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(YouTube)   A very French trailer for lesbian romance "Blue Is the Warmest Color..." and we are done here. If you're still reading, it's barely Not safe for work and entirely in French and I just made some nice chocolate chip cookies, would you like some?   (youtube.com) divider line 61
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2013-08-18 09:58:02 AM
You'll do what for how many cookies?
 
2013-08-18 10:02:04 AM
I speak the language and found that trailer to be boring as hell.
 
2013-08-18 10:03:49 AM
Shows a tit, so yeah.  NSFW.
 
2013-08-18 10:15:09 AM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Shows a tit, so yeah.  NSFW.


It's a French tit. That adds an extra element of je ne sais fap to the whole equation
 
2013-08-18 10:20:54 AM

Thudfark: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Shows a tit, so yeah.  NSFW.

It's a French tit. That adds an extra element of je ne sais fap to the whole equation


And je ne sais fap is now added to my vocabulary.
 
2013-08-18 10:25:56 AM
What the whole thing 'bout the French lesbi-gay-bi movie is that the two girls engage in tribadism AKA scissoring each other and that's the whole controversy and I just saved you the money for the movie tickets.

So they scissor, that's the big deal. Hell, I've good-old made-in-the-USA pr0n!
 
2013-08-18 10:28:25 AM

Thudfark: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Shows a tit, so yeah.  NSFW.

It's a French tit. That adds an extra element of je ne sais fap to the whole equation


Meh, comme fap comme ca
 
2013-08-18 10:29:02 AM
Also I was promised cookies
 
2013-08-18 10:46:52 AM

thecpt: Thudfark: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Shows a tit, so yeah.  NSFW.

It's a French tit. That adds an extra element of je ne sais fap to the whole equation

Meh, comme fap comme ca


Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme fap.
 
2013-08-18 10:52:46 AM
I can't Le fap to Le that ..... Blue haired chick reminded me of Le smurf
 
2013-08-18 10:55:50 AM
The Lesbian romance movies I've seen had fewer clothes and less dialogue butt more slapping.
 
2013-08-18 10:57:13 AM
Whar cookies, whar?!
 
2013-08-18 11:05:58 AM

talkertopc: I speak the language and found that trailer to be boring as hell.


I don't and the message I got was 'Embrace your sexuality, but people still suck.'
 
2013-08-18 11:16:40 AM
So, live action, The Blue Girl?

Honey I Blew... Everyone
 
2013-08-18 11:18:53 AM
It's pretty much the French version of "how dare this schoolgirl seduce my daughter into lesbianism" + "how dare you dishonor our family by becoming a lesbian"
 
2013-08-18 11:24:22 AM
Is this the movie with non simulated sex?  Like McGruber?
 
2013-08-18 11:30:34 AM
Cool Robocop t-shirt.
 
2013-08-18 11:31:08 AM
Dunno, I'd take chocolate chip cookies over most of today's pr0n.
 
2013-08-18 11:39:06 AM

Dr. Steve Brule: thecpt: Thudfark: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Shows a tit, so yeah.  NSFW.

It's a French tit. That adds an extra element of je ne sais fap to the whole equation

Meh, comme fap comme ca

Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme fap.


Lezzais fap?
Raison de fap?
 
2013-08-18 11:40:19 AM

Dr. Steve Brule: thecpt: Thudfark: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Shows a tit, so yeah.  NSFW.

It's a French tit. That adds an extra element of je ne sais fap to the whole equation

Meh, comme fap comme ca

Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme fap.


On which hemisphere does this make sense?


/educated guess
 
2013-08-18 12:05:33 PM
I was told there would be cookies?
 
2013-08-18 12:22:10 PM
Meh, I'll wait for the remake starring Chloe Grace Moretz and Ariel Winter.
 
2013-08-18 12:22:49 PM

thecpt: Dr. Steve Brule: thecpt: Thudfark: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Shows a tit, so yeah.  NSFW.

It's a French tit. That adds an extra element of je ne sais fap to the whole equation

Meh, comme fap comme ca

Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme fap.

Lezzais fap?
Raison de fap?


Lesberté, egalité, fapternité?
 
2013-08-18 12:25:14 PM
Il est venu trop tôt.
 
