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2013-08-18 07:49:24 AM
Men who solicit street workers outside three new approved zones, including the cluster of sex boxes, will face fines of up to 450 francs (£310).

They should get rid of the fines for such a victimless crime.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-18 08:06:30 AM
A box
/for getting some box
 
2013-08-18 08:07:21 AM
Best sign graphic ever.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-18 08:07:28 AM
One might well wonder what's next

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-18 08:08:10 AM
I'm good. I prefer my sex to come with an unknown cost and lots of strings attached.
 
2013-08-18 08:10:38 AM

ramblinwreck: I'm good. I prefer my sex to come with an unknown cost and lots of strings attached.



You're married too, huh?
 
2013-08-18 08:11:11 AM
 
2013-08-18 08:18:46 AM
I see Reverse Cowgirl is popular there
 
2013-08-18 08:19:57 AM

ChubbyTiger: Best sign graphic ever.


This.

The Swiss have a keen sense of humor.
 
2013-08-18 08:22:51 AM
men on motorbikes are not allowed

but why?
 
2013-08-18 08:24:36 AM

log_jammin: Men who solicit street workers outside three new approved zones, including the cluster of sex boxes, will face fines of up to 450 francs (£310).

They should get rid of the fines for such a victimless crime.


I have no problem with prostitution, but I don't want them plying their trade in front of my home or business.
 
2013-08-18 08:25:21 AM

jsmilky: men on motorbikes are not allowed

but why?


Presumably because a car provides a modicum of privacy.
 
2013-08-18 08:26:21 AM
What poor sucker has to clean those things? How much tax payer money has to be diverted to pay the salary of a 'Sex Stall Cleaning agent'? Or is some low level government employee going to get a surprise addition to his daily tasks?

Those things look uncomfortable and unsanitary.
 
2013-08-18 08:28:12 AM
th07.deviantart.net
Seriously.

/You'd stick it in somewhere where hundreds or even thousands have done the same?
 
2013-08-18 08:28:26 AM
...and at least in Switzerland you dont have to worry about a dry spell.

/at least you know how much getting laid is gonna cost up front
//not paying for the sex...paying for her to leave afterwards
 
2013-08-18 08:29:34 AM

Creoena: Seriously.

/You'd stick it in somewhere where hundreds or even thousands have done the same?


Your mom works there?! Neat.
 
2013-08-18 08:30:52 AM

MagicPlasticTreeFrog: What poor sucker has to clean those things? How much tax payer money has to be diverted to pay the salary of a 'Sex Stall Cleaning agent'? Or is some low level government employee going to get a surprise addition to his daily tasks?


Can't be worse than what hotel housekeepers have to deal with.
 
2013-08-18 08:31:19 AM
media.steampowered.com
 
2013-08-18 08:32:59 AM

The more you eat the more you fart: Creoena: Seriously.

/You'd stick it in somewhere where hundreds or even thousands have done the same?

Your mom works there?! Neat.


I was expecting a 'your mom' joke response.  Thought about making a 2nd slashie getting in front of it to not give anyone ideas, but hey, this is fark.
 
2013-08-18 08:38:22 AM

Creoena: The more you eat the more you fart: Creoena: Seriously.

/You'd stick it in somewhere where hundreds or even thousands have done the same?

Your mom works there?! Neat.

I was expecting a 'your mom' joke response.  Thought about making a 2nd slashie getting in front of it to not give anyone ideas, but hey, this is fark.


Glad u know how to play along :)
 
2013-08-18 08:42:03 AM
I don't need to move to Switzerland to have sex with a woman who doesn't even like me and can't wait for me to be finished.
I've been married twice.
 
2013-08-18 08:46:32 AM

Witness99: I see Reverse Cowgirl is popular there


A bit too risque for a Fark photoshop but you could have a series of signs with a variety of activities.
 
2013-08-18 08:49:27 AM
Das Spüjenboxen?
 
