degenerate forces their kids to watch "Good Morning America"? Put some Rocky & Bullwinkle or Looney Tunes on for an 8-year-old, you psycho hosebeast.
 
2013-08-18 04:30:21 PM

jbc: What kind of degenerate forces their kids to watch "Good Morning America"? Put some Rocky & Bullwinkle or Looney Tunes on for an 8-year-old, you psycho hosebeast.


If this was the 80s, it would be easier to do just that. But now all that morning cartoon block programming and independent stations are all but extinct, forcing us to watch plastic smiles and happy rays of news and fluff
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-08-18 04:36:04 PM

DanZero: jbc: What kind of degenerate forces their kids to watch "Good Morning America"? Put some Rocky & Bullwinkle or Looney Tunes on for an 8-year-old, you psycho hosebeast.

If this was the 80s, it would be easier to do just that. But now all that morning cartoon block programming and independent stations are all but extinct, forcing us to watch plastic smiles and happy rays of news and fluff


Yes, because finding cartoons on one of five stations was so much easier than using Netflix, finding them being shown at any given moment on several of the hundreds available channels now available, or popping a damn DVD in.
 
2013-08-18 04:38:00 PM
I find it fascinating that our culture is horrified by sex (especially when sex is portrayed as fun) but nobody blinks an eye at shows like CSI or criminal minds.
 
2013-08-18 04:49:55 PM

DanZero: jbc: What kind of degenerate forces their kids to watch "Good Morning America"? Put some Rocky & Bullwinkle or Looney Tunes on for an 8-year-old, you psycho hosebeast.

If this was the 80s, it would be easier to do just that. But now all that morning cartoon block programming and independent stations are all but extinct, forcing us to watch plastic smiles and happy rays of news and fluff


On all 400 channels?
 
2013-08-18 05:00:44 PM
"Sex is a beautiful exquisite gift between two people who are married."

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2013-08-18 05:07:14 PM

thamike: "Sex is a beautiful exquisite gift between two people who are married."

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And their horse.
 
2013-08-18 05:44:34 PM
Good Morning America?

That's a total turnoff.
 
2013-08-18 05:48:25 PM
funny/sad mindset...
"forcing us to watch plastic smiles and happy rays of news and fluff"


No one is forcing you to watch anything. Turn off your tv.
 
2013-08-18 05:50:55 PM
She's a Small Government conservative that wants Big Government in your life.
 
2013-08-18 05:52:16 PM
But degrading sex is the best kind.
 
2013-08-18 05:52:49 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: This "mom's" kids are going to be giving handies for heroin in junior high.


*snert*
 
2013-08-18 05:53:34 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: She's a Small Government conservative that wants Big Government in your life.


And she refers to her "kiddos". That term is pretty much the stigmata of uptight mombiedom
 
2013-08-18 05:54:08 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: She's a Small Government conservative that wants Big Government in your life.


Ding, ding!
 
2013-08-18 05:54:17 PM
I wonder if she'd bat an eye if it were an ad for some violent movie or somethin'.
 
2013-08-18 05:54:30 PM

jbc: What kind of degenerate forces their kids to watch "Good Morning America"? Put some Rocky & Bullwinkle or Looney Tunes on for an 8-year-old, you psycho hosebeast.


What kind of degenerate watches Good Morning America? Seriously, that crap is far more offensive than some lousy primetime scripted show.
 
2013-08-18 05:54:58 PM
Naked people on American TV? This is the way to make me reconsider getting cable.
 
2013-08-18 05:55:11 PM
oh no! you might actually have to explain a subject you aren't comfortable with to you snowflake!

i have a feeling the kid might know more than she about sex anyway
 
2013-08-18 05:55:30 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: "I cannot ever be okay with naked people having sex in the middle of 'Good Morning America,'" Seitz told The Blaze. "Sex is a beautiful exquisite gift between two people who are married."

So pre-marital sex is wrong, gay sex is definitely wrong...  I wonder if she knows any positions other than missionary with the lights off?  Because anything else would be animalistic, and demean this exquisite beautiful gift.


You left out with their eyes closed and using a sheet with a hole in it
 
2013-08-18 05:55:44 PM

TuteTibiImperes: ABC should mail her a dildo and a blindfold, her choice which route to take.


WhyNotBoth?.jpg
 
2013-08-18 05:56:09 PM
Anyone find this lady's blog?
 
2013-08-18 05:58:47 PM
To be fair though, ABC primetime is little more than softcore porn any more.
 
2013-08-18 05:59:09 PM
"Sex is a beautiful exquisite gift between two people who are married."

Want to know how we know she's not married?  She thinks they have sex.
 
2013-08-18 06:00:30 PM
Never mind, I found it.  http://rebecaseitz.wordpress.com/2013/08/08/morning-sex/

This is a terrible blog. Sadly it lacks the frothing madness that makes a "moral majority mom"'s blog worth reading.