2013-08-18 12:25:19 PM

thecpt: Thudfark: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Shows a tit, so yeah.  NSFW.

It's a French tit. That adds an extra element of je ne sais fap to the whole equation

Meh, comme fap comme ca


Comme see, comme fap
 
2013-08-18 12:25:50 PM
I jest blu myself
 
2013-08-18 12:36:52 PM
it's about lesbians, so more like je ne sais queef.

/vous lez vous coucher avec mois se soir?
//i have cookies
 
2013-08-18 12:42:06 PM
Where's the scene of them hauling shiat around in their Subaru? Lesbians get so much done in a day.
 
2013-08-18 01:12:16 PM
I would have worked in a a Scissor Sisters song somehow.
 
2013-08-18 01:43:28 PM
Here's the real question :

How do you conjugate 'to fap' in french ? It is 'fapper' or 'fappir' or 'fappre'

/je ne paut pas ce fapperai ?
 
2013-08-18 01:49:35 PM
www.troll.me
 
2013-08-18 01:55:36 PM
Ca plane pour fap?
 
2013-08-18 01:59:56 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: Meh, I'll wait for the remake starring Chloe Grace Moretz and Ariel Winter.


Winter is Cumming?
 
2013-08-18 02:02:46 PM
Boooring. I've seen better "lesbian" films made by Vivid.
 
2013-08-18 02:21:02 PM
This.

Looks like the cast are 'Suicide Girls' rejects.
 
2013-08-18 02:21:10 PM
any armpit hair?
 
2013-08-18 02:30:21 PM

Dialectic: What the whole thing 'bout the French lesbi-gay-bi movie is that the two girls engage in tribadism AKA scissoring each other and that's the whole controversy and I just saved you the money for the movie tickets.


Seriously? That's it? Unless it's not simulated, you can see that Cinemax every week. Every day if you have a Maxgo.com account.
 
2013-08-18 03:24:30 PM
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2013-08-18 03:25:53 PM
I'll take a dozen cookies, please.
 
2013-08-18 05:25:38 PM
I don't speak the language and found that trailer to be boring as hell.
 
2013-08-18 09:28:10 PM
Umm....I don't get it. What is this French Movie about exactly? (Well, besides the whole avant-garde cliche lesbian stuff)

/ I guess since I am American I am uncouth and simple.....
// Blue hair? Really.
 
2013-08-18 10:01:20 PM

Maul555: [www.troll.me image 553x401]


Oh, yeah.....dirty old man if I ever saw one!

/ Come to the dark side.....you have cookies, you say?
 
2013-08-18 10:57:04 PM

Jayberrysparklesalot: Umm....I don't get it. What is this French Movie about exactly? (Well, besides the whole avant-garde cliche lesbian stuff)

/ I guess since I am American I am uncouth and simple.....
// Blue hair? Really.


I gave you a synopsis up above.  Here's the longer version.

Angsty teenage girl has problems relating to her classmates, dealing with life
Cool blue-haired teenage girl befriends her.
Parents of angsty teenage girl think cool blue-haired teenage girl is edgy, but intellectual and might be a good influence on their daughter.
Angsty teenage girl [falls in love with | is seduced by] cool blue-haired teenage girl.
Furor erupts.
 
2013-08-18 11:04:32 PM

talkertopc: I speak the language and found that trailer to be boring as hell.


www.icateens.org

Can't be any worse than this...
 
2013-08-18 11:29:35 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-19 12:59:32 AM

thecpt: Also I was promised cookies


The cookies are a lie.
 
2013-08-19 01:20:53 AM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Shows a tit, so yeah.  NSFW.


Only if you live in a puritanical repressed country full of authoritarians with the mindset of giggling 12 year olds.
 
2013-08-19 01:34:11 AM
It's nice, but it's no Bottlecap.
 
2013-08-19 02:14:11 AM
A less annoyingly drama-y movie is The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Girls in Love.
 
2013-08-19 02:26:43 AM
Sorry but they had hotter naked lesbian action 30 years ago in Desert Hearts than that. Plus it's playing for free on Hulu right now. www.outnorth.orgDamn but Patricia Charbonneau was so hot and so naked back in the 80s and 90s.
  I don't know why the formatting is so screwed up.
 
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