YoOjo: Axe wound will suffice for most, occasionally I meet one that is a delicate flower with dew perched upon it's petals, but most look like the end result of a brutal massacre at the hand of vikings.
furterfan: Fanny is not anatomically incorrect, the British fanny (Vagina and/or pubic area) has a different etymology to the american fanny (ass)and, as the British is the older version, It is the american usage which is anatomically incorrect
megarian: Hehehe penis.
sweet-daddy-2: megarian: Hehehe penis.That made me smile. Another reason to keep you close in my dreams.
elvisaintdead: This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true.My rifle and I know that what counts in this hoo-hah is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count.My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our poon. We are the saviors of my life.
Son of Thunder: Princess Sophia?
houstondragon: "I could go on and on about his cock,..."
fnordest: FTFA: Some fun facts: The earliest recorded name for the vagina-unprintable here-is still with us today./and yet, they printed in later down the page
Deucetoo: fnordest: FTFA: Some fun facts: The earliest recorded name for the vagina-unprintable here-is still with us today./and yet, they printed in later down the pageI caught that too. Proof reading. How does it work?
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