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(Orlando Sentinel)   Woman vanishes from tattoo parlor. If only there were some unique way to identify her   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 33
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2013-08-18 10:57:59 AM
Gone before the ink dried?
 
2013-08-18 12:26:34 PM
Uh... I don't think being able to identify her is the problem.
 
2013-08-18 12:29:41 PM
Oh I see. This is supposed to be one of those "Hurr... everyone with a tattoo is a gutter snipe who'll never get a job! I know to shoot anyone with a neck tattoo on sight hurr durr blerpity hurrrr..." type threads.

Carry on then.
 
2013-08-18 12:33:22 PM
Alyssa Hatfield, 19, waited in front of Ink Spot Tattoo, 75 W. Colonial Drive, while a co-worker went out back to lock a gate about 4 a.m., police said.

I don't think I want a tattoo where people keep having different answers to it's meaning.
 
2013-08-18 12:36:21 PM
This looks like a job for....
gifninja.com
 
2013-08-18 12:39:21 PM

yellowjester: This looks like a job for....
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Was she having a seizure over someone being found innocent?
 
2013-08-18 12:41:38 PM
If only she liked face tattoos.  :(
 
2013-08-18 12:43:07 PM

yellowjester: This looks like a job for....


Nah, she probably doesn't care about "alternative" white girls. Just the blonde cheerleader type.
 
2013-08-18 12:43:51 PM
Sometimes I think if I stop for a moment that they'll find me here.

So I'll keep my things in my arms and I'll drop them as they're coming near.

Why did they think it was you, baby?

They said they saw my tattoo and
Two others are were willing to say they saw me.
 
2013-08-18 12:45:10 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Alyssa Hatfield, 19, waited in front of Ink Spot Tattoo, 75 W. Colonial Drive, while a co-worker went out back to lock a gate about 4 a.m., police said.

I don't think I want a tattoo where people keep having different answers to it's meaning.


Nothing says classy tattoo joint like staying open until 4 am to get the post-bar, low-impulse-control clientele.
 
2013-08-18 12:45:48 PM

here to help: Oh I see. This is supposed to be one of those "Hurr... everyone with a tattoo is a gutter snipe who'll never get a job! I know to shoot anyone with a neck tattoo on sight hurr durr blerpity hurrrr..." type threads.

Carry on then.


No its one of those threads where people with a few body modifications are cast aside because of the superficial nature of corporate America.  Look just because they're sporting some Gauge in their ears, a few artisanally placed rings on each brow, a couple free-trade designed sub-dermal implants to mimic lamb's horns, an ironic split tongue and Ravelry red pigment in their facial skin should not preclude them from being taken seriously!  When asked about why they replaced their desk & chair with a suspension rack it should be to better understand the diversity of our culture, not an excuse to make human resources intervene because one or two ignorant customers to the executive office couldn't open their minds a little.
 
2013-08-18 12:48:31 PM

BumpInTheNight: No its one of those threads where people with a few body modifications are cast aside because of the superficial nature of corporate America. Look just because they're sporting some Gauge in their ears, a few artisanally placed rings on each brow, a couple free-trade designed sub-dermal implants to mimic lamb's horns, an ironic split tongue and Ravelry red pigment in their facial skin should not preclude them from being taken seriously! When asked about why they replaced their desk & chair with a suspension rack it should be to better understand the diversity of our culture, not an excuse to make human resources intervene because one or two ignorant customers to the executive office couldn't open their minds a little.


The funny thing is the people I've known who can afford that sh*t probably make far more money than the people who chastise them.

And get laid far more too.

/tattoo and piercing free
 
2013-08-18 12:54:20 PM

BumpInTheNight: here to help: Oh I see. This is supposed to be one of those "Hurr... everyone with a tattoo is a gutter snipe who'll never get a job! I know to shoot anyone with a neck tattoo on sight hurr durr blerpity hurrrr..." type threads.

Carry on then.

No its one of those threads where people with a few body modifications are cast aside because of the superficial nature of corporate America.  Look just because they're sporting some Gauge in their ears, a few artisanally placed rings on each brow, a couple free-trade designed sub-dermal implants to mimic lamb's horns, an ironic split tongue and Ravelry red pigment in their facial skin should not preclude them from being taken seriously!  When asked about why they replaced their desk & chair with a suspension rack it should be to better understand the diversity of our culture, not an excuse to make human resources intervene because one or two ignorant customers to the executive office couldn't open their minds a little.