2013-08-18 08:52:29 AM

generallyso: MagicPlasticTreeFrog: What poor sucker has to clean those things? How much tax payer money has to be diverted to pay the salary of a 'Sex Stall Cleaning agent'? Or is some low level government employee going to get a surprise addition to his daily tasks?

Can't be worse than what hotel housekeepers have to deal with.


At the hotel I once worked at, the more disgusting a mess left by the guest, the bigger the tip they would leave on the night stand. One of my HKs got a $100 tip from a room where the lady had an unexpected 'Flow' and left her soiled night wear wadded up in the bloody sheets. We joked that it must have been the work of a serial killer, and he tipped us so we would keep our mouths shut.

I hear they don't tip in Europe...
 
2013-08-18 08:55:08 AM

Creoena: [th07.deviantart.net image 150x120]
Seriously.

/You'd stick it in somewhere where hundreds or even thousands have done the same?


This.  Good lord you're just ASKING for it if you solicit a prostitute.  Monogamy may be a bit boring at times, but damned if it doesn't have its advantages too.
 
2013-08-18 08:58:18 AM

Creoena: [th07.deviantart.net image 150x120]
Seriously.

/You'd stick it in somewhere where hundreds or even thousands have done the same?


Your mom?
 
6M
2013-08-18 09:03:12 AM
I find the Swiss box to be too small for my All American SUV.
 
2013-08-18 09:05:03 AM
In unrelated news, the Minneapolis airport no longer offers non-stop flights to Switzerland, but the Senatorial Mens Room there does have a new sign

www.gsbhealthandsafetysigns.co.uk
 
2013-08-18 09:15:15 AM
They keep the blacks out even better now?
 
2013-08-18 09:21:04 AM
leave it to the swiss to make sex as unsexy as humanly possible
 
2013-08-18 09:23:11 AM

GopherGuts: I don't need to move to Switzerland to have sex with a woman who doesn't even like me and can't wait for me to be finished.
I've been married twice.


Married once here...but yeah...i hear ya.
 
2013-08-18 09:25:45 AM
I remember watching something on prostitution is some European country that had a fenced in apartment kinda of complex and "bus stops" on the way up to it for the prostitutes can stand and sell there product.  The prostitutes rented a room from the town which helped to pay for the building and the security that patrolled the place.  I really need to find that video again.
 
2013-08-18 09:28:51 AM

nekom: Creoena: [th07.deviantart.net image 150x120]
Seriously.

/You'd stick it in somewhere where hundreds or even thousands have done the same?

This.  Good lord you're just ASKING for it if you solicit a prostitute.  Monogamy may be a bit boring at times, but damned if it doesn't have its advantages too.


Dont get me wrong...i prefer monogamy (in a committed ltr now), but im just sayin that i can see the benefit of what theyre doing.

You can be very picky if you know u can break a dry spell with a condom and $200....so less likely to just settle for a piece.

/just settled before...never again lol
 
2013-08-18 09:32:34 AM

bigbobowski: leave it to the swiss to make sex as unsexy as humanly possible


They probably have a process plan and time studies for each position.
 
2013-08-18 09:40:11 AM
What happens if you're on a date with a non-prostitute woman, I know it happens out there somewhere, and you want to stop in for an exciting public display of perversion?  Are the boxes only open to hookers and johns? Can you pay your non-prostitute date, I swear guys some girls give it up without needing money up front, so it's official?
 
2013-08-18 09:42:12 AM
The Swiss are sort of OK with you going for a visit, subby, but they don't really want you to move there.
 
2013-08-18 09:44:53 AM
Those things don't look all that private to me.
 
2013-08-18 09:52:17 AM
What do Swiss prostitutes look like?
 
2013-08-18 09:53:37 AM

MagicPlasticTreeFrog: What poor sucker has to clean those things? How much tax payer money has to be diverted to pay the salary of a 'Sex Stall Cleaning agent'? Or is some low level government employee going to get a surprise addition to his daily tasks?

Those things look uncomfortable and unsanitary.


I think the idea is you're supposed to remain in your car for the sex; the stall is just there to hide your car from public view... So, any mess would theoretically be confined to the john's car... Probably also why they don't allow pedestrians and motorcyclists to use them...
 
