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(Slate)   Worm, iron, rudder, pike, maypole, prod, pissing place, shove devil, the silent flute, the gospel pipe, kidney wiper, liver disturber, okra and prunes, enchilada, cookie, Mr. Peasbey, brute, goober, stuffed eelskin, shaft of delight, egg white cannon   (slate.com) divider line 77
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2013-08-18 07:49:03 AM
Mr. Peasbey?
 
2013-08-18 08:04:45 AM
www.moviequotesandmore.com
 
2013-08-18 08:29:57 AM
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true.

My rifle and I know that what counts in this hoo-hah is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count.

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our poon. We are the saviors of my life.
 
2013-08-18 08:32:11 AM
 
2013-08-18 08:40:23 AM
Maude: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Is that what this is a picture of?
Maude:  In a sense, yes.
My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal,
which bothers some men.
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.
Vagina.
The Dude: Oh, yeah?
Maude: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye,
a man will refer to his dick or his rod...or his... Johnson.
The Dude: Johnson?
 
2013-08-18 09:29:12 AM
Axe wound will suffice for most, occasionally I meet one that is a delicate flower with dew perched upon it's petals, but most look like the end result of a brutal massacre at the hand of vikings.
 
2013-08-18 09:32:47 AM
Grilled cheese sandwich, anyone?
 
2013-08-18 09:36:13 AM
"If I'm gonna fight for a word, that word is *poontang*"
 
2013-08-18 09:38:12 AM
One-eyed trouser trout
 
2013-08-18 09:39:16 AM

YoOjo: Axe wound will suffice for most, occasionally I meet one that is a delicate flower with dew perched upon it's petals, but most look like the end result of a brutal massacre at the hand of vikings.


Maybe you should stop hanging around the Scientology bathhouse.
 
2013-08-18 09:40:46 AM
The song, This Old Man, just took on a new horrifying meaning.
 
2013-08-18 09:43:22 AM
 
2013-08-18 09:50:50 AM
Gutta-percha for foreskin?

-.O
 
2013-08-18 09:50:59 AM
Fanny is not anatomically incorrect, the British fanny (Vagina and/or pubic area) has a different etymology to the american fanny (ass)
and, as the British is the older version, It is the american usage which is anatomically incorrect
 
2013-08-18 09:51:04 AM
trouser furniture
 
2013-08-18 09:56:49 AM

furterfan: Fanny is not anatomically incorrect, the British fanny (Vagina and/or pubic area) has a different etymology to the american fanny (ass)
and, as the British is the older version, It is the american usage which is anatomically incorrect


If British is so correct, why can't British people even spell?
 
2013-08-18 09:57:09 AM
Princess Sophia?
 
2013-08-18 09:57:20 AM
Muttin' Dagger, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing Rod, Tallywhacker, Pocket Rocket, One-eyed Trouser, Trout.

Ding Dong, Ankle-Spanker, Pork Sword, Engine Cranker, Hairy Hot Dog, Davey Crockett, Let them all hang out!

Pet Names for genitalia. You know the girls think of them, and you gotta love 'em. Pet Names for genitalia. There's always something silly, about little Willie!

Wang, Wazzu, Weenie, Whacker, Pecker, Peepee, Kidney Cracker, Heat-Seeking-Moisture-Missile, Gigglestick, Love Whistle, Tube Steak, Uncle D_ck. This is getting really sick. I'm not through, there's one more, PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!

Pet Names for genitalia. You know the girls think of them, and you gotta love them. Pet Names for genitalia. There's always something silly, about little Willie!

Pet Names for genitalia. You know the girls think of them, and you gotta love them. Pet Names for genitalia.
 
2013-08-18 09:59:10 AM
Shove devil is awesome.
 
2013-08-18 10:00:32 AM
Hai, guize, what's going on in this thread?

static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-08-18 10:03:25 AM
The royal nonesuch?
 
2013-08-18 10:08:46 AM
Hehehe penis.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-08-18 10:11:31 AM
Rosebud
 
2013-08-18 10:12:44 AM
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
 
2013-08-18 10:15:54 AM
Purple headed yogurt slinger
 
2013-08-18 10:16:18 AM

megarian: Hehehe penis.