Yawn.
 
2013-08-18 06:00:39 PM
I am going to assume that she can differentiate "softcore" and "hardcore" porn because of her husband's spank collection.

/that or from her failed acting career to get through college
 
2013-08-18 06:00:40 PM
Children should learn that sex is a beautiful exquisite gift between two people who are married, and that if they ever see it, they should immediately freak out and alert the authorities.

Good thing children aren't impressionable, and don't get confused by mixed messages.
 
2013-08-18 06:02:07 PM

Weaver95: I find it fascinating that our culture is horrified by sex (especially when sex is portrayed as fun) but nobody blinks an eye at shows like CSI or criminal minds.


because more people have sex than murder people?
 
2013-08-18 06:02:09 PM
In before the knuckle draggers vilify her, re: she dared to rise up and criticize her betters (and by that we mean men who decide on the programming) rather than stay in the kitchen making her poor, long-suffering husband who mistakenly married a woman with an opinion his breakfast.
 
2013-08-18 06:04:09 PM
She's got a point. Seems like there's a lot of shows with way too much sex for my taste these days.
 
2013-08-18 06:04:27 PM
I remember when the lesbian aliens kissed on Deep Space Nine.  That was pretty ground-breaking intense at the time.  Of course, Star Trek was the very first program to show an interracial kiss as well.

A lot of people were offended by both of those.  I wasn't... because it's Star Trek (and it wasn't man on man).
 
2013-08-18 06:04:57 PM
I'm glad we still have good moral citizens like her to keep alive the ideals of our puritanical society in these United Sates.
 
2013-08-18 06:05:26 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: "I cannot ever be okay with naked people having sex in the middle of 'Good Morning America,'" Seitz told The Blaze. "Sex is a beautiful exquisite gift between two people who are married."

So pre-marital sex is wrong, gay sex is definitely wrong...  I wonder if she knows any positions other than missionary with the lights off?  Because anything else would be animalistic, and demean this exquisite beautiful gift.


Did someone say missionary with the lights off? God, that's my favorite. Only way that can get any better is if you just received the newest Sears Catalog so that you can skip straight to the bra section and enjoy a little prep time.
 
2013-08-18 06:05:31 PM
Oooh, the, "angry mom" in this story styles herself a, "story addict/publicist/agent."

Why do I suddenly doubt her sincerity?
 
2013-08-18 06:06:06 PM
Softcore porn is not porn. End of discussion.
 
2013-08-18 06:07:17 PM
It must suck to be that dumb.
 
2013-08-18 06:07:27 PM
Dear HuffPo,

Stop reporting on stuff from The Blaze.

Sincerely, Everyone.

/Seriously, The Blaze could burn itself out if you'd stop feeding them.
 
2013-08-18 06:08:08 PM

SmittyBGKY: Did someone say missionary with the lights off? God, that's my favorite. Only way that can get any better is if you just received the newest Sears Catalog so that you can skip straight to the bra section and enjoy a little prep time.


I like the cut of your jib... Bob.
 
2013-08-18 06:08:16 PM

pedobearapproved: Weaver95: I find it fascinating that our culture is horrified by sex (especially when sex is portrayed as fun) but nobody blinks an eye at shows like CSI or criminal minds.

because more people have sex than murder people?


Well, more people are caught having sex, anyway.
 
2013-08-18 06:08:42 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: She's got a point. Seems like there's a lot of shows with way too much sex for my taste these days.


why are you tasting you tv?
 
2013-08-18 06:10:11 PM
As my Aunt used to say,'sex.sex.sex'
 
2013-08-18 06:11:36 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: I May Be Crazy But...: She's got a point. Seems like there's a lot of shows with way too much sex for my taste these days.

why are you tasting you tv?


Because I lick it.
 
2013-08-18 06:11:43 PM
Sex sells (to some), and, sex is offensive (to some).

Cancel one another out, I award this mombeast no points, the ruling stands and she is charged her final timeout.
 
2013-08-18 06:14:06 PM
We have kids, we don't have TV. It's that simple. Our problem was more with violence than sex, but the reality is that you can find CSI on TV at 3 in the afternoon. The violence is so over the top, at all hours and the studies of televised violence's effects on children so conclusive that we couldn't in good conscience allow it to be in our home. The reality is that entertainment outlets covet profits and by extension an 18-35 year old demographic that doesn't care about the effect of their entertainment choices on others, so they don't care. Whether they should care or not is a matter I suppose of some debate, but I voted with my pocketbook.
 
2013-08-18 06:14:10 PM
I'm offended that Good Morning America is still on the air.
 
2013-08-18 06:15:14 PM

Weaver95: I find it fascinating that our culture is horrified by sex (especially when sex is portrayed as fun) but nobody blinks an eye at shows like CSI or criminal minds.


Cutting the breast in American media is acceptable.

Kissing the breast isn't.
 
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