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(Slate)   Worm, iron, rudder, pike, maypole, prod, pissing place, shove devil, the silent flute, the gospel pipe, kidney wiper, liver disturber, okra and prunes, enchilada, cookie, Mr. Peasbey, brute, goober, stuffed eelskin, shaft of delight, egg white cannon   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, female genitalia, gospels, livers, Discovery Channel  
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12179 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Aug 2013 at 9:24 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-18 01:05:53 PM  
1 vote:
Some of them are hairy,
Some of them are bald,
Some are kind of scary,
And this is what they're called...
-unprintable here-
-unprintable here-
They call, that thing, -unprintable here-

Some belong to Virgins,
They're really right and strong.
But, big or small, I love 'em all,
That's why I sing my song!

-unprintable here-
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They call, that thing, -unprintable here-

Some of them are smelly,
Like clams, and fish, and such.
Some smell like a summer's eve,
Cause they've been douched too much!

-unprintable here-
-unprintable here-
They call, that thing, -unprintable here-

Nothing would be finer, than to be in a vagina, in the morning.
2013-08-18 11:32:59 AM  
1 vote:
Home wrecker
2013-08-18 10:43:55 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA:  Some fun facts: The earliest recorded name for the vagina-unprintable here-is still with us today.

/and yet, they printed in later down the page
2013-08-18 10:12:44 AM  
1 vote:
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
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