That made me smile. Another reason to keep you close in my dreams.
 
2013-08-18 10:20:05 AM

furterfan: Fanny is not anatomically incorrect, the British fanny (Vagina and/or pubic area) has a different etymology to the american fanny (ass)
and, as the British is the older version, It is the american usage which is anatomically incorrect


'Fannie' (Irish) is when your ball fails to pass the forward tee. You then owe the group a pint.
Americans have distorted this practice somewhat
 
2013-08-18 10:20:42 AM
I'll take Zombie Apocalypse for $200

/drtfa
 
2013-08-18 10:20:53 AM
i'm pretty sure i saw Nethermouth open for Cradle of Filth back in '92.
 
2013-08-18 10:21:21 AM
Herman. Herman the one-eyed German, at your service.
 
2013-08-18 10:22:09 AM

sweet-daddy-2: megarian: Hehehe penis.

That made me smile. Another reason to keep you close in my dreams.


I think you got me dream-pregnant.

Oops.
 
2013-08-18 10:23:01 AM
Came for "festering hatchet wound." Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-08-18 10:24:32 AM
Ohhhh!

Hehehe nethermouth.

/rtfa
 
2013-08-18 10:26:50 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Doesn't understand how men can walk around with those things
 
2013-08-18 10:28:00 AM
Wally the one eyed wonder worm
 
2013-08-18 10:29:04 AM

elvisaintdead: This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true.

My rifle and I know that what counts in this hoo-hah is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count.

My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our poon. We are the saviors of my life.


You seem to be confusing your rifle with your gun.
 
2013-08-18 10:32:11 AM

Son of Thunder: Princess Sophia?


No no it has to be Butch or Spike or Kraw the warrior king.
 
2013-08-18 10:34:21 AM
"I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang..."
 
2013-08-18 10:35:57 AM
Tube steak.
 
2013-08-18 10:37:20 AM
clothesonfilm.com
 
2013-08-18 10:39:41 AM
charlesflirts.com
"Amateurs."
 
2013-08-18 10:43:55 AM
FTFA:  Some fun facts: The earliest recorded name for the vagina-unprintable here-is still with us today.

/and yet, they printed in later down the page
 
2013-08-18 10:47:53 AM
"gaying instrument"?
 
2013-08-18 10:50:03 AM
printed "it"
 
2013-08-18 10:50:15 AM
I mean, I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob... His bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, humpmobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbasa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, peter, pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake... Sigfried: Please don't go! Angela: ... Hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby.

imageshack.us
 
2013-08-18 10:53:12 AM

houstondragon: "I could go on and on about his cock,..."


Sorry, missed it on the scroll down.
 
2013-08-18 10:56:25 AM
Anthony (Weiner).
 
2013-08-18 10:57:47 AM

fnordest: FTFA:  Some fun facts: The earliest recorded name for the vagina-unprintable here-is still with us today.

/and yet, they printed in later down the page


I caught that too. Proof reading. How does it work?
 
2013-08-18 11:07:29 AM

Deucetoo: fnordest: FTFA:  Some fun facts: The earliest recorded name for the vagina-unprintable here-is still with us today.

/and yet, they printed in later down the page

I caught that too. Proof reading. How does it work?


Fun fact: Threadneedle street in London was named because "seamstresses" worked there, and "threading the needle" was a common euphemism.  It was originally named Gropecoont Alley.
 
2013-08-18 11:15:18 AM
...Bob Johnson...
 
2013-08-18 11:32:59 AM
Home wrecker
 
2013-08-18 11:37:55 AM

God Is My Co-Pirate: Deucetoo: fnordest: FTFA:  Some fun facts: The earliest recorded name for the vagina-unprintable here-is still with us today.

/and yet, they printed in later down the page

I caught that too. Proof reading. How does it work?

Fun fact: Threadneedle street in London was named because "seamstresses" worked there, and "threading the needle" was a common euphemism.  It was originally named Gropecoont Alley.


So you're a seamstress? Hem, hem!
 
