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(Cracked)   Jaws 3-D may be considered the worst of the Jaws series, but it is very underrated and here is why   (cracked.com) divider line 34
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2013-08-18 01:22:57 PM
Jaws 3-D is a cinematic masterpiece compared to Jaws The Revenge.
 
2013-08-18 01:33:58 PM
Nothing will beat the awesomeness of Jaws 19 in two years.
 
2013-08-18 02:00:03 PM

Confabulat: Jaws 3-D is a cinematic masterpiece compared to Jaws The Revenge.



Over in one.
 
2013-08-18 02:06:40 PM

The_Sponge: Confabulat: Jaws 3-D is a cinematic masterpiece compared to Jaws The Revenge.


Over in one.


Yes.

i saw it in the theater.  The 3D part made it entertaining.  Well, that, and the fact that I was 6 years old.
 
2013-08-18 02:33:53 PM
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The series didn't really hit its stride until Jaws 19.
 
2013-08-18 02:50:31 PM

The_Sponge: Confabulat: Jaws 3-D is a cinematic masterpiece compared to Jaws The Revenge.


Over in one.


Not quite.  It must also be said, and I quote,  "I have never seen it, but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."

Now it's over.
 
2013-08-18 04:11:50 PM
Buzzfeed makes me miss Cracked.
 
2013-08-18 04:18:42 PM

Honest Bender: [www.edudemic.com image 450x324]

The series didn't really hit its stride until Jaws 19.


The shark still looks fake.
 
2013-08-18 04:21:02 PM

Confabulat: Jaws 3-D is a cinematic masterpiece compared to Jaws The Revenge.


The movie that should have been titled "Here's a fish. You're stupid."

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e07_1251153180
 
2013-08-18 04:23:25 PM
Jaws 3d was more real than this masterpiece.

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and they made 4 of them.
 
2013-08-18 04:26:13 PM

theflatline: Jaws 3d was more real than this masterpiece.

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and they made 4 of them.


The first one was pretty cool.  Pretty sure I never saw 3 or 4. to comment on them.
 
2013-08-18 05:17:35 PM
We saw Jaws 3D while in college; the 3D effects were as expected, only more so since everyone in the theater was either drunk or high. Yeah, it's a claustrophobic's nightmare movie, too.

/especially when the megashark is chomping on the Crocodile Hunter
 
2013-08-18 05:30:24 PM
Jaws didn't need a sequel, obviously but Jaws 3D wasn't nearly as bad as Jaws: The Revenge.
 
2013-08-18 06:32:00 PM
Sooooo is someone working on the 3d blu ray?
 
2013-08-18 06:34:57 PM
While I don't necessarily agree with their premise I laughed my ass off reading that.
 
2013-08-18 07:21:54 PM
I saw Jaws 3D at the cinema during my "get drunk in the parking before watching a POS movie" phase.

I liked it!

/ This movie was shot in 3B - three beers, and it looks good, eh?
 
2013-08-18 07:36:46 PM
Jaws 3 was the first Jaws movie I saw, when I was probably under 5.  I was young enough to think it was funny instead of scary and ran to tell my mom about the funny shark movie we were watching after the "Mommy, Mommy, look at the big fish!" scene in the underwater tunnel. Ended up getting my dad busted for letting my brothers and me watch it.

/csb
//I still love Jaws 3
 
2013-08-18 07:46:40 PM
Dear Cracked,

The movie came out 30 farking years ago.

Sincerely,

2013
 
2013-08-18 07:52:50 PM
Anyone who says Jaws 3 was bad never saw Jaws 4.
He farking TRACKED down a family to a different country.
 
2013-08-18 07:54:21 PM
Lea Thompson did look good in a bikini in that movie.
 
2013-08-18 07:59:15 PM

Confabulat: Jaws 3-D is a cinematic masterpiece compared to Jaws The Revenge.


Yes that movie is horrible and the plot is even less believable, a shark follows the family around?
 
2013-08-18 08:42:24 PM

Brah: Lea Thompson did look good in a bikini in that movie.


Aaaand I'm back.
 
2013-08-18 08:52:24 PM

fusillade762: While I don't necessarily agree with their premise I laughed my ass off reading that.


I did, too. My favorite line from Jaws 3-D was phoning-it-in Louis Gossett Jr. sputtering, at the end of a sentence, "... some-some-some-some SHARK!"
 
2013-08-18 09:17:40 PM
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2013-08-18 09:52:14 PM
As an experiment, they should release it on a Nintendo 3DS cart.  And I'm not saying that just because I recently bought one, and am enjoying the BearShark shorts that come up on Nintendo Video.
 
2013-08-19 12:04:19 AM
"Over in one" is often said, but rarely so true.
 
2013-08-19 12:28:37 AM
Also saw in in the theaters

I had blocked most of it out, thanks you bastards.
 
2013-08-19 12:29:04 AM

Mugato: Jaws didn't need a sequel, obviously but Jaws 3D wasn't nearly as bad as Jaws: The Revenge.


In theory, Jaws could have been an anthology series, with sharks bitin' and fightin' all over the world.
 
2013-08-19 01:50:46 AM

Mugato: Jaws didn't need a sequel, obviously but Jaws 3D wasn't nearly as bad as Jaws: The Revenge.


Maybe, but I'm glad at least Jaws 2 got made. Jaws 2 was a good example of what the first movie would have been like if they hadn't had problems with the shark that they had to shoot around. It had more going for it technically, but the suspense was all gone because you'd seen the shark too many times.

3 was dumb, but still kind of fun. 4 was just an abomination. If Mrs. Brody was so worried about a shark seeking revenge on her, why didn't she just move to a landlocked state?
 
2013-08-19 08:25:18 AM

Brah: Lea Thompson did look good in a bikini in that movie.


The only thing redeemable about it
 
2013-08-19 10:30:31 AM

stoli n coke: Mugato: Jaws didn't need a sequel, obviously but Jaws 3D wasn't nearly as bad as Jaws: The Revenge.

Maybe, but I'm glad at least Jaws 2 got made. Jaws 2 was a good example of what the first movie would have been like if they hadn't had problems with the shark that they had to shoot around. It had more going for it technically, but the suspense was all gone because you'd seen the shark too many times.

3 was dumb, but still kind of fun. 4 was just an abomination. If Mrs. Brody was so worried about a shark seeking revenge on her, why didn't she just move to a landlocked state?


You would end up with either this:
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or a movie about Snow Sharks:
twitchfilm.com

Or Sharknado would of been made 25+ years ago.
 
2013-08-19 10:46:29 AM
"This thing that I like/hate is underrated/overrated" really means "I don't understand why this thing I like/hate isn't popular/is popular"
 
2013-08-19 10:52:14 PM
i'm still waiting for the sequel to the greatest shark film ever made.

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2013-08-20 05:28:22 AM

december: i'm still waiting for the sequel to the greatest shark film ever made.

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Not really much left for a sequel to go on, but I agree that movie is underrated.
 
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