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(Slate)   Worm, iron, rudder, pike, maypole, prod, pissing place, shove devil, the silent flute, the gospel pipe, kidney wiper, liver disturber, okra and prunes, enchilada, cookie, Mr. Peasbey, brute, goober, stuffed eelskin, shaft of delight, egg white cannon   (slate.com) divider line 77
    More: Obvious, female genitalia, gospels, livers, Discovery Channel  
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2013-08-18 11:32:59 AM  
Home wrecker
 
2013-08-18 11:37:55 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Deucetoo: fnordest: FTFA:  Some fun facts: The earliest recorded name for the vagina-unprintable here-is still with us today.

/and yet, they printed in later down the page

I caught that too. Proof reading. How does it work?

Fun fact: Threadneedle street in London was named because "seamstresses" worked there, and "threading the needle" was a common euphemism.  It was originally named Gropecoont Alley.


So you're a seamstress? Hem, hem!
 
2013-08-18 11:46:01 AM  
Wedding tackle
 
2013-08-18 11:50:22 AM  
"Never-out" describes a lot of Fark genitalia.
 
2013-08-18 12:11:39 PM  
My favorite so far, as one TFer described them, is "hey nonny nonnies"

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-08-18 12:12:23 PM  

Nick Nostril: ...Bob Johnson...


"...no wait..."
 
2013-08-18 12:15:02 PM  
In one of my classes in college we did this in groups in front of the class, go up to the board and write different terms for genitals, different terms for promiscuous males/females........I forget the point of the exercise but it sure was entertaining. We added a few off the wall things we had just come up with on the fly to amuse/offend people. (we knew about the exercise ahead of time)
 
2013-08-18 12:33:43 PM  
Mr. Happy impersonating the purple Bishop would like to have a word with subby's mom's wizard sleeved boatman.
 
2013-08-18 12:39:05 PM  

santadog: houstondragon: "I could go on and on about his cock,..."

Sorry, missed it on the scroll down.


An oven full of witches?!

/Love that movie
//And had a good cast :)
 
2013-08-18 12:53:41 PM  
What a worthless pile of shiat slate is. They clutch their pearls while saying they can't print what the earliest recorded word for vagina is but in the penis section they've got coont plugger in black and white.

images1.dailykos.com
 
2013-08-18 01:03:50 PM  
And yet one underappreciated part only gets a handful of names (pearl, cockey, and joy-button being the only three I can recall offhand).  Surely, these cunning linguists can do better!
 
2013-08-18 01:05:53 PM  
Some of them are hairy,
Some of them are bald,
Some are kind of scary,
And this is what they're called...
-unprintable here-
-unprintable here-
They call, that thing, -unprintable here-

Some belong to Virgins,
They're really right and strong.
But, big or small, I love 'em all,
That's why I sing my song!

-unprintable here-
-unprintable here-
They call, that thing, -unprintable here-

Some of them are smelly,
Like clams, and fish, and such.
Some smell like a summer's eve,
Cause they've been douched too much!

-unprintable here-
-unprintable here-
They call, that thing, -unprintable here-

Nothing would be finer, than to be in a vagina, in the morning.
 
2013-08-18 01:15:48 PM  

fnordest: FTFA:  Some fun facts: The earliest recorded name for the vagina-unprintable here-is still with us today.

/and yet, they printed in later down the page


Yeah, that was a real WTF.
 
2013-08-18 01:17:44 PM  
Like some of the descriptive female terms:
Good: Lady garden
Bad: Badly packed kebab
 
2013-08-18 02:19:22 PM  

Strix occidentalis: And yet one underappreciated part only gets a handful of names (pearl, cockey, and joy-button being the only three I can recall offhand).  Surely, these cunning linguists can do better!


little old man in the boat
minicock
and several variations on the word 'button;
 
2013-08-18 02:27:52 PM  
My favorite, from a romance novel: the heroine's "velvet honeycomb."

The Velvet Honeycombs will be the name of my fantasy football league.
 
2013-08-18 02:37:01 PM  
Insert [unprintable euphemism] here.
 
2013-08-18 02:48:08 PM  
Game of Thrones reference, but I thought it was funny when Olenna Tyrell called her grandson a "sword swallower, through and through".
 
2013-08-18 03:45:56 PM  
The "You Had to Be There"
Hans Carvel's ring, Buckinger's boot, Mrs. Fubbs' parlor, James Hunt.
Does he have a brother called Mike?
 
2013-08-18 03:45:59 PM  
 beaumovies.com
What about "Pedro?"
 
2013-08-18 04:09:12 PM  
I found it funny that they couldn't say coont in the article but they could say coont plugger.
 
2013-08-18 04:42:02 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: The Velvet Honeycombs


That would be a great name for a lounge act.
 
2013-08-18 06:09:35 PM  
venerable monosyllable?
 
2013-08-18 09:56:32 PM  
RUMPLEFORESKIN
 
Skr
2013-08-18 10:36:52 PM  
 
2013-08-19 12:08:20 AM  
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
With the boink swatter
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the biatch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
With the pork steeple
 
2013-08-19 07:57:17 AM  
tail-hole

/lol
 
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