2013-08-18 11:46:01 AM
Wedding tackle
 
2013-08-18 11:50:22 AM
"Never-out" describes a lot of Fark genitalia.
 
2013-08-18 12:11:39 PM
My favorite so far, as one TFer described them, is "hey nonny nonnies"

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-08-18 12:12:23 PM

Nick Nostril: ...Bob Johnson...


"...no wait..."
 
2013-08-18 12:15:02 PM
In one of my classes in college we did this in groups in front of the class, go up to the board and write different terms for genitals, different terms for promiscuous males/females........I forget the point of the exercise but it sure was entertaining. We added a few off the wall things we had just come up with on the fly to amuse/offend people. (we knew about the exercise ahead of time)
 
2013-08-18 12:33:43 PM
Mr. Happy impersonating the purple Bishop would like to have a word with subby's mom's wizard sleeved boatman.
 
2013-08-18 12:39:05 PM

santadog: houstondragon: "I could go on and on about his cock,..."

Sorry, missed it on the scroll down.


An oven full of witches?!

/Love that movie
//And had a good cast :)
 
2013-08-18 12:53:41 PM
What a worthless pile of shiat slate is. They clutch their pearls while saying they can't print what the earliest recorded word for vagina is but in the penis section they've got coont plugger in black and white.

images1.dailykos.com
 
2013-08-18 01:03:50 PM
And yet one underappreciated part only gets a handful of names (pearl, cockey, and joy-button being the only three I can recall offhand).  Surely, these cunning linguists can do better!
 
2013-08-18 01:05:53 PM
Some of them are hairy,
Some of them are bald,
Some are kind of scary,
And this is what they're called...
-unprintable here-
-unprintable here-
They call, that thing, -unprintable here-

Some belong to Virgins,
They're really right and strong.
But, big or small, I love 'em all,
That's why I sing my song!

-unprintable here-
-unprintable here-
They call, that thing, -unprintable here-

Some of them are smelly,
Like clams, and fish, and such.
Some smell like a summer's eve,
Cause they've been douched too much!

-unprintable here-
-unprintable here-
They call, that thing, -unprintable here-

Nothing would be finer, than to be in a vagina, in the morning.
 
2013-08-18 01:15:48 PM

fnordest: FTFA:  Some fun facts: The earliest recorded name for the vagina-unprintable here-is still with us today.

/and yet, they printed in later down the page


Yeah, that was a real WTF.
 
2013-08-18 01:17:44 PM
Like some of the descriptive female terms:
Good: Lady garden
Bad: Badly packed kebab
 
2013-08-18 02:19:22 PM

Strix occidentalis: And yet one underappreciated part only gets a handful of names (pearl, cockey, and joy-button being the only three I can recall offhand).  Surely, these cunning linguists can do better!


little old man in the boat
minicock
and several variations on the word 'button;
 
2013-08-18 02:27:52 PM
My favorite, from a romance novel: the heroine's "velvet honeycomb."

The Velvet Honeycombs will be the name of my fantasy football league.
 
2013-08-18 02:37:01 PM
Insert [unprintable euphemism] here.
 
2013-08-18 02:48:08 PM
Game of Thrones reference, but I thought it was funny when Olenna Tyrell called her grandson a "sword swallower, through and through".
 
2013-08-18 03:45:56 PM
The "You Had to Be There"
Hans Carvel's ring, Buckinger's boot, Mrs. Fubbs' parlor, James Hunt.
Does he have a brother called Mike?
 
2013-08-18 03:45:59 PM
 beaumovies.com
What about "Pedro?"
 
2013-08-18 04:09:12 PM
I found it funny that they couldn't say coont in the article but they could say coont plugger.
 
2013-08-18 04:42:02 PM

Galileo's Daughter: The Velvet Honeycombs


That would be a great name for a lounge act.
 
2013-08-18 06:09:35 PM
venerable monosyllable?
 
2013-08-18 09:56:32 PM
RUMPLEFORESKIN
 
Skr
2013-08-18 10:36:52 PM
 
2013-08-19 12:08:20 AM
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
With the boink swatter
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the biatch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
With the pork steeple
 
2013-08-19 07:57:17 AM
tail-hole

/lol
 
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