2013-08-18 09:56:48 AM
The Swiss are such a practical people (also, kinda racist towards the rest of Europe). I post these in every Switzerland thread. My two favorite Swiss policies:

- in many cantons, garbage removal is charged by weight. Your garbage bin has a micro-chip in it and the truck has a scale. You are billed quarterly for how much you throw away. There are public recycling bins, and just about everyone has a compost pile. As a result, the Swiss create very little waste. Great idea which ought to be embraced by bootstrappy Americans.

- fines for speeding and other road infractions are a percentage of one's income rather than the same fine for everyone. So, rich people can't just drive like idiots on the grounds that the fine is a trivial amount. Again, awesome egalitarian policy.
 
2013-08-18 09:57:13 AM
If this is your first visit, Heidi impersonators are old and busted.

The new hotness is yodeling. Find a good yodeler, and people will congregate outside the shed and applaud vigorously when all is done.

Well worth the extra 50 CHF.
//the Alpenhorn strap-on is overrated.
 
2013-08-18 10:01:59 AM

Mael99: What do Swiss prostitutes look like?


Hungarian.
 
2013-08-18 10:05:43 AM

log_jammin: Men who solicit street workers outside three new approved zones, including the cluster of sex boxes, will face fines of up to 450 francs (£310).

They should get rid of the fines for such a victimless crime.


man, quit sounding so wilfully ignorant, lest you be mistaken for a troll. The fines are in place to keep both parties of the transaction, both safer, and in a place that can be regulated/monitored by authorities. (thus keeping the real criminal element, pimps, as out of the equation as possible.)

If that was a troll, btw, then good jerb - you kinda got my blood to boil with that comment.
 
2013-08-18 10:10:10 AM

RobSeace: MagicPlasticTreeFrog: What poor sucker has to clean those things? How much tax payer money has to be diverted to pay the salary of a 'Sex Stall Cleaning agent'? Or is some low level government employee going to get a surprise addition to his daily tasks?

Those things look uncomfortable and unsanitary.

I think the idea is you're supposed to remain in your car for the sex; the stall is just there to hide your car from public view... So, any mess would theoretically be confined to the john's car... Probably also why they don't allow pedestrians and motorcyclists to use them...


Huh. You are absolutely right based on the first photo, but the second photo is what confused me. The stalls in #2 are only half enclosed and there is a sidewalk curb preventing vehicle access. Ah well, I ain't Swiss and I ain't going to Switzerland, so this mystery can remain unsolved.
 
2013-08-18 10:11:01 AM

ChubbyTiger: Best sign graphic ever.


This.
 
2013-08-18 10:12:57 AM

BitwiseShift: In unrelated news, the Minneapolis airport no longer offers non-stop flights to Switzerland, but the Senatorial Mens Room there does have a new sign


I think if men were touched more often while working, you'd see an increase in productivity.
 
2013-08-18 10:14:49 AM
Subby should probably have a look at the prostitutes that used to hang around on a street near my office in Zurich before packing his bags.
 
2013-08-18 10:27:20 AM

flucto: Subby should probably have a look at the prostitutes that used to hang around on a street near my office in Zurich before packing his bags.




Would you have pictures of these soiled doves?
 
2013-08-18 10:28:42 AM

december: - fines for speeding and other road infractions are a percentage of one's income rather than the same fine for everyone. So, rich people can't just drive like idiots on the grounds that the fine is a trivial amount. Again, awesome egalitarian policy.


Something something 'equal protection under the law'
 
2013-08-18 10:45:32 AM
Really, Switzerland... This is a half assed measure.

Legalize and regulate. The idea that pimps are bad is like saying having an office manager at a real estate company is bad. Allow a pimp to open a brothel, test and license prostitutes and pimps. Then you can move everything indoors, out of sight to the public, and licensed prostitutes can rent rooms. Like hair salons, where tested and licensed beauticians rent chairs from the house and sell services to people who come looking for them.
 
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