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(Bon Appetit)   Leave it to Bon Appetit magazine to put together a top-25 song list that's better than anything from Rolling Stone, Pitchfork, Spin, NME or that obscure linotype-printed hipster music pamphlet that subby's not cool enough to know about   (bonappetit.com) divider line 82
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2013-08-18 09:59:20 AM
Awesome.
 
2013-08-18 10:08:32 AM
 
2013-08-18 10:40:22 AM
 
2013-08-18 11:50:33 AM
Uh, the lyrics to that Descendents song are about cunnilingus. Eat to the beat, indeed.
 
2013-08-18 12:00:15 PM
1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. No
6. No
7. No
8. No
9. No
10. No
11. No
12. No
13. No
14. No
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16. No
17. No
18. No
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20. No
21. No
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25. No
 
2013-08-18 12:01:50 PM
 
2013-08-18 12:02:31 PM
If I had a linotype machine I would so do a music newsletter. Well, provided I also had some form of press that worked with linotype.
 
2013-08-18 12:03:19 PM
Millions of peaches, peaches for me. Millions of peaches, peaches for free.
 
2013-08-18 12:03:30 PM
No love for 'Titties and carrot cake' by Thug Friends?
 
2013-08-18 12:04:08 PM
Is it better than Buzzfeed?
 
2013-08-18 12:04:53 PM
No "Cheeseburger in Paradise"?
 
2013-08-18 12:06:29 PM
 
2013-08-18 12:07:24 PM
They missed "Fried Chicken and Gasoline" and "Banana Puddin'"
from Southern Culture on the Skids
 
2013-08-18 12:10:31 PM
They missed Rock 'N' Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis.
 
2013-08-18 12:10:35 PM
Subby, were you choking on your own irony when typing that headline?
 
2013-08-18 12:11:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHdWmHxz3Gc"

This should be #1.
 
2013-08-18 12:11:36 PM
Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie ....indeed
 
2013-08-18 12:13:23 PM
Well, that was dumb.
 
2013-08-18 12:17:54 PM

basemetal: Sugar Water is a better song from Cibo Matto


I think Birthday Cake is the definitive song from Cibo if we consider it was on the Jet Set Radio soundtrack.

/extra sugar
/extra salt
/extra oil and em-ess-geeeeeee...
 
2013-08-18 12:18:08 PM
List fails without this
 
2013-08-18 12:26:09 PM
This is Sonny Terry & Brownie Mcghee: Cornbread and Peas.
 
2013-08-18 12:30:16 PM

SomethingInYourTeeth: They missed "Fried Chicken and Gasoline" and "Banana Puddin'"
from Southern Culture on the Skids


I came here to add this.. thanks for covering this already.
 
2013-08-18 12:32:32 PM

LonMead: No "Cheeseburger in Paradise"?



No. it's a horrible song by a lousy artist with a particularly annoying bunch of fans. It would have stunk up a reasonably decent list.
 
2013-08-18 12:34:58 PM
Linotype(TM)? Perhaps subbie was thinking of a mimeograph machine, or some other printing technology not involving molten lead and floor-to-ceiling size consoles?

i260.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-18 12:37:17 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-18 12:37:25 PM
Missing:
Soul Food, by Albert Collins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PgDywzF5iI

Fried Neckbones, by Santana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiNx1gpUuPw

Eat Steak, by the Reverend Horton Heat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBF7pyZgTd8
 
2013-08-18 12:40:07 PM

SomethingInYourTeeth: They missed "Fried Chicken and Gasoline" and "Banana Puddin'"
from Southern Culture on the Skids


Hell yeah.
 
2013-08-18 12:41:05 PM

basemetal: Sugar Water is a better song from Cibo Matto


Did some very naughty things to the tune of that song back in the day. White Pepper Ice Cream as well.
 
2013-08-18 12:41:07 PM
...and if a song about cheeseburgers is absolutely required, Commander Cody's Two Triple Cheese, Side Order of Fries would work. Okay, maybe it's not a song for the ages, but it's good mindless fun and it's a damn sight better than anything I've ever heard that hack Buffett sing.
 
2013-08-18 12:42:12 PM
Must be Jelly ('Cause Jam Don't Shake Like That)
 
2013-08-18 12:43:17 PM
Canned Ham - Norman Greenbaum.
 
2013-08-18 12:44:22 PM
 
2013-08-18 12:44:27 PM
Hell, it may be a tad cliche, but no Green Onions by Booker T and the MGs?
 
2013-08-18 12:47:13 PM
No Drinkin Gasoline ?
 
2013-08-18 12:49:44 PM

movieman_1979: basemetal: Sugar Water is a better song from Cibo Matto

Did some very naughty things to the tune of that song back in the day. White Pepper Ice Cream as well.


I always preferred the original recording of Know Your Chicken to the album version.
 
2013-08-18 12:51:22 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Hell, it may be a tad cliche, but no Green Onions by Booker T and the MGs?


Yeah, list fails.
 
2013-08-18 12:52:26 PM
No Ms. Peachez 'Fry that Chicken'?
 
2013-08-18 12:53:04 PM

phaseolus: ...and if a song about cheeseburgers is absolutely required, Commander Cody's Two Triple Cheese, Side Order of Fries would work. Okay, maybe it's not a song for the ages, but it's good mindless fun and it's a damn sight better than anything I've ever heard that hack Buffett sing.


You sound a little ambivalent about Buffett... you shouldn't hold back... tell us your REAL opinion of him.

I do like that Commander Cody song you mentioned.
 
2013-08-18 12:59:47 PM
"Savoy Truffle" ?
 
2013-08-18 01:00:18 PM
Rock Lobster - B-52s
Jambalaya - Hank Williams
Raspberry Swirl - Tori Amos
Laffy Taffy -D4L
Leopard and Lamb - John Grant
 
2013-08-18 01:06:51 PM
They missed these as well. From The Carolina Chocolate Drops

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xOxHyTP91c Cornbread and Butterbeans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXGoJATobqU Country Girl
 
2013-08-18 01:10:01 PM
Chicken Grease - D'Angelo.  Superb funk
 
2013-08-18 01:10:44 PM
Ween 'Bananas and Blow'
 
2013-08-18 01:14:05 PM
Gimme a pigfoot
Bessie Smith
 
2013-08-18 01:18:35 PM
 
2013-08-18 01:22:52 PM
Let's eat to the beat!

/earwurm warning
 
2013-08-18 01:29:42 PM

SomethingInYourTeeth: They missed "Fried Chicken and Gasoline" and "Banana Puddin'"
from Southern Culture on the Skids


THIS.

Everyone else here is just naming random food songs in an attempt to look cool, like Roth/Vai "Hot Dog and a Shake."
 
2013-08-18 01:32:31 PM
Hot Nuts? Sugar, Sugar?
 
2013-08-18 01:41:50 PM
 
kth
2013-08-18 01:48:26 PM
What about breakfast?

You can't forget breakfast!
 
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