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2013-08-18 08:04:45 AM
8 votes:
www.moviequotesandmore.com
2013-08-18 10:00:32 AM
7 votes:
Hai, guize, what's going on in this thread?

static.guim.co.uk
2013-08-18 09:29:12 AM
3 votes:
Axe wound will suffice for most, occasionally I meet one that is a delicate flower with dew perched upon it's petals, but most look like the end result of a brutal massacre at the hand of vikings.
2013-08-18 10:08:46 AM
2 votes:
Hehehe penis.
2013-08-18 01:05:53 PM
1 votes:
Some of them are hairy,
Some of them are bald,
Some are kind of scary,
And this is what they're called...
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They call, that thing, -unprintable here-

Some belong to Virgins,
They're really right and strong.
But, big or small, I love 'em all,
That's why I sing my song!

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They call, that thing, -unprintable here-

Some of them are smelly,
Like clams, and fish, and such.
Some smell like a summer's eve,
Cause they've been douched too much!

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They call, that thing, -unprintable here-

Nothing would be finer, than to be in a vagina, in the morning.
2013-08-18 11:15:18 AM
1 votes:
...Bob Johnson...
2013-08-18 10:37:20 AM
1 votes:
clothesonfilm.com
2013-08-18 10:20:53 AM
1 votes:
i'm pretty sure i saw Nethermouth open for Cradle of Filth back in '92.
2013-08-18 10:15:54 AM
1 votes:
Purple headed yogurt slinger
2013-08-18 10:12:44 AM
1 votes:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
2013-08-18 09:43:22 AM
1 votes:
2013-08-18 09:39:16 AM
1 votes:

YoOjo: Axe wound will suffice for most, occasionally I meet one that is a delicate flower with dew perched upon it's petals, but most look like the end result of a brutal massacre at the hand of vikings.


Maybe you should stop hanging around the Scientology bathhouse.
2013-08-18 09:36:13 AM
1 votes:
"If I'm gonna fight for a word, that word is *poontang*"
2013-08-18 09:32:47 AM
1 votes:
Grilled cheese sandwich, anyone?
2013-08-18 07:49:03 AM
1 votes:
Mr. Peasbey?
 
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