The woman in question wasn't working for corporate America, so this is actually more like the thread where people biatch and complain that other human beings DARE to not look exactly as they must look in order to keep their soul-crushing corporate jobs.
 
2013-08-18 12:58:02 PM

FrancoFile: DarkSoulNoHope: Alyssa Hatfield, 19, waited in front of Ink Spot Tattoo, 75 W. Colonial Drive, while a co-worker went out back to lock a gate about 4 a.m., police said.

I don't think I want a tattoo where people keep having different answers to it's meaning.

Nothing says classy tattoo joint like staying open until 4 am to get the post-bar, low-impulse-control clientele.


Any good tattooist will not work on a drunk person.  You bleed like a stuffed pig, and their 'art' suffers.
 
2013-08-18 01:01:14 PM

here to help: BumpInTheNight: ..

/tattoo and piercing free


I think there is a different reason people wear gauge. For example... my nose ring looks like a target to rip out to the Mal-adapted, little shiat snowflakes who are needing therapy.  I might be needing a bigger nose ring by the end of next week.  :/
 
2013-08-18 01:02:20 PM

LeroyBourne: Any good tattooist will not work on a drunk person. You bleed like a stuffed pig, and their 'art' suffers.


Not to mention the potential for lawsuits based on "too intoxicated". Sober the client has no excuse trying to say they didn't know what they were in for.
 
2013-08-18 01:02:24 PM
Hatfield was last seen wearing a black tank top, a black sweater and black tights. She was carrying a black backpack.

Just wait until the sun comes up, she'll appear.
 
2013-08-18 01:05:06 PM
Going by the half a duck face pic, I saw her about a dozen different times in the same place last night. She changes clothes really fast too.

/that's some fine reporting there, Lou.
 
2013-08-18 01:15:19 PM
Sure dermis her.
 
2013-08-18 01:15:36 PM

cowgirl toffee: I think there is a different reason people wear gauge. For example... my nose ring looks like a target to rip out to the Mal-adapted, little shiat snowflakes who are needing therapy. I might be needing a bigger nose ring by the end of next week. :/


I used to have a few piercings but I saw where my life was headed and realized they WERE going to be scenarios where that sh*t would potentially get ripped out so I bailed on the idea. They didn't really suit me anyway. It was pretty funny actually. I was considered weird for NOT having all that stuff. Still I love me some tatted/pierced girls.
 
2013-08-18 01:25:27 PM
A woman let you feel her up in exchange for some inking. Would that be called a tit-for-a-tat?
 
2013-08-18 01:41:11 PM
Steel 'em Large Marge sent ya!
 
2013-08-18 01:43:11 PM

yellowjester: This looks like a job for....
[gifninja.com image 500x444]


is she turning into max headroom?
 
2013-08-18 02:01:15 PM
Is subby saying that there is actually a way to tell one tramp stamp from another?
 
2013-08-18 04:04:05 PM
FTFA: Hatfield was last seen wearing a black tank top, a black sweater and black tights. She was carrying a black backpack.


McCoy family still at large.
 
2013-08-18 04:30:42 PM
It's sad that her family/friends apparently had no better picture of her to release to the media.  Or that it didn't occur to them to release a photo one could actually use for identification purposes.
 
2013-08-18 05:01:13 PM
Nobody in their right mind would go to Ink Spot. That said, I hope she turns up safe.

/local
 
2013-08-18 05:02:48 PM

FrancoFile: DarkSoulNoHope: Alyssa Hatfield, 19, waited in front of Ink Spot Tattoo, 75 W. Colonial Drive, while a co-worker went out back to lock a gate about 4 a.m., police said.

I don't think I want a tattoo where people keep having different answers to it's meaning.

Nothing says classy tattoo joint like staying open until 4 am to get the post-bar, low-impulse-control clientele.


You nailed it right there. The only way they could get more business to be right downtown, among the bar-infested blocks, rather than on the edge.

/not a fan of them, or of downtown
 
2013-08-18 06:48:37 PM
Is this the thread where over half the people in the US sing "I Gotta Be Me" simultaneously?
 
2013-08-18 07:52:39 PM
How many gallons of tattoo ink would it take to put ass antlers on this?

img.fark.net
 
2013-08-18 08:03:26 PM
Hey look, assholes. Always easy to find on Fark.
 
2013-08-18 09:09:34 PM
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Maybe she's still there.
 
2013-08-19 07:53:17 AM
So she went home after she got off of work? That is very odd.